Stuff to know about me

Hair: on my head

Eyes: Covered by glasses

where I live: In a house

State of mind: crazy

Voices in my mind: Stacy and Alice

Stacy=mean, sarcastic, bossy, irritated by the lower life forms living with her.

Alice=pouty, distracted, hyper, secretly loves irratating Stacy.

~~~~~~~~~~~Copy and Paste!~~~~~~~~~~~

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!"

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is already way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.

My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you are~~AGAINST CHILD ABUSE ~~ baCk iT uPP ~XxX Child Abuse XxX~

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

I have found a way to make flamers stop. I was fighting with one and then i randomly asked her to be my friend. She then stopped with me!

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, please copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list:danyan,StarDragon411,MysticKatt,TrueThinker,Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42,crocgirl2815,mewmewice,MewCuxie12, flamingbunnies

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks),copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely and without a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers (or think they're stupid,among other insulting things)copy and paste!

If you think that there should be a 'Report flame' button thing to report flamers,copy and paste!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your profile has so much copy&paste stuff and is so long that people don't even bother to read it, copy&paste this into your profile!

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and pase this into your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) Your iPod nano has all your favorite songs, videos, and movies on it.

2) You have a Myspace, Youtube, and cell phone.

3) Your WiiMii looks like your favorite cartoon/anime/manga/book character.

4) You gave up on Guitar Hero III the day it came out and you realized the game was just a scam for people with your skills.

5) You're checking if there is a number 5 in this "You know you live in..."

6) You think you accomplished something by finding a number 5 there.

8) You're beginning to question if the meaning of this list is just to trick you.

9) Your brain puzzles itself wondering what could be wrong with the list.

10) You mentally kicked yourself when you looked ahead, saw number 11, and went back to check to see if the list was in order.

11) You already pasted the entire list on to your MySpace/YouTube profile before actually getting to number 10.

~~~~~~~~~~~~FAV QUOTES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Either that or I've read too many romance novels" me and a person who shall be known as 'Squishy'

"Oh no! He's being eaten by Jell-O! How ironic!" ichigo in Tokyo Mew Mew FUNNY fandub

"Can someone name a commercial where the people are all happy and smiling?" " OH! OH! The male inhancement commercials!" Mr. Teacher dude and my friend 'Kat'

"Look out it's Godzilla boob!" my aunt

"That's a smexy space coyboy!" "It's a milk carton!!" me and Squishy

" The duck may swim on the lake' but my daddy OWNS the lake!" Holes

"THE NORMAL PRINCESS PERVERTED OLD MAN HAS FINNALY SHOWN HIS TRUE COLOURS!" Manabe-kun from Furuba

" SUPPORT STUARTISM!!" My friend who is the 'pope' of Stuartism also known as Noodle

"i'm not a flower! My name is Alice! I'm a man!"- Tamiki-san from Ouran High

"Do you want more meat on your bones?!" "I know I do!!""Then the Fat Slow diet is for you! I used to fit into this belt!(holds out hairband and stretches it)But now look at me! Fat Slow..." "Cuz bigger is better!" Squishy and Kat doing a parody of a Slim Fast commercial for school.

"I'll eat your first born baby!" Noodle

"Unprotected budding in public!" Noodle

"it makes you feel like you're on heroin" Noodle(again) explaining a picture she drew.

"2-D. IT HAS A HYPHEN!!1!!" YEP IT'S NOODLE

"Why am i the Canadian pigieon?""Cuz they speak french in Canadia" Me and my friend we call Lee for her weird obsession with Rock Lee from Naruto.

"Good news! We have finnaly finished taking over the front lawn!" my sister Crystalheart81

"Now i can at my salad loaded with cheese." "Wait did you say loaded or blaoated?" My mom and me

"Surrender the pre-raped taco!" My cousin Aaron

"Gut instict. Any one of 'em might want to kill me." Two days later he was dead."~ Sailing to Capri by Elizibeth Adler.

"Giggle snort" Vonny

'What's an egg?" My friend edwardcullenbringinsexybac when she was doing a science paper

"Shut up! Who cares if a damn bear shows up in a horror movie?!" Kyo from Fruits Basket

Nagihiko: shows up in elaborate coolio outfit "sorry I’m late! I couldn’t decide what to wear!"

"Sure that's what you say, but really you just like cross-dressing!" Rima-chan from Shugo Chara

~~~~Really awesome people on ff.net~~~~

Gorirazu (pope of Stuartism)

Crystalheart81(sissy!!)

edwardcullenbringinsexybac(Neighbor!!)