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I've recently changed my name from DarkBlade98 to Demon Of The Rising Dark

I'm from England, I'm 14 and I love to write stories. I'm a little bit of a computer geek. I listen to music a lot. I almost always have my ipod turned on. WOOOT going to see Motorhead and dragonforce, who are also being supported by Turisas! 3 of my fave bands in the space of a few months

My Fave bands, I've recently got into heavier music: Red hot chilli peppers(not heavy but still great), Sum 41, Avenged Sevenfold, Motorhead, Bullet For My Valentine, Paramore, Linkin Park, Sanctity, Shadows Fall, Trivium, Machine Head,Dragonforce,Turisas,Soil,Slipknot

Films I love: LOTR, Star wars( originals), Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Hot Fuzz and the Matrix films, the last samurai

http://s3.battleknight.co.uk/index.php?loc=hire&ref=ODcxMzU5

http://s1.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=125472

Awesome anime( One of my recent obsessions): D.N Angel, Devil May Cry and hellsing(definetly my fave)

Great Authors: Phillip Pullman, Darren Shan, James Patterson, Garth Nix and Anthony Harowitz.

Heres a funny web comic site www.vgcats.com and even funnier www.lfgcomic.com seriously go on this one. No wait this ones even better www.fanboys-online.com

My Fave T.V Shows: Family Guy, South Park , American Dad, Doctor Who, Life on Mars, My Name is Earl,Friends and Torchwood.

Awesome Characters

Alucard-Hellsing. Serisouly, he is one badass vampire, his name backwards is dracula, some awesome one-liners.

Seras Victoria-Hellsing. Another cool vampire, an all round nice person.

Incognito-Hellsing. An evil Vampire, sadistic, masochistic. A classic bad guy

Pairings I support

(Rarely) Max/Fang-Maximum Ride

Max/Iggy-Maximum Ride

Max/Omega-Maximum Ride

Alucard/Seras- Hellsing

Alucard/Integra-Hellsing

Seras/Pip-Hellsing

Dante/Trish- Devil may cry

Dante/Lady-Devil May Cry

Artemis/Holly-Artemis Fowl

Lyra/Will- His dark Materials

If your still reading then I guess you've got nothing better to do, so here are some phrases and quotes I like. Most are quotes that I took from peoples signatures on message boards but I like them. I will try to put the sources if I can.

.Church: I think this is what they call the calm before the storm

Caboose: I call it nap time! And than after that it is food time! And then food naptime!

.Church: okay Caboose, is any of this getting through to you?

Caboose: Yes..Tex is actually a robot...and you are tex's boyfriend..so that makes you...a gay robot. Right?

Church: Yes Caboose...I'm a gay robot

. Tucker: CABOOSE! YOU TEAM KILLING FUCKTARD!

.Learn to spall-my friend oliver- he possibly got it fromsomewhere else though

.Kill 1 man and your a murderer, kill 10 men your amonster but kill 100,000 men and your a hero.

.Guns dont kill people, dangerous minorities do.-Family Guy

. If god made man in his image then god must be fugly.-Me

.Everything I say is a lie, except that, and that, and that, and that, and that...and that, and that and that...and that. etc- Family Guy

. Paratroopers dont die... they go to hell and regroup- 200AD ABC warriors(comic)

. We dont use the word retarded we prefer the term mentally hilarious.- Family Guy

. Get drunk. Won't help but can't hurt.

.If you know me, chances are you hate me.

.Forgive your enemies but never forget their name.

.My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, that's an awfully big word for an 8 year old.

. People who say the subway is dangerous have never gone down the midway tunnel, in a cab doing 90 miles an hour, going the wrong way with a guy who doesnt speak a lick of english. My buddy crazy Abdul.- Jackie Estacado-The Darkness (Not the band, a video game)

.Skirts are like essays, they should be long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to make it interesting.

. Know thy enemy.- Sun Tzu's art of war ( I think)

. Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer- Some random guy

. Tell the angels when you get to heaven that you have never met a evil more personified than the man who killed you.

.If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, what is it? A turkey in disguise.

. The cats out of the bag now...who puts cats in bags anyway? Cats hate bags!

. Cartmans your friend whether you like him or not.- South park

.Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you by experience.

. That was the first time I died.- Jackie Estacado, The Darkness.

. I write in these runes. They came from the gods.- On a nordic rune stone

. Mr Garrison, why do all poor people smell like sour milk?- Cartman

. Its ok Eric remember there are no stupid questions only stupid people-Mr Garrison

.Violence is never the answer, and you should beat the crap out of anyone who disagrees with that.

. Your soul now belongs to my stomach! Munch! -me

. My only serious relationship ended in a broken collar bone and a dead meer cat.- One of the guys in Run fat boy run

. I would like to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like his passengers.

."If it makes you feel any better, his body was vapourised in the blast, so there's no chance of him coming back as a zombie."-The Professor?

."Well what do you suggest? A daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on elephant back? That's the dumbest thing I ever heard." -Fry (I think) Maybe bender

."Yeah, I'd like to propose a toast. To Bender, he's the best... at being stupid, and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt."- Fry

."It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"- Fry

."I like you, Seymour. You're not constantly judging me like all of the other dogs. ARE YOU?!"-Fry

34. Cale: By the gods! They look like children!

Richard: I know! Its hard to only kill one isnt it?- Cale and Richard whilst fighting gnomes- Looking For Group Comic

. Richard: Killing means never having to say you're sorry- see above

. Cale: We offer freindly greet..

Gnome leader: You killed 150 of my soldiers! And another 48 are being thawed out of a giant block of ice! What do you have to say for yourselves?

Richard: Thanks? It was fun?

. Gnome: He butchers innocent women and children

Richard: Who doesnt?!

Gnome:... My wife and children amongst them.

Richard: They're in a better place now

. Tim(the stupid half troll): I LIK YOU!

Cale: I think you mean "like"

Smarter troll: No...he doesn't

. Richard: I drained the soul of a monk once...It tasted like chocolate

.(Whilst in the middle of 2 charging armies.) Benny: Any ideas on how to get out of this?

Richard: Just one. (Grabs ben and holds her in front of his face) Try to protect my face as much as possible once the battle begins.

Ben: And they say chivalry is dead.

Richard: Really? They say the same about me. I wonder if theres some correltion

. Richard: the meaning of life is bucket

. Cale: FOR GAMLON!

Richard: FOR PONY!!

Cale: What? You cant use that as a battle cry.

Richard: Why not? You have one

Cale: Yes but mine is for nobility, honour and a deceased but not forgotton people.

Richard: Mine is for ponies. FOR PONY!!

. Captain Vraay: Why is there two burning cats running around my ship?

Richard: I thought it would help counter theburning rat problem. You're most welcome

. Richard: Hurry Cale! Climb me to safety!

45. Cale: Hahahah

Benny: Whats so funny?

Cale: (Points at Richard who's impaled to a mast) Its Dick on a stick! Its Dick on a stick! (Richard throws fireballs at him but are blocked my magic)

Benny to Richard: Now's not the time for that.

Richard: I slipped...Honest

. Krunch: This is a portal

Benny: How do we open it?

Richard: I've got it! (Kicks the portal)...I'm out

. Soldier: Every last citizen slain. At times in very imaginative and peculiar ways.

Richard: You like my works?

Richard to dwarf maiden: Whilst I applaud your assessment of young Cale, I must point out that warlocks do not obey dwar.. (Dwarf cuts one of Richards hands off)

Dwarf Maiden: Applaud now...

Both: Hahahahahaahaha (Look at each other meaningfully)

Richard to others: Can we keep her?

. Richard: Why settle for a new hand when I could replace it with a magical relic embued with untold power...BEHOLD!! THE HAND FORK OF TRUTH!!

. Cale: We cant kill a child!

Richard: Quite the dilemma. Kill the child and return to our own time, or torture and then kill the child and return to our own time. Choices, choices.

. Tavor: PROTECT THE CHILD!

Benny: Protect the child? What kind of villain is he?

Richard. Noob

. Krunch: The childs death will save the lives of many. You did what you had to Cale

Cale: I am so sorry

Richard: I accept your appology