I love And I mean LOVE Waffles.

My name is Anista... Yeah Its not my real name...I made it up...kina

You can call me Waffle-chan

My Age is none of your business

Quotes

Men, chocolate, and coffee are better off rich.
Warning: Tresspassers will be shot.
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.
If you dont like my driving than stay off the sidedwalk.
I have no predijuces, I hate everyone equally.
Just remember your unique, just like everyone else.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
I'm bored, run for your Sanity
My Imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental issues.
Heaven kicked me out, hell was afraid I'd take over.
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
Chaos, panic, disorder, my work here is done.
I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me!
It's as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
When life gives you lemons squirt them in lifes eye. See how much life likes lemons then.

If you don't like my driving then stay of the sidewalk
Welcome to America, now go home
Whoever said anything was possible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes

I don't suffer from insanity,I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Being pissed off is WAY better than being pissed on.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.

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