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I sometimes write AWESOME stories...other times, I write bad ones XD I'm not afraid to admit it. Some of my stories, esp. the old ones, are Mary Sues b/c I was just learning how to write. Others, thankfully, are awesome and great lol.
Upcoming Stories:
Healing of Mind & Body: Sequel to Torture of Mind & Body. As Ron remains a 'prisoner' in Monty's place, he starts to think about what he -should- have felt for Kim, but did not since she was a girl; love & lust. Although Monkey Fist is now offically the Monkey Master, he feels the position of power hollow. But wait, what is this? Ron is having dreams of...battling Monty using the MMP?! Is the power in Ron really gone?
(Co-writing) Adopted Beliefs: Written with Mr. Nielsen; a suicide bomber destroys the chance for Ron to have his parents but gives Monty Fiske the chance to adopt. Kim/Ron, Monty/OC.
Monkey Love III: Dangers of Reminiscing: (Read 'Her Child's Lullaby' to get this) A woman of Monty's late past comes back into his life...and the child he never knew he had wants him dead! Nukpana must protect her own while debating if her master cheated on her, if he is worth her love now.
Revised Stories:
Buying Love: Xavier goes to the market in hopes of finding a treasure. He instead finds a girl who is not only a mutant, but one in need of help. Magneto sees the new slave and wants her for himself. She must choose; Good or bad, Charles or Erik?
This is like a reminder to my very forgetful mind:
I won 3 awards for Hunchback of Notre Dame;
“Most Creative Mind Regarding Frollo”
“Most Fanfics Regarding The Hunchback of Notre Dame”
“Best OC for Frollo”
Hehe, I thank all the people who read, review and nominated my stories!
All flames given will be laughed at. I will read one or two lines and once I realize its a flame, I'll either delete it (if its from an unsigned person) or just flame back. I don't think that they're worth reading so if you flame me, I don't get a "flaming fuck". XD Lol. Go get the bug out of your ass, k?
TO THE ANON REVIEWER NAMED "KATY":
You may claim to act maturer than 13 years old, but you act like a two year old. I glanced at my reviews and you flooded my story with POINTLESS And STUPID reviews that had nothing to do with the story. This is not some "chat room", this is a site where people can write and review stories. Get that through your head. If you are not signed up, no one will "Comment" you. I am trying to be as nice as I possibly can when I say all this. So don't bother reviewing pointlessly or else you will be deleted and block, thank you.
(BTW: Most of these quotes below have videos on them which can be found on my homepage/MySpace)
Me: Sweeney Todd is the version of Romeo & Juliet Shakespeare would have wrote had he been stoned
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Friends playing "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" At home-
Me:What would a superhero say if his name was "PB Man"? (Peanut Butter Man)
Vixin: Fear the power of my gigantic nuts!
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Jackie is skipping down the hall of the church with me and Gary a few feet behind; a woman steps out of an office and into the hallway, walking behind Jackie as she skips.
Me and Gary crack up quietly and then burst out laughing: Jackie!
Jackie turns and sees the woman, who just smiles, and walks away.
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Gary points at the Church Furnance room: That's where they burn non-Christains!
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Vix, Gary, and Jackie go into a group hug and Vix grabs Gary's ass AS SOON AS GARY SAYS: Jesus loves me!
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Kara: Oh yes, with Erik and Clopin teaching my baby about daggers and nooses...he'll be the first one searched in pre-school!
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Me after getting highlights re-done: Well looks like the highlight of my day was getting my highlights done...Pun intended
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Eng. Teacher: What would you do to keep youself from being eaten if you were stranded on an island with several people?
Me: Tell them I have AIDS!
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Jackie: talking to mom I'll be in the DVD section of HEB looking at Sweeney Todd, hint hint. Yeah, the big HEB DVD section, hint hint. Okay, see you at the DVD section where Sweeney Todd is, hint hint. Hangs up
Me: You think she gets the hint that you want her to buy the movie?
Jackie: Probably not.
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Me and Jackie are walking across the street to the store near school after it ends
Me: I wonder why my mom hasn't calle- HOLY SHIT IM SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BUS!
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Gary: Are you going to eat that?
Before Vix can reply, he grabs the corn dog and deep throats it
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At New Years Eve Party
All trying to watch Hannibal
Kat eats apple with Peanut Butter
Gary: Hey Kat, give me some PB on my apple!
Daniel Jamacin accent: PB me man!
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Me hugs Daniel on the day I go fly to London & pulls out a small bag of PB, pulls away and slaps him with it
Me: I JUST PBED YOU MAN!
Daniel: Aw, man! Come on! wipes it on his shirt
An hour later, I go up to him walking to 2nd period
Me: sniffs him...You smell like PB
Daniel: I wonder why!
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Gary: Did you see that episode of Trading Spouses where Margerte or whatever went totally God Warrior on everyone?!
Jackie: I'm the God Warrior! Tears up paper from church This is Dark sided! I don't want it! I'm a warrior of God!
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Jackie steals a sign from house on street going to church
Me: What's it say?
Jackie reads it: "Do Not Block Mailbox."
Gets to church
Jackie walks around holding up sign like protest: Do not block the mailbox, yeah!
Me & Gary laugh our asses off
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Gary and Jackie are sitting at the computer on Myspace at church after service when Brother Paul (our speaker pastor guy) comes up and rubs Gary’s shoulder where a hot spot is.
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I try getting in the back of the topless/doorless Jeep where Daniel is, his dad driving down the road. I stepped into the backseat but Daniel leans on my leg, making it hard for me to move at all. His dad hits the brakes, I grab what little roof is left, trying to get to the back and, when his dad slams the brakes again, I fly into the mirror, breaking it
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Daniel lays on the backseat; Mom stops at a Stop sign
THUD!
Me and mom look at each other, then in the backseat to see Daniel on the floor of the car
Daniel: Probably not one of my best ideas.
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Daniel: Hey Lil, can you make up a poem that I can give to Peyton?
Me: Why?
Daniel: I lost a bet. If the people playing soccer lost their shoes 14 times, I’d have to make him a poem. If it was 15, then he has to make me a poem. Shoes went flying as they played in PE…14 times exactly counted!
Me goes to Peyton and hangs on him
Me: Peyton, this is from Daniel: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daniel sucks cock and so do you!
Peyton: I said a poem about me! Not how awesome we are, Daniel!
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Vix: Hey Kat, I’m gonna throw a roll of pennies at you, okay?
Kat reads her book: Sure.
Vix throws it and Kat looks up, getting hit in the forehead
Kat: WHAT THE HELL MAN?!
Vix: I warned you!
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Me: Hey Wesley, I’m starved! In 2nd period Health they were talking about food! Now I wanna go to Jack-In-The-Box
Wesley: Did you just say Jack off in a box?!
Me: face red, laughing
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Me, Vix, Hannah and Kat climb a tall deer blind; Hannah talks to her mom on the phone
Me: Whoa, we’re high…we’re floating in mid air! Looks down a good few feet
Hannah’s mom on the phone:…Is she high?
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Kat stuffs herself with chocolate
Me: CHOCOASS!
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Me and Daniel decide to mess with a jewelry person, my arm looped around his
Me: Honey, look a wedding ring!
Daniel: Ahem looks away
Me: whine But honey, you promised!
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Daniel dances in Victoria’s Secrets to music
Manager comes up to him
Manager: You could get a job here; stand in the window and dance.
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Me goes into a bride gown shop and claim to be Arabic, looking for a wedding dress for her arranged marriage
Me: My name is Shananabu and I am looking for a revealing yet modest gown that says I-am-doing-this-againest-my-will.
Spends half an hour designing the gown on a computer
Friend Madi comes in
Madi: Your father is looking for you! Come quick, or else you’ll be lashed!
We leave
5 minutes later, Daniel wearing a fake mustache comes in, white as hell, pretending to be from the Middle East
Daniel: Have you seen my daughter Shananananabu?
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Daniel and I are in Claire’s, a pink shop but we wear all black
Daniel with high gay voice: Let’s go; there’s a pair of panties at Victoria’s Secrets with my name written ALL over them!
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Me: You, my Asian Ho! Don’t talk back to your Pimpette, I have your green pink card!
Vix: Yes Pimpette.
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Maine: Ew I just had an image of you and your cousin…
Me after five minutes of being lost, finally gets it:…EW YOU SICK FREAK! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? laughing
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Gary comes over to me and shakes me half to death
Gary, deep voice: WHY SO SERIOUS?!
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Me: Kat, you notice you have not only a fetish for dog tags, soldiers or tails…but for Michaels too?
Kat: Huh?
Me: Your friend boyfriend/love is named Michael AKA Mikey (Mickey for me). Your second boyfriend is named Michael AKA…My Michael. Your current boyfriend is named Michael AKA Sasuage/Mike. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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Me: Why were you late?
Kat: Ma’s van wouldn’t start so we tried to jumpstart it with a tractor.
Me, burst out laughing: You damn redneck!
Kat: Hey, it worked! And I’m a hick!
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Me: Carmel pudding
Kat:...Okay, so I made out in it...Your point?
Me:...How much did the company sue you for poisoning their pudding?
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Kat comes in wearing a PPL1 mask
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I walk into locker room, seeing Vix changed into work out clothes.
Me: Vix, no one else is changing. Change back, we have a sub.
Leaves and hears sub say we need to change out, so I come back inside, seeing Vix dressed normally
Me: Vix, don’t change! late
Vix: WHAT THE FUCKIGN HELL MAN?! changes into work out clothes, pissed
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Danny on cell phone: You passed up mine.
Me: Did you just say ‘Your ass is mine?!’
Vix: No, he said ‘You know I’m bi!’
later
Danny on cell phone: Don’t touch my boots.
Vix: Did you just say ‘Don’t touch my boobs?!’
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Me, recording my walk to the London Bridge, turning to capture Jon on camera
Me: This is us going towards the bridge…there’s Pepe our tour guide. There’s Madi. turns, not paying attention to stairs There’s Jon, my new- AH! stumbles off the stairs, laughing, pointing camera at stairs Those are the stairs I tripped off of!
Name: Lily Rayne Sparrow
Age ??
Location: Where ever my feet are
Fav. Color: PURPLE :D
Fav. Music: Anything but guys singing country (they all sound the same)
Pairings I LOVE:
Cirque Du Freak- Crepsley/Anyone, Tall/Anyone
Xmen-Magneto/Charles, Charles/OC, Mystique/Magneto, Magneto/ OC
Yu-gi-oh- Anything with Pegasus
Fruits Basket- Hatori/OC, Hatori/Kana, Hatori/Ayame
Harry Potter- Severus Snape/OC, Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Hermione Granger (Anything with Sexy Sevy)
Law and Order SVU- George Huang/Stabler, George Huang/OC, John Munch/Fin, John Munch/OC
NCIS- Tony/Gibbs, Gibbs/OC, Ducky/OC, Ducky/Gibbs
Naruto- Kakashi/OC, Kakashi/Sasuke, Kakashi/Naruto, Kakashi/Sakura (anything with Kakashi)
The Mummy- Ardeth Bay/OC
Inuyasha- Anything with Sesshomaru
Hellsing- Alucard/OC, Walter/OC, Alucard/Walter
Van Helsing-Dracula/OC
V for Vendetta- V/OC
Phantom of the Opera- Phantom/OC
Immortal Rain- Rain./OC
FMA- Anything with Roy Mustang
Hunchback of Notre Dame- Frollo/Esmerelda, Frollo/OC, Clopin/OC
The Simpsons- Anything or anyone with Sideshow Bob
I'm very weird and proud of it. I love the rain and will dance in it, no matter how many people watch. Im interested in Egypt, Japan, Geishas, Assassins, etc. so most of my stories contain one of those lol...
I love to read books, almost any kind. School sucks but my friends are awesome. I have very strange beliefs and...ANYWAY shifty eyes
My stories are "weird" because they involved "Weird" pairings but guess what? If you have a problem, go solve it, mkay =D Yayums lol.
Oh and by the way, does anyone else realize how true this quote is? "In today's civilization, To be weird, is normal. To be normal, is weird."
Plus, if you have any questions about my OC characters in my stories, please do not insult me by yelling "Mary sue" in review. You will not like the result. If you have a concern, please email or PM me :) Okay? Thank you.
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