I'm very sorry about the delay on my stories, my laptop (which houses all my previous writing) is broken and is taking a long time to fix. I currently only have access to my very old desktop computer. Yes, it's quite sad.

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I am a dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen... (You know the song, sing along!)

I’m female. You know, usually…

My motto: bisexual until proven otherwise. Think about it.

I want to say this about my reviewing/alerts/favorites policy: I review nearly every story I read, and nearly every new chapter of stories that have been updated after I have reviewed once (so, pretty much, whatever the latest chapter is). If I like it a little bit, I will give a nice review (often short, with some constructive criticism) and add it to my story alerts list. If I like it more, I will give a longer and more detailed review, and also add it to my alerts. If I like it a lot, I will also add it to my favorites (this is fairly rare, considering how many stories I read).

Now, if I do not review (though you'll probably never know, then) then it is for one of a few reasons. if I add it to my story alerts only (this hardly ever happens) then I means I like it and want to read more, but I either feel too neutral about it to review, or I’m too lazy (it happens, on occasion, sorry to those I’ve done it to). If I find a story that I do not really like, but don't have anything to say about it, I’ll just leave it alone as if I never read it (that's common sense). If I have reviewed the story before and don't for a few chapters afterwards, it probably means that I'm very behind in reading it.

However, there are the rare occasions in which I hate a story that I’m reading. But I’m not a person who uselessly and anonymously flames people. I prefer to call what I do harsh criticism. I’ll be blunt about it: if you get a "flame" from me (I wouldn’t consider it one), it means your story is genuinely bad. I don't want to sound mean, but there's no way around it. Whether it's an extreme disregard of even attempting proper grammar or spelling (and worse-- refusal to get a beta, for who knows whatever reason) or a gross Mary Sue, the story really needs a lot of work before it's fit for human consumption. Don’t let the internet be your excuse; just because you can post badly written stories, doesn't mean you should. I'll still try to be nice about it, but sometimes I just can't.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Okay, now for something you might ACTUALLY care about...

I’ve seen this on other people profiles and it seemed like a good idea if I did it, too, just so you can see where I am in writing the next chapter of a story (and some nifty longer summaries of them as well!). If you’ll notice, I write a range of pairing types. Some stories have no pairing, some have hetero pairings, and some have slash/yaoi pairings (no yuri, as of now… it just doesn’t appeal to me with the characters in any series I like. Which is odd, because I’m bi…). So don’t think that all of my stories are yaoi, or vice versa!

As of 11/22/09, 11:00 am, EDT:

All in the Timing (Occupying my time until my laptop can be fixed)
Series: Harry Potter and Merlin
Summary: What started as a simple follow-Draco-to-the-woods idea has gotten Harry and said Slytherin boy into way more trouble than they'd have ever thought. Even with all the trouble they get into every year at Hogwarts, this simply didn't compare. Due to a botched spell by a young Merlin (yes, even great wizards can mess up with magic) the two have found themselves back in the time of knights, royalty, and the one that they know as the greatest wizard who ever lived. But something sinister is approaching Camelot and, though they fight constantly, that may just be enough to save Harry and Draco, as well as all of Camelot. However, now Merlin has a dilemma: how to send these two boys home! If only he could figure out how he brought them there in the first place… (Takes place during their sixth year, but there aren't too many spoilers. Merlin spoilers only for season one)
Status: In progress
Update Speed: fast (short chapters)
Currently: ch. 1 posted, several more written

Too Many Scars
Series: Naruto and Harry Potter
Summary: For years, Naruto has been cutting himself in secret. But when his self-harm becomes worse than he could have imagined, his secret is revealed to those close to him. To let him spend some time away from the volatile environment of Konoha, Tsunade sends him as both a translator and a back up for an ANBU who is going on a mission to guard Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The Dark Lord Voldemort has just risen again, and Harry Potter’s dreams are filled with long, dark corridors ending with locked doors. What does this mean for the Boy-Who-Lived? Naruto struggles to overcome his painful addiction, but there are things holding him back. And how will he react when he finds out Sasuke has joined with Voldemort? Angsty. A touch of Yaoi, but only in flashbacks. Main pairing (het) announced in chapter 14. With a twist in chapter 19.
Status: In Progress
Updatespeed: Medium
Currently: ch. 20 started

Crossing Over
Series: Naruto
Summary: We all have our secrets; some are just bigger than others. But holding a secret for nine years… just how can you for live nine years behaving and dressing like the opposite gender? Well, that’s just what Uzumaki Naruto, known to nearly everyone as Namikaze Naruko, has done. “She” behaves like just your average teenage girl― but the struggle to keep her secret has recently become much harder. Between partying with frienemies, dealing with school, and trying to win the boy of her dreams, Naruko has a lot on her plate; but Naruto has so much more. He’s trying to remain feminine as masculinity takes shape, dealing with being in love with another boy, and attempting to forget the events that began all of his problems in the first place. We all hide our secrets… but what happens when the biggest secrets of all collide? Yaoi. First person POV. Sasunaru, among others.
Status: In Progress
Updatespeed: Medium
Currently: ch. 10 posted

A Silent Scream
Series: Naruto
Summary: How much do you have to scream to no longer be able to? And for how long afterwards will it take until you are once again heard? In a twist of events, Naruto, the would-be loud mouthed ninja, loses his ability to speak, resulting in a mute ninja― who woulda’ thought? There’s only one problem: without being able to speak, there’s no way for Naruto to perform most jutsu. So how is he to graduate from the ninja academy? And when he eventually does, what lies in the shinobi world beyond? Series rewrite, basically. Pairing (if any) undecided, will not be yaoi. (Writer’s block at the moment, sorry!)
Status: ON HIATUS
Updatespeed: n/a for now
Currently: paused working on chapter 6

A Mother’s Love
Series: Naruto
Summary: A promise made 20 years earlier… a mother who loves her son… a boy grown into a man… All his life, Naruto wanted family bonds. Someone to take comfort in, to just be there. But he’d been waiting long enough and given up that hope. So when his mother returns after being away for so long, he’s already severed himself from her in his mind. He’s unsure of whether to accept her or not. Can they retie the bonds long since undone? (Warning: Character deaths)
Status: Complete
Updatespeed: n/a
Length: 5 chapters

Something to Stare At (Just a cute little story I thought up while on a very long flight across the Atlantic...)
Series: Young Avengers
Summary: Billy's mother decides to transfer her son to a new school to allow him to be with his boyfriend. But trying to keep up appearances (and remain in the closet!) is putting a strain on the relationship between the two boys. BillyxTeddy slash (obviously... it's canon).
Status: Complete
Updatespeed: n/a
Length: Oneshot (SEQUEL STARTED)

Hey, if you're at all interested in the comic series Young Avengers (a highly suggested read for those who haven't), come and join us over at the shiny new forum! I promise we don't bite (much). http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Everything_Young_Avegngers/64815/

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