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Author has written 17 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride. We'd appreciate it if you read this before sending us a comment asking for updates. Please.: Hey all, the two of us have a quick note for you. Writing fanfiction has been fun during our stay here, but neither of us really has the urge to write it any more. (Mainly Twilight, as we both feel that the whole fan-base and obsession has gotten way out of hand.) We'll probably continue writing some fanfiction for other stories, shows, movies, or whatever other media there is if we have any ideas. Kate: I have also moved as well, just to somewhere else on this site. Now I write Jak and Daxter fanfiction, just because it's that awesome. Don't know what that is? Then shame on you! But no, just look under the 'Games' section on this site, and you'll find it. Kirs: ~NEWEST UPCOMING ATTRACTIONS CREATED BY KIRS~ Hey y'all! Well, although twilightnite has been moving slow with their updates, I have actually been writing a whole lot of fanfics...there are possibly more to come, so keep a good eye out! ~Ransom Note: VD fanfiction (Preface and Chapie 1 is out!!) ~Twilightville Vampire Series: Twilight and Morganville Vamps Xover (Still working on)
"You know what I love to say? Humuhumunukunukuapua’a but I can't spell it."-Katie Andy: What, are you afraid? "Ugh, my spider monkey powers have failed me." -Andy Kate: How old are you? "I have to go get my journal." - Kate's English teacher Haley: 'Oh, Desdemona!' (said in a really, erm, whoa-ha-ho! kinda way) Kate: You just dropped a gummy bear in my ear! Cam: ~reading line in Othello~ 'You ras-call!' - Oh, I mean, rascal. Kirs: How was my cannonball in swimming? Muzna: Fine. Let's have an eyes wide open, looking at each other, contest.. thing. "My backpack is going to burst like a pregnant lady's stomach!" ~ Dani Jake: Every time you eat a fruit snack, God kills a puppy- Kate, no! Don't swallow it! Abele: Is that a sippy cup?! Kirs: I had a dream where Pinocchio was a mass murderer and killing everybody. Kate: ...There's a Canadian beaver who wants to become a Mexican. .:Our Shows: Moonlight, Friends, Pushing Daises, Ghost Whisperer, Top Chef, The Simpsons, Criminal Minds, CSI, LOST, NCIS, Parental Control, What I Like About You, Scrubs, Gilmore Girls, Charmed, That 70's Show, Dark Angel, Eleventh Hour, House M.D., Monk, Pysch, The Unusuals, Harper's Island... .:Books: Twilight series, Maximum Ride series, The Truth About Forever, Prom Nights from Hell, Harry Potter series, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The Mediator Series, 1-800-Where-R-U Series, Keeping the Moon, Tiger Eyes, Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Mortal Instrument Series, The Vampire Diaries, Just Listen, Thirteen Reasons Why, A Great and Terrible Beauty Series, The Secret Life of Bees, The Host, Speak, The Morganville Vampire Series, The Hunger Games... .:Movies:Twilight, Penelope, Hellboy, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Pan's Labyrinth, Accepted, How to Deal, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Sixth Sense, Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, Sweet Home Alabama, X-Men Trilogy, The Lion King, She's the Man, Speak, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Mamma Mia!, Chasing Liberty, Mr. Deeds, The Dark Knight, Indiana Jones Series, Ghostbusters, Van Helsing, Underworld, 50 First Dates, Big, Fred Claus, Clue, Ghost Town, The Secret Life Of Bees, What Happens in Vegas... -Kirs and Kate I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. | |||||
1. I Hate Everything About You » reviews/All human/I gawked at the boy walking through the door. The girls swooned at the sight of him. I froze. It couldn’t be him. He turned, his eyes met mine. It was. And he was headed right for me. Him. I hate Edward Cullen.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,516 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 4-6-082. Crazy Cullen Chronicles » reviewsThe Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 46: "S" Words. /Parody of an SNL pardoy of Celebrity Jeopardy! Woo!/Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 55,129 - Reviews: 772 - Updated: 8-5-08 - Published: 7-1-073. Dominoes » reviewsNewton's Third Law: Every Action has an opposite yet equal Reaction. Like dominoes, one action leads to another consequence. Charlie's had it up to here and loses it. What's an 18 year-old Bella to do? /No longer on Hiatus!/Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,204 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 6-5-074. Randomness to the Max » reviewsHow does the flock act when they're not on the run or being hunted? Well, what would you do if were them? Features OOC charaters, randomness, creepy thoughts, explosions, Faxness, The Love Doctor,Hello Kitty Bubble Soap, and Monty Python.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 6-28-08 - Published: 7-12-075. Pictures of Bella Swan » reviews/AU/ ‘Hate is more of a mutual feeling. Then again, hate is such a strong word, so we’ll just say I really LOATHE you Alice.’ She frowned at me. ‘Oh come off it Bella. It’s a simple dare. You just have to kiss him, not love him.’ Liar.Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 1-21-086. 51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do » reviewsBased on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 2-15-087. Forgotten reviewsSo wise so young, they say do never live long...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-14-088. Bella the Vampire Slayer » reviewsTitle says it all. Alice made one mistake, and they had to pay for it, with their LIVES! And then prescious family heirlooms are then burned by a match. It's weird, it's scary, it's Bella and Alice with caffiene. And you thought Emmett was scary.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 7-14-079. Love and Memories » reviewsNever was a story of more woe, than this of Juliet and her Romeo... /Ch. 3 - 16 being redone. Critique greatly welcomed./Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,511 - Reviews: 179 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 7-2-0710. Caught In The Act » reviewsSugar high Felix, loads of mayhem, insanity, singing, and a bunch of funness. A side of the Volturi like you've never seen before. /OOC Characters, inspired by Ame Warashi's devianART Voltrui mugshots./Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 1-25-0811. Forks Fiends » reviewsBecause every book has characters people don't like too much. So what do we do? Why, we poke fun at them. We strip them of their dignity and just plain make fun of them. So 'Forks Fiends' everyone! Having fun at the expense of the characters no one likes!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 1-16-08 - Published: 11-24-0712. Babysitting Buddies reviewsBased of the oneshot from Crazy Cullen Chronicles. What happens when Emmett so 'graciously' volunteers to help Bella babysit three kids? What is Team G.A.S.? 'Happy Juice? Threatening to blow up the house? Explosive cookies? A drunk Emmett? Uh-oh!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-30-0713. You Were Meant For Me » reviewsBella spent a whole day thinking about him. Edward spent that same day thinking of her. He crept into her room that night in silence. And she saw him. So Edward came back, but what if Bella didn't want him back?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 10-8-0714. Attack of the Killer Bunnies » reviewsJasper goes hunting and when vampire bunnies appear, everyone blames him. But it is really him? R&R! Completed!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 6-23-07 - Complete15. Breaking and Broken reviews/I made a promise, and I broke it. She gave me her heart, and I broke it. Is there anything I can’t break? What kind of monster am I?/ Edward’s PoV. Set in Mexico during New Moon. -Oneshot...?-Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-19-07 - Complete16. Secrets and Surprises » reviewsWe all have certain secrets that we will never tell anyone, not on purpose anyways. What would Edward say if he found out? COMPLETE!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-19-07 - Published: 6-21-07 - Complete17. Beach Party with the Cullens » reviews/HIATUS/Bella and the Cullens go to the beach and have a little party. Stupid characters, weird plot, funny story! If it’s offensive in any way we’re really sorry! We’re just trying to have fun! R&R! UPDATED!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,686 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 6-25-07 - Published: 6-5-07
