hey dudes welcome 2 my awsomely and majorly pimped out profile! oh shut up i know it's not that great. but who cares? im a naruto fan! WOO!

kakashi: so BigHair, why don't you introduce yourself. just start with your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams, and whatever kind of crazy crap you wanna add. (And maybe an explaination for your pen name.)

BigHair: kay, i ain't givin you my real name for nothin but my pen name is actually my nickname that my friends gave me because of my long hair. and NO im not a long-haired hippie dude. im a girl, just for the record. my likes are manga, writing sasusaku fan fics-

sakura: EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!(squeals with joy and blushes)

sasuke: ...

BigHair: oookkaaayyyy...(sweatdrop) as i was saying, reading (especially fan fics), watching horror movies, NARUTO! WOO, and doing all sorts of random crazy crap!

and i love to hang out with my naruto-like friends!

sakura-me. aka, rachel! i'm a lot like sakrua cuz first of all, i have a HORRIBLE temper! and sometimes i forget to control it and count to ten! but i've gotten better at it! i think... and i'm smart. well, at least i think i am...basically because, i'm sweet, hotheaded, smart, and loud! you can count on that last one for sure! lol! CHA!

hinata-shani. in some ways, she's more like sakura than i am because she's really really smart! i'm serious! the chick's a freakin genius! she's had nothing but straight A's all through middle school! and now possibley high school! and she has the quiet qualities of hinata and she's really sweet like her.

ino-brittnee. first of all, she's blonde. which comes to my first statement: BRITTNEE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T DYE YOUR HAIR BROWN! PLZ! cough. anyhoo... she's not the ditzy blonde! she's one of the smart ones! she's almost as smart as shani! anyhoo...she's also kinda loud like ino, and she has her...nice moments...she's certainly annoying like ino! just kidding! cough.

naruto-zach. he's so hilarious! he'll think of retarded things at the top of his head! he always keeps us laughing!

kiba-colten. uhh...i don't have a specific reason as to why he reminds me of kiba...but somehow he does. -.-; lol XD idk he just has his personality i guess!

tenten-lauren. that girl can kick butt! trust me, i know from experience...lol XD jk!

tsunade-sarah. she hits hard! she's outspoken, she hits hard, she's headstrong, she hits hard...did i mention she hits hard? WELL SHE DOES! but we love her

shizune-carolina(cato) well, she's nice, smart and a little spazzy sometimes, but in a good way!

sasuke-my cousin brandon. he's really cool, calm and collected. but he has a WAY better sense of humor! lol!

temari-my cousin haley. she's spunky, witty, has a sense of fashion, and a WAY worse temper than i do! everytime i see her walking my way i say, "oh please dear God, make this crazy kid go away." lol! jk! she's also been my bestest friend since birth.

sakura: AWW!

BigHair: yeah, i get that a lot...anyhoo...dislikes are school, homework, itachi uchiha-

sasuke: YES! THANK YOU!

BigHair: rriiiiiight... anyhooo... and annoying people. but luckily, i know how to handle them. like sasuke and sakura know how to handle naruto.

naruto: HEY! what do you mean by that! and what do you have against annoying people!

BigHair: shut up and let me finish!

naruto: (eyes widen in fear and goes to hide in corner rocking in fetal position) find happy place, find happy place...

BigHair: that's more like it. anyhoo...my hobbies are writing fan fics and writing manga! and my future dream is to write the greatest manga of all time! BELIEVE IT! and i love sasuke! XD

sasuke: ...!

sakura: HEY! BACK OFF BOTCH! HE'S MINE!

sasuke: since when am i yours?

BigHair: down girl! pleez read and review my fics! IM SORRY SAKURA! NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!

fav quotes: "summer makes me feel free...like i can do anything." -me

"no one knows what true love is...that's why we're destined to find it." -anynomus

"somewhere over the rainbow..." -wizard of oz (love that song!)

"BELIEVE IT!" -naruto

"sweet niblets." -hannah montana

"i'm telling you this because i care...GET SOME HELP!" -miley stuart

"here's a book. go forth and learn."-robby ray stuart

"i like eggs." -me

"hold on..." -me again

"dagburnit!" -you guessed it...me

"i'll slap you to sleep and slap you for going to sleep!" lol! -my dad (and NO he's not an abuser)

"what is that on the floor!" -my mom

"you goofball!" -my best friend brittnee

"shoes." -kelly from the video, "shoes by kelly" only on youtube!

"those shoes are mine, betch." -kelly

"these shoes cost 300 dollars. these shoes cost 300 dollars. these shoes cost 300 effing dollars. LET'S GET THEM!" -kelly (i love that video!)

blue unicorn-"it's a leoplurodon charlie! a magical leoplurodon! it's gonna guide our way to candy mountain!"

charlie-"uh, guys. you know that there's no actual candy mountain, right?"

blue and pink unicorns-"shun the non-believer! shun! ssshhhhhhhu-u-u-u-u-u-u-un-uh!"

yeah, all of that unicorn stuff was from "charlie the unicorn" also only on youtube! i love that video! WARNING: RETARDED ACTIONS WILL OCCUR!

you know you live in 2007 when...

1.)you accidently enter your password on a microwave.

2.)you haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.)the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screename or a myspace

4.)you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV

6.)your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.)as you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8.)as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.)and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.)you scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.)now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.)put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

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this is a poem about a little girl who was abused. If you care at all, post this into your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

my eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could've made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong,

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When mommy does come,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now,

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse: MAKE IT STOP!

FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house

BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying, "MAN! We screwed up!"

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing

BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell

FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: are for life

FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough

BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: would repost this craaaapp!