Ohayo, Konichiwa, or Konbanwa (i think)! Thanks for coming to my profile i will tell you somethings about me.

Name: Jill-kun you can call me Jill-chan ,Jill-kun (duh),Jilli (XD),Jill, or Jillian

Location: USA

Age: 14

Stuff i like to do: draw, write storys even if they suck (see my first story),sleep,eat junkfood, SKATEBOARD!, hang with friends, read, ATTEMPT to learn japanese, and many more things.

fave food: i like alot of things specially chocolate. ets doe chocolate yummy

Fave people: ALL mah friends! My brother and his girlfriend Mariana, and GRANDMA TATERS!! cough a name for my friend Patrick (or greg, another name for him) that my other friend Promise came up with . i dont call him that, but Promise sure does

Pets: Wiz (dead T_T) Choco (chocolate snowball), Spot (edit:R.I.P.), and Bebe (hides he ish ebil)

Occupation: Student, artist, babysitter, computer fixer (when mah dads not around)

98 percent of teens do or has tried smoking pot. If youre one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate those pesky mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnixious preppy people, PLEASE copy this on your profile

If you like chocolate as much as i do, copy this to your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend copy this on your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its weird. If you agree copy this on your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Finch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. If your one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off, copy this on your profile

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this on your profile

If you ever bust a move/go into song copy this on your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If youre weird and proud of it, copy this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should give that rabbit some trix, copy this on your profile

95 percent of teens care about being popular and fitting in. If your one of the five percent who could care less copy this to your profile.

If you think being unique is better then being cool, copy this on your profile

IF YOU BELEIVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN UR PROFIE! I BELIEVE DUDES!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

YAY RANDOMNESS!!If you think randomness is awesome, copy this in your profile!!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a
character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a
chair, copy and paste this to your signature

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile

"Guns have a tendancy to kill, so I advise you put that down."
"You baka! Turn off your cell phone during takeoff before you kill us all!"
"It would be highly appreciated if you'd stop choking me. Thanks."
"A toaster! It toasts things!! And a microwave! It microwaves things! And a oven! It ovens things!! Get with the program!!"
"You know...Lemonade isn't made with melons like a orginally thought...you learn something new everyday!!
"Saying spiders have 3 legs is like saying lobsters are related to ducks or something."

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever wanted to touch Neji Hyuuga's hair, paste this in your profile! (omg YES1 it looks so nice and soft =3 inner fangirl chases after neji)

If youve ever cussed out a light bulb, paste this in your profile!

When life gives you lemons...

When life gives you lemons, make grape soda and let the world wonder how you did it

When life gives you lemons, go to someone whose life has given vodka and have a party!

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in someone's eyes and say their life is worse.

When life gives you lemons, smash 'em with a mallet and scream "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!"

If you get a lemon in your life, stomp on it and say it was fun.

If life gives you lemons, entertain yourself for hours thinking how funny it is.

If life gives you lemons, ask for a lime.

And last...

Squeeze a lemon, it'll make you feel good.

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You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when:

1. You make a leaf village head protector.

2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions.

3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'.

4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Natrually Sakura' look.

5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage'

6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.

7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket.

8. You name your dog Akumaru.

9. You throw sand at people while etching the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. (Don't forget the eyeliner!!)

10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra.

11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked yourself why your younger or older sibling was born into your family copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever hate someone with a firey passion and wished they were tourtured in some horrific way, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you plan to not loose your virginity until you are married, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like listening to Golden Oldies, 70's, 80's, and 90's music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

IF you have ever tried to act cool and failed, copy and paste this to your profile. But don't worry. The fact that you tried makes you cool. Or does it?

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is staying up til five am reading crazy fanfictions and then remembering that you have school that day.Crazy is when your in school and you start dancing dow teh the halls and when a teacher tells you to stop you just say uh huh and dance more.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, VampireInuFreak, Jill-kun

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

well...now that copy and paste is over!

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm

manga(again): forget anmes, Naruto, Fruit basket, Lucky Star, Vampire game, marmalaid boy, Tokyo mew mew, Shugo chara (i think thats whats it called xD)

Bishies: Neji, Link =w=

any questions call 1-800-ask-Jill-X3 ok ok dont call that justt PM me (dont read first story PLEASE if you already didnt)