Welcome to the lair of The Mad Maiden!
Where I live by the motto "I'll do it...eventually!!" Which is why there may be some time lags between what I write/edit/anything else
"Also where she proves how mad she is by talking to her characters." Shut up Church I'm not Crazy! "Yah talking back. That's not crazy at all.." I hate you.
A Bit About Me
Name: Katie...Notstupidenoughtowritelastname... "We did warn you she was mad." Don't you start too Erik!
Age: A trillian years, okay I'm joking...17. 1 year of high school left...faints
Location: A Galaxy far far away...Nova Scotia, Canada...eh...gets shot by all self respecting Canadians..
Likes: I love to read, play Sims 2 and write. I'm unhealthly obsessed with The Phantom of the Opera (love you Erik!) as well as Red vs. Blue. Newest addition to the list , Alice in Wonderland.
Books: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, The Historian, Horrible Histories, Dracula, The Phantom of the Opera (Gaston Leroux), In the forests of the Night, Demon in My View, Shattered Mirror,Twilight, Good Omens, Sunshine, Poison, Pride and Prejudice, Alice's Advetures in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, Artemis Fowl and all Agatha Christie books.
Manga: Yes two freinds of mine have gotten me to read manga ( You know who you are!)- Fruits Basket, Immortal Rain, Peach Girl, Vampire Knight, Jigoku Shoujo (aka. Hell Girl) As well as others with names I can't spell and I'm not bothering to look them up right now. "Lazy" you do it then Church."Never mind" I thought so!
Movies: The Phantom of the Opera, The Reaping, Beetlejuice, Star Wars, X-men, A Sereis of Unfortunate Events, Spiderman, Batman Begins, The Dark Night, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spaceballs, Dracula, Dracula Dead and Loving It, The Silence of the Lambs, The Mummy, Red Eye, Labyrinth, Pan's Labyrinth, V For Vendetta, Hellboy I and II.
TV Shows: Corner Gas, Monk, This Hour has 22 Minutes, Royal Canadian Air Farce, Dark Oracle, Adventures in Wonderland, Mythbusters, Futurama, Kim Possible, Fairly Odd Parents, Teen Titians, History Bites, Jigoku Shoujo, The Muppet Show, Animaniacs, Batman the Animated series, X-Files and Vampire Knight (Yea sub titles!)
Couples I like:
Cosmo/ Wanda: Anti-Cosmo/ Anti-Wanda ( Fairly Odd Parents)
Fry/ Leela (Futurama) Because really after watching Bender's Big Score can any other outcome be possible? I think not.
Omen/ Cally (Dark Oracle) Season three, season three, season three...where are you?
Jackson Rippner/ Lisa (Red Eye)
Lemony Snicket/ Beatrice (Series of Unfortunate Events) A love that will sadly never be
Rogue/ Gambit : Scarlet Witch/ Pyro (X-Men)
Hannibal Lecter/Clarice Starling (Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal)
James Norrington/Elizabeth (Pirates of the Caribbean) Ha, used to soley be a Jack/Elizabeth fan, I'll still read it but Norrington rules!!
Kim/Ron Shego/Drakken (Kim Possible)
Warren Peace/ Layla (Sky High) They are so meant to be together!
Holly/Trouble (Artemis Fowl) Called this from the very first book, okay maybe the second
Grim/Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
Church/Tex Because it's obvious to everyone else. Grif/Simmons Because Tucker said so Shelia/Caboose(Red vs.Blue)
Kid Flash/Jinx (Teen Titans)
Hades/Persephone (Greek Myths)
Snape/Lilly (Harry Potter) Dodges flaming arrows from the Lilly/James Shippers. Don't care though Snape/Lilly Forever!!
Jareth/Sarah (Labyrinth) No really what else could there be? Made for each other.
Erik/ Christine ( Phantom of the Opera) Another made for each other couple.
Moanna(Ofelia)/ Pan (the faun) :(Pan's Labyrinth) Because I think it would be cute!
V/Evey ( V for Vendetta) Becuase masks rule!
Mad Hatter/Alice (Any Alice in Wonderland things) I blame bri-chan for this one
Alice/Jervis (Batman the animated series)
Abby/Ducky (NCIS) Yes I know, tell me I'm crazy!
Scully/Mulder (X-Files)
Sideshow Bob/ Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons) If people can ship Bob/Bart then I can ship this.
My dream is to get a lot of people then do a huge musical number in a public place. Like in front of my school!!
Things I Have Learned From Writing/Reading Fanfics
1. Editing is a good idea.
2. Editing at 1 am is a bad idea
3. Red vs. Blue stories don't get many reviews
4. Keep your chapters to a general word count length
5. At all costs avoid Mary Sues (Unless of course it's a parody)
6.If you love getting reviews you should remember to review other peoples stories
7. There are actually people out there who are Raoul/Christine shippers, don't insult them
8. You know you have a good story if you enjoyed writing it and enjoy re-reading it. Regardless of review numbers.
9. Writing two stories at once is always harder then you think it will be
10. TV is horribly distracting to write in the same room with
11. Reading fanfics to avoid writing your own is bad
12. Typing in the dark should be avoided...
13. Research is always a good idea
Many, many thanks to Crystal Shores who is letting me put this phantom pledge on my page!
Phantom of the Opera:
I pledge allegiance, to the Phans, of Erik's Phanverse. And to the Phanverse, phor which we stand; One Phamily, wearing masks, invisible, with Phanphics and plushies phor all!
Quotes
RED VS BLUE
Grif - "You've gone blind with imaginary power, Simmons."
Simmons- "Uh hoh hoh, on the contrary. I think I've gone blind with very real power"
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Simmons- "Grif, don't you understand that because we lost Sister, we're horribly outnumbered. We already lost Donut and Sarge, now it's four on two. The Blues are probably gearing up for an enormous attack right now. At any moment they're gonna come over that hill, guns blazing yelling "CHAAAARGE!"
Church- "RETREAT!!"
OO
Church- "Then she beat Jimmy to death with his own skull."
Tucker- "What? That doesn't seem physically possible. "
Church- "That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming."
OO
Church- "Man, it is really great to see you guys."
Tucker "You seem like you're in a good mood."
Church "I learned a very valuable lesson in my travels, Tucker. No matter how bad things might seem... "
Caboose "They could be worse."
ChurchNope. No matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching."
Labyrinth
Sarah- "That's not fair!"
Jareth- "You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?
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Jareth- "I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."
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Phantom of the Opera (book)
"He had a heart that could have held the empire of the world; and in the end he had to content himself with a cellar"
Corner Gas
Karen- "..I cut Davis's hair all the time."
Davis- "When do you ever cut my hair?"
Karen- "You take a lot of naps."
MY LIFE
Me- "...so we to have go there..."
M- " You're dyslexic" laughs
Me- "I am not deslox...Shut up M!"
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Laura--looking in desk--"Hey look some idiot left their agenda in the desk...wait it's mine."
(Hopefully my freind wont kill me for putting this on)
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Christian- "I shall invent my own religion and it will be all about me. And I shall call it...Christianity...wait..."
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Me- "If I had a flashlight I'd be laughing evily right now."
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Me-"I was in a happy mood and hummed mission impossible as I jumped down the stairs."
Mom- "You jumped down the stairs?"
Me- "Well no, I hummed mission imposible as I snuck down the stairs. And also while I made a sandwich. It was a very Misson Impossibely sandwich."
Mom- Gives me a strange look
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