I am human and female. I love bagels and chocolate. I like all kinds of pairings, but I am a canon fanatic. Harry Potter is the best, unless the best is Lord of the Rings.
I love books and good grammar. For all those of you who don't know: 'it's' is only used as a contraction of 'it' and 'is', never as a possessive. Weird and annoying, but true. 'You're' is a contraction of 'you' and 'are'. Everything else is 'your'. If you spot any of these in my writing, (or any other bad grammar) please let me know immediately so I can fix it.
Enough of the grammar rant. Terry Pratchett is brilliant. So is Tamora Pierce, Gerald Morris, Hilari Bell, and many others I can't think of at the moment.
The BEST AU of Gryffindor! Harry is Dangerverse (by whydoyouneedtoknow). The best AU of Slytherin! Harry is the Connor's Sacrifice universe (by Lightning on the Wave), though that's debatable--it might very well be Mistress Nika's Curse of Fate, which is brilliant. It only has one failing that I can see, and that failing's this: it's too short! Alright, I've re-read the Connor's Sacrifice series, and I've changed my mind--sorry, Mistress Nika, but the Connor's Sacrifice is better. Don't worry, though--Curse of Fate is still my third favourite fanfiction!
OFUM (the Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth) is amazing, as are all spin-offs.
I hate Bush.
My Stories:
Never Yours:
A letter from Jessica to her father, Shylock, before she runs away. Very bitter.
The Secret Avatars:
First off, I HATE THIS TITLE!! Anyone who can find a better one is welcome to suggest it, believe me. Also, I'm having a huge amount of trouble with this chapter, which is why I haven't updated it. For anyone who's interested, I've started a FictionPress account under the same username, where I've written several short stories. The most popular one appears to be Prometheus, a short story of a sarcastic...god?...who watches over the world.
Brothers Apart:
A brother story...for Lucius Malfoy and Arthur Weasley.
Interchangeable:
A short piece from George's point of view as he marries Angelina. If you like this, I strongly suggest that you check out my FictionPress account, because most of my stories there are in the same line.
The Last Stand Series:
The story of many different Harry Potter characters making their last stand. Currently, I've written one story: that of our favourite shape-shifter, Nymphadora Tonks. More will probably come.