BloomFanatic95

E-Mail-Amolotr95@aol.com

http://www.youtube.com/user/Amolotr95

Name: I have several, please be specific.

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Justin Bartha, Cate Blanchet, Harrison Ford, Liv Tyler, Hugo Weaving, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Famke Janssen, James Marsden, Halle Berry, Anna Paquin, Robert Pattinson, Brendan Freizer, Rachel Weiz, Keanu Reeves, Nathaniel Parker, Sharon Small

Ships I Support:

Harry Potter:

Severus Snape/Hermione Granger

Remus Lupin/Hermione Granger

Sirius Black/Hermione Granger

Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks

Remus Lupin/OC

Severus Snape/OC

Sirius Black/OC

Draco Malfoy/Ginny Weasley

Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger

Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley

Albus Dumbledore/Minerva McGonagall

Lord of the Rings:

Legolas/OC

Legolas/Arwen

Aragorn/Arwen

Aragorn/OC

Phantom of the Opera:

Christine/Raoul

Christine/Erik

Erik/OC

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Jack Sparrow/OC

Jack Sparrow/Elizabeth Swann

Will Turner/Elizabeth Swann

Will Turner/OC

Current Book(s) I am reading: The Shadow Queen by Anne Bishop

Quotes:

"When Irish eyes are smiling they're usually up to something." a sign on my house

"What's happening? What's going on down there?" "Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?" Gimli and Legolas at Helms Deep

"Life isn't measured in the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away." my calender

Favorite TV Shows: CSI, House M.D., American Idol, Eleventh Hour, The Mentalist, Life

I named my cat Gandalf... yeah, I'm that obsessed.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteres

be in the rghit pclaes. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

INSANE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN ME AND MY FRIENDS:

1. Katherine: Can I have the Junior Fudge Sundae, please?

Waitress: I'm sorry, that is only for children 12 and under.

Katherine: Oh, ok.

Mikayla: Katherine, you are 12.

Katherine: What?

Mikayla: You are 12!

Waitress: walks away disturbed

Me: laughs hysterically

2. Liam: You're weird.

Mackenzie: Says the boy wearing the clown nose.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile

RILEY POOLE= AWESOMNESS

~I'm hungry. I'm tired. This car smells weird.

-Riley Poole; National Treasure

~ Why can't they just say go to this place, here's the treasure, spend it wisely?

-Riley Poole; National Treasure

~I would've dropped you both! Freaks.

-Riley Poole; National Treasure

~The same way the built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China.

-Ben Gates; National Treasure
~ Yeah... the aliens helped them.

-Riley Poole; National Treasure

~It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant.

-Riley Poole; National Treasure

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (Which one?)

If you love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Who doesn't like Riley Poole? What possible reason could you have to dislike him? The man looks GOOD!!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are praying every night that Disney will make more Pirates of the Caribbean movies, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an unhealthy obsession with anything copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against all forms of animal cruelty copy and paste this into your profile

If you love to sing copy and paste this into your profile

If you went into mourning after Will died in PotC 3, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. (Is the sun an inanimate object?)

If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Sirius Black fell through the veil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Sirius Black is not dead! If you are in denial, copy and paste this (if you can) into your proflie!

I am in Fred denial! Fred Weasly is not dead! If you are in denial, copy and paste this (if you can) into your profile!

I am in Remus denial! Remus Lupin is not dead! If you are in denial, copy and paste this (if you can) into your profile!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

Post this in your profile if you knew from book five that tonks and lupin were going to get together. “It’s obvious, isn’t it?”

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common theif.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears.

Most girls sit there waiting for a prince to come and save them. if your one of the few that would much rather save yourself, copy this to your profile.

If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

So I was like, Avada Kadavra, and he was like, dead

I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book

Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy

When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.

This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy.

I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office.

I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda.

I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class.

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter!

(somewhere in the distance)

Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it!

Draco: I mock you with my spirt fingers!

I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master!

I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand

I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens

I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton.

Sirius Black...

...escaped azkaban...

...evaded death eaters...

...outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery.

Story #1: One Wish Chronicles: The Lord of the Rings

Beta: Lotrelves/ME!

Disclaimer: LOTR is Tolkien's, the only thing I own is this story and Anna. (Although I'd love to own Legolas...)

Summary: After a breakup, Anna wishes she could be anywhere but here. What happens when she gets exactly what she wished for?

Status: In-Progress

Story #2: Inspector Lynley Mysteries: Almost Gone

Beta: ME!

Disclaimer: I do not, repeat DO NOT own Thomas Lynley, Barbara Havers, Nathaniel Parker, or Sharon Small. I do not own any Inspector Lynley Mysteries. All I own is this story.

Summary: What if, in ONE GUILTY DEED, Lynley didn't reach Carly and Havers in the marshes when he did? What if he was a little, late?

Status: Complete

Story #3: Love Unrequited

Beta: ME!

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own POTC, Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly, or anything! I only own Sara and this story.

Summary: Sara Emalia Swann is in love with Will Turner, Will Turner is in love with Sara's sister Elizabeth. Just a little song-fic from Sara's POV. Song from Wicked

Status: Complete

Story #4: Arguing

Beta: ME!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything remotely related to The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. All I own is the plot line of this story. The plot is mine. If you steal it I will be sad.

Summary: Arguing tends to change how you view someone. See how one argument can change how Lynley and Havers view each other. Takes place during Payment in Blood.

Status: Complete