Dear Unsuspecting World:

I have been unleashed upon FF.net.

I adore any Narnian works (by C.S Lewis), as seen on my deviantart account (http://tonzura123.deviantart.com/) however, my art work lacks -talent?-I think it was called? Oh yes. Look if you dare. I am not responsible for any traumatic scarring that you may fall subject to.

So, I am not an artist. Nor am I a writer.

Yet I own an account due to my indefatigable love of reading.

I will offer reviews, read your Narnian stories, and have even attempted to write a few of my own, to which reviewers have been ever so gracious in responding to. I am eternally grateful to these people, and will do my utmost to continue to write good, wholesome stories for them to read.

One such author, MonkeySaru, of the Narnian Fandom, has tickled me immensely to go as far as to draw a fanart of my story "P.E" You can look at it via this link: http://i39.tinypic.com/2ccxqmx.jpg Viewer discretion is encouraged, due to slight leg gore from chapter five...Quote of drawing was "I would have you love me, Edmund, before I would have you fear me."

This is perhaps the moment when I shall have to be serious; I DO NOT support/write/read/go anywhere near slash and/or incest writings. The former is a choice of lifestyle, and would crop up innumerable confrontations if someone like me attempted to read them. The latter is simply the worst thing I can think about. Do the writers of these cheap penny novels even HAVE siblings? Honestly! The feats those ignominies attempt to publish are heavily deserving of a scurrilous scourge. Want to vex? Write the latter.

End Serious Moment.

I do (however) ADORE family fluff. Brother moments as well. Both produce a certain impression of warm fuzzies and hot tea. For me, anyway. Elecktrum is a natural at writing these. If you want adventure, warm fuzzies, humor, and angst (all painted masterfully into treasured stories), read their works.

I thank you for your time and your efforts.

As Always,

Tonzura123

Other Information:

The "Look What I Found!" Section

I found this video while flipping through YouTube. Watch if you like mawkish songs applied to the Pevensie brothers. Not slash. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RIRebFpARc

Original script to LWW at Spareoom.net! Beneath "Downloads" shows link to the PDF of the earlier script to "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe." It's pretty interesting to see what they kept and what they changed, and is great for those who'd like to have an example of screenplay format! http://www.spareoom.net/movie.php.

Advice I try to live by:

1 Timothy 4:12- "Let no one despise your youth, but set an example to beleivers in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity."

I am young, (perhaps not as young as some, but definitely youthful by many's standards) and I often feel adults would like to look down on me for it...So far I haven't given them an easy task, and I try to make sure that I never do.

Proverbs 16:3- "Commit to the Lord whatever you do, and your plans will succeed."

The best motivation? Picturing that your homework is being done for the God of the Universe to score. Or that a speech you give is going to be spoken to a crowd with Yaweh in the front seat. You want motivation? Do it for someone who you know loves you.

Favorite Characters:

Edmund Pevensie-If you'll look below you will notice that the good majority of stories under my favorites hold Edmund as the main character. As many others ff.net readers have stated before me, this is all due to his beautiful character progression, his wit, his charm, and (as of late) because a certain aspiring actor named Skander Keynes who portrays him in the Disney movies. Yes; terribly shallow of me.

But, all jokes aside, there really is just some sort of air about him that warms me. Perhaps it's because he is the sort of person that anyone (be they average-Joe or a posh-Maximilian) can look up to and admire. He went from trading his only family into slavery and/or death for a snack break and a throne in the middle of a refrigerator to an utterly humble (yet a wickedly beastly) swordsman that was incorrigibly loyal to his brother and sisters unto his last breath and beyond. THAT is an AWESOME CHARACTER!

List of Stories In Chronological Order:

A Convivial Christmas

Hover Over This

Mawkish Melee

Set in Stone

I'll be Frank...

P.E (Chapter Twenty-One in now in the shop...)

Theme Songs for "P.E"- go to projectplaylist dot com to listen!

Devestation and Reform by Relient K= Edmund's thoughts on taking up the Deal with Collins

Wherever We Go by The Newsboys= for the Pevensies, whether they're in or out of Narnia

Which to Bury, Us or the Hatch by Relient K= for Thomas' thoughts on how Cain took his anger too far with the Pevensie brothers

Break the Sword of Justice by Kajiura Yuki= as instrumental, fight scene music ;)

Come Right Out and Say It by Relient K= Peter's thoughts on Edmund's secret deal with Collins

Savin' Me by Nickleback= A song that was practically written in honour of the Pevensie brothers, particularly when one of them feels like he's at his weakest, and needs someone to hold him up.

Fireflies by Owl City= Played over 130 times while I wrote the REUNITED! Pevensies scene in chapter twenty. :) It's a good, clean song.