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Name: Martin Dalsted

Age: 17

Sex: Male

Favorite Band: Gorillaz (What can I say? I'm a sucker for animation!)

Favorite Manga and Anime: One Piece

Favorite American Cartoon: The Ren and Stimpy Show (NOT Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon! Those are nasty!)

Favorite Websites: Homestar Runner, Youtube, Fanfiction.net, Smash Bros. Dojo, Wikipedia, HR Wiki

Favorite Comic: Garfield

Second Favorite Comic: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (I only like it because of the character)

I also like characters who break the mold, like Johnny C, Monkey D. Luffy, Jack Skellington, and Ren and Stimpy!

Are you having a complicated life? Are your parents mad at you for reasons you can't put your finger on? I know the answer. We are all pulled between pride and obediance. Many of us are afraid of getting laughed at, taunted, or teased. That's pride. However, we don't want to be yelled at, scolded, etc., either. In fact, to avoid that, we try to make peoples' days, mainly our parents'... That's obediance. We gotta choose one side and stick with it to make our lives easier. I say obediance. What about you? If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Konoha-Salad, Exclamation mark and co., Optimistic-Pessimist, GuesssWho, and Sweet and sour sauce:3, ArtemisFowlTheThird, Sasha Marie, AMX, Mugiwara Gorillaz

If you are obssessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you doubt your own sanity all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Sasha Marie, AMX

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Wolf Pyralis, Rabid Rabbit's Rampage, BloodySalvation, Sonicalia, metal.lamp-silvertongue, Kaity Chameleon,WeaselChick, The All Real Numbers Symbol, ChibiSkitty-donna, AquaFlameElementalist, AMX, Mugiwara Gorillaz

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

~If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

READ THIS:

It's too horrible.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.
I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.

PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. Do your part to end the hate and spread the love

I used to be a homophobe. Then I got yelled at. By someone I cared about. Now I'm ashamed. I want to be a good man; a "real human", as Nny calls them. So, no more homophobia for ANYBODY! I don't like seeing people suffer.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Wanna see something cool?

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If you could read that put it in your profile

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

Alright, I have several Original Characters, find some of them in the intro of my fanfiction, "Mugiwara Gorillaz': New Members".

I have several others. MANY others!

Now, here's what I look for in a fanfiction:

1. A Good Storyline

2. In-Character...Characters

3. Cross-Over(s) (optional)

Finished Project:

New Members -- Meet Gence "the Gorilla" and Rick Nakye, the newest members of Gorillaz. Gence is the second back-up singer and Rick is the roadie. This story is about their lives, including what happened when they joined the band. But when those two join, things are never the same...

Current Projects:

Ask the Straw Hat Pirates -- My own "Ask One Piece" column! Leave some good questions or fun(ny) comments, and the Straw Hat Pirates will answer. Heck, you'll even find some guest stars here!

Calvin, the Pirates, and the Homicidal Maniac (Calvin and Hobbes/One Piece/Jhonen Vasquez) -- Calvin has been reading the manga One Piece for some time now, and he wants to go to the One Piece world. He and Hobbes get there with the Time Machine and meet the Straw Hats! But Calvin bites into a strange fruit, the Mind Mind Fruit, and weird things start happening...

Neo Treasure Island (inspired by Treasure Planet) --With his original family out of the picture and his foster family suffering with him, Hogarth Hughes is a rebelious child seen by the world as a slacker with no future. Even Hogarth fails to see what good would come out of his life until one fateful night a dying man gives him the map to all of his dreams -- the legendary loot of Captain Gold Roger, the Loot of a Thousand Lands! As his journey out to sea aboard a ship of unruly characters begins, Hogarth finds a mentor in the crew's doctor and scientist, an alien named Jumba Jukiba. However, his trust in his friend will soon be tested with every mile they grow closer to Treasure Island. (ChopperXMidna friendship blooms, nothing more)

Jim -- Hogarth Hughes (The Iron Giant)

Captain Flint -- Gold Roger (One Piece)

Sarah (Jim's mom) -- Satsuki, Mei, Tatsuo, and Yasuko Kusakabe (My Neighbor Totoro)

Dr. Delbert Doppler -- Tony Tony Chopper (One Piece)

Billy Bones -- George Liquor (The Ren and Stimpy Show)

Mr. Arrow -- Mud, the (former) Warrior's Guide Doorman (Runescape)

Captain Amelia -- Midna (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)

John Silver -- Jumba Jukiba (Lilo and Stitch)

Morph -- Gir (Invader Zim)

Mr. Onis (the Lookout) -- Hammer Bro (Mario games)

Mr. Zoff (the "flatula" thing) -- Zoffski (Original Character) (speaks Russian)

Mr. Turnbuckle, the man at the helm, is now human.

Hands (the big, 4-armed thing that called Jim a twerp) -- El Gigante (Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles)

Mr. Scroop -- Randall Boggs (Monsters, Inc.)

B.E.N. -- Ren Hoek and Stimpson "Stimpy" J. Cat (The Ren and Stimpy Show)

Miscellaneous Characters (in order of appearance) -- Madame Foster (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends), Yoshi group (Mario games), Chief Wiggum (The Simpsons), URL (Futurama), Ickus and Crumb (Aah! Real Monsters!), Wapol (One Piece), Bowser and Koopa Kid (Mario games), Salacious B. Crumb (Star Wars)

Future Projects:

Feel Good on the Thousand Sunny (Gorillaz/One Piece) -- Gence the Gorilla (OC) and Russel create a weird machine that allows one to view other worlds, past, present, and future! But as they're showing their bandmates how it works, an unknown force pushes them into the vortex and they end up on the Straw Hat Pirates' ship, the Thousand Sunny! Now they'll need a certain rubber pirates' help in order to get back home. Easier said than done!

ED (Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy Parody of Bone) -- After getting chased out of Peach Creek, the Eds find themselves in a desert they didn't even know existed outside of their town! Soon, they're seperated by a swarm of grasshoppers, and stumble into an amazing world. As beautiful as this world is, home is where the heart is; they need to get back home, with the help of a lovely young lady, her odd grandmother, and a dragon! But it seems there are strange forces at work, mentioning a prophecy...

If You Care (Hurt/Comfort story with some Angst) -- When his mistress gets a cat (Stimpy) and apparently loses attention, Ren Hoek starts feeling unloved and, having already tried to get the attention back (unsuccessfully), he plans to commit suicide. But-- Well, just wait patiently to find out what happens.

JUVIN -- A strange, foul-mouthed, insane young lad by the odd name of Bing Bom goes everywhere looking for friends and, later, team mates to form Team Juvin.

If you're wondering how this can be a fanfiction, I'll show you. Here are the team members he plans to recruit:

Mascots: Shinnosuke Nohara (Crayon Shin-chan), Ed (Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy)

Plotter (the one who makes plans): Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

Mechanic: Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)

Marksman (shooter): Bart Simpson (The Simpsons)

Combat Practice: Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)

Power Player (gets the other members riled up): Eddy (Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy)

Doctor: Edd (Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy)

More will be listed sometime...

Now, go enjoy my fanfictions. : )