A little about me
Likes: reading, writing, drawing, pizza, french fries, buttered toast, video games, and reviews
Dislikes: Yaoi, screaming little kids, burnt toast, hair clogs in the shower (the horror!), and dogs that bark at you when you get within 50 feet of their house when you walk home from school.
Games I'm a fan of: Ace Combat Series, Mechwarrior/Battletech, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Halo Series, Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy, Metal Arms: Gltich in the System, Sly Cooper, and the Ty the Tasmanian Tiger series (I chose my author name while I was addicted to it)
Movies I like: Star Wars, Space Balls, Wall-E, Holes, Transformers, and many more I'm too lazy to type out
Cartoons/ TV shows I like: Futarama, Big Bang Theory (go n3rds!) Avatar The Last Airbender, Johnny Test, Chowder, Camp Lazlo, and Dr. Who (I worship that new guy's hair)
Books I Like: Halo book series World War Z, The X-Wing series, Guardians of Gahool series, Jack Sparrow series, Skybreaker, Han Solo Trilogy
Machiniamas I like: Dues Ex Machina, Spriggs, Arby n' Chief, and Red Vs Blue
Favorite Animal: Jawa
Favorite Song: Too many to decide
Personal Slogan: Yay food! I'm not gonna starve!
Favorite Character: Bender from Futarama
Favorite Quotes
"In the words of my idol, Darth Vader, all too easy."- Penny, The Proud Family
"I don't pay you to critisize my chiefy ways" - Master Chief, There's Something About Halo 2
"All your base are belong to us" - Cats, Zero Wing
D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling. -Animal House
"Do you think they're up to something?" "Does this job suck... mam'?" Volin and Rogir, Spriggs
"Do it, or I'm taken the falme thrower to that collection of cartoon porn you love so much." "For the thousandth time, it's not cartoon porn, it's called anime." "Call it whatever you want, it burns the same." "I hope you die in a fire Hammer." Hammer and Triple M, Spriggs
"It's been 5 years, but I fear Mr. Spriggs that we are at the end of things. Nothing to say Spriggs? None of your classic wit or insults? Very well then, as a personal favor I promise not to main you or anything lame like that if you stand perfectly still" -Willy with a rocket launcher to Spriggs who is about to escape him once again, Spriggs
"So now you're gonna come up with some wacky scheme involving high explosives, giant spinning baldes of doom, the odd violation of the laws of physics," "f laws" "several tons of express delivery packages," "hell yeah" "speaking of which, how'd you get all this crap anyway? I can't get a roll of toilet paper from HQ, and you get everything but the kitchen sink!" "No I get the kitchen sink too, I told em' it was padding for the hornet or some crap like that." -Willy and Tripple M, Spriggs
Favorite Wes Janson Quotes
"A noble of Cartann comes to you and says, 'I know we have no diplomatic relations yet, but I'm here to request asylum in the New Republic.' What do you say?"
"Is she good-looking?" ―Wedge and Wes
"That's pilot ego for you—unwilling to admit that a standard program took you out." ―Wes to Kell Tainer.
"His name is Kettch, and he's an Ewok."
"No."
"Oh yes. Determined to fight. You should hear him say 'Yub, yub.' He makes it a battle cry." ―Wes to Wedge.
"Yub, Yub, Commander!" ―Wes Janson
"Diplomacy means saying something soothing as you squeeze the trigger, right?" ―Wes Janson
"Hey, boss, do you have a speech ready?"
"No."
"So you're going to sound like a complete idiot, right?" ―Wes and Wedge
"Oh, stop worrying, Wedge. It's obvious they adore you. You could throw up all over yourself and they'd love it. By nightfall they'd all be doing it. They'd call it the 'Wedge Purge.' They'd be eating different-colored foods just to add variety." ―Wes Janson
"I am so glad the people of this planet like to wave and shake hands."
"Why is that?"
"Well, what if their usual greeting for visiting dignitaries was to throw paint?"
"Point taken." ―Wes and Wedge
"I've been had. General, I request permission to jump from an upper-story balcony, to ease my shame."
"Granted." ―Wes and Wedge
"The real sign that someone has become a fanatic is that he completely loses his sense of humor about some important facet of his life. When humor goes, it means he’s lost his perspective." ―Wes Janson
Yup, I'm pretty much your average Joe. Doing work/ school, playing video games, the works.
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