Welcome to my humble profile. If you're wondering, the lovely man to my left is Guy Berryman of Coldplay (the best band in the universe). This picture is just better avatar material than the Chris Martin one. Oh well. :(

I'm Tosca.

My age shall not be disclosed, but I'll proudly tell you that although I am younger than most authors here, I am better than a lot of them in many ways. Was that way too egotistical?

I enjoy many things, and writing is tops. I am what you might call an angst writer, angst is my lovely specialty. I'll write about TV shows, movies, and basically everything. Get ready, there's a new author in town. ;)

There is one thing everyone should know... Crusoe is an awesome new show and it's a damn shame they're canceling it already!

Oh! I must bore you with a list of my favorite TV shows:

ER, Scrubs, Crusoe, Fringe, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, the 2 Stargates, the original Star Trek, the BBC's Robin Hood, Monty Python's Flying Circus, MASH, Lost, Psych, Ugly Betty, House, M.D., Eureka, Firefly, and SpongeBob!

Don't make me list the movies...we'd be here all day. But I can say that my favorite movie EVER is The Mission. Or maybe A Knight's Tale. Paul Bettany is a genius.

And finally...

Have a nice day! cue Bon Jovi

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