I USED TO BE NAOKI-ONEE

UPDATE!!

Saturday, August 23, 10:09 PM (Oh, the loverly night!)

Is that an update on Going down you see?? Um...no, actually it is not. I know, I know, I'm a bad person. Oh well, I'm sure you will forgive me in time. Why do I say this? Because people seem to like my stand-alone peices better than my chaptered ones. Oh well, you'll be glad to know the update was a stand-alone peice. Originally, it was made to be a companion to "Ambiguity" which someone said is one of their favorites (and this must be someone I really and trully like, because I usually don't like making companion fics, too much referencing. Most the time anyway) but it got out of controll, because I don't think Vincent's mind works as scattered and obsessively as Yuffies. I said NOT AS, because I do think his mind is pretty scattered and obsessive, especialy with the demons (who are the coolness). So, it's stand-alone. I am going to try again to make a companion, but I can't say how well that will go, my fingers have a mind of their own I say!!

On a completley other note, I re-read Deathly Hollows. And cried bitterly when Lupin came back with the ressuretion stone. Again. Lupin and Tonks should NOT have died!! I tried to read it in a way that would at least help me believe thay didn't die, as in covering up the part where they're in the Great Hall all dead-like, but I forgot about the part above, so that didn't work out as well as I had hoped. Oh, I can only feverently hope that Teddy sees him parents in the right light, they truly were soe of the best people in the entire series. Sirius's death, I could deal with that. Cedric? Him too. Voldie and Bellatix? I'm okay (because, yes, they were my secon favorite pair.) Hedwig? I've somehow moved on. Dobbie? My eyes were still dry, though it was sad. Fred? That cut me up a bit. Snape? I fannaly understood why he wanted Harry to look at him, the second time I read it, and THEN I cried (so it doesn't count). But Tonks and Lupin? J.K.R will never be forgiven, NEVER.

A line has been added to the black list.

Alas, I must leave you now so I may try again.

Yours in sincere fanatical mourning,

~~~Sanity~~~

I Gave Up the Beta game kitties, it seems all my betas up and dissapear. So, sorry if my Fics go down a notch in the grammar department!! Although, if you are a good Beta and you promise to be there, I could give you a try.

My favorite pairings:

FFVII:

YuffiexVincent

CloudxTifa (When Cloud's not being little Emo boy. As in, not during AC, maybe after.)

TifaxZack ( I know he's dead, but I still like him better than AC Cloud.)

YuffiexReno (Tied for favorite Yuffie pairing. Because honestly, it's almost impossible not to like Reno.)

CidxShera (Do you need to ask? He named an AIRSHIP after her!!)

Fruits Basket:

KyoxThoru

HaruxRin

HaruxYuki

ShigurexAkito

UoxKureno

HiroxKisa

MachixYuki

Twilight:

AlicexJasper (X3)

Naruto:

SasukexNaruto

DiedraxSasori/SasorixDeidara

DeidraxToby (After the death of Sasori TT.TT)

NarutoxHinata

KibaxHinata

TemarixTenTen

TemarixShikamaru

Crack:

HaruxHana (Furuba)

AnkoxKakashi OR AnkoxKakashixIruka (Naruto) (KakaIru only when paired with Anko, please.)

SephirothxYuffie (FFVII)

JacobxBella (Twilight) (I do, actually consider this crack because it's never gonna happen, kitties. It's just not. Becasue Jacob's too GOOD for her.)

YazooxYuffie (FFVII) (Dun ask, just DON'T. I lubb it though.)

Black List:

Rosalie (Twilight) (I read half of Breaking Dawn.)

Light (Deathnote) (Spoiler Alert He is an evil, manipulative kid with a God Complex who uses Misa and treats Ryuk like a slave. And he killed L. I will NEVER forgive him. NEVER!! -Sanity is a huge L fan-)

ReenesmeexJacob (Twilight) (Ahem, NO! Just NO! I can live with the demon spawn, I really can. But she does NOT deserve poor Jake. Honestly Stephanie, what did he ever do to you?!)

My (totaly boring)Info:

Name:Call me SANITY. Unless ya actually know me. Which you probably don't, so NYAH.

State(Of Mind): Only half-insane. I must keep a front you know, I don't think the nice people with the sraight jacket would indulge my FanFiction obsession...

Likes: MCR, P!ATD (Oh yes, with the ! because the ! ROCKS.), Nickleback, Vampires, Twilight series(Even though Edward and Bella are annoying), Furuba, Naruto, chocolate, FOB, Jasper, Akito, Pete Wentz's lyrics and face (Not his pants usually. Especially those red ones...)

Dislikes: Pink in large quataties, Ren Sohma (Not RIN as in Haru and Rin, REN as in poor Aki-chan's mom),(Most Annoying)Pop music, Homophobes, when people make Naruto emo, Mary Sues, and sugar-less things.

Other interesting things: ~I will not, repeat WILL NOT, do a lemon at any time for any reason whatsoever. Not that I have anything against them but I just can't, won't and don't write them. Also if you have a pairing that you wish me to write a fic about just ask! I don't bite (Usualy) and I'm nice (To nice people). Oh and be warned, I'm not that good of a speller and Word can only go so far. Also, Mary sues are NOT NOT NOT the same as self-inserts. Self-inserts can be tastefully done, Mary Sues cannot.

And so I leave you with these words curtesy of Karen from Mean Girls:

"I'm a Mouse. DUH."

The TRUTH! (Also known as copy-and-paste-it's)

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, divorce is still illegal and your daddy still chooses who you have to have kids with.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America and all others will be hunted down and burned.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Wohoo! California legalized same-sex marriage! Now...only 48 more states to go. Massachusetts already legalized it a long time ago.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won't risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND PEOPLE JUST NEED TO ACCEPT IT REPOST THIS!!

I am a Wicked fan because:

I am WONDERFUL,

I am POPULAR,

I have DANCED THROUGH LIFE,

I have DEFIED GRAVITY,

I know Wicked is FOR GOOD,

I have dreamed of just THE WIZARD AND I,

I have attended DEAR OLD SHIZ,

I have become THAT GIRL,

I have asked WHAT IS THIS FEELING,

I have spent ONE SHORT DAY in the emerald city,

I know that NO GOOD DEED goes unpunished,

I know that AS LONG AS YOUR MINE, I'll be fine,

I believe that SOME ONE MOURNS THE WICKED,

I know what SOMETHING BAD was,

I know the SENTIMENTAL MAN,

I have said THANK GOODNESS,

I tried to stop the MARCH OF THE THE WITCH HUNTERS,

I was there for the FINALE!

You plan to be in Wicked, regardless of ANYTHING, and if you get there and find that you’re just not good enough then you sign up to move those darn sets.(I will be in Wicked -hopefully as Nessa- even if all I do is clean up after the preformance. So, NYAH!)

Universal Disclaimer: If I actually own something, believe me I'll let you know, besides the plot(usually). Otherwise, assume that everything I write about is owned by someone else. Entienden?