That picture on the left, you see it? That's copyrighted to me.

Name: Cindy

Gender: My name is short for 'Cinderella'. What do you think?

Age: 14

Fave books: Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux, To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee, Silverwing trilogy - Kenneth Oppel, The Giver - Lois Lowry, The Outsiders - S.E. Hinton

My FICTIONPRESS penname: Wibbles

My FFN Friends
Muffinluv
Untamed Wind
Last Rays of Twilight

Journal-ness/Updates
02/16/08

What is the deal with family day? Honestly.

All files on the computer are gone. Darn. Until I get them back (and my dad hasn't told the computer guy yet because nothing 'important is missing'. Right. I miss my music), I won't be updating.

I have just read over everything in my profile. Wow. I've changed. A lot. o.O

Angry Rants Section (got this idea from T.-Roxie-I.)

1: Smokefoot is not Smokepaw come to life! There could easily have been a rogue taken in and was later given the name Smokefoot. There could have been a kit called Smokekit.

2: If it's 'traditional' for an apprentice to go to Highstones/Moonpool before their warrior ceremony, then why have only Crowfeather, Mothwing, Squirrelflight and every other apprentice on the Great Journey, Firestar, Graystripe and Ravenpaw get to go? Cloudtail, Thornclaw, Brambleclaw, and a whole bunch of other cats never went!

3: Leopardstar and Blackclaw must die. Seriously, they're ancient. And how did Stonestream(haha - stream of stones?) and Swallowtail become elders so quickly?

4: Warriors is too romantic. I hate it. That's why there is fan-fiction--people can make all the scariest pairings they want, the worst, best, most hilarious, whatever pairings in the world and no body godd-- cares! Who here, and be honest, who here wants to read very very fluffy romance in an ADVENTURE/DRAMA/ACTION/GORY saga? WHO??

5: Everyone related to Firestar, or who has personal connetions with him, they're all so special! Leafpool: discovered Moonpool. Squirrelflight: one of the six who brought back the message from Midnight. Sandstorm: best hunter/fastest cat in the Clan. Cloudtail: best tracker in the Clan. Brambleclaw: deputy. Bluestar: leader of ThunderClan. Jay, Lion, Hollypaw: prophesied. And Firestar himself: a little...perfect

6: The evil cats die so un-nobley, whereas the "good" cats all die in some life-saving way or another. Tigerstar was slashed open and bled to death in what, three seconds? Scourge fell for the oldest trick in the book (literally o_o). Hawkfrost bled to death as well, from a tiny little puncture. Brokentail was killed by his MOTHER. Clawface was murdered brutally in less than a second by a cat barely out of apprenticeship, and would have been killed anyway by an apprentice had Whitestorm not stepped in. Then Firestar loses a life saving Onewhisker and a kit, Bluestar dies saving Fireheart, Willowpelt died saving her son, Swiftpaw died trying to save his Clan...isn't that so unfair??

7: Longtail was blinded by a rabbit. A RABBIT, people! Those fluffy, cute white things that we love? That's how Longtail became blind! And then what's-his-face, Birchpaw, gets clawed by a BADGER and nothing happens. A BADGER. Those things that are so feared by cats, those things that kill? Longtail, an experienced warrior, blinded by a rabbit. Birchpaw, a very inexperienced apprentice, gets by with no damage to his eye by a BADGER. Unfair!!

8: WHY do so many people think that Jaypaw is the son of Crow and Leaf? It's so retarded! They didn't have enough time alone to mate; furthermore, the whole freaking clan would have noticed if Leafpool became pregnant! Okay, so the kits were born outside the hollow--BIG FRICKIN DEAL! Why does everyone assume that Jaypaw is not Squirrelflight's? His attitude? His pelt colour? WHY?! Oh yeah, LEAFPOOL. DOES. NOT. LOVE. JAYPAW!! ARGH!! (note: I read the play thing that the Erins put up. Unbelievable. Leafpool broke the code she gave her LIFE to and she's still favoured...? Where is the justice?)

9: I hate forbidden loves. They take the fun out of everything. They do! I hate them! I like Gray-x-Silver, Feather-x-Crow, and that's it. Silver saved him from drowning and they were young, and Feather and Crow, it's because they've been through so damn much together and they saved each others' lives! I love crack pairings, because they're awesome. Leaf-x-Crow? He only saved her because he'd feel guilty about watching another cat die! They don't even know each other!

10: Onewhisker/Deadfoot/Brokentail/Runningnose/Some other dumb names: THIS. IS. ANIMAL. CRUELTY!!

11: Harry Potter is a loser. No, don't you go getting all pissed. It's never anyone else, always Harry who has to be all smart and hot and whatever the hell it is. Everyone loves Harry, and nobody likes Ron. Except for Herminone. ...I just don't like Harry.

12: Mmkay, this doesn't really matter at all...but y'know in the Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show, all the bad guys (Sylvester, Yosemite Sam, ect) get the crap beaten out of them and all the other characters (Bugs Bunny, Tweety, ect) are always victorious? Can't the baddies win at least in one episode?

13: Jacob Black was so awesome as a human. He was cute, innocent and really didn't give a damn about his father's superstitions. But then he has to turn into a werewolf and try to steal Bella away from Edward - GET A LIFE!! I mean, if he DID love Bella, wouldn't he want her happy?? I don't care if he helped her after Edward left, what matters is how he used Bella. (note: as I read the series over, I realize it was more Bella that used Jacob - so I'm sorry Jacob, but please get a different imprint!)

14: BD SPOILERS.
I'm sorry - WHAT? JACOB IMPRINTED ON NESSIE. ARE YOU GODDAMN KIDDING ME? Vampires and werewolves - never got along, never will. So Nessie's a half breed. So she still has vampire characteristics. More so than human ones, I should think. So WHY did Jake imprint on his worst enemy's daughter? (note: Haha, I go against this in Impossibly Parallel. I'm a hypocrite.)

SCENES

Me: What's the difference between goths and emos?
Lily: Emos cut themselves. Goths only think about cutting.

(At Sean's house during lunch hour, playing Naruto. 'KO' flashes)
Sara: What's KO (she pronounced it 'koh') mean?
Me: You idiot, it's K-O. KNOCKOUT. Not KOH
-whole room cracks up-
(Week later, same situation)
Sara: What does KO mean?

Emma: All the girls got A plus!
Leah: Sweet! -high five- What'd you get?

(Sean is reading his story thing out loud.)
Sean: ...And there was my Larry!
-whole room starts laughing-

Sara: I can't believe you hunged up on me!

Me: -ranting about some random thing-
Jenny: CINDY! SHUT UP!
Me: JEN-NEEEE!! YOU BROKE MY RANT! NOW I HAVE TO START A NEW RANT WHICH IS REALLY HARD BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING TO START ON AND I HATE YOU NOW SO BLAH!! -starts ranting again-
Jenny: -_-'

(MSN)
Me: Hi! How was the mall? (He, Sara and Emma skipped band to go shopping...wth)
Josh: I forgot where to put the bus tickets
Me: Really? So you said "Where do I put this bus tickets"? (it was meant as a joke)
Josh: ...pretty much

(During band practice, the lights randomly turn off for a few seconds)
Hao Fan: A black-out! Hooray!
Me: You idiot, the office light is still on!
Hao Fan: A somewhat black-out! Hooray!

(I'm stepping on the back of Chris's shoes 'cause it's fun. Some random guy says, 'Ow!')
Me: Did that hurt?!
Chris: No
Me: ...Oh. I thought I heard you say 'Ow'
Chris: Yeah, on the inside I'm crying, but on the outside I have a runny nose

Me: Chris, you're very weak (he was chucking snowballs randomly)
-pause-
Leah: What's that thing that makes guys grow muscles?
Me: Steroids?
Leah: No, it starts with "T", I think
Me: Oh...testosterone...I think...
Leah: Yeah. Chris, you have no testosterone
Me: If Chris has no testosterone, then he's not a guy, but he doesn't have estrogen or whatever the hell it is that women have...so Chris is an it?!
Emma: Chris, you have no testicles
Chris: What?!
Emma: Yeah! You have no testicles, so you're not a guy! -goes up to Hao Fan- Hao Fan, Chris has no testicles!
Hao Fan: What? He has your testicles?
Other people: -laugh-

Me: Josh! Congratulations!
Josh: -says nothing-
Me: Hello? I said congratulations!
Josh: What would you need to say congratulations to me for?
Me: You know...
Josh: -says nothing-
Me: -getting frustrated- JOSH! Can't you say thank you?! C-O-N-G-R-A-T-
Chris: Z

Lily: Where's Justin?
Me: I think he's in the gym. ...What if he's at Will's?
Lily: Ew, Will? Why would he need to go there?
Me: Remember last time when the bus was late?
Lily: Oh yeah...
Me: Didn't Ethan eat him...?
Lily: No, Garrett killed him and Ethan buried her. I mean, him
Me: I'm telling Justin you called her a he!!
Both: ...
Me: Did you hear that?
Lily: Yeah
Both: -laugh-

Lily: hey
Me: yo
Lily: I am going to Kill Her!!
Me: Emma?
Lily: Yes
Me: Well...CAN I HELP??

(I'm pissed at parents for something or other, so I open the glass patio door...and stomp straight into the screen door)

(In math class - I'm going all hyper and can't stop laughing)
Me: -in hysterics-
Jenny: Cindy, calm down...
Me: -takes her agenda and pen- Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee...
Jenny: -on agenda- Calm down... o_o'
Me: -on agenda- -eye twitches-
Jenny: o_o;
Me: Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee - -Jenny takes agenda from me-
Jenny: o_o (three sweat drops)
Me: Heeheeheeheeheeheehee...
Jenny: -dies-
Me: -all over agenda- Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee...
Jenny: -takes one look at what I'm writing- CINDY!! I DIE AND YOU'RE STILL LAUGHING?!
Me: -still in hysterics-

Chris: Can I give criticism?
Me: Sure
-after half a minute-
Me: You haven't given any yet. I'm waiting
Chris: ...I can't find anything

On This Hour Has 22 Minutes:
When Britney Spears dumped Kevin Federline by text message, it created a 'trend'
Some 'examples':
yo yo yo you mo fo ho
d8ing u sux
me-u=:-)
you me no mo

ALL ON HIATUS DUE TO MAJOR WRITER'S BLOCK.
ALSO MY COMPUTER GOT FIXED (not really mine) AND ALL MY FILES ARE GONE.

My stories/Coming sometime in the future:

Like Mother, Like Daughter: The lives of Leafwhisper and her daughters. (summary sucks, story will most likely be discontinued) (in-progress/complete)

Love is in the Air: A series of romance one-shots, in the PoV of some other cat. Songfics included. (HeatherxLion, currently being written) (in-progress)

What If: An AU based on most possible "what ifs" starting with "What if Firestar never came to the forest?" (edited by Tainted Shadow Rebel) (second chapter up)

Dear Yellowfang: A Warriors version of Dear Abby. Write your letters and send 'em in! Note:. ONLY if you/your character needs advice! DO NOT ASK POINTLESS QUESTIONS. Co-authoring with Muffinluv. (complete)

Never Again (Duty or Love): WillowxJay oneshot, not a songfic. Willowpaw's view on her forbidden relationship with Jaypaw. Rated for suicide. (complete)

Shock (of her Life) / (Remember): Everyone was shattered when Soren disappeared, but when Eglantine is snatched, her worst nightmare...and her biggest hope appears before her. (two-shot??; next chapter in progress)

How Could You?: His family's thoughts on his treachery...(Tigerstar) (one-shot; complete)

Cursed Shadows: Before the clans, this is what happened... (chapter 1 up)(will be discontinued)

Wilted Roses: I was jealous. She was not more beautiful, but more complete. Was there no way for me to have that wholeness? (Rosalie's Past)(in-progress)

What About Me: All imprints are beautiful, cute, or attractive. Jake's imprint is, as he quotes, 'the world's meanest, ugliest, bossiest, fattest, pushy...' girl ever. Jacob x OC (chap 1 up)