Hello everyone. This is ChibiSkitty-donna.

And just for everyone to know, I AM THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS FUNNY AND PARODYS!! okay maybe not in real life but you know I'm funny.

eyes: Bluish green

hair: brown

b-day: September 5 (Yeah, I'm an odd Virgo and the year of the Snake. now that's scary.)

age: 18

And yes I'm a girl. Do you think a guy would have a girly pen-name? I don't think so.

What I would sometimes look like on a Fanfic http/s238.photobucket.com/albums/ff16/ChibiSkitty-donna/Pokemon/chibiskitty-donna.jpg (This was done by Endless Summer, so she deserses the credit for this art.)

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This rant was started by my friend otherrelmwriter and this is what she has to say...

Okay I had some FR trouble recently and I feel it nessary to say my opinoin of him.

1. It may be in your right to say the story is bad that is true, but it is immature to do it in the way he does. If you have to make negative comments on the story make it constructive not in a repeative way that gets you hated!

2. Make sure the person you flame has an idea why you're flamming them! If you really want them to improve, let them know what went wrong, just post the number in the flame or have a flame for each number so people know how to improve.

3. Make sure the first chapter isn't a cast list. That's pointless to flame.

4. Read his profile and you'll see he has no life. Just do the math. Even with copy and paste, it requires time DEE DEE DEE and the facts add up he has no life. I have some advice: GET A JOB:O!!

5. Use SHIFT FOR ALL THE EXCLINATION POINTS !!1111111! doesn't work dumbass!

6. This isn't directly about Flame Rising but still if you fav him so he doesn't flame you you are letting him win! It makes me so mad to see Flame Rising in someone's favs! Don't you realize he's blackmailing you to fav him?

Thanks for your time and hope you are enlightened. More will be up later! Copy and paste if you agree!

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My japanese name is Sakamoto (book of the hill) & Asuka (fragrance of the bright day) found out on this site http/rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/969/

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favorite shows(this also means Anime and Cartoons): Pokemon, Naruto, Grim adventure of Billy and Mandy, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, HiHi Puffy AmiYumi, Simpsons, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Teen Titans, South Park, AzuManga Daioh, CardCaptors, Angelic Layer, The Angry Beavers, Ren and Stimpy, Loony Tunes, Rugrats, Ah! Real Monsters, Tom and Jerry (as you can see, I'm a old fastion cartoon lover.), Futurama (I find Bender funny with his 'bite my shiny metal ass!' line), iCarly (Don't ask), Inuyasha, Pani Poni Dash (It reminds me a lot like Azumanga Daioh, only messed up even more. XD)

favorite internet humor: Foamy, The Real Leagend of Zelda (It's something my brother showed me on the internet one time.), Naruto Party (something I found myself on YouTube), RvB or RedvsBlue (Don't give me that look. I find it funny since Ranger24 writes some of the characters from it in his stories.), The Tobi Show (My friend otherrelmwriter told me about this one)

favorite books (this also includes mangas): Naruto, AzuManga Daioh, Yotsuba&!, CardCaptor Sakura, MAR, Tsubasa, Ouran High School Host Club, Kingdom Hearts (yes, it has a manga series), Chobits, Angelic Layer, Fruits Basket, the Princess Diaires book series,

favorite colors: pink and purple

favorite couples:

Pokemon

Brawly&Roxanne - WHY does no one write them?! WHY?!

Paul&Dawn

Ash&Misty

Naruto

Naruto&Hinata - My personal favorite pairing of all time

Sasuke&Hinata - well after looking at a few fanart of them it's cute

Gaara&Hinata - Same reason as the SasuHina one

any guy in Naruto (except Neji) would be okay paired up Hinata.

any girl in Naruto paired with Naruto is okay as well.

Rock Lee&Sakura - I have no idea why, but this pairing is okay, I think.

Shikamaru&Temari or Ino - I can't deside which is cuter. I can imagine the two girls fighting over him. Tee hee, poor Shika-san.

Codename: Kids Next Door

Numbah 4&Numbah 3

Danny Phantom

Danny&Sam

Avatar: the last Air Bender

Zuko&Katara or Aang&Katara - I just don't know which is cuter...

Zuko&Mai

Teen Titans

Robin&Starfire

Crossover pairings

Wally(pokemon)&Hinata(Naruto) - shy people NEED to stick together.

Naruto(Naruto)&Misaki(Angelic Layer) - lets say after reading 'Angelic Naruto' this pairing is cool

Edward(Full Metal Alchemist)&Kagome(InuYasha) - another crossover pairing by David the guy who wrote Angelic Naruto

Kurama(YYH)&Kagome(InuYasha) - I have no idea why I like this pairing. I blame the cute fanarts on deviart for making them cute together. Not really, tee hee.

Tucker(Red vs Blue)&Yuffie Kisaragi(FF7 or KH) - Ranger pointed this pairing out before on his LOTR parody before it got removed.

Axel(KH)&Konan(Naruto) - Ranger made this pairing up.

Double D(EdEddnEddy)&Starfire(Teen Titans)

Caboose(Red vs Blue)&Himeko(Pani Poni Dash) - Well, David came up with that idea of a pairing since the two act stupid, and annoying a lot people they know. XD

Deidara(Naruto)&Xibchi(My KH OC) - don't ask

Eragon(my OC bro)&Tohru(Fruits Basket) - even thou I like Tohru with Kyo, she might need someone since a fellow author/friend Asia came up with the misc pairing Kyo and Orihime from Bleach.

There is more but I don't want to bore or affened anyone for a bunch of reasons...

The pairings I don't like:

Naruto

Any pairing that are Incest pairing. Like Gaara and his sibs Kankuro or Temari, Sasuke and Itachi and Neji and Hinata. I think that clears things up a bit.

favorite quates:

a bunch of random things I would say in life:

"It's times like this makes me wish I had powers."

"I see your mouth moving, but all I hear is blah blah blah blah blah."

"If I see someone that doesn't like the same pairing as you, I completely understand."

Quotes from fanart (that are either a parody line or something random:

"Sir, we seem to be losing more and more members as the series progresses." - Itachi "Gee, could you put that in the memo and entitle it 'SHIT I ALREADY KNOW?!'" - Pein (the leader of the Akatsuki)

something I reword:

"There are two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other peoples creativaties, and FLAME RISING!"

“Hi Gold, I got another Hanukkah present tonight.” Silver said to his rival. “Wow Silver! An etch ‘e sketch! Not too shabby.” Gold said “That’s a Game boy, you idiot.” Green said annoyed “Oh, sorry. I’m not up to modern technology.” Gold said stupidly (in my Naruto party parody)

Naruto Party:

"What are you doing wearing my bra?!"- Temari "I'm not wearing your bra, I'm just holding it againent myself" - Gaara

"I like animals. Maybe I can be a vet." - Sasuke "An evil vet?" - Itachi "No. Maybe I can work at a petting zoo." - Sasuke "An evil petting zoo?" - Itachi "YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!!" - Sasuke

"It's not big, it's just...full." - Itachi's dad "Dad, that thing wouldn't fit in our yard." - Itachi "It's not going in our yard, it's going in our living room." - Itachi's dad (they are talking about a tree.)

"House keeping" -Itachi "Not now, sleeping" - Kisame "House keeping" - Itachi "Come back in a hour" - Kisame "House keeping. You want towel?" - Itachi "No towels! Need sleepy!" - Kisame "House keeping. You want mint for pillow?" - Itachi "Please go away, Let me sleep for THE LOVE OF GOD!!" - Kisame (Itachi sounds out of character but that was the funnest thing ever.)

"I don't you realized this or not, but I'm not into guys." - Sasuke said this to Orochimaru (Hey, you would say that to if you saw Orochimaru in real life.)

"OH MY GOD! I THINK I BROKE A RIB! MY EYES BURNS! I CAN'T BREATH! THIS MORNING I WOKE UP A MAN! THIS IS BY FAR THE WORSE DAY OF MY LIFE!" - Haku

"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those I'd kick my own ass" - Neji said to Gaara about Rock Lee's attire (hey what can I say.)

RvsB

"Wait a minute. How can you beat a person to death with their own skull? That's seem phystically possible." - Tucker "That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming." - ghost of Church and a flashback showing Jimmy getting beat up by his skull "This doesn't seem physticly possilbe!!" he yelled until he died

"Church is trying to find a translator, so that we can talk to each other" - Tucker said slowly "Tucker, the enormous alien doesn't speak english, talking slowly won't help." - Church "What? I was talking to Caboose." - Tucker "Oh." - Church

"Bow-chika-bow-wow!" - Tucker (he saids that alot.)

"Hey chika bump bump." - Caboose "Caboose! What did I tell you about that?!" - Tucker "Sorry, sorry." - Caboose (A little something we call 'Caboose messes up 'Bow-chika-bow-wow'.')

"Bloody murder! Bloody murder!" some random guy in Church's flashback

"You're not Church. Church is blue, your white." - Caboose "Rookie, shut up! I'm a freakin' ghost! Have you ever seen a blue ghost before?" - Church

'What about you Caboose, are you following any of this what so ever?" - Church "I think so...that guy Tex, is really a robot...and your his boyfriend...so that makes you...a gay robot." - Caboose "Yeah, that's right Caboose. I'm a gay robot" Church (and he was only kidding when he said it)

"Wow, Tucker. It's either that alien hates your sword or you." - Church said as Tucker gets beatin up by a random alien

Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy:

"MAMA! A BANDAGE FOR ROLF!" - Rolf

"MAMA! THE FAIRYTALES THAT HAUNTS ROLF HAS COME TRUE!" - Rolf

Naruto the Abridged series:

"I can't believe he's gone." -Sasuke "I can't believe its not butter." - Naruto

"If I'm wrong, may I be hit by a giant tree." - Naruto until he runs right into a giant tree "Say anything...and I will kill you."

The Simpsons:

"I am the smarts! I am the smarts! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer

"AAAAAHHHH! NATUREAL LIGHT! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!" - Barney

"AAAAHHHHHH! BOOGY MAN!" - Homer

"Weaseling out of things is inportant to learn. It's what seperate us from the animals, except the weasels." - Homer

"Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!" - Homer

"Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does." - that was from the Simpsons Movie said by Homer (Duh!)

"Boring!" - Homer (random)

"Boy, everyone is stupid except me." - Homer

South Park:

"Oh my GOD! They killed Kenny!" - Stan "You bastards!" - Kyle

"That has got to be the most load of pee crap I have ever seen!" - Cheif

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy:

"You still do it with me!? I even dress as a stupid cowboy so I wouldn't be reconied! I hate caller ID so much! It's ruining my life! My life Grim! My life!" - Billy

"The clowns are nothing but altement EVIL! They want to be the dominet speices on the planet and THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL TO MAKE IT HAPPEN" - Billy said that then he repeats 'Destroy us all!' during that time

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi:

"Kaz, have you been eating paste again?" - Yumi thorwing Kaz on the ground "Yes." - Kaz

"Remember that time you traded the bus for Unicorn growing beans." - Yumi "They would have work if you clapped hard enough." - Ami "I rest my case." - Yumi

Upcoming stories and parodies in the near future:

The Misadventure of ChibiSkitty - (Pokemon) a Pokemon Story based from the Pokemon Emerald only with crazy stuff happening, lines from NTAS, BTAS and DBZ the abridged series

Pokeruto-yasha - (anime x-over) a crossover story with Pokemon, Naruto and Inuyasha (yeah, weird title...)