| Gettenshi |
Konnichiwa! Pen Name: Gettenshi Real Name: You Wish Hair: Blond Eyes: Greenblue (a.k.a Turquoise) Age: Between Zero and Infinity but really does it matter Sex: Female Chinese Zodiac: Tiger Westeren Zodiac: Aquarius Location: In the Middle of Nowhere and The Center of Everywhere Weight: Not sure. I think that I have gained a few pounds Hobbies: Reading Books, FanFics, Manga, Writing, Watching Anime, etc. Favorite Colors: White, Black, Silver, Gold, Red, Blue, Yellow, Green Favorite Mythologies: Japanese, Chinese, Egyptian, Norse, Greek and Roman Favorite Characters Harry Potter: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Roger Davies, Neville Longbottom, Ernie Macmillan, Tom Marvolo Riddle, James Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin Naruto: Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto, Kyuubi no Youko/Kurama, Sabaku no Gaara, Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Neji, Uchiha Itachi, Yuki Haku, Sai, Kaguya Kimimaro Katekyo Hitman Reborn!: Sawada Tsunayoshi, Giotto/Sawada Ieyatsu, Hibari Kyoya, Mukuro Rokudo, Yamamoto Takeshi, Gokudera Hayato, Sasagawa Ryohei, Lambo Bovino, Dino Cavallone, Reborn, Fon, Colonnello Mobile Suit Gundam Wing/New Mobile Report Gundam Wing: Heero Yuy/Hiiro Yui, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton/Triton Bloom, Quatre Raberba Winner, Chang Wufei/Zhang Wufei, Milliardo Peacecraft/Zechs Merquise Hunter x Hunter: Kurapika Kurta, Killua Zoldyck, Gon Freecss, Pokkle, List, Retz, Ogyu Yu Yu Hakusho: Minamino Shuichi/Youko Kurama, Jaganshi Hiei, Urameshi Yusuke, Koenma, Hagiri Kaname/Sniper, Kuronue, Jin, Toya, Shishiwakamaru, Suzuki, Itsuki/Gatekeeper, Karasu Yu-Gi-Oh!: Mutou Yuugi, Yami Yuugi/Atemu, Kaiba Seto/Priest Seth, Bakura Ryou, Yami Bakura/Akefia, Ishtar Marik, Yami Marik/Malik, Jounouchi Katsuya, Otogi Ryuuji, Kaiba Mokuba, Kaiba Noa, Valon/Varon, Amelda, Siegfried von Schroider, Leonhart von Schroider Prince of Tennis: Echizen Ryouma, Fuji Shuusuke, Tezuka Kunimitsu, Atobe Keigo, Kirihara Akaya, Sanada Genichirou, Yukimura Seiichi, Shiraishi Kuranosuke, Touyama Kintarou, Tokugawa Kazuya, Tanegashima Shuuji, Irie Kanata Bleach: Kurosaki Ichigo, Hichigo, Ishida Uryuu, Hitsugaya Toushirou, Kuchiki Byakuya, Uliquiorra Cifer, Grimmjow Jeagerjaques D.Gray-Man: Allen Walker, Nea Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Timothy Hearst, Tyki Mikk/Joido, Wisely Inuyasha: Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Miroku, Kouga, Shippou, Hakudoshi, Byakuya I love Yaoi/Slash/Shonen-ai very much. My Opinion on Yuri/FemSlash/Shojo-ai is that it's okay but I like Yaoi/Slash/Shonen-ai much better. It's probably because I'm a female myself and this just does not appeal to me as much as Yaoi/Slash/Shonen-ai. My opinion on Hetero is just the same as with Yuri/FemSlash/Shojo-ai I just like Yaoi/Slash/Shonen-ai much more. Ja Matta! - Human Power - I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read this, put it in your profile. "There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile." "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot." Controversial Issues: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. (dunno what this means I have no idea if we even have it in England) 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. (er this one dosn't work so well in England xD) 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Some things to remember while life seems going down: Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!! Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!! What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the f you did it. When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them (and i know a few) He who laughs last thinks the slowest Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle If we can put one man on the moon, why can't we put them all there? There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? Never underestimate the power of human stupidity You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them. It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am. The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. "I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense. If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. Quotes "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." "Boys are like clowns, they try to make you laugh, yet they scare you at the same time." "I said your boyfriend was gay, and he hit me with his purse." "Sometimes reading is good. I say reading is knowledge, knowledge, is power, power is corruption, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay you. So if you read you'll be broke." "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture attacking that world cause they never expect it." "All my life I've always wanted to be someone, I guess I should've been more specific." “Evolution has reached the top of the hill, now it’s forced to go back down.” “Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.” "If I was a boy, I would have come to this party dressed as a French maid." “No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.” “Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.” “I know what you’re thinking, you should be ashamed of yourself!” “I am not as think as you confused I am.” "There's nothing hotter than a guy who wears a dress and looks good in it too." “I am not infantile you stinky-butt poop-head!” "I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words." "Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door." "I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times; once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it." “I don’t know whether to thank him, or throw it at his head.” (From Roommates by FastForward) "Evil, was never so cute and fuzzy." "I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning." "I gotta pee, but I don't want to move.” "I swear to drunk I’m not God." "You can't make someone love you; all you can do is stalk them till they're afraid and give in." "We are not retreating; we are simply advancing in the other direction!" “Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid." "Which one of my enemies told you I was paranoid?!" “In the old days, you don’t glare; you blow their heads off with a bazooka. Oh, the good old days.” "I hope life isn't a joke, coz I don't get it..." "Okay, you be the optimist, and I'll go on being the pessimist and we'll be fine. Just don't go pushing your 'happiness' on me." "War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left." "This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a whimper." "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat." “Emotions breed hatred, and hatred breeds war.” “They say I have ADD, but they don’t understand…Oh Look! A chicken!" “Not the tastiest cookie in the pantry, are you?” Person A: “You find this greatly amusing, don’t you?” Person B: “So much so, it even hurts a little.” "Can I at least stab him with a spork?” “You haven’t lost your mind, you’re just an idiot.” “Awe, you’re an idiot, isn’t that adorable? Go play in your corner.” “To see you fall would be the greatest tragedy of all, you who are my enemy.” “He who flees with the wind at his back does so in great favor to his enemies.” Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.” “I don’t have an ass, I have a back with a crack in the bottom.” “What am I supposed to do? Say ‘Oh, fascinating’ and poke you with a stick?!” Things I learn from my mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL 4. My mother taught me LOGIC 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT 7. My mother taught me IRONY 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA 11. My mother taught me WEATHER 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION 15. My mother taught me: ENVY 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE 19. My mother taught me: ESP 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT 22.My Mother taught me: Genetics 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots 24. My Mother taught me Wisdom 25. My mother taught me about Justice | |||||||