Likes: Youtube, Fan Fiction, Writing Fan Fiction, my girlfriend Lady-ChesireXIII, video games, movies, surfing the web, reading, those little chocolate cadbury eggs with the thin candy shells, BBQ Chips, Devilled Eggs, John Cleese, and Feelgood Inc. by the Gorillaz
Dislikes: Shellfish, peanuts, yaoi pairings, Commercials that arrange clips from movies so the cast are 'reacting' to the news, Manga villians who yell 'Die!' a lot, bigots, the Beach Boys, and the movie Dracula 3000.
Favorite Actors: John Cleese, Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Oded Fehr, Whoopi Goldberg, Jim Carrey, Will Smith, Tobin Bell, Bob Hoskins
Favorite Book: The Green Mile, by Stephen King
Favorite Manga Charcters: Faust (Shaman King) Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist) Saffron (Ranma 1/2) Mello (Death Note) C.T. Smith (Zombie Powder) Konata (Lucky Star) Ichimaru (Bleach)
Favorite Mangas: Yu-Gi-Oh, One Piece, Shaman King, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Yuyu Hakusho, Ranma 1/2, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Inu-Yasha, Negima, and Lucky Star
Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Shaun of the Dead, Unleashed, Freddy vs. Jason, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Halloween 2007, Rat Race, Se7en, Batman Forever
Favorite Songs: Feelgood Inc. by The Gorillaz, Where is the Love by Black Eyed Peas, On the Way Down by Ryan Cabera, We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel, The Hell Song by Sum 41, The Russian versian of Ievan Polka, Mozart's Requiem by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Caramelldansen by Caramel, Money for Nothing by Dire Straits
Favorite Types of Fanfiction: I like horror, action/adventure, and I have to admit I'm a sucker for a good pairings fanfiction, as long as it isn't yaoi.
Favorite Fanfic/Manga Pairing
Ryoga x Female Ranma: While this may sound hypocritical, due to the fact that I hate yaoi, if Ranma is in his girl form at all times, I honestly don't see anything wrong with it. It's a cute pairing!
Favorite Fanfic Quote
Akane: "It's not my fault my food's a little spicy!"
Kasumi: "Akane, chicken curry is spicy. You once made a beef bowl that tried to molest me."
Akane: "It was not trying to molest you! It was just being friendly, okay?" - From Her, A Ranma fanfic
Favorite TV Quote
"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!"- Soup Nazi, Seinfeld
Favorite Movie Quote
"We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round."- Edward Cole, The Bucket List
Favorite Game Quote
"You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left."- Dante, Devil May Cry 3
Favorite Book Quote
"My good man, you do know my name, you just don't know that I belong to it. I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means me."- Gandalf, the Hobbit
Favorite Comic Quote
"WHY IS THERE A DEAD BATMAN CLINGING TO URANUS!"- Joker, Emporer Joker
Favorite Overall Quote
"The Defendant is charged with theft of chickens. Are you the Defendant?" "No, your honor. I'm the guy who stole the chickens."
I Despise Yaoi!
I find yaoi a sick and disgusting thing. For those who don't know, yaoi is a type of pairings fanfiction that has a male paired with a male. Now, I have nothing against homosexuals, but I just don't like it in fanfiction! There are too many Fullmetal Alchemist fanfictions that have Ed paired up witth his brother Al. His brother, for Gods Sake! And yuri (its female-female counterpart) is no better!
Y'Know What Really Grinds my Gears?
The fact that everyone thinks that the Fullmetal Alchemist character Envy is either a woman, or a man in love with Ed. There are three things I would like to make perfectly clear:
1) ENVY IS NOT A PALM TREE! Notice the Lack of Coconuts.
2) ENVY IS NOT A WOMAN! Notice the lack of breasts.
3) ENVY IS NOT GAY! Notice the fact the in the manga and anime, he is NOT all over Ed.
My Original Characters
Name: Johannes
Category: Sly Cooper
Age: Looks 20, but is actually at least around 85
I actually haven't used Johannes in one of my fics yet, I actually submitted him as a character contest for a story entitled A Soul Shattered. He got in, along with 3 other characters other people submitted. Johannes is a Doberman Retreiver from Germany, and was one of Hitler's finest generals. He wears a black tuxedo and carries around a cane topped with a big red ruby. He is a Necromancer, which means he is able to control dead bodies like puppets. He uses his Necromancer abilities to use the life force of his victims to add to his own, which explains his young appearance.
Something Else
~98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile~
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, Icedragon012990, Night's Fang, Mr. Thumbsup
~Yaoi is a horrible thing. If you agree with me, copy and paste this to your profile, and put your name after mine. Spread the chain. Mr. Thumbsup,
If you've seen the Caramelldansen video on youtube and done the dance for the fun of it, add your name and copy this into your profile. Mr Thumbsup,
Words of Wisdom
~Anything is possible. The impossible just takes longer.~
An Announcement... Everyone loves Announcements...
I just wanted to put this out there, if anyone wants to make fanart on my stories, go ahead. Just send me a copy.
Upcoming Fics
Here I'll list the fics I have planned. They won't necessarily be published in this order. I'll most likely next be doing either Eckhart's Apprentice or The Well, the Demon, and the Martial Artist.
Under the Dancing Stars
Category: Naruto
Fourshot. The soul is a strange thing. It can change, warp, yearn. When Naruto's soul begans to change due to the Kyubi's influence, he begins to want to leave the villlage, and become what his soul wants him to become. But who will go with him? Naruto x Sakura
The Third Elric Child
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Ed and Al have... a sister? Meet Adeline Elric, a young girl who had to be adopted off to the Sorel family at a young age. An alchemical prodigy, she specializes in ice. What happens when she meets her long lost siblings?
Harry Potter and the Ten Alchemists
Category: Either Fullmetal Alchemist or Harry Potter
Crossover. After the death of Wilhelm Eiselstein, the other members of the Ten Alchemists must find a replacement. Hogwarts must find a new Headmaster. Paths cross. Friendships are forged. War goes on.
Powdered Martial Artist
Category: Ranma
Just add water for instant results. When Ranma dies at the battle with Saffron, Akane goes on a journey to bring him back. She learns of the Zombie Powder, and goes to talk to Doctor Nazna Gemini, an expert in this kind of thing. Akane stays at Gemini's clinic and gets quite a surprise. Crossover with Zombie Powder
Eckhart's Apprentice
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Post Movie. Ed and Al return to Amestris, Noah in tow. Upon arrival, however, they are greeted by a world gone mad: Luther Svenhurst, the man groomed through his life to inherit Dietlinde Eckhart's seat of power, has rebuilt the Nazi Army on the other side of the gate, and Amestris has gone to war. Ed x Rose, Winry x Al, some Hawkeye x Mustang if you turn your head and squint.
The Well, the Demon, and the Martial Artist
Category: Ranma 1/2
Inuyasha Crossover. Ryoga learns the truth about his cousin, Koga. Naraku sends his minions to kill them, forcing Ranma and Ryoga to escape into the Magic Well. As a curse is locked, they come to realize that form doesn't matter, it's what's inside that counts.
A Dog's Story
Category: Ranma 1/2
Collar stays on, let them live. Collar comes off, beat them all to death. Those were the two rules the boy has been forced to live by. Ranma is a mindless boy raised by his father for fight clubs and underground business dealings as a weapon. But when daddy dearest is tracked down by a 'business partner' out for revenge, will Ranma escape? Inspired by one of the most underrated movies of all time, 'Unleashed'!
Kill Beatrix
Category: Kill Bill
It's been twenty years since the death of Bill Gunn. Beatrix Kiddo is living a quiet life. But that's all about to change. A group of five warriors are coming for her, all out for her blood. And Beatrix Kiddo will once again be forced to pick up her Hanzo Sword.
Rat Race: Anime Style!
Category: Anime Crossovers
An old saying goes, Money Makes the World Go Round. But have you ever wondered what makes it make the world go round? Now, seven strangers are about to prove that saying and do whatever it takes to get to the money first! Inspired by the Film Masterpiece, Rat Race!!
An Undead World
Category: Resident Evil
Fifteen years have passed after the fall of Umbrella. Shutting them down would become known as the biggest mistake in the history of mankind. The T-Virus spread slowly, infecting the world, which is now little more than so much desert. As Leon, Claire, Carlos and the others lead a group of survivors, Ozwell Spencer and the few Umbrella Councilmen still loyal to him begin to make their move.
Anger, Sin, and Redemption
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Imagine a world where things could have turned out differently. What if Izumi had gotten to Wrath before he had eaten the Red Stones? What if Wrath had gone with Ed and Al on their journey? What if a Homunculus could be considered a friend?
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