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since: 06-10-07, id: 1297922, Profile Updated: 11-08-09
country: United States
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Author has written 90 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Jackie Chan Adventures, Kim Possible, Van Helsing, Simpsons, The Santa Clause, Yu-Gi-Oh, Law and Order: SVU, Batman, X-Men: Evolution, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, NCIS, Phantom of the Opera, and Batman.

R.I.P Mitch, My sweet Beast

Because real life (namely my Jr yr in HS) is very busy, I will not be updating for quite some time.

Sorry.

(The Ultimate Monkey Archive) The most awesome-ness LJ community archive! All about Sexy Monkey Fist! Perfect place to find fanfics and art...

(Monkey Love III: Dangers of Reminiscing Trailer) A trailer I made about the last story of my series of Monkey Love. Feel free to look at the trailer and the stories.


I sometimes write AWESOME stories...other times, I write bad ones XD I'm not afraid to admit it. Some of my stories, esp. the old ones, are Mary Sues b/c I was just learning how to write. Others, thankfully, are awesome and great lol.

Upcoming Stories:

(Co-writing) Adopted Beliefs: Written with Mr. Nielsen; a suicide bomber destroys the chance for Ron to have his parents but gives Monty Fiske the chance to adopt. Kim/Ron, Monty/OC (On Pause; Waiting For Author)

Stony Choices: Jade's planning to go to college & start her own life. When she gets dragged into the "magic" business again, she must choose; Join the Dark Hand free from any stone or stay on the good side as a statue. Jade/Valmont. On Temp. Hiatus

(Soon To Be) Revised Stories:

Foster Freedom:
Abused, unloved & alone. Those three words were familiar to Skye. Her powers to "fly" made her an outcast. It wasnt until her Sweet Sixteen did she find out she had telepathic powers as well. Now she must attend Xaviers school.


This is like a reminder to my very forgetful mind:

I won 3 awards for Hunchback of Notre Dame;

“Most Creative Mind Regarding Frollo”

“Most Fanfics Regarding The Hunchback of Notre Dame

“Best OC for Frollo”

Hehe, I thank all the people who read, review and nominated my stories!

All flames given will be laughed at. I will read one or two lines and once I realize its a flame, I'll either delete it (if its from an unsigned person) or just flame back. I don't think that they're worth reading so if you flame me, I don't get a "flaming fuck". XD Lol. Go get the bug out of your ass, k?


(BTW: Most of these quotes below have videos on them which can be found on my homepage/MySpace)

Me: Sweeney Todd is the version of Romeo & Juliet Shakespeare would have wrote had he been stoned

1111

Jackie, Gary, & I were in the car leaving a place; Jackie was barely in the door and trying to make room for her little brother in the back when her mother started to take off. The door was open and her brother Michael still wasnt inside; it took us a moment to realize the car was moving so we, Gary, Jackie, and I were laughing. Gary leaned over & grabbed her moms shoulder saying to stop (we couldnt talk cause we were laughing) and when her mom did stop, her brother slammed into the window and fell back almost. He had been screaming "Mooom!"

1111

Jackie & I were watching Swordfish when I said: That Ginger has the same hair as Storm in X3! She looks like Halley Berry!

Jackie looks at me:...Lil, that is Halley Berry.

Me: ...Oh...

1111

Jackie: Oh yeah, seeing a building collapse is totally normal.

1111

Me, Vix, & Gary are laying on his bed with Jackie laying on the foot of the bed; Gary tells us not to kick the sleeping Jackie off the bed.

Five minutes pass when he suddenly jolts into a sitting posisiotn: Oh shit, Jac-

Jackie rolls off the bed, Vix & me who are laying down hear a thud and then Jackie say:...Ow.

1111

Friends playing "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" At home-

Me:What would a superhero say if his name was "PB Man"? (Peanut Butter Man)

Vixin: Fear the power of my gigantic nuts!

1111

Jackie is skipping down the hall of the church with me and Gary a few feet behind; a woman steps out of an office and into the hallway, walking behind Jackie as she skips.

Me and Gary crack up quietly and then burst out laughing: Jackie!

Jackie turns and sees the woman, who just smiles, and walks away.

1111

Vix, Gary, and Jackie go into a group hug and Vix grabs Gary's ass AS SOON AS GARY SAYS: Jesus loves me!

1111

Kara: Oh yes, with Erik and Clopin teaching my baby about daggers and nooses...he'll be the first one searched in pre-school!

1111

Me after getting highlights re-done: Well looks like the highlight of my day was getting my highlights done...Pun intended

1111

Jackie: talking to mom I'll be in the DVD section of HEB looking at Sweeney Todd, hint hint. Yeah, the big HEB DVD section, hint hint. Okay, see you at the DVD section where Sweeney Todd is, hint hint. Hangs up

Me: You think she gets the hint that you want her to buy the movie?

Jackie: Probably not.

1111

Me and Jackie are walking across the street to the store near school after it ends

Me: I wonder why my mom hasn't calle- HOLY SHIT IM SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BUS!

1111

At New Years Eve Party

All trying to watch Hannibal

Kat eats apple with Peanut Butter

Gary: Hey Kat, give me some PB on my apple!

Daniel Jamacin accent: PB me man!

111

Me hugs Daniel on the day I go fly to London & pulls out a small bag of PB, pulls away and slaps him with it

Me: I JUST PBED YOU MAN!

Daniel: Aw, man! Come on! wipes it on his shirt

An hour later, I go up to him walking to 2nd period

Me: sniffs him...You smell like PB

Daniel: I wonder why!

111

Jackie steals a sign from house on street going to church

Me: What's it say?

Jackie reads it: "Do Not Block Mailbox."

Gets to church

Jackie walks around holding up sign like protest: Do not block the mailbox, yeah!

Me & Gary laugh our asses off

111

I try getting in the back of the topless/doorless Jeep where Daniel is, his dad driving down the road. I stepped into the backseat but Daniel leans on my leg, making it hard for me to move at all. His dad hits the brakes, I grab what little roof is left, trying to get to the back and, when his dad slams the brakes again, I fly into the mirror, breaking it

111

Daniel lays on the backseat; Mom stops at a Stop sign

THUD!

Me and mom look at each other, then in the backseat to see Daniel on the floor of the car

Daniel: Probably not one of my best ideas.

111

Daniel: Hey Lil, can you make up a poem that I can give to Peyton?

Me: Why?

Daniel: I lost a bet. If the people playing soccer lost their shoes 14 times, I’d have to make him a poem. If it was 15, then he has to make me a poem. Shoes went flying as they played in PE…14 times exactly counted!

Me goes to Peyton and hangs on him

Me: Peyton, this is from Daniel; Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daniel sucks cock and so do you!

Peyton: I said a poem about me! Not how awesome we are, Daniel!

111

Vix: Hey Kat, I’m gonna throw a roll of pennies at you, okay?

Kat reads her book: Sure.
Vix throws it and Kat looks up, getting hit in the forehead

Kat: WHAT THE HELL MAN?!

Vix: I warned you!

111

Me, Vix, Hannah and Kat climb a tall deer blind; Hannah talks to her mom on the phone

Me: Whoa, we’re high…we’re floating in mid air! Looks down a good few feet

Hannah’s mom on the phone:…Is she high?

111

Kat stuffs herself with chocolate

Me: CHOCOASS!

111

Me and Daniel decide to mess with a jewelry person, my arm looped around his

Me: Honey, look a wedding ring!

Daniel: Ahem looks away

Me: whine But honey, you promised!

111

Daniel dances in Victoria’s Secrets to music

Manager comes up to him

Manager: You could get a job here; stand in the window and dance.

111

Me goes into a bride gown shop and claim to be Arabic, looking for a wedding dress for her arranged marriage

Me: My name is Shananabu and I am looking for a revealing yet modest gown that says I-am-doing-this-againest-my-will.

Spends half an hour designing the gown on a computer

Friend Madi comes in

Madi: Your father is looking for you! Come quick, or else you’ll be lashed!

We leave

5 minutes later, Daniel wearing a fake mustache comes in, white as hell, pretending to be from the Middle East

Daniel: Have you seen my daughter Shananananabu?

111

Daniel and I are in Claire’s, a pink shop but we wear all black

Daniel with high gay voice: Let’s go; there’s a pair of panties at Victoria’s Secrets with my name written ALL over them!

1111

Me: You, my Asian Ho! Don’t talk back to your Pimpette, I have your green pink card!

Vix: Yes Pimpette.

111

Maine: Ew I just had an image of you and your cousin…

Me after five minutes of being lost, finally gets it:…EW YOU SICK FREAK! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? laughing

111

Me: Kat, you notice you have not only a fetish for dog tags, soldiers or tails…but for Michaels too?

Kat: Huh?

Me: Your friend boyfriend/love is named Michael AKA Mikey (Mickey for me). Your second boyfriend is named Michael AKA…My Michael. Your current boyfriend is named Michael AKA Sasuage/Mike. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

(Five minutes later)

Me:...Mike's dad is named Michael, my pastor is named Michael...the guy I befriended in London is named Jon Michael, Jackie's brother is named Michael, Jackie's mom's ex is named Michael...WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL THESE MICHAELS?! AHHH!!

111

Me: Why were you late?

Kat: Ma’s van wouldn’t start so we tried to jumpstart it with a tractor.

Me, burst out laughing: You damn redneck!

Kat: Hey, it worked! And I’m a hick!

1111

Me: Carmel pudding

Kat:...Okay, so I made out in it...Your point?

Me:...How much did the company sue you for poisoning their pudding?

111

Kat comes to school wearing a PPL1 mask (purple pineapple mask)

111

I walk into locker room, seeing Vix changed into work out clothes.

Me: Vix, no one else is changing. Change back, we have a sub.

Leaves and hears sub say we need to change out, so I come back inside, seeing Vix dressed normally

Me: Vix, don’t change! late

Vix: WHAT THE FUCKIGN HELL MAN?! changes into work out clothes, pissed

111

Danny on cell phone: You passed up mine.

Me: Did you just say ‘Your ass is mine?!’

Vix: No, he said ‘You know I’m bi!’

later

Danny on cell phone: Don’t touch my boots.

Vix: Did you just say ‘Don’t touch my boobs?!’

111

Me, recording my walk to the London Bridge, turning to capture Jon on camera

Me: This is us going towards the bridge…there’s Pepe our tour guide. There’s Madi. turns, not paying attention to stairs There’s Jon, my new- AH! stumbles off the stairs, laughing, pointing camera at stairs Those are the stairs I tripped off of!


My stories are "weird" because they involved "Weird" pairings but guess what? If you have a problem, go solve it, mkay =D lol.

Plus, if you have any questions about my OC characters in my stories, please do not insult me by yelling "Mary sue" in review. You will not like the result. If you have a concern, please email or PM me :) Okay? Thank you.

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1. A Deleted Jack Frost Scene reviews
For all the Jack lovers, heres a scene that was deleted involving a girl never seen on the movies; she finds out Jack is the one messing things up and things get...heated.
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-8-09 - Complete
2. Riddle Me This, Puzzle Me That » reviews
Every time he was close to beating the Batman, the hero would win from luck like some comic book character! This time Riddler decided to get his hands dirty & send a message; He will win no matter what the price. Or at least...that was what he hoped.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,132 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 4-17-09 - The Riddler
3. Different Paths, Different People » reviews
Samantha Ivy leaves her fallen family simply because her tongue slipped. While she travels with Mr. Crepsley as his assistant, trapped within the body too young for her mature mind, she unexpectedly teaches the vampire several new emotions; one is love.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 44,595 - Reviews: 183 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 4-7-08
4. Monkey Love III: Dangers of Reminiscing » reviews
A woman of Monty's late past comes back into his life...and the child he never knew he had wants him dead! Nukpana must protect her own while debating if her masters worth her love. Also, a man from her own village comes, adding to the mess...R&R
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,392 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-22-09 - Published: 10-19-08 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist & Ron S.
5. Healing of Mind & Body » reviews
Sequel. After all these failed attempts to gain MMP back, has Monkey Fist really stolen them for a night of pleasure? In the bed hes tied to, Ron dreams that he & Monty fight using the powers that shouldnt be within him anymore. Better summary inside.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,452 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 4-23-09 - Published: 7-12-08 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist & Ron S. - Complete
6. Kidnap » reviews
Bart lives alone. He lives on whiskey & vodka to drown his pain of loneliness. One day he runs into Sideshow Bob & accidently ruins his plan to kill Krusty. Still, after so many years he is able to. So Bob kidnaps him. Are these feelings love? Or lust?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 42,704 - Reviews: 220 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 5-17-08 - Complete
7. Studying the Sleeping Master reviews
On a dead night, Nukpana walks in to see her master asleep. The fifteen year old studies him, really looks over him...and comes to realize she truly does love him. Set during Monkey Love: The Beginning
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-19-09 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
8. A Primate's Party reviews
On Monkey Fist's birthday, everyone, both villains & heroes alike, decide to throw a surprise party. Things get wild when they play TDoD, Truth Dare or Drink. What's worse is that it's recorded! Relive that night with Monty as he watches! For MFAD!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-09 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist & Kim P. - Complete
9. Happy Birthday My Sweet Dancer reviews
Dedicated to my sweet grandma twin Kara. What can an orphan at the theatre get for her birthday from our number one Phantom?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-10-09 - Erik - Complete
10. Love & Life Is Never Simple » reviews
Sequel. After the scare of Mikira, Kim must fight for her life & her love for Shego. Mercy must protect her family & herself from the mob while trying to be with Fist. And Ron...lets just say things arent what they always seem to be. Better summary inside
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,721 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 11-4-07 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete
11. A Rose By Any Other Beauty » reviews
An ugly girl named Rose is a servant who listens when others speak at Palace of Justice, finding out stuff. She takes a bet at a pub to find the CoM. When she gets caught, she realizes gypsies arent as bad as one may think. WAY better summary inside.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,904 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 1-8-09 - Published: 3-3-08 - Complete
12. Rubber & Glue reviews
Rogue thinks about insults from her youth as well as now, when mutants are revealed.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-09 - Rogue & Shadowcat - Complete
13. A Pink Ornament With Eyes reviews
Rufus wakes up on Christmas day in his little pine tree house to hear his owner...have a guest over. One-shot.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-18-08 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist & Ron S. - Complete
14. Buying Love » reviews
Xavier roams a market in hopes of finding a treasure. Instead, he buys a girl & realizes not only is she a mutant, but one in need of help. Magneto too sees this & hopes to take her for himself. She has to choice good or bad, Charles or Erik. Revised!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,030 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 8-2-07 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete
15. Monkey Love II: New Life » reviews
Two years pass. Kim & Ron's relationship is going so well that they speak of marriage. Of course, it goes to hell when they find Nukpana, injured and pregnant! Monkey Fist disappeared months ago, forcing them to find him. Better summary inside! REVISED
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 46,166 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 10-2-08 - Published: 4-19-08 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist & Ron S. - Complete
16. Persistent Justice for an ExClown » reviews
Sideshow Bob finally kills Bart Simpson. 18 yr old Lisa seems to be the only one of Springfield who believes Bob's innocent pleas. She tries to help find the real killer for real justice & get Bob out. Should she like the ex-clown so much? LisaXBob
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,001 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-2-08 - Published: 8-20-08 - Complete
17. Hana's Home » reviews
On her 17th birthday, Hana Stoppable gets a call from a familiar man she once knew. He tells her to join him or her adopted brother Ron will be left alone with monkeys & apes. Who could it be? Monkey Fist! He's back, he's pissed, & he needs her skills!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-9-08 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist & Hana Stoppable - Complete
18. How Does Kim Know? reviews
Songfic of Kim wondering why Monty has been avoiding her lately.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-25-08 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist & Kim P. - Complete
19. Vengeful Love » reviews
A girl who works for the Dark Hand hopes to avenge her sister. She's told to work with Chan & tell Big V where the talismens are. Jackie falls for her while she falls for Valmont, the man who killed her sister. WAY better summary inside.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,550 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 8-12-07 - Valmont
20. The Kiss Destroys the Mind reviews
Kim searches for her outfit while thinking of her busy life; when she grabs her bag, the alarm clock falls and a song plays. This song just so happens to describe her secret relationship...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-1-08 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist & Kim P. - Complete
21. A Frosty Summer » reviews
The Summer Spirit comes back to the Counsel after several years of banishment. Why? She fell for Jack Frost & 2 opposite seasons cant be together can they? Now shes trying to resist him as he realizes hes starting to fall for her. Better summary inside
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 1-4-08 - Complete
22. When It Was Yori reviews
Yori waits for Ron to meet her in Middleton to discuss Monkey Fist's plans. As she waits, she hears an American song that seems to mirror her thoughts...very painful thoughts. Monkey Fist/Kim/Yori.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-11-08 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist & Yori - Complete
23. Missing Monty reviews
After seeing Monkey Fist be turned into stone, she goes into a deep depression. One thing that fuels her to visiting his grave again; Love. Songfic.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-11-08 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
24. Stony Choices » reviews
Jade's planning to go to college & start her own life. When she gets dragged into the "magic" business again, she must choose; Join the Dark Hand free from any stone or stay on the good side as a statue. Jade/Valmont. On Temp. Hiatus
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 6-2-08 - Valmont & Jade C.
25. Her Childs Lullaby reviews
Tricked by a monkey man into giving up a powerful stone & her virtue, she waits for her love to come back. Nine months & a child later, it's clear that Monty Fiske will never come back. So she sings her son a lullaby...of revenge.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-7-08 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
26. Gossiping Villains reviews
Set during Monkey Love 1 & 2. What exactly was thought of this mysterious monkey couple? Forget about what the good guys thought, what did their fellow villains think about them? After all, they stayed hidden pretty well...One-shot.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-08 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
27. Artistic Touch » reviews
This story has been adopted by Elenafromthewoods. Check out her profile to find the continued story. Important Author's Note at the end.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,346 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 6-6-08 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete
28. Oh Gibbs, Cry Me a River reviews
Imagine: Ziva in a bar after a case, drowning her sorrows. Just as she thinks about her silent relationship with Gibbs, Cry Me a River by Julie London plays; that's torture.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-3-08 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
29. Something Freakish This Way Comes reviews
A mutant teenager knows their not normal; does this mean they must get used to being called a freak? Let's see what Rogue thinks. When she gets into a fight with a 'normal' girl who makes her really think, she starts to wonder. Better than sounds.No Flame
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-29-08 - Rogue - Complete
30. Ashes to Ashes » reviews
Orphan Ashley loves to dance. This got her into trouble for many different reasons, some unknown to her until she meets Mr. Tall. With a horrid past, she's "thrown" into the man who is her future. Better summary inside. R&R Pairings: HTXOC, DSXLC maybe
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,894 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-17-08 - Published: 3-24-08 - Complete
31. Cruel Christmas » reviews
17 yr old Jade gets kidnapped by the Dark Hand. She can get her freedom if they get the talismans, but Black refuses it. Thinking that shes uncared for, she remains depressed in the care of villains. Can Valmont save her? JadeValmont.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,581 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 5-17-08 - Published: 12-24-07 - Valmont & Jade C. - Complete
32. Teaching A New Boy Old Lessons reviews
What if Sideshow Bob became Principal of Springfield High School? What would he do when he found out 15 yr old Bart is in trouble AGAIN? A little old school is in order; Spanking. R&R M/M Yaoi. ONE SHOT
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-16-08 - Complete
33. Evanna's Dream reviews
Why does Evanna wish to ride a dragon? My thoughts on it...R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-15-08 - Complete
34. Mary Slew » reviews
What if a Mary Sue character comes into the book of CDF and tries to make everything go "right"? While every guy falls for her and her huge balloon like breasts, she tries to "save" everyone. Humor and stupidity!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 5-11-08
35. A Damned Saint, An Honorable Villain reviews
Sequel to "Her Reaction". Quotes of Romeo and Juliet played through Jean's life. R&R
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete
36. Her Reaction reviews
Jean Grey's reaction to Romeo and Juliet during Xavier's class. Could be thought of as romantic or father daughter relationship. Better than sounds. R&R
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-5-08 - Complete
37. Darren And Debbie By Desmond Tiny reviews
Angsty oneshot of Debbie's thoughts of Darren's death. She compares it with Romeo and Juliet. Better than it sounds. R&R.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-2-08 - Complete
38. Harkat Sees Kurda reviews
This is for Colone...Really short one-shot that I made up on the spot. I hope it's good
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-08 - Complete
39. An Ice Heart Melts With Warmth » reviews
Teenage Bart is being stalked by Sideshow Bob...again. When Springfield High School goes on a ski trip, Bob sneaks into Bart's cabin in hopes of killing. Who knew a simple act of Mother Nature would trap them, forcing them to help one another to survive?
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,149 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 12-19-07 - Complete
40. Mr Talls Teeth reviews
Why is Mr. Talls teeth so...blah? Dark teeth, bright tongue...Let's see Darren's and Evra's thoughts, eh? Short one shot, humorous.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-08 - Complete
41. Love Without Prejudice REVISED » reviews
During their 4th year, Severus and Lily confess their love. As the months pass of being a couple, James keeps trying to break them up by any means. Will they change the prejudice idea of a Gry & Sly be together? Story from 4th yr to adulthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 7-30-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
42. Aqua Comes Back » reviews
Sequel. Hilary comes back. Her appearance & beliefs have altered. Where did she stay all that time? Logan debates love for her or Jean. Is Hilary still loyal? Or has she switched sides like her mother? With Magneto? Or still with Xavier? Takes place X3.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 2-23-08 - Wolverine
43. Turn of Mind reviews
One shot of how ten year old Bart nearly dies for real at the hands of Sideshow Bob. The older man realizes something though. Will Bart live? And what does Bart think at night when hes threatened? No slash but can be implied. Hurt/suspenseful/comfort.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-20-08 - Complete
44. Hope From A Student reviews
One shot deep thought. Two students in class who act like Xavier & Magneto pass notes during a test. The Professor picks it up & reads the girl who believes in what Erik believes reply to a question. It gives him hope...R&R Very thought provoking.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-6-08 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete
45. MSN Messenger, Horror Movies & Cirque, Oh My! reviews
Really random one shot of two girls having the wits scared out of them by their fav. "characters"
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-4-08 - Complete
46. Cirque Du Freak Location reviews
Weird shit happened with me a few days ago in my woods when it stormed. Texas weather; one minute its hot, next its hailing XD I was trying to figure out where this story took place & maybe someone was messing with me or maybe...well, just read.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-4-08 - Complete
47. Crepsleys Love is Poison reviews
Songfic. Darren hears a dance song playing on his portable radio...he is watched as he dances and thinks of the past. R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-3-08 - Complete
48. Fay Tee reviews
How did Mr. Tiny ever get that heart watch? What ever happened to Fate? Well...this is an interesting amusing muse I wrote. XD R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-30-08 - Complete
49. Mistakes of Destiny reviews
One-shot of how a person unplanned can destroy Destiny's plans.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-08 - Complete
50. Why is MrTiny So Cold? reviews
This is just my opinion of why Mr. Tiny laughs at a volcano killing people. It might make sense to you too.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-08 - Complete
51. Larten's Last Breath reviews
Songfic of Crepsley...More details inside...Really sad stuff. DarrenXLarten
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-27-08 - Complete
52. Useless Brat reviews
A short one-shot of how Darren thinks about Crepsley. About his secret feelings and such. R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-24-08 - Complete
53. Monkey Love: The Beginning » reviews
MFOC,KiRo. A 13 yr old girl tries to steal from Monty Fiske. After finding out why shes an orphan, he takes her in. As time goes by, he teaches her many things. One day, he tells her to become KPs friend. Will she see right from wrong? Better summary insi
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 58,475 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 10-6-07 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist & Ron S. - Complete
54. Can Anybody Hear Rogue? reviews
Song fic; Rogue thinks about the path taken and not taken.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-6-08 - Rogue & Cyclops - Complete
55. Secrets Can Kill » reviews
A story I wrote for my friend; Lily Holloway becomes the sidekick of Batman. She falls for Joker, etc. This was mostly for my friend but, if I do say so myself, it's good lol. You no like, you no read. OC is intentional Mary-Sue so bugger off.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 3-2-08 - The Joker - Complete
56. Creator of Cards, Master of Flowers » reviews
A desperate young Pegasus searches Egypt for a way to being his love back. He meets someone there, buying her life instead of letting her die. This is mostly for my friends, so the OC is a Mary-sue. If you dont like it, Dont read it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 1-20-08 - Pegasus C.
57. Bleed For Me Monty reviews
After Graduation, Ron wonders if he really loves Kim. He thinks about Monkey Fist as he roams the city. When he plays "Bleed For Me" from a random shuffle...memories go by. Random song fic, mostly Ron.Monty
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-08 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist & Ron S. - Complete
58. What If » reviews
What if Arthur Black never took his daughter to the CoM? What if Lavender was taken to the PoJ to live there? Would she fall in love with Frollo? Or will her attention stray to a gypsy King? Related to Outsiders Power. Mostly about Frollo
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,640 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 8-11-07 - Complete
59. Redemption For Love & Life REVISED » reviews
Snape buys a slave from Hogsmeade.While she attends classes, she faces love problems with Harry Potter!As the seasons blend together, she finds herself in love with Snape though.This slave hears a voice & happens to be a great threat against Voldemort.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,025 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 7-9-07 - Severus S. & OC - Complete
60. Silent Angel reviews
This is a short poem I entered into a contest & won. Olivia acts strong but even she loses it now and again. R&R
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-08 - Complete
61. This is Our Farewell Severus reviews
Redemption for Love & Life Songfic. Sad song about Jade & Snape how they might have to say goodbye...Read the Redemption fanfic to understand!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-7-08 - Severus S. - Complete
62. Torture of the Mind & Body » reviews
Monkey Fist & Ron. Finding out his sexual interest is something else, Ron gets kicked out on his 18th birthday. This happens to be the day that Monkey Fist kidnaps him, hoping to get the powers back. This is when love blossoms!Oneshot in 2 OR 3 chapters
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 12-29-07 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist & Ron S. - Complete
63. Foster Freedom » reviews
Abused, unloved & alone. Those three words were familiar to Skye. Her powers to "fly" made her an outcast. It wasnt until her Sweet Sixteen did she find out she had telepathic powers as well. Now she must attend Xaviers school. Temp. Pause.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,063 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-25-07 - Published: 8-12-07 - Magneto & Pyro
64. Xavier's Christmas Gift reviews
Short oneshot. Xavier's gift to the world was one thing he knew he'd never get a thanks from. And yet...he didn't mind.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-24-07 - Xavier, C. - Complete
65. Such An Odd Child » reviews
During a feast of the village, a woman begs Dracula to raise her child. Out of curiosity, he takes the girl. As she grows, she falls for Dracula. Ignorant to her feelings, he orders her to spy on VH & be his friend. Better Summary inside.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,650 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 9-9-07 - Complete
66. Wet Dreams Are Still Dreams reviews
Short lemon. Severus has sex :O GASP! XD Just random stuff. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-12-07 - Severus S. - Complete
67. Heart of Stone reviews
Why did Monty Fiske want to become Monkey Fist? What if he found love? Would he choose power over it? What were his last thoughts as he turned to stone? Oneshot sad yet deep. Review please.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-2-07 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
68. Sisters Fighting For Revenge & Love » reviews
Two slave traders kidnap two orphaned sisters & mistake the catacombs of the Court of Miracles as a refuge. One of the two sisters wants revenge for her family by killing the King of Gypsies while the other is madly in love with him. Full Summary inside.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 8-10-07
69. A Confusing Evil Love Triangle » reviews
Kigo.RSKP.MFOC.While Ron tries to show his love to Kim, Shego steals her heart. While Kim battles her feelings, an old friend reappears after several years. The friend with a dark cloud over her head goes to missions with them, meeting Monkey Fist. R&R.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,905 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 11-2-07 - Published: 8-21-07 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete
70. Memories of Pain, Promises of Love » reviews
During Occlumency lessons, Snape sees memories of onesided love, friendship, and...abuse? While Harry learns to trust Snape, they hide their lessons from Umbridge and find themselves in an emotional mess. Better summary inside. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,308 - Reviews: 255 - Updated: 9-3-07 - Published: 7-23-07 - Severus S. & Harry P.
71. Timeless Love » reviews
A girl goes to Paris in 2009. This HoND obsessed fan finds the Court of Miracles. How? Somehow she went back in time. She must try to find a way back or be trapped. Then again, with Clopin & Frollo, who would WANT to go back? Better summary inside. R&R
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,431 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 7-26-07 - Complete
72. Silent Torture of Love » reviews
Harry is abused. Dumbledore finds out. He tells Snape to take Potter to his house for the summer. They secretly love each other but refuse to say it aloud. Set after 5th year. Better Full summary inside. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,693 - Reviews: 298 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 7-2-07 - Severus S. & Harry P.
73. Three Years Later » reviews
Sequel to Outsiders Power. Lavenders third try at a child is rewarded. Kara & Clopin have a child as well. Because of an old enemy, Lav must give her child to Kara to raise. She'll have to choose between her husband or only child.WAY better summary inside
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,411 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 8-11-07 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete
74. Escape reviews
She was a normal teenager with stuck up parents who cared only of bloodlines and money. After being promised to an awful judge, she runs. Her only hope to escape her future is to become Gypsy Queen...wink wink...R&R
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-30-07
75. Claws & Water Don't Mix » reviews
17 Yr old Hilary who controls water runs to the Mutant school.She leads a normal life there until Logan comes back.Hil loves him but he loves Jean.When she gets to know him, can this water spirit rust the clawed animal?I DONT OWN XMEN!OC isn't a Marysue
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 6-17-07 - Wolverine & Jean G. - Complete
76. Those That Have Been Lost reviews
Severus ponders over his relationship with Lily Evans. Cute sad memories of their love. It's better than the summary makes it to be...R&R Please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-25-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
77. An Outsider's Power » reviews
ClopinOCFrollo. A 10 yr old orphan is taken to the CoM & is forced to be raised by the King. As she grows, she falls in love with him. One FoFs, she dances in front of Frollo & learns her parents promised her to him. She must choose Frollo or Clopin?
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,685 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 7-24-07 - Published: 7-14-07 - Complete
78. Waiting reviews
A few memories of Charles and Magneto. It's basically a romantic sad drabble or whatever. Review please!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-23-07 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
79. Last Thoughts About Him reviews
SPOILERS FOR THE SEVENTH BOOK! Summary is inside. Review if you read please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-22-07 - Severus S. - Complete
80. Logan Ain't A Quitter reviews
Jean hears a country song and smiles, noticing how much it sounds like Logan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-07 - Wolverine & Jean G. - Complete
81. A Final Goodbye reviews
White hot rage, cold hearted grief, and blood stopping fear pulsed through his veins as he let out another howl imitation. He felt angry at Sirius for leaving so soon, he felt weak and vulnerable, and worse of all he felt alone!Really sad oneshot. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-11-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
82. Severus, You've Got To Talk To Me! reviews
Songfic. Disclaimer: Dont own people or song. Events leading to the big Battle of Voldemort's death and all. Harry feels alone and rejected by Snape simply because he can't talk about the Death Eater torture he's seen. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-11-07 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
83. Can Spring Melt His Cold Heart? » reviews
A girl is transferred to Hogwarts.Malfoy takes an interest in her,making the Wealseys, who she lives with, watch them both.She rejects him until Xmas where she nearly dies and is saved.R&R Better summary inside! DracoOCGeorge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 7-2-07 - Draco M. & George W.
84. Severus is My Immortal reviews
Song fic oneshot. Scenes and memories of Snarry moments. Really sad if you read and listen to the song at the same time. R & R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-7-07 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
85. Curses are chains, Love is the key reviews
Yuki & Kyo are fighting their feelings to one another.Tohrus cousin lives with them for a bit.She works wh Hatori & falls for him.When she finds out about the curse shes determined to break it.But Akito is willing to do anything to stop it.Summary inside.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-7-07 - Yuki S. & Kyou S.
86. Severus's Dreams Revealed reviews
Oneshot. In the first book and movie, we find out Harry sees his parents in The Mirror of Erised while Dumbledore sees socks. What does Snape wish for? What does his heart truly desire? Disclaimer:Dont own them. Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-6-07 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
87. What Hurts Harry The Most reviews
Harry ponders over his love after the 6th year...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-5-07 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
88. When You're Gone Severus reviews
Songfic. Song fic to how Harry misses his love, Severus after the 6th yr. Some memories are from 2nd,3rd,& 4th yr. Most are how Harry feels about his loved one killing and leaving. Spoilers for 6th. Disclaimer:I dont own them. Review please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-4-07 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
89. Raven's Hatred reviews
Raven searches for Magneto for revenge. When she finds him, however, she finds out secrets.Tired out idea, I know, but if you have a problem, go solve it. R&R Oneshot.I DONT OWN XMEN...I wish I did, woo!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-07 - Magneto & Mystique - Complete
90. Remember reviews
A girl joins Xavier but somehow ends up at Magnetos frozen hideout.She doesnt remember a thing before,meaning she doesn't know Xavier.Forced to fight the Xmen,she must remember to free herself & save them.I DONT OWN XMEN.OC not a Marysue
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-16-07 - Magneto & Xavier, C.
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