Hey everybody, I'm a new writer here on fanfiction.net, and I go by the alias Biskoff. For those of you that are wondering how I came up with that name, well, I didn't. My friends in junior-high started calling me that because they couldn't pronounce my real last name (which is Austrian in origin), and Biskoff was a very short, idiotic name that my best friend came up with. Sadly, the name stuck with me.

Anyways, here's a bit about myself. Ya know, the whole likes and dislikes thing.

Likes:

I like the Naruto series, and I thoroughly enjoy some of the quirks and personalities of the characters. I also like the anime Black Lagoon, if you havn't seen it, the you really need to. I love Korean B-B-Q, and I used to enjoy playing World of Warcraft. I quit the game at the beggining of the year, and have not played in months. I like playing pool with my friends, even though I rarely win, and making fun of celebrities when they do stupid things. I also enjoy randomly pranking people in my hometown. It's great fun, try it sometimes. Naturally, I also like fanfiction, and while I have read many stories I have yet to ever write one. So here I am hoping to succeed at making a decent story.

Dislikes:

I hate Sasuke. Hands down. He's a bitch. I also hate a guy in real life named Barret, but that's a different matter entirely. I dislike being bored or if I pick up on a new concept easily. I'm a pretty smart guy and I like a mind puzzle, so when a I finished the "Impossible Puzzle" in 10 minutes flat... yea, I was pissed. I also hate spinach. There's just something about how the damn thing tastes that makes me want to throw up.

Hobbies:

I used to make models when I was in elementary and junior-high, but I gave up eventually because I simply did not have the dexterity that is needed to make good, realistic models. In High School I used to play World of Warcraft, and it was my main hobby. I was the Warrior Class Officer of an end-game guild called Dismissed, and later was renamed to Public Enemy, for almost 2 years and made a lot of good on-line friends that I try to keep in touch with. When the guild broke apart, I quit WoW, and found a hobby that doesn't dictate me, fanfiction. It's nice, since I can read it when I want to, and I'm not required to be on-line at certain times to keep a bunch of WoW junkies in line during a raid.

Dreams:

Well, I'm currently attending UCI, and I really don't know what I want to do with the rest of my life, so I guess my dreams right now are to pass my classes and find out what career I want to go into.

Here is a list of stories that I have come up with, but with my life being as hectic as it is at the moment, I'm not sure when I'll get around to writing them.

Birds of Clay

When a 10 year old Naruto is beaten on his birthday, the stress and fear from the attack causes his latent bloodline to emerge. He wakes up in the hospital the next day discovering mouths on the palms of his hands! Sarutobi, knowing for a fact that the clan with that bloodline limit was all but wiped out when Earth Country began its own Bloodline Purge, seeks out the last surviving member with an offer to become a Leaf ninja and look after Naruto. The message finally finds its way to Deidara, recently forced to work for the Akastuki. What will Deidara do when a fellow member of his family is found, and how will Naruto react when he learns he has a true relative in the world?

The Sound of a Better Future

The evening after Naruto fails the Genin Exam the second time, Naruto does what all kids do when they get upset. He runs away… straight into Orochimaru. Seizing the opportunity to use the fox vessel for his own ends, Orochimaru takes Naruto to the Hidden Sound. What the snake summoner did not count on was Naruto managing to change his mindset. When he learns of Naruto’s efforts to prove the people of the Leaf wrong about the boy being a failure and demon, Orochimaru decides to show the Leaf what they could have had if he had been placed as Hokage. Now, as the First Otokage of Rice Field Country, he leads the small nation into a new age. But what happens when Naruto and his genin team appear for the Chuunin Exams. How will his former friends react to the ‘dead-last’ being the most promising genin of a rival nation, a rival nation led by a man they see as a mass-murderer?

The New Demon of the Mist

On the bridge in Wave Country Naruto did not stop his Kyuubi-powered punch at a female Haku, propelling the ice-user over the edge. Kakashi quickly kills Zabuza and, fearing that the seal is breaking, plunges a Chidori though Naruto’s back and throws his blonde pupil off the bridge. Naruto and Haku survive, both feeling devoid of purpose, and decide to remain together to find a new reason for living. Before long an ANBU squad from the Hidden Mist finds them and informs them they are welcome in Water Country, where the leader of the Seven Swordsmen has finally succeeded in overthrowing the corrupt Mizukage. The same Mizukage that Zabuza failed to kill. Naruto, bearing the Kubikiri Houcho in honor of the fallen Zabuza, joins the ranks of the Mist ninja alongside Haku. Naruto finds a new purpose in living for Haku, and her for him. But when Naruto learns of the Third Hokage’s death at the hands of Orochimaru, he knows he must return to the Leaf to pay respect to the old man. What will happen when the Rookie 8 sees their friend returned from the dead and wearing a Mist headband?

Naruto of the Red Sand

Chiyo takes a different approach with her grandson Sasori after his parents die. She manages to break through to him, and saves him from his depraved thoughts of immortality. He never joins Akatsuki, nor does he kill the Third Kazekage, who takes much more care when the time comes to seal Shukaku into Gaara. Years later during a diplomatic visit to Fire Country, Sasori sees a young blonde orphan on the same path he once was. With some nudging from his (questionably sane) grandmother, Sasori adopts Naruto and they return to Sand to train and raise Naruto with the promise that the boy will be loved and given a true home. When Naruto returns for the Chuunin Exams he is a puppet-user, and is mocked and hated by everyone in his former class for ‘abandoning the Leaf’. How will Naruto fare when he has to deal with the outright scorn shown to him by his would-be comrades, and how will he prove to his old friends that he is not the dead-last they remember?

Naruto of the Iron Sand

When Gaara becomes the Fifth Kazekage during Naruto’s 2 and a half year training journey, he comes across files from around the time the Third Kazekage disappeared 15 years before. He learns that the Third Kazekage’s wife, who was secretly pregnant, went looking for her husband even after the search had been called off. Months after she left, it was reported she died in the Kyuubi’s attack on the Hidden Leaf. The knowledge of her death was common, but when Gaara sees a picture of the Third Kazekage’s wife, who was a beautiful woman with vibrant blonde hair and piercing blue eyes, he immediately sends out a team to find his fellow demon vessel. When Naruto arrives at Sand, what secrets from the past will be uncovered?