My profile was dragging on forever into existence, which displeased me. If you missed my old profile, follow these directions: Go to strangefishsociety (dot) wetpaint (dot) com. Scroll down to the bottom of the navigation bar (left). Click the tab called "The Inconvenience." Click the tab under it called "The Fountain Pen Collection." Read. My icon is a jpeg of a watercolor collage I created. If you'd like to see it closer, visit me at ezoomie (dot) deviantart (dot) com.

There is a huge lack of updates in the world of Harry Potter fan fiction, some not having an update in YEARS. Yes, we all have lives outside of fan fiction, (or just writing things in general) and I know writing can be a vindictive slave driver, but really, I feel as if every writer has vanished off the face of the earth! So, to fight the war against writer's block and uninteresting stories, I have decided to list some prompts here (Yeah, I know there are threads and stuff for that, but unless there's a rule against posting these on my profile, I can do what I please).

-A and B in a coffee house. A and B are surprised that C goes up on podium to read poem. C reads the poem, which gives insight to C's life.

-C is forced by friends to go and read a poem they wrote. C sees A and B staring in shock at them. A and B tell briefly meet with C, telling C how much they loved the poem, they were shocked that C was such a good writer, etc. C leaves.

-A is made to think they are an interpretive dancer. B and C are clueless as to why, and who did it. A gives them clues through interpretive dance. B and C find out who it is, cures A, and...

-A can't speak. B is a psychopath. A and B become co-dependents of each other, and lead a life of crime. Set in 1920s.

-A lives in Broklyn NY. B is a cop. A is in the wrong place at the wrong time, and B is prejudiced. But are things always as they seem?

-Keywords: Murder, Orange.

-Keywords: Pidgeons, Talking.

-Keyword: Transvestite.

-An unmedicated muggleborn struggles with a mental disorder that the magical world doesn't understand and can't cure.

-Can someone magical get a muggle illness? How? What do you do?

-A is an inventor, B is unfortunate.

-A and B are bound together.

-A, B and C have never seen anything like it.

-Why is A so sad?

-A was left behind.

-A and B couldn't be more different, and C can't understand why this had to be this way.

-A walks in on B and C, D is watching. What the heck is going on?