"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...it's...a helicopter. Darn, really had me going there. But hay, what else can I say about myself? Not much, just your average horse back ridding, bunny raising, North Texas State Fair and Rodeo Queen for 2007- college student. My stories are much more interesting. Maybe that's why I write them.

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.

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Some of my favorite quotes:

From Pirates of the Caribbean:

Jack Sparrow: Problems arose, ensued, and were overcome.

Up is down? That's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?

Will Turner: I said to myself, think like Jack.

Jack Sparrow: And this is what you've arrived at? It's like you don't know me at all, mate.

Jack Sparrow: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

And of course...

BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!

"Angles and ministers of grace, defend us." - Hamlet.

Alan Frog: We blew it man, we lost it!

Edgar Frog: Shut up!

Alan Frog: We unraveled in the face of the enemy!

Edgar Frog: It's not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us. They opened their eyes and talked!

- The Lost Boys

A King may move a man, a father may claim a son. But remember that even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say "But I was told by others to do thus" or that "Virtue was not convinient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

- King Baldwin IV, Kingdom of Heaven

Doug Madsen: You're the sheriff, why don't you go out there?
Charley: I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!

-Wild Hogs

And now some random pointelessness- because we all need just a little insanity in our lives

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet (or dead silent) room, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted on of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 of people do or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

if you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile