Nickname:Diddley

Hometown:TMI for you guys to know.

Age:14

I have a twin brother who is ONE MINUTE old and he won't let me forget it.My little sister annoys me 24/7.

I enjoy myspace, music, and I'm a fan of Zashley(Zac Efron,Ashley Tisdale). I'm a fan of Inuyasha. I LOVE Narnia. The movies rock and so do the books. I think Susan and Caspian X make the cutest couple! I got into Twilight when the movie came out. I have finished all books!! :) I love it! X-Men is grand, I just love the whole concept of having powers. :) If you have ANY question for me just ask. I'm not a mean person so just ask I'll answer ASAP!

LOVE

--Ashley P.

I suffer from CRS-Can't Remember Shit! (it's so true it's not funny :)

If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, breezybrez, Clear Plastic, narniagirl17 :), fionagurls1301,ZashleyxXxSuspianxXxTroypay

Ashley Tisdale Rules! If You Are A True an And Will Not Insult Her In Any Way Pleases Paste It To Your Profile.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator:

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

You Know when you are turning to the dark side when:

-You go to sleep thinking about Troyella

-You have a brainstorm of a story where they (Shudders) kiss.

-You see the movie and when Troy kisses Gabriella you think awww how cute!

- You've had nightmare... er... I mean DREAMS (not) of Zac and Vanessa getting married

- You've actually thought one of these sets of three word: Mrs. Gabriella Bolton and/or Mrs. Vanessa Efron

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

You know that you picked the good side and your heart is truly Troypay when:

- You realize Ryan and Gabriella are SO much cuter together

-You remember that Sharpay is the best character in the movie

-You see that Gabriella is too quiet and shy for Troy

-You know that Sharpay Bolton sounds better than Gabriella Bolton

-Troypay are much more fun to write

-You know that Troy is THE only one that can melt Sharpay's Ice Queen Façade

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like Ashley better than Vanessa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Zashley is loveeeee copy and paste this into your profile.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Ashley Pitts

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus eezy): Ashezy! (LOL!!)

3. YOUR THUG-RAPPER NAME (first letter of your first name, first two letters of your last name unless of 2nd letter vowel, then just first plus izzle) Apizzle (omg that's sounds like piss. :( lol!!)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour/color and fav wild animal): Orange Tiger

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Marie Farmington

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Pitaslin (Wow)

7. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Red Tea

8. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Starua (That one sounds kind cool..haha:)

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parent's middle namesorder by gender): Ann Eugene

10. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Oreo

Proud TROYPAY and ZASHLEY FAN!! If you're a Troypay/Zashley fan, post this on your profile to show you will NEVER to turn to the light side of Zanessa and Troyella...TROYPAY & ZASHLEY FAN 4 LIFE!!

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. + ZASHLEY + ., RULES. + PUT+. IT + . ON. .
+ . YOUR. + . + .+ ..HOMEPAGE.. + . +

I ususally don't give a freak about these things but...
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.