| Mini Willy Wonka |
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Chobits, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The picture to your left is actually me. I'm not joking. Hi, my name is Winky, I'm a boy, I am 13 years old. I like writing stories and I hope you all will enjoy them. By the way I like dressing up and being a daredevil. )I've got the best of both worlds) I also like Lazytown, I fancy Sportacus, he very hunky. I like the way he shakes his hair, I like the way he dances in the air, I like the way the he does the groove, I LIKE THE WAY HE MOVES!! I am currantly (yum, raisins) . I am writing Edward the Sugar Queen with my sister. That story is very sexy. Yayayayayay!! I too am very sexy, I get mobbed by screaming girls like earlier. Sometimes I wear just a towel and then drop it in front of people just for fun and run around naked. Right now I'm too busy humping the screen so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodbye. PS; IMPORTANT MESSAGE; I am looking for a husband/wife. I don't really mind which. Please apply through PM with your hip measurements and the cubic circumference of your eyebrow hair. Thank you. | |||||||
1. Chi and the Chocolate Factory » reviewsWhen Chi manages to sneak her way into the Willy Wonka's factory by forging her own golden winky madness is only sure to ensue. Things are not always as they appear in the factory, can Chi find out the disturbing truth about Wonka before it's too late?Crossover - Chobits & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-29-09 - Published: 7-1-07 - Chi/Elda2. Attack of the Traffic Wardens reviewsHarry thought he'd escaped from the evil gingerbread house witch and his murdering parents, but there was much more trouble brewing on the horizon. Sequel to 'Chuck Children in the Fire'Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-16-07 - Harry P. - Complete3. Chuck Children in the Fire reviewsHarry is the youngest child of the Potter family, when James and Lily realize they cannot afford to feed their ten children they decide to burn them slowly and painfully one by one and throw them into the fire.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-16-07 - Harry P. - Complete