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since: 06-01-07, id: 1290752
Author has written 8 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Supernatural, Lord of the Rings, Stargate: SG-1, and Twilight.

Name: Steph

Age: Ask and i'll kill ya : )

Hometown: Manlius NY (GO HORNETS) (F-M RULES, JOSH&KEVIN YOU ARE MISSED SO MUCH 3)

Likes: 4-wheeling, snowmobiling and anything that goes fast or blows up

Fav Quotes:

Die Hard Series:

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

McClane and Zeus are speeding through Central Park
Zeus: Are you aiming for these people?
John McClane: No.
pauses
John McClane: Well, maybe that mime.

Zeus: helicopter being shot at by Simon Oh, shit!
Helicopter Pilot: Oh, shit!
John McClane: What do you mean, "Oh, shit"?

Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.

John McClane: Mai? Asian chick, likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV up her ass.

POTC:

"But why is the rum gone?"

"She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our words really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment…that was it."

Jack: "One question about your business boy, there’s no use going. This girl, how far are you willing to go to save her?"
Will: "I’d die for her."
Jack: "Oh, good. No worries, then."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"Now, where is that monkey? I want to shoot something."

"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

Jack: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you tried to kill me, one of you succeeded.

Indiana Jones:

Walter Donovan: Germany has declared war on the Jones boys.

Lecturing in class
Indiana Jones: "X" never, ever marks the spot.
Finding a hidden passage in a Venetian library
Indiana Jones: "X" marks the spot.

Billd and Ted's Excellent Adventure:

Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

BillTed: Excellent.

Movies:

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

FF7: Advent Children

Predator

Alien vs. Predator

Aliens (The first one and the other two are okay but the second one ie the best)

Any Disney movie

POTC

Lord of The Rings

TMNT

Fantastic Four (Both of Them)

Harry Potter series

Ghost Rider

Blood and Chocolate

Both Underworlds

Resident Evil series

All four Die Hard's

The Punisher

And any other movie that has guns in it!

Fav Pairings:

FF7:

YUFFIExVINCENT

CLOUDxTIFA

BARRETxELMYRA

CIDxSHERA

ZACKxAERIES

RENOxELENA

Tamora Pierce:

Kel x Cleon

Kel x Dom

Neal x Yuki

Raoul x Buri

Supernatural:

Dean x Jo

Lost:

Jack x Kate

Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis:

Jack x Sam

Daniel x Vala

Jon x Tela

POTC:

Will x Elizabeth

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Stories:

FF7:

Birthday Wishes: In-progress, Yuffie's 21st B-day, all of my FF7 pairings

Gift: The nine months that Yuffie is pregnant with her and Vincent's child, In-progress

Life With The Greatest Ninja: In-progress

Starts: In-progress

Tamora Pierce:

Long Awaited: In-progress, I wrote it out but then i decided to rewrite it

The Own: Haven't Started yet but i have an idea

Weddings For Raoul: Haven't started yet

Supernatural:

A Much Needed Vacation: In-progress

Lord of The Rings:

Queen of The Lifesavers: I just have to finish the ending, btw it's a spoof

I hope you enjoy these stories and let me know if you have any ideas for me to write about because i will do pretty much anything!!! Just email me or leave it on a Review because i really don't check my email when school is out!!!!!!!

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1. Senior Year reviews
AU, all human. Bella moves back to forks for her senior year to live with her father and twin brother Emmett. She has to deal with normal high school and having a crush on one of the cutest people, and her best friend, Edward. BxE ExR JxA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-24-08
2. Avalanche » reviews
AU. An alien race is trying to take over the planet and destroy it in the progree. The president is being compromised and the fate of the world rest in AVALANCHE's hands. Beware swearing, you all know Cid. CxT YxV CxS BxE ZxA RxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 2-13-08 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K.
3. Birthday Wishes » reviews
Yuffie wants to get everyone together for her birthday. But with a wedding in the way and feelings she has to face it gets a little crazy. Yuffietine, Cloti, a little lemon and swearing because of cid!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 6-4-07 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K.
4. Surprises » reviews
The SGC gets a new commander, General O'Neill. They encounter some interesting things but also find new relationships. JS, DV
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 7-17-07 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.
5. Cerberus » reviews
Vincent, Cloud and Zack are all rockstars in a band that decide they should go to school for their senior year. Their lives are crazy because of being famous but because of the secret they hold. Yuffietine, Cloti, Zerith. Don't own anything i mention!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 7-7-07 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K.
6. Gift » reviews
The story of Yuffie's nine months of being pregnant. Of course is it Vincent's kid!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-7-07 - Published: 6-30-07 - Vincent V. & Yuffie K.
7. Queen Of The Lifesavers »
This is a spoof off of Lord of The Rings. THis group of people are trying to get to Doomdor so they can create more lifesavers because there is only one pack left puls it's the best candy on the planet. They encounter many interesting things on the way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,219 - Updated: 7-1-07 - Published: 6-30-07
8. A Much Needed Vacation » reviews
Ellen books a three week vacation in the Bahamas for all of them. Dean gets to see a lot more of Jo and wonders about his feelings towards her. DeanJo, they are sooo cute!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 6-4-07 - Dean W.
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