"You're mad!" "If I wasn't, then it'd probably never work."

Your Inner Dragon is the classic example of dragon evil. Remember Smaug? Yep, Red Dragon. Oh, my friend you're in good company. Red dragons are the most vile and crafty of all the dragons. They are also the most dangerous of all dragons. As such they are the Fire Elemental dragons. Reds have a nasty tendency towards luring you in with quiet words and soft emotions, then wrapping their scaly tails around you and biting off your puny little human head. Fun, no?

But of course, Reds aren't all about killing and treasure hoarding. You like to invent creative traps, spend long hours relaxing in the mouths of volcanoes, fly over the vast forests of the planet looking for men on horseback ...er... sheep (yeah...), and pick fights. Your favorable attributes are Noon, Summer, the sword, helpful fire, blood, courage, passion, will power, and leadership. If dragons went to war, they'd rally behind you in a snap. Well, you or a Copper Dragon. But those guys are wusses anyway, and you could beat one up to take command. In fact, you probably would considering your breath weapon is good old fashioned Fire, and plenty of it. Just remember that some sheep carry swords and you'll do fine.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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my favorite qouets

You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

Don't like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ASS

shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?'
last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words.
If I won't be myself, who will?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
In theory, everything works.
Do unto others before they do unto to you.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
Earht is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Procrastinate NOW!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Your ridiculus little opinion has been noted.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

"You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!"

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil."

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"I'm sane, it's the world that's crazy"

They say home is where the heart is. Well, my home must be Hell because that's where my heart seems to be stuck.

Our neighborhood is full of weirdos. We fit right in!

If he rips my arms off I'll kick him to death. If he rips my legs off I'll bite him to death. If he rips my head off I'll stare him to death. And if he gouges my eyes out I'll curse him from beyond my grave!

Yeah... I'm going to tear him apart. Then drag it out... What, you ask? The insides, of course. A lot comes out, right?
I'll give them all to you. I'm always a good boy. Yes, let's do it. Mom, I'll watch.

The only emotional ties I have with my family are the ones I'd like to wrap around their necks

Get.Off.The.Nuclear.War.Head

"Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!

Bow down! Bow down! Before the power of Santa! Or be crushed! Be crushed! By..HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM!

"Think of all the fun we can have! The teachers we'll scar, the students we'll corrupt!

INDIA?! WHAT THE FUCK?! Why the hell am I talking to some guy in India about a computer that was made in Japan and bought in America?!"

Theres always a way out, and sometimes it comes with missle launchers.

ps. dont let the air mug you IT'S EVERYWHERE THERE IS NO ECAPE FROM IT! Quickly we must lock our selvs into a air proff container... then we will be safe

"Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people."

"Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!"

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!"

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."

"Welcome to loserville. Population: You."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions."

"Pain. Joy. Sorrow. Suffering. The beats of life."

"Need a vacation? GO AWAY!"

"Anti-social, much?"

"Got Ramen?"

"I may not be very smart, but I can lift heavy things."

"Randomness is the base of conversation.”

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, I haven't missed it yet."

"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference."

"Do you know you're short?"

"I hear highschool's easier the second time around."

"Who needs food? We have snowcones!"

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."

"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."(My excus for not doing homework!)

"I'm not crazy I'm just ... well, I'm not crazy!"

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

"Dude, like, I think she's speaking Chinese again."

"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass."

"Impotence...Nature's way of saying ‘No hard feelings’,”

"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off."

"Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends."

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"Would you follow Jesus this close?"

"Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean business."

"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"If you continue to poke me with that chopstick i will not cease to kill you with it."

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

"Now, I want you all to start daydreaming. Yes, just pretend you're listening to my lecture. Yeah, that's the glazed expressions I want!"

"Hell is actually a lot hotter than this room, but the joy levels about the same."

“If you are going to burn, you have to burn RIGHT,”

"If you don’t leave now, I will personally kill you, then spend the rest of my life dancing on your grave the moment I can actually move again."

"I think we’ve had a bad influence on him, he’s as crazy as we are."

"I'll have you know I am ROYAL!"-"A Royal PAIN!"

"Pest."-/At your service. /-(With a smile.)

“Children. We are here to exchange money. Not squabble about your nonexistent past lives. Now the nice goblins are waiting to take your money and open a bank account for you. Please try to at least act like normal, quiet, peaceful, law-abiding citizens for once in your damned lives.”

“IT’S ON FIRE, IT’S ON FIRE, AND FIRE IS HOT!”

“Look, we haven’t spoken Latin since the pigs left.”

“That’s my boy, you’re always been a pain in the butt.”

“Now you know that evil will always triumph because good is stupid.”

“-We came here to look for a bathroom. Not your past!”

"I SWEAR TO DRUNK I’M NOT GOD!"

"I LOVE weddings! Drinks all around!"

“If there’s anything more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now.”

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train."

"If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to teach yourself to fly on the way down."

"I know half of you half as well as I should like... And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve…”

"Nothing is more eternal than massive amounts of paperwork."

"We’ve just witnessed a classic case of something called ‘misdirected rage.’ I believe the technical term is ‘being an ass.’"

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is nifty."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

"Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested."

“Well, that was a nine-point-nine on the ‘Weird-Shit-O-Meter’.”

"It's amazing how the body can deceive the world, and the eyes can betray all the secrets the heart and soul could hold.."

"It takes a second to meet someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, and a lifetime to forget someone."

"Funny isn't it; how you push away those that love you, and welcome those that hate you,"

“I DON’T CARE! IN THIS KITCHEN, I AM GOD!”

“Words marked, remembered, and stored for blackmail!”

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an appendage. Then it's just a game of keep away!"

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