Bleach season 1, episode 21:

Inoue Orihime: Are you guys okay?

'Everyone except Orihime have landed in an unusual or awkward position. She see's Ichigo and sounds excited... '

Inoue Orihime: Wow! Kurosaki-kun, your landing pose is so artistic!

Kurosaki Ichigo: 'Is mumbling, sounding somewhat miffed' Be quiet

A girl went up to a boy she liked and asked him if he liked her, he said no. She asked him if he thought she was pretty, he said no. Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said no. In tears she walked away. He grabbed her by the arm and said "I don't like you, i love you. I don't think your pretty, i think your beautiful and i wouldn't cry if you walked away, i would die..."

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones at the top because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt, instead they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to get. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, there amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree...

'Friends are God's way of taking care of us'

If kisses were raindrops I'd send you showers. If hugs were minutes i'd send you hours. If smiles were waves i'd send you the sea. And if love were a person I'd send you ME!

If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn't go to your funeral, I would be in jail for killing the prick that killed you :P

A FRIEND visits you in jail, a GOOD FRIEND bails you out of jail, but a BEST FRIEND is the one sitting next to you saying "that was freakin' awesome!" :P

OMG YOU LIKE MY STORY?! ...When I care I'll let you know... .

If I ever die, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens.

Hatin' is a disease so get well soon :3

Statistics from professors at Columbia say that fish is healthy for you and not only that but it is a source of potassium and other nutrients needed for your body so remember to love your Pieces peeps and always keep them around 'cause they are healthy for you!

There is no 'I' in 'Team', but there is a 'U' in 'Suck'!!

I may not actually 'laugh out loud' but may use the locution 'LOL' to communicate my appreciation of your attempt at humor.

92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided that breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your page if you are part of the 8 who would be laughing hysterically in the background. :D

If your teacher gives you an F, it is wrong to say, "Well what did you expect moron! I didn't study."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (proceeds to throw apples at a Doctor) go on, get!

If there is a hell, they would be playing the Hamster Dance song in the background XD

"You say its a free country, then tell me why it costs so much to live."

92 percent of the teen population has moved on to rap. I am here to say that I am one of the 8 percent that stayed with rock!!

Can the Queen of the world please die so us Princesses can fight for the title?!

"Life's not about the people who act true to your face. It's about the people who remain true behind your back."

If practice makes perfect and everyone's not perfect, what's the point?

When they say "life gives you lemons, so make lemonade," that's improbable because life doesn't give you ice, water or sugar.

May you leave without returning :P

"The word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures.'

Friends are like bras: close to your heart, and always there for support.

Best friends are like bras: Hard to find the perfect one, but when you do, they're close to your heart and supportive.

I am an official Life Saver: Sweet and there for the rescue.

Love is a game of hide-and-seek, so let him find you.

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.

Life is your personal boat -- you can make it sink or float.

Living is like a personal hell, just the right time to roast some wieners is what I say! Hehe...

I'm not in the mood to stab you, wouldn't want my church dress to get bloody now would we?

As I kill you quickly, don't think I'm doing it for your benefit of making it painless; I just need to see The Backyardigans in five minutes.

Sometimes the only sense you can make out of life is a sense of humor.

When life gives you lemons, amaze people and make orange juice!!

It's not what you are that holds you back, it's what you think you're not. -Denis Waitley

Life is a roller coaster; if you don't open your eyes and enjoy, the ride will be over before you know it.

A real friend walks into the room, when everybody else is walking out.

Respect my privacy or I will not respect your right to live.

A person was in the operating room. Their family and friends were waiting outside. The doctor comes out and says, "I have some bad news. This person needs a brain transplant." The family asks, "How much does a brain cost?" The doctor replies, "2,500 for a male brain, 600 for a female brain." All the men in the room try to suppress their laughter, but fail. Finally, one of the women asks, "so why are the male brains so much more expensive?" The doctor turns to her. "Simple," he says, "the female brains have been used more."

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL, calling me POOR won't make you RICH, so why bother?!

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a 20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, 'Who would like this 20 bill?' Hand's started going up. He said, 'I am going to give this 20 to one of you, but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the 20 dollar bill. He then asked, 'who still wants it?'. Still the hands were up in the air. 'Well,' he replied, 'what if I do this?' And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. 'Now, who still want's it?' Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth 20 dollars. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by WHO WE ARE and WHOSE WE ARE. You are special, don't EVER forget it.' If you do not pass this on, you may never know the lives it touches, the hurting hearts it speaks to, or the hope that it can bring. Count your blessings, not your problems. And remember: amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.

Stand for something, or you will fall for everything.

A girl walks in to her sisters room dressed as a boy. The girl asks her sister, "what am I?" The sister replies, "um, stupid." The girl shakes her head. "No, I'm a boy." The sisters in turn says, "what's the difference!"

The journey is more important than the destination.

Never make someone a priority if they consider you an option.

I like heart-warming blood fests.

Smiles are free, so don't be afraid to give them away!

Friends are the sprinkles on the ice cream of life!

Pine Tree- Mar 01 to Mar 10

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious (ARE THEY SERIOUS! XD) great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self-esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If Wal-Mart is lowering the prices everyday, how come nothing is free yet?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not." -Kurt Cobain

Roses are red, some condoms are blue. STD's are contagious, so watch who you screw.

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Gandhi

No matter where Darkness falls, a Light shines within.

Beauty gets attention, but personality captures the heart.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Why do you try so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?

"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others and for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness." —Audrey Hepburn

When it comes to friends, quality is more important than quantity.

In order to find your Prince Charming, you need to kiss a few frogs.

'Happiness is never stopping to think if you are.' --Palmer Sondreal

The weight of a friendship between two people can't be on the shoulders of one.

"Breach your soul to reach yourself before you gloom.
Reflection of fear makes shadows of nothing, shadows of nothing.

You still are blind, if you see a winding road,
'Cause there's always a straight way to the point you see." -- naruto ending 1; Sung and written by Akeboshi

As a wise man once said, 'there's no more jolly ranchers, their all gone...'

If you wanted something bad enough, you wouldn't wait for the opportunity... you'd look for it.

'Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats!' –Voltaire

Don't worry. You might actually do some good before you die.

Don't tell me sky is the limit when I know there are footprints on the moon.

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect, it means you've learned to look beyond the imperfections.

'Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.' -Dr. Seuss"

"Unlike Dora, who just stares into space for five minutes while you look for Strawberry Mountain like she's brain-damaged, Diego does smart, intricate things like identify animals by their individual cries and their paw prints."

For lack of guidance a nation falls, but many advisers make victory sure.

There's no shame in not knowing; the shame is in not finding out.

"When times are good, be happy; but when times are bad, consider: God has made the one as well as the other. Therefore, a man cannot discover anything about his future." -- Ecclesiastes 7:14

Good friends will jump off the bridge with you, but the best friends will be at the bottom waiting to catch you!

I laugh because you're stupid enough to believe what people say.

A wise man once said, 'I don't know; ask a girl.'

"I wanna be like Barbie. That bitch has everything she want's."

Follow your dreams... Except the one where you're at school in your underwear.

YOU'RE just mad because the voices only talk to ME!

The head is smart, but the heart is wise.

'Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.' -James Dean

'Well-behaved women seldom make history.' -Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Nobody is entitled to an opinion. Everyone is entitled to an informed opinion.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

If people make fun of you, you must be doing SOMETHING right.

Be yourself. Who else is better qualified?

God created man before woman because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Revenge is best dished cold!

Douche Bag-

the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.

Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser douchebags just rolled into the club and not surprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

I was the accuser, God the accused. My eyes were open and I was alone – terribly alone in a world without God and without man.

--Elie Wiesel, Night

(1958, translated by Stella Rodway)

"Reality is just a shared illusion."

"Don't call me a dreamer because my head was never stuck in the clouds. You call me naive because I believe that everything and everyone in this world deserves chances. Call me a realist because I know that everything that I aspire to be and do will happen because I have faith bigger than life itself which would be in God...which is inspiring him to bless me even more."

“The beauty of life is, while we cannot undo what is done, we can see it, understand it, learn from it and change. So that every new moment is spent not in regret, guilt, fear or anger, but in wisdom, understanding and love.”
- Jennifer Edwards

"If you are from Africa, you are African.

If you are from America, you are American.

If you are from Canada, you are Canadian.

If you are from Christ, you are Christian.

I am from Christ. He is in my life."

--Fanfic author, Calmer of The Storm

"Children are the most expensive form of entertainment."
--Mihaela Iosof

When I first saw you, I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you!

"...every way equal to the mind of her who is the emblem of weakness and whom he hails the gentle companion of his better days."

-Excerpt from the essay "On the Equality of Sexes" by Judith Sargent Murray

"If. . . If I were the rain. . . that binds together the Earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle. . . Would I be able to bind two hearts together?" -Orihime Inoue from Bleach