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since: 06-10-07, id: 1297860, Profile Updated: 09-09-09
Author has written 17 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Mediator, and Maximum Ride.

My name isn't really Rose, but firstly, I'm rather attached to the word in the floral sense, I identify quite well with Rosalie (except for the wanting a human life part), and also, I kind of like the name...

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1. Chicago » reviews
He seemed to reside on top of a mountain, far above us all. Esme would worry that the altitude wouldn't become him, that his young un-beating heart couldn't take the thin air. But then Bella came...and Edward fell of his mountain, back down to Earth.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 5-29-09 - Edward
2. Dirt Poor reviews
A fluffy typical-Edward moment of over-bearingness...one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-29-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
3. Late Dawnings » reviews
Life goes on for the flock in a mad mix of romantic sparring, the day-to-day violence between various species, Nudge's Spring Fashion Shows, and Max's recurring inability to stay out of denial. FAX duh . R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 6-23-08
4. Bewitched Therapy » reviews
What if Bella finally got sick of dealing with interspecies feuds, and Angela decided to take matters into her own hands? Therapy for a werewolf, vampire, and human hardly seems reasonable, but who's gonna argue with the witch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 3-7-08
5. Stuck up There reviews
If ghosts go to Shadowland, where do mediators go? And what happens when they suck CeeCee, Adam, and Kelly along with them, so they're ALL stuck up THERE together? Dead?...A pointless oneshot, to put it nicely. R&R if you feel so inclined.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-08
6. Cullen's personal Cherry Sauce » reviews
They called her Cherry. She'd been in a motorcycle accident and for some reason, Carlisle had bitten her. Then she was just there. Merged into our lives, a strange, altogether alien presence. Our sudden little sister. We were 8 plus Cherry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-22-08 - Published: 3-8-08
7. Battle Scars reviews
I had meant to ask him for a while now. What with my rather large and eventful past concerning painful and remarkably bloody injuries, I’d always had a somewhat morbid fascination with scars and such. A VERY short, random one-shot.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-24-08 - Complete
8. Of Ghosts, Mediators and Buisnesswomen » reviews
Suze is a star reporter in London, Nina Tchaikovsky a sergeant in the ASNA,Agency of Super Natural Affairs, Jesse a high paid doctor in London and now Suze's fiance, and then there's Paul...who is once again up to no good. With one major difference. R&R
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 9-27-07
9. A week off at the Cullens' » reviews
Bella has a devious idea, Edward suspects ulterior motives but stays silent for his own good, Rosalie wants to learn how to cook, Emmett remains calmly amused not, and Esme shakes her head in a scandalized sort of way. Bella's POV. New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-26-07
10. Scarlett Anniston And The Consequences That Follow reviews
Bella wasn't the only one Edward visited in her room at night, though the only whom he didn't want to scare to death, thinking he was being funny. Step into a oneshot of various POV's when he was but a mere mortal and not quite so noble.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-26-07 - Complete
11. In the Mind of the Wolverine reviews
God damn Jacob Black. He deserved being rejected. Even in his pain, even in a situation identical to mine, he didn’t felt an ounce of pity. A bitter oneshot in the view of the wronged. Last chapter of Eclipse. Leah's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-26-07 - Complete
12. Playing the Game reviews
Well, it seems like Edward and Bella have recently diverged in a new activity...Poker. A one shot going with my A Lesson in Poker and Seduction though the latter is less OCC than this oneshot in Edward's view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-26-07 - Complete
13. A Lesson in Poker and Seduction » reviews
Bella needs desperate help from Alice to get back at Edward. In the process, Poker is played, Lying is learned, People disappear, and Bella and Rosalie go against orders and...well, you'll see... update: this story is temporarily discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-26-07
14. Ten Points for Bella reviews
An overused theme and MOI, who doesn't like doing things the ordinary way. Here we have Bella and Edward, Bella pissed at being human so it's before New Moon's deal with Carlisle trying to convince Edward...the physical way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-26-07
15. And then we all went to Hell reviews
After New Moon, Bella is in the middle of the transformation, the werewolves burst in, everyone is killed...and where do they end up? A oneshot possibly a twoshot to be in Alice's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-26-07 - Complete
16. Ah, but a man never got a woman back reviews
Ron is furious, but won't give up, Hermione is in denial as usual, and Harry and Ginny...well, they're oblivious as can be on one's wedding night...a songfic in which Ron sings I'm your man by Michael Buble. Listen to the song while you read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-07 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
17. Mommy, Daddy, I'm gonna marry reviews
How do parents take the announcement of their only daughter planning to marry with 18? What does Bella Swan's wedding look like in the capable hands of Alice?. A comedic two-shot with a whole lot of sarcastic ranting. Bella's POV, then Alice's.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-7-07 - Complete
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