| megagirl16 |
Author has written 3 stories for Tekken, and Amanda Show. Jin & Ling a.k.a (Romeo & Juliet) The Kazama (Montague) Romeo: Jin Kazama Lord Montague: Kazuya Kazama Lady Montague: Jun Kazama Mercuito: Steve Fox Benvolio: Askua Kazama Abraham: Ganryu Balthasar: Bryan Fury Friar John: Raven Friar Lawrence: Sergei Dragunov The Xiaoyu (Capulet) Juliet: Ling Xiaoyu Lord Capulet: Shang Xiaoyu Lady Capulet: Ma-Lang Xiaoyu Nurse: Panda Paris: Hwoarang Tybalt: Feng Wei Prince Escalus: Marshall Law Gregory: Eddy Gordo Sampson: Tiger Jackson Servant: Lee Chaolan More Character Rosaline: Julia Chang Captain Prince: Beak Doo San Peter: Peter Apothecary: Yoshimitsu Abra: King Newscaster: Wang Jernei Altar Boys: Roger, Alex, and Gon Prince: Heihachi Mishima Police: Lei Wulong Crusty: Craig Marduke Clerk: Nina Williams Anchor Woman: Anna Williams Act I Scene I Anna: Two households both alike in dignity in fair Verona, Where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean, From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, A pair of star crossed lovers take their life, Whose misadventured piteous overthrows doth with their death, Bury their parents strife. The fearful passage of their death marked love, And the continuance of their parents rage, Which but their children's end not could remove, Is now the two hours traffic of our stage. Enter EDDY and TIGER, of the house of Xiaoyu, armed with swords and bucklers Eddy: A dog of the house of Xiaoyu moves me! Askua: The quarrel is between our masters. Tiger: And us their men. Eddy: Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. And I am a pretty piece of flesh, I am a pretty piece of Flesh! Here comes of the house of Xiaoyu! Tiger: Quarrel, I will back thee. Ganryu: Boo! Ah, ha ha. Ooh. Boo! Ha ha ha. Eddy: I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it. Ganryu: Do you bite your thumb at us? Sir.Eddy: Aside to TIGER Is the law on our side, if I say ay? Tiger: No!Eddy: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir. Tiger: Do you quarrel, sir? Ganryu: Quarrel sir! no, sir. Eddy: If you do, sir, I am for you. I serve as good a man as you. Ganryu: No better? Eddy: Uh? Uh? Tiger: Here comes our kinsmen say better! Eddy: Yes, sir better. Tiger: You lie. Draw, if you be men. Asuka: Part, fools! you know not what you do. Put up your swords. Fei: What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds? Turn thee, Askua, look upon thy death. Asuka: I do but keep the peace. Put up thy sword, Or manage it to part these men with me. Fei: Peace. Peace? I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Kazama and thee. (They shoot guns at their foes.) Steve: Give me my long sword, ho! Jun: Thou shalt not stir a foot to seek a foe. Heihachi: Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace, Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground! On pain of torture, from those bloody hands Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground! Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word, By thee, old Xiaoyu, and Kazama, Have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets, If ever you disturb our streets again, Your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace. Jun: O, where is Jin? saw you him to-day? Right glad I am he was not at this fray. Asuka: Madam, underneath a grove of sycamore so early walking did I see your son. Kazuya: Many a morning hath he there been seen, With tears augmenting the fresh morning dew. Jun: Away from the light steals home my heavy son, And private in his chamber pens himself, Shuts up his windows, locks far daylight out And makes himself an artificial night. Kazuya: Black and portentous must this humour prove, Unless good counsel may the cause remove. Asuka: So please you, step aside; I'll know his grievance, or be much denied. Kazuya: Come, madam, let's away. Jin: Why then, O brawling love, O loving hate, O anything of nothing first create. heavy lightness. Serious vanity. Misshapen chaos of well seeming forms. Asuka: Good-morrow, cousin. Jin: Is the day so young? Asuka: But new struck cuz. Jin: Ay me! Sad hours seem long. Was that my father that went hence so fast? Asuka: It was. What sadness lengthens Jin's hours? Jin: Not having that, which, having, makes them short. Asuka: In love? Jin: Out-- Asuka: Of love? Jin: Out of her favour, where I am in love Asuka: Alas, that love, so gentle in his view, Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof! Jin: Alas, that love, whose view is muffled still, Should, without eyes, see pathways to his will! Where shall we dine? O me! What fray was here? Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all. Here's much to do with hate, but more with love. Why, then, O brawling love! O loving hate! O any thing, of nothing first create! O heavy lightness! Serious vanity! Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms! Feather of lead-- Asuka Snickers Dost thou not laugh? Askua: No, cuz, I rather weep. Jin: Good heart, at what? Asuka: At thy good heart's oppression. Jin: Farewell, my cuz. Asuka: Soft! I will go along; An if you leave me so, you do me wrong. Act I Scene II Shang: But Kazama is bound as well as I, In penalty alike; and 'tis not hard, I think, For men so old as we to keep the peace. Hwoarang: Of honourable reckoning are you both; And pity 'tis you lived at odds so long. But now, my lord, what say you to my suit? Shang: But saying o'er what I have said before: My child is yet a stranger in the world; Let two more summers wither in their pride, Ere we may think her ripe to be a bride. Hwoarang: Younger than she are happy mothers made. Xiaoyu: And too soon marr'd are those so early made. This night I hold an old accustom'd feast, At my poor house look to behold this night Fresh female buds that make dark heaven light. Hear all, all see, Come, go with me. Asuka: Tell me in sadness, who is that you love. Jin: In sadness, cousin, I do love a woman. Asuka: I aim'd so near, when I supposed you loved. Jin: A right good marks-man! And she's fair I love. Askua: A right fair mark, fair cuz, is soonest hit. Jin: Well, in that hit you miss: she'll not be hit With Cupid's arrow; Nor bide the encounter of assailing eyes, Nor open her lap to saint-seducing gold: Asuka: Then she hath sworn that she will still live chaste? Jin: She hath, and in that sparing makes huge waste. Asuka: Be ruled by me, forget to think of her. Jin: Teach me how I should forget to think. Asuka: By giving liberty unto thine eyes; Examine other beauties. Why, Jin, art thou mad? Jin: Not mad, but bound more than a mad-man is; Shut up in prison, kept without my food, Whipp'd and tormented. Good day, good fellow. Wang (newscaster): Now I'll tell you without asking the great rich Capulet holds an old accustomed feast--A fair assembly. Signior Placentio and his lovely daughters. The lady widow of Vitravio; and her lovely nieces Julia. Asuka: At this same ancient feast of Xiaoyu's Sups the fair Julia whom thou so lovest, With all the admired beauties of Verona: Wang: If you be not of the house of Kazama come and crush a cup of wine. Asuka: Go thither; and, with untainted eye, Compare her face with some that I shall show, And I will make thee think thy swan a crow. Jin: I'll go along, no such sight to be shown, But to rejoice in splendor of mine own. Act I Scene III Lady Xiaoyu: L I N G ! Ling! Ling! Ling! Panda. Panda, where's my daughter? call her forth to me. Panda: I bade her come. God forbid! Ling! Ling! Ling! Ling: Madam, I am here. What is your will? Lady Xiaoyu: Panda, give leave awhile, We must talk in secret. Panda, come back again; I have remember'd me, thou's hear our counsel. Panda, Thou know'st my daughter's of a pretty age. Panda: Thou wast the prettiest babe that e'er I nursed. Lady Xiayou: By my count, I was your mother much upon these years, You are now a maid. Thus then in brief: The valiant Hwoarang seeks you for his love. Panda: A man, young lady! Lady, such a man As all the world- -why, he's a man of wax. Lady Xiaoyu: Verona's summer hath not such a flower. Panda: Nay, he's a flower; in faith, a very flower. Lady Xiaoyu: This night you shall behold him at our feast; Read o'er the volume of young Hwoarang's face, And find delight writ there with beauty's pen; This precious book of love, this unbound lover, To beautify him, only lacks a cover: So shall you share all that he doth possess, By having him, making yourself no less. Panda: Nay, bigger; women grow by men. Lady Xiaoyu: Speak briefly, can you like of Hwoarang's love? Ling: I'll look to like, if looking liking move: But no more deep will I endart mine eye Than your consent to give strength to make it fly. Lee: Madam, the guests are come. Lady Xiaoyu: Go! We follow thee. Ling, Blah! Panda: Go, girl, seek happy nights to happy days. Act I Scene IV Steve: Young hearts run free. Never be caught up, caught up like Julia and thee. Nay, gentle Jin, we must have you dance. Jin: Not I, Not I believe me: you have dancing shoes With nimble soles: I have a soul of lead Steve: You are a lover; borrow Cupid's wings, And soar with them above a common bound. Jin: Under love's heavy burden do I sink. Steve: Too great oppression for a tender thing. Jin: Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, Too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn. Steve: If love be rough with you, be rough with love; Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. Asuka: Every man betake him to his legs. Jin: But 'tis no wit to go. Steve: Why, may one ask? Jin: I dream'd a dream to-night. Steve: And so did I. Jin: Well, what was yours? Steve: That dreamers often lie. Jin: In bed asleep, while they do dream things true. Steve: O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you. She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate-stone On the fore-finger of an alderman, Drawn with a team of little atomies Over men's noses as they lie asleep; Her chariot is an empty hazel-nut Her wagoner a small grey-coated gnat, And in this state she gallops night by night Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love; O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees, Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck, And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats, And being thus frighted swears a prayer or two And sleeps again. This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs, That presses them and learns them first to bear, Making them women of good carriage: This is she--This is she! Jin: Peace, good Asuka, peace! Thou talk'st of nothing. Steve: True, I talk of dreams, Which are the children of an idle brain, Begot of nothing but vain fantasy, Which is as thin of substance as the air And more inconstant than the wind, who wooes Even now the frozen bosom of the north, And, being anger'd, puffs away from thence, Turning his face to the dew- dropping south. Asuka: This wind, you talk of, blows us from ourselves; Supper is done, and we shall come too late. Jin: I fear, too early: for my mind misgives Some consequence yet hanging in the stars Shall bitterly begin his fearful date With this night's revels and expire the term Of a despised life closed within my breast By some vile forfeit of untimely death. But He, that hath the steerage of my course, Direct my sail! On, lusty gentlemen. Jin: Your drugs are quick. Act I Scene V Xiaoyu: Ahhh! I have seen the day That I could tell A whispering tale in a fair lady's ear, Such as would please. Panda: Madam, your mother calls. Come, lets away. Hwoarang: Will you now deny to dance? Ma-Lang: A man young lady, such a man. Fei: What dares the slave Come hither, To fleer and scorn at our solemnity? Now, by the stock and honour of my kin, To strike him dead, I hold it not a sin. Shang: Why, how now, kinsman! wherefore storm you so? Fei: Uncle, this is that villain Jin, a Kazama, our foe. Xiaoyu: Young Jin is it? Fei: 'Tis he. Xiaoyu: Content thee, gentle cuz, content thee. Let him alone; I would not for the wealth of all the town Here in my house do him disparagement: Therefore be patient, take no note of him Fei: I'll not endure him. Shang: He shall be endured Fei: Uncle, 'tis a shame. Xiaoyu: Go to! What, goodman boy! I say, he shall: go to; Make a mutiny among my guests?! Jin: Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night. Jin: If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss. Ling: Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss. Jin: Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too? Ling: Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer. Jin: Well, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair. Ling: Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake. Jin: Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged. Ling: Then have my lips the sin that they have took. Jin: Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again. Ling: You kiss by the book. Panda: Madam, your mother craves a word with you. Come lets away. Jin: Is she a Xiaoyu? Panda: His name is Jin, and he's a Kazama; The only son of your great enemy. Steve: Away, begone; the sport is at the best. Jin: Ay, so I fear; the more is my unrest Ling: My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late! Prodigious birth of love it is to me, That I must love a loathed enemy. Act II Scene I Fei: I will withdraw: but this intrusion shall Now seeming sweet convert to bitterous gall. Asuka: Jin! Jin! Steve: Jin! humours! madman! passion! lover! I conjure thee by Julia's bright eyes, By her high forehead and her scarlet lip, By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh! O, Jin that she were An open butt, and thou a poperin pear! Jin, good night: I'll to my truckle-bed; This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep. Act II Scene II Jin: He jests at scars that never felt a wound. But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Ling is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she: Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; oh cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were! Ling: Ay me! Jin: She speaks: O, speak again, bright angel! Ling: O Jin, Jin! wherefore art thou Jin? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Xiaoyu. Jin: Aside Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? Ling: 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy; Thou art thyself, though not a Kazama. What's Kazama? it is nor hand, nor foot, Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part Belonging to a man. O, be some other name! What's in a name? that which we call a rose By any other word would smell as sweet; So Jin would, were he not Jin call'd, Retain that dear perfection which he owes Without that title. O Jin, doff thy name, And for that name which is no part of thee Take all myself. Jin: I take thee at thy word. Ling: Screaming Ling: Art thou not Jin and a Kazama? Jin: Neither, fair maid, if either thee dislike. Ling: How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore? The garden walls are high and hard to climb, And the place death, considering who thou art, If any of my kinsmen find thee here. Jin: With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls; For stony limits cannot hold love out, And what love can do that dares love attempt; Therefore thy kinsmen are no let to me. Ling: If they do see thee, they will murder thee. Jin: I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes, And but thou love me, let them find me here: My life were better ended by their hate, Than death prorogued, wanting of thy love. Ling: Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face, Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny What I have spoke: but farewell compliment! Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say 'Ay,' And I will take thy word: yet if thou swear'st, Thou mayst prove false. O gentle Jin, If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully: Jin: Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops— Ling: O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, That monthly changes in her circled orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable. Jin: Well what shall I swear by? Ling: Do not swear at all; Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, Which is the god of my idolatry, And I'll believe thee. Jin: If my heart's dear love— Ling: Do not swear: although I joy in thee, I have no joy of this contract to-night: It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden; Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be Ere one can say 'It lightens.' Sweet, good night! This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet. Good night. Jin: O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied? Ling: What satisfaction canst thou have to-night? Jin: The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine. Ling: I gave thee mine before thou didst request it! Panda: Ling! Ling: Three words, dear Jin, and good night indeed. If that thy bent of love be honourable, Thy purpose marriage, send me word to-morrow, By one that I'll procure to come to thee, Where and what time thou wilt perform the rite; And all my fortunes at thy foot I'll lay And follow thee my lord throughout the world. Panda: Within Ling! Ling: I uh, by and by I come--But if thou mean'st not well, I do beseech thee-- Panda: Within Ling! Ling: By and by, I come: -- To cease thy strief, and leave me to my grief: To-morrow will I send. Jin: So thrive my soul— Ling: A thousand times good night! Exit, above Jin: A thousand times the worse, to want thy light. Love goes toward love, as schoolboys from their books, But love from love, toward school with heavy looks. Ling: Jin! At what o'clock to-morrow Shall I send to thee? Jin: By the hour of nine. Ling: I will not fail: 'tis twenty year till then. Ling: Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. Panda: Ling! Act II Scene III Dragunov: O, mighty is the powerful grace that lies in plants, herbs, stones, and their true qualities: for nought so vile that the earth doth live but to the earth some special good doth give, nor aught so good, but strain'd from that fair use revolts from true birth, stumbling on abuse: virtue itself turns vice, being misaplied; and vice sometimes by action dignified. Within the infant rind of this weak flower poison is resident and medicine power: for this, being smelt, with that part cheers each part; being tasted, slays all senses with the heart. Two such empossed kings encamp them still in man as well as herbs, grace and rude will; and where the worser is predominant, full soon the canker death eats up that plant Jin: Good marrow, father! Dragunov: Benedicite! What early tounge so sweet saludeth me? Altar Boys: Good marrow, Jin. Jin: Good marrow. Dragunov: Young son, it argues a distemper'd head so soon to bid good marrow to thy bed: or if not so so, then here I hit it right, our Jin hath not seen his bed tonight. Jin: The last is true; the sweeter rest was mine. Dragunov: God pardon sin, was thou with Julia!? Jin: Julia? My ghostly father no; I have forgot that name, and that name's woe. Dragunov: That's my good son: but where hast thou been Jin: I have been feasting with mine enemy, where on a sudden one hath wounded me, that's by me wounded; both our remeidies within thy help and holy physic lies. Dragunov: Be plain, good son, and homely in thy drift; riddling confession finds but riddling shrift. Jin: Then plainly know my hearts dear love is set, on the fair daughter of rich Xiaoyu. We met, we wooed, we made exchange of vow. I'll tell thee as we pass; but this I pray, that thou consent to marry us today. Dragunov: Holy Saint Francis, what a change is here! Is Julia that thou didst love so dear so soon forsaken? Young men's love then lies not truly in their hearts but in their eyes. Jin: Thou chid'st me oft for loving Julia. Dragunov: For doting; not for loving, pupil mine. Jin: I pray thee, chde me not; whom I love now doth grace for grace and love for love allow; the other did not so. Dragunov: O, she new well. Thy love read by rote and could not spell. Come, young waverer, come, go with me, In one respect I'll thy assistant be; for this alliance may so happy prove, to turn you household rachor to pure love. Jin: O, let us hence; I stand on sudden haste. Dragunov: Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast. Act II Scene IV Steve: Where the devil should this Jin be? Came he not home to-night? Asuka: Not to his father's; I spoke with his man. Steve: Why that pale hard-hearted wench, that Julia. Torments him so, that he will sure run mad. Asuka: Fei, the kinsman of old Xiaoyu, Hath sent a letter to his father's house. Steve: A challenge, on my life. Asuka: Jin will answer it? Steve: Any man that can write may answer a letter. Asuka: Nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he dares, being dared. Steve: But alas poor Jin! he is already dead; stabbed with a white wench's black eye; shot through the ear with a love-song; the very pin of his heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt-shaft: and is he a man to encounter Fei? Asuka: Why, what is Fei? Steve: More than prince of cats. He is the courageous captain of compliments. He fights as you sing prick- song, keeps time, distance, and proportion; he rests his minim rest, one, two, and the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk button, a duellist, a duellist; a gentleman of the very first house, of the first and second cause: the immortal passado! punto reverso! the hai! Asuka: The what? Asuka: Here comes Jin. Jin! Jin: Ho Ho, Capital Punks! Steve: Signior Jin, bon jour! there's a French salutation to your French slop. You gave us the counterfeit fairly last night. Jin: Good morrow to you both. What counterfeit did I give you? Steve: The slip, son, the slip; can you not conceive? Jin: Pardon, good Steve, my business was great; and in such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy. Steve: That's as much as to say, such a case as yours constrains a man to bow in the hams. Jin: Meaning, to court'sy. Steve: Thou hast most kindly hit it. Jin: A most courteous exposition. Steve: Nay, I am the very pink of courtesy. Jin: Pink for flower. Steve: Right. Jin: Why, then is my pump well flowered. Steve: Sure Witt! Now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo; now art thou what thou art, by art as well as by nature. Jin: Here's goodly gear! Panda: I desire some confidence with you. Steve: A bawd, a bawd, a bawd! so ho! Jin! Jin! Jin! Will you come to your father's? we'll to dinner, thither. Jin: I will follow you. Steve: Farewell, ancient lady; farewell, Panda: If ye should lead her into a fool's paradise, as they say, it were a very gross kind of behavior, as they say: for the lady is young; and, therefore, if you should deal double with her, truly it were an ill thing, and very weak dealing. Jin: Bid her to come to confession this afternoon; And there she shall at Father Dragunov 's cell Be shrived and married. Act II Scene V Ling: O honey Panda, what news? Panda? Panda: I am a-weary, give me leave awhile: Fie, how my bones ache! what a jaunt have I! Ling: I would thou hadst my bones, and I thy news: I pray thee, speak. Panda: What haste? can you not stay awhile? Do you not see that I am out of breath? Ling: How art thou out of breath, when thou hast breath To say to me that thou art out of breath? Is the news good, or bad? answer to that; Panda: Well, you have made a simple choice; you know not how to choose a man: Jin! no, not he; though his face be better than any man's, yet his leg excels all men's; and for a hand, and a foot, and a body, Ling: But all this did I know before. What says he of our marriage? what of that? Panda: Lord, how my head aches! what a head have I! O, my back! Other' other side,--O, my back. Ling: I' faith, I am sorry that thou art not well. Sweet, sweet, sweet nurse, tell me, what says my love? Panda: Your love says, like an honest gentleman, and a courteous, and a kind, and a handsome, and, I warrant, a virtuous,--Where is your mother? Ling: Where is my mother! How oddly thou repliest! Your love says, like an honest gentleman, Where is your mother?' Panda: O lady dear! Are you so hot? Henceforward do your messages yourself. Ling: Here's such a coil! Come, what says Jin? Panda: Have you got leave to go to confession to-day? Ling: I have. Panda: Then hie you hence to Father Dragunov’s cell; There stays a husband to make you a wife Act III Scene VI Dragunov: These violent delights have violent ends. And in their triumph die; like fire and powder, which as they kiss consume. The sweetest honey is loathsome in it's own deliciousness. Therefore love moderatley. Jin, shall thank the daughter for us both. Asuka: I pray thee good Steve let's retire. The day is hot. the Capel's are abroad, and if we meet we shall not 'scape a brawl, for in these hot day is the mad blood stirring. Act III Scene I Steve: Keep away the cats! Thou art like one of these fellows that, when he enters the confines of a tavern claps me his sword upon the table and says, "God send me no need of thee." and by the operation of the second cup draws him on the drawer, when indeed there is no need. Asuka: Am I like Such a fellow? Steve: Thou art as hot a Jack in thy mood as any in Verona. Asuka: By my head here come the Xiaoyu. Steve: By my heel, I care not. Fei: Follow me close. Steve, Asuka, gooday. A word with one of you? Steve: OH, and but one word with one of us? Couple it with something. Make it a word and a...a blow. Fei: You shall find me apt enough to that, sir. And you will give me occasion. Steve: Could you not take some occasion without giving? Fei: Steve! Thou art consortest with Jin? Steve: Consort? What does thou make us minstrels? An thou make minstrels of us look to hear nothing of discords. Here's my fiddlestick. Here's that shall make you dance! Zounds, Consort! Asuka: Either withdraw unto some private place, or reason coldly of your grievences, or else depart. Here all eyes gaze on us. Steve: Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze. I will not budge for no man's pleasure, I. Fei: Peace be with you sir, Here comes my man. Jin: Steve! Fei: JIN! The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this. Thou art a villain! Jin: Fei, the reason that I have to love thee doth much exuse the appertaning rage to such a greeting: villain am I none. Therefore farwell. I see thou Knowest me not. Fei: Boy this shall not excuse the injuries that thou has done me! Turn and Draw! Turn and draw! Turn and draw! Turn and draw! Turn and draw! Jin: I do protest I never injured thee, but love thee better than thou cans't devise. till thou shall know the reason of my love. And so good Xiaoyu who's name I tender as dearly as mine own, Be satisfied. Be satisfied. Steve: Calm, Dishonorable, Vile Submission! Thou art my souls hate! Fei! You ratcatcher, will you walk? Fei: What wouldst thou have with me? Steve: Good king of cat's, nothing but one of your nine lives. Fei: I am for you. Jin: Forbear this outrage, good Steve. Asuka: Art thou hurt? Steve: Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch. Ay, a scratch, a scratch. HA HA HA. Jin: Courage man, the hurt can not be much. Steve: 'Twill serve. Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man. A plague o' both your houses. They have made worms meat of me. A plague on both your Houses! Why the devil did you come between us? I was hurt under your arm. Jin: I thought all for the best. Steve: A Plague o' both your houses. Jin: NO! Steve! Ling: Come gentle night. Come loving black-browned night give me my Jin. And when I shall die, take him and cut him out into little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun. O, I have bought the mansion of love but not possessed, and though I am sold, not yet enjoyed. O, tedious is this day, as the night before some festival to an impatient child that hath new robes and may not wear them. Jin: Steve's soul is but a little way above our heads staying for thine to keep him company! Fei: Thou, wretched boy shalt with him hence. Jin: Either thou, or I, or both, must go with him! Either thou, or I, or both, must go with him! Either thou, or I, or both, must go with him! Jin: I am Fortunes fool! Lei: JIN! Away begone stand not amazed! Away! Lady Xiaoyu: Fei! Crying Lei: Where are the vile beginners of this fray? Asuka, who began this bloody fray? Asuka: Jin, he cries aloud, Hold friends. Fei her is slain. Jin's hand did slay. Jin spoke him fair. could not take truce with the unruly spleen of Fei, deaf to peace. Lady Xiaoyu: It's the kinsman to the Kazama, affection makes him false! I beg for justice which thou prince must give, Jin slew Fei! Jin must not live! Heihachi: And for that offense Immediately we do exile him. Kazuya: Noble Prince-- Heihachi: I will be deaf to pleading and excuses; Nor tears nor prayers shall purchase out abuses, Therefore use none. Let Jin hence in haste, Else when he is found that hour is his last Jin is banished! Act III Scene II Jin: Banishment? Be merciful, say death; for exile hath more terror in his look much more than death. Do not say Banishment. Jin: Affliction is enamoured of thy parts, and thou art wedded to calamity. Hence from Verona art thou banished. Be patient, for the world is broad and wide. Jin: There is no world without Verona walls, hence banished is banished from the world and worlds exile is death. Then banished is death mis-termed. Calling death banished, thou cu'st my head off with a golden axe and smiles upon the stroke that murders me. Dragunov: O deadly sin, O rude unthankfulness! This is dear mercy and thou sees it not. Hence! Panda: I come for my lady Ling. Dragunov: Welcome. Panda: Where is my Lady's lord? Dragunov: Jin, come forth. Jin: Panda. Panda: Sir. Ah, sir. Death the end of all Jin: Speakest thou of Ling? Where is she? And how doth she? And what say my concealed lady of our canceled love? Panda: O, she says nothing sir, but weeps and weeps, and then on Jin cries and then falls down again. Jin: As if that name, Shot from the deadly level of a gun did murder her, as that name's cursed hand did murder her kinsman. Dragunov: I thought thy disposition better tempered! Thy Ling is alive. There art thou happy. The law that threatened death becomes thy friend and turns it to exile. There art thou happy. A Pack of blessings light upon thy back. Wherefore railest thou on thy birth the heaven and earth? Since birth and heaven and earth all three do meet in thee at once. Panda: Sir, a ring my lady bid me give you. Jin: How well my comfort is revived by this Dragunov: Hie you make haste! But look thou stay not till the watch be set, for then thou canst not pass to Mantua where thau shalt live till we can find a time to blaze you marriage, reconcile your friends, beg pardon of the Prince and call thee back with twenty hundred times more joy, than thou wentst forth in lamentation. Quick hence! Be gone by break of day! Sojourn in Mantua. Jin: Farwell. Ling: O God. Did Jin's hand shed Fei's blood? O serpent heart hid with a flowering face. Was ever book containing such vile matter's so fairly bound? O, that deceit should dwell in such a gorgeous Palace Lady Xiaoyu: She'll not come down tonight. Hwoarang: These times of woe afford no time to woo. Xiaoyu: Look you, she loved her kinsman Fei dearly. Lady Xiaoyu: And so did I. Lady Xiaoyu: Well, we were born to die. Lady Xiaoyu: I'll know her mind early tomorrow, but tonight she's mewed up to her heaviness. Xiaoyu: I will makes a desperate tender of my child's love. I think she will be ruled in all respect by me; Nay, more, I doubt it not. But what say you to Thursday? Hwoarang: My lord, I... I would that Thursday were tomorrow. Xiaoyu: A Thursday let it be then. Wife, you go to Ling ere you go to bed. Tell her, a Thursday she will be married to this noble sir! Act III Scene III Ling: Wilt thou be gone? It is not yet near day. Jin: I must be gone and live, or stay and die. Ling: That light is not daylight, I know it, I. It is some meteor that the sun exhales to light thee on thy way to Mantua. Therefore stay yet. Thou needest not be gone. Jin: Let me be taken, let me be put to death. I have more care to stay then will to go. Come death, Welcome, Ling wills it so. How is't my soul? Let us talk it is not day. Ling: It is, It is! Hie hence, be gone, away. O, now be gone. More light and light it grows. Jin: More Light and light, more dark and dark our woes. Panda: Madam! Your lady mother is coming to your chamber Lady Xiaoyu: Ho, daughter are you up? Ling: Then window, let day in and let life out. O, think'st thou we shall ever meet again? Jin: I doubt it not. Trust me, love, all these woes shall serve for sweet discourses in our times to come. Adieu. Ling: O God, I have an ill-divining soul. Methinks I see thee, now thou art so low, as one dead in the bottom of a tomb. O fortune, fortune. Be fickle, fortune, for then I hope that thou will not keep him long but send him back. Lady Xiaoyu: Thou hast a careful father, child: One who, to put thee from thy heaviness, hath sorted out a sudden day of joy that thou expects nor I looked not for. Ling: Madam, in happy time what day is that? Lady Xiaoyu: Marry my child next Thursday Morn. The gallant, young and noble gentleman, Sir Hwoarang, at Saint Peter's Church, shall make thee there a joyful bride. Ling: What? Now. St. Peter's Church, and Peter too, he shall not make me there a joyful bride! Lady Xiaoyu: Here comes your father, tell him so yourself. Xiaoyu: How now, wife? Have you delivered to her our decree? Lady Xiaoyu: Ay Sir! But she will none, she gives you thanks. I would the fool were married to her grave. Xiaoyu: How? Will she none? Is she not proud? Doth she not count her blest, unworthy as she is, that we have wrought so worth a gentleman to be her bride?! Ling: Not proud you have, but thankful that you have. Proud can I never be of what I hate! Xiaoyu: Thanks me no thanking, nor proud me no prouds, But fettle your joints 'gainst Thursday next. Ling: Hear me with patience. Xiaoyu: Speak not, reply not, do not answer me. Lady Xiaoyu: Shang, Shang, are you mad? Xiaoyu: Hang thee, young baggage, disobedient wretch. Panda: God in heaven bless her! You are to blame my lord, to rate her so! Xiaoyu: Peace you mumbling fool! I tell thee what-get thee to church o' Thursday Or never after look me in the face an you be mine, I give you to my friend. An you be not, hang, beg, starve, die in the streets, Trust to it. Bethink you. I'll not be forsworn! Ling: O sweet my mother cast me not away. Delay this marriage for a month, a week. Or if you do not make the bridal bed in that dim monument where Fei lies. Lady Xiaoyu: Talk not to me, for I’ll not speak a word. Do as thou wilt for I have done with thee. Ling: O God!--O Panda, how shall this be prevented? What sayest thou? Hast thou not a word of joy? Some comfort nurse. Panda: Faith, here it is. I think it best you marry with this Hwoarang. O, he's a lovely gentleman. I think you are happy in this second match, for it excels your first; or if it did not, your first is dead--or 'twere as good he were as living here and you no use to him. Ling: Speakest thou from thy heart? Panda: And from my soul too. Else beshrew them both. Ling: Amen. Panda: What? Ling: Well, thou hast comforted me marvelous much. Go in and tell my lady I am gone, having displeased my father to Father Dragunov to make confession and be absolved. Act IV Scene I Hwoarang: Immoderately she weeps for Fei’s death. Now, sir, her father counts it dangerous that she doth give her sorrow so much sway, and in his wisdom hastes our marriage to stop the inundation of her tears. Happily met, my lady, and my wife. Ling: That may be, sir, when I may be a wife. Hwoarang: That "may be," must be, love, on Thursday next. Ling: What must be, shall be. Dragunov: Well, that's a certain text. Hwoarang: Come you to make confession? Ling: Are you at leisure Holy Father, now? Or shall I come to you at evening mass? Dragunov: My leisure serves me, pensive daughter now. We must entreat the time alone. Hwoarang: God shield I Should disturb devotion. Ling, on Thursday early will I rouse Ye, Till then, adieu, and keep this holy kiss. Ling: Tell me not, Father, that thou hearest of this, Unless thou tell me how I may prevent it. Dragunov: It strains me past the compass of my wits. Ling: If in thy wisdom thou canst give no help Do thou but call my resolution wise, And with this I'll help it presently! Dragunov: Hold Daughter! Ling: Be not so long to speak I long to die. Dragunov: I do spy a kind of hope, Which craves as desperate and execution as that is desperate which we would prevent. If, rather than to marry Hwoarang, Thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself, Then it is likely thou wilt undertake a thing like death, to chide away this shame. No warmth, no breath shall testify thou livest . Each part, deprived of supple government, shall stiff and stark and cold appear, like death. Now when the bridegroom in the morning comes to rouse thee from thy bed, there art thou dead. Thou shalt be borne to that same ancient vault where all he kindred to the Xiaoyu lie. In the meantime, against thou shalt awake, shall Jin by my letters know our drift, and hither shall he come. And that very night shall Jin bear thee hence to Mantua. Take thou this vial, being then in bed, and this distilling liquor drink thou off. I'll send my letters to thy lord post haste to Mantua. Act IV Scene II Ling: What if this mixture do not work at all? Shall I be married then tomorrow morning? Lady Xiaoyu: What, daughter are you busy? Need you my help? Ling: No, madam. We have culled such necessaries as our behoveful for our state tomorrow. so please you, let me now be left alone, and let the nurse this night sit up with you. for I am sure you have your hands full in all this so sudden business. Lady Xiaoyu: Geth thee to be and rest, for thou has need. Ling: Farewell. God knows when we shall meet again. Lady Xiaoyu: Goodnight. Ling: Jin, I drink to thee. Dragunov: As the custom is, in all her best array, bear her to church. Act IV Scene III Jin: And all this day an unaccustomed spirit lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts. I dreampt my lady came and found me dead and breathed such life with kisses in my lips that I revived and was an emperor. Ah me, how sweet is love itself possessed when but love's shadow's are so rich in joy. News from Verona. How now, Balthasar?! Dost thou not bring me letters from the Priest? How doth my lady? Is my Father well? How doth my lady Ling? For nothing can be ill if she be well. Bryan: If she is well then nothing can be ill. Her body rests in Capel's monument, and her immortal part with the angel's lives. I saw her laid low. Pardon me for bringing these ill news. Jin: Then I defy you, stars! LING! LING! I will hence tonight. Bryan: Have patience! Jin: Leave Me! Bryan: Your looks are pale and wild and do import some misadventure. Jin: Tush, thou art deceived. Hast thou no letters to me from the priest? Bryan shakes his head no. No matter. Well, Ling, I will lie with thee tonight. I will hence tonight. Act V Scene I Lei: Jin is within Verona Wall's. Jin: Let me have a dram of poison, such some speeding gear, as will disperse itself through all the veins, that the life weary taker may fall dead Craig: Such mortal drugs I have, but Verona's law is death to any that utters them. Jin: The world is not thy friend, nor the worlds law. Then be not poor, but break it, and take this. Craig: My poverty, but not my will consents. Jin: I pay thy poverty, and not thy will. Craig: Drink it off and, if you had the strength of twenty men it would dispatch you straight. Jin: Here is my gold. Worse poison to men's souls, than these poor compounds that thou mayest not sell. Dragunov: The letter was of dear import. Nina: I could not send it nor get a messenger to bring it thee Dragunov: The neglecting it may do much damage. Jin: Live and be prosperous; and farewell good fellow. Bryan: Then I'll leave thee. Jin: Tempt not a desperate man! Baek Doo San: Hold! Hold! Jin: O my love, my wife, Death that hath sucked the honey of thy breath, hath no power yet upon thy beauty, thou art not conquered. Beauty's ensign yet is crimson in thy lips and in thy cheeks, and death's pale flag is not advanced there. Ah, dear Ling, why art thou yet so fair? Shall I believe that unsubstantial death is amorous and keeps thee here in the dark to be his paramour? For fear of that I still will stay thee. Here, oh, here will I set up my everlasting rest, and shake the yoke of inauspicious stars from this world-wearied flesh. Eyes look your last, arms take your last embrace, and lips, O you the doors to breath, seal with a righteous kiss. A dateless bargain, to engrossing death. Ling: Jin. What's here? Poison. Drunk all, and left no friendly drop to help me after. I will kiss thy lips. Happily some poison yet doth hang on them. Thy lips are warm. Jin: Thus... with a kiss... I die. Baek Doo San: See what a scourge is laid upon your hate, that heaven finds means to kill your joys with love. And I, for winking at your discords too, have lost a brace of kinsman. All are Punished. ALL ARE PUNISHED! Anna: A glooming peace this morning with it brings, the sun, for sorrow will not show his head. Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things. Some shall be pardoned and some punished. For never was a story of more woe, than this of Ling who is Juliet and her Jin who is Romeo. | |||||||
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