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since: 06-03-07, id: 1292390, Profile Updated: 05-20-08
Author has written 2 stories for Sweeney Todd, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

hello! boy this is a big space to fill out... i don't really know what to say so i guess i'll do what my friends did...

Name: like i'll tell you! just refer to me a Myxllo, Momo-chan, or Kumiko. ((i've been trying to get momo-chan going for a while now... so far i've only forced one person to say it... hehehe ixelmy-sensei! i'll just say it repeatedly in this profile and see if it rubs off...))

Description: well i'm 5'5", have wavy brown hair ((code for uncontrolable frizzy mess)), i have big boobs ((or so i'm told)) i've been refered to as a mohi ((i think that's how you spell it...)) i'm klutzy, can't spell, and i have A.D.D. wee!


Things that make Momo-chan purr:

((yeah i can purr)) anything japanese basically and cake and cookies and making anything foreign ((cooking or crafts)) ooh ialso like milk, and being very warm, and being pet on the head ((no idea why it just feels good XD)) referring to myself in third person! momo's like a kitty! meow!

Things that make Momo-chan hiss: i don't like mean people or people that go back on their word and stab theeir friends in the back... i also don't like people that think i'm an absoloute freak... or thinks my friends are freaks... momo-chan also doesn't like meat ((eww)) that's because i'm vegitatian... but i do eat fishies! i like tuna mayo onigiri! yummy in my tummy! nya! -


Random observations:

when i do the XD thing in the parenthesees ((can't spell)) it lookslike a doubble chin.. or would it be tripple? hmm... ((XD)) oh i cooked a good cake today and nothing burned, exploded, or cause food poisoning! yay! ((i know that's not an observation but momo-chan just wanted to say it!))

oh! i almost forgot! i'm kumiko632 on youtube so please check out my video's if you have the time! i translated the song life by yui from the anime bleach so i'd really apprecieate it if you watched it! i'm writing to the company to try to make it the official translation! ~nya!

OH MY GIDDY GOD! THESE LINES ARE FUN TO PUT IN!! - puts in 50 lines

i really ought to put up some fanfictions... I'M WORKING ON ONE NOW! XD IT'S A BLACK CAT ONE!

hmm well i dunno what else to put in here so if you have any ideas please tell me! (( expecially if you know any good mangas or animes! momo-chan would like to know that! - ))


Horribly Stupid Moments I've Had:

oh here's one i once convinced a hott college guy i had a penis ((Reader: WHAT THE HELL?! ChibiKumiko: letme explain)) well i was at a human body exam with my older sister ((she was on a college trip and i tagged along)) and well i was looking at none other than a cancerous penis ((ooer! Reader: just shut up and ge on with it! Chibikumiko: T.T you don't have to be mean! Reader: - kill)) when a really hot college guy came over and said "what the hell is that?!" and i said "er... i think that's a penis..." so the hott college guy said "ew what the hell?! i have one and i can't even tell what side is which!" so i said "ME TOO!" facepalm i'm an idiot... needless to say he took it the wrong way, looked at me wierd and left. T.T

Copy And Paste Stuff

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (uh-oh)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a friend who is a homosexual, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don’t have a problem with bisexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a friend who is a bisexual, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Kingdom Hearts... Final Fantasy... Anime... Manga...)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've read all seven Harry Potter book out loud in a fake british accent just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile ((my mom didn't like that XD))

If you've ever been obsessed with something even if it gave you horrifying nightmares, copy and paste this to your profile ((sweeney todd my friends sweeney todd))

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control (only by about 10 or 20 pounds)

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be unromantic

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart ass

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I'm a METHODIST so I MUST be lazy not caring person

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something

I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I have ADHD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I HAVE SUICIDAL TENTANCIES, so I MUST be insane

I am SHORT, so I MUST be young

I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer

I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic)

I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I AM DIFFERENT!!

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


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1. Forever Lost reviews
An original poem depicting Edward Elric's inner struggles with himself and his past.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-16-08 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
2. Dance With Demons » reviews
He turned around, wiping off his razor. The tray slipped from my fingers and gave out a spectacular crash. Todd’s head snapped up and his eyes locked with mine. Both of our eyes were incredibly wide, his from shock, mine from sheer horror. No S&OC romance
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 4-19-08 - Sweeney T.
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