(CONTEST IS CLOSED...thank you to everyone who entered!)...Anywayz...

...Hola.

About me? Well, I'm a sophmore who loves reading and writing in general. I've been writing for about a year and some change, and I'm usually in the Naruto fandom. I love PM's, whether it's just someone recommending a story to me, or just saying 'Hi! xD'. I try to reply to every review I get. (I mean, if you took the time to press the little 'Go!' button for me, I should at least reply back. But sometimes I screw up and I forget.) I love anime, especially... (Prince of Tennis, Naruto, Bleach, Serial Experiments Lain, Nana, and Ouran High School Host Club.) I'm a big (huge) ItaSaku fan, and I love writing SasuSaku, but i'm open to all pairings--(SasuHina, NejiTen/Hina, KakaSaku, ShikaTema/Ino and a lot more)--though I admit...I don't like reading about some characters.

Questions? Ask em. =D

And thanks for visiting!

-Jaylen

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Loves: Cleverness. Poetry. Fanfiction. The Used. Lemonade. Quotes. Track and Field. Snow. Out-of-the-dryer blankets. Classics. Last Alliance. Colors. Anti-loves: The font Comic Sans. Ignorantness. Pretentious attittudes. Root Beer. Popcorn. Tummy aches.

Quotes:
"It takes a genius to make humor on paper."
"The heart has it's reasons that reason knows not."

Full of WIN characters-
(Naruto) Sasuke, Neji, Hinata, Kabuto, (Death Note) Light Yagami, Matsuda, (PoT) Fuji Syuusyke, Eiji Kikumaru, Kirihara, Yukimura (OHSHC) Honey-senpai.

Full of FAIL characters-
(Naruto) Kakuzu and Kankuro. (boring) (Death Note) Misa and Near. (Misa...ugh and Near...OMG I HATE HIM!) (PoT) Oishi and The Freshman Trio. (boring and annoying)

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Music:
The Used, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Sum 41, The Kill, Coheed and Cambria, Flyleaf, Nightmare, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, An Cafe, The Audition, Panic! at the Disco, DJ Taka, Daughtry, FLOW, System Of A Down, Disturbed, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Paramore, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Pappoose, Common, Last Alliance, Alicia Keys, Strange Fruit Project, Nas, and alot more :)

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I've decided to have a contest concerning my new one-shot named 'Think Outside The Bun'

Rules:
1. It has to be a one-shot.
2. I have to be able to find it!
3. It must follow one of the prompts.
4. You must PM me saying you wrote it. And if you don't see it up here, PM me asap.

The Prompts:

1. A one-shot explaining exactly WHY Gaara killed Lee's mom.

--Here's entry number ten, by Conspicuous Pink named 'I'm Not Guilty'

--Here's entry number five, by a sprinkle of luv. named 'Did You Just Kill My Mom?'

2. A one-shot demonstrating what happened that day Itachi killed the Chik-Fil-A cow. XD.

--Here's entry number six, by Chisaki-chan named 'The Death of the Chik-fil-A Cow'

--Here's entry number eight, by BuBBly CaNis luPus named 'News Update: ChikfilA Just Got Owned'

3. A one-shot explaining why Deidara blew up KFC.

--Here's entry number one, by chibirain94 named 'KFC Catastrophe'

--Here's entry number three, by Chibi Shino named 'Alektorophobia'

--Here's entry number eleven, by Medicinal Biscuit named 'And Colonel Saunders Must of Wept'

--Here's entry number twelve by Akira the Akai Tenshi named 'KFC Stands For: Kaboom! Fiddlesticks! Catastrophe'

4. A one-shot explaining what happened to Haku after Gaara left him outside.

--Here's entry number seven, by sevencolorstreaks named 'Who Am I?'

5. A one-shot showing where Neji went to in his epic quest for curly fries.

--Here's entry number nine by Conspicuous Pink named 'Unforgivable Situation'

--Here's entry number two, also by chibirain94 named 'The Epic Search for Curly Fries'

6. A one-shot demostrating how Hinata and Konoharmaru fell in love. XP

--Here's entry number four, by chibirain94 named 'Younger Men'

--Here's entry number thirteen, by AGENT KUMA-CHAN named 'Doppelganger'

HAVE FUN!

-JayleeJ

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Neitzarr made my story "The Marriage Counselor" a piece of fanart! If you have a deviantart account please comment. xD It's also the first piece of fanart i've ever recieved, so thank you so much Neitzarr! It's a picture of Temari and Gaara from the 2nd chapter of TMC, when Gaara showcases his new...friend. Once again my link button isn't working, I'm going downstairs RIGHT NOW to fix all the links and make one for this. Okie? Jaylen. (it's 12:01, Aug 13th, so if it's not up by 4:00 today PM me and YELL at me.)

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4/17/08=D
Hey you guys, I was just wondering, was today national 'Lets all go read JayleeJ's fic's' day? Because I got an insane number of reviews for stories I haven't updated or touched for 3 weeks or more. Anyways, Thank you thank you thank you!

6/15/08 >=(
I'm this close to just deleting half my stories. Ugh...humor is not my thing. The last chapter of TMC is kicking my ass.

8/13/08
The last chapter of TMC is actually going pretty well, it's in it's last scenes and can be expected up soon. It will also include information about the contest so read!

10/11/08
Well since I'm grounded for...forever, I don't know when I'll be back up here. In the mean time, I'm working on a new humor short story to put up as soon at I'm free to get on the computer again. But...the humor aspect is kicking my ass. it will probably be my last short story (4 chaptered) fic.

12/23/08
Happy Holiday's everyone! I have about four one-shots in the making, one of them is already finished. I'm not uploading Letter E again until I've at least made the 2nd and 3rd chapter. Judging for the contest is just about over. Results will be posted soon...ish.

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Unknown Novelties Section: 12/23/08

YOU MUST CHECK THIS STORY OUT, it's called Love Lockdown » by Lady Silvamord and is fantastic humor. ItaSaku.

(((Lolly Lolly Lolly, Get you adverbs here... Randomness 4 the Day!))) -Who actually knows that song? Major High-5 to you from me!

THANKS FOR COMING TO MY PROFILE! -hugs-

Also, someone PLEASE PM me with a story they just read that was good. I'll read it and will be forever happy!

Recommendations so far: Still Waters Run Deep, Three Months. Engagement on Hold. Narutotachi goes to Hogwarts. Little Green Leaf. (I'm posting these up here so EVRYONE can benefit!)

--JayleeJ

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. . .dots are indeed...mysterious. . .

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