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Author has written 38 stories for Supernatural, Quantum Leap, Wings, Smallville, X-Files, Everwood, Angel, Passions, British Comedy, Die Hard, Misc. Tv Shows, One Tree Hill, Munsters, and Ocean's 11.
My name is Jamie.
My other pen name is DeanFan.
Favorite Shows: Supernatural, Titus, The Big Bang Theory, Smallville, One Tree Hill, Buffy, Angel, Friends, Quantum Leap, The Munsters, I Love Lucy, Wings, Two and a Half Men, Vampire Diaries, The new Melrose Place, Friday Night Lights, Spin City, In the Heat of the Night, That 70's Show, Bewitched, Gossip Girl, Life Unexpected
Favorite Movies: Arsenic and Old Lace, Pineapple Express, Bye Bye Love, My Bloody Valentine, Ten Inch Hero, Bewitched, Monkey Business(the one with Cary Grant), Shadow of a Doubt (Joseph Cotton), Most old black and white movies, The Cowboy Way, Back to the Future, Lonestar State of MInd, Eurotrip. Yes Man
Favorite Actors: Cary Grant, Jensen Ackles, Ray Liotta, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston
Favorite Comedian: Christopher Titus (His comedy is about real life)
Singers that I have met: Taylor Swift, Clint Black, Jack Ingram, Sammy Kershaw, Keith Anderson, Lonestar.
Singers that I have seen in concert: Gary Allan, Jack Ingram, Sammy Kershaw, Keith Anderson, Lonestar, Taylor Swift, Mark Wills..
Autographs From: Taylor Swift, Clint Black, Jack Ingram, Sammy Kershaw, Montomgery Gentry
: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house / Not a creature was stirring, except the psycho bitch on the couch. / I looked pleadingly to my girl, her face fury red / While visions of me and the Doublemint twins danced in her head. / With bile in my throat and no help in sight, I puy on a smile and my sphincter got tight. / "This is Rudolph," I thought, and turned to argue my case, / but I must've had a "what's your problem, bitch" look, 'cause she punched me in the face. / I picked up her 300 Pradas, the left and right shoe, / and into the street, both shoes I threw. / Out the front door she went, in hot pursuit, / Yeah, this girl would chase a designer label like a fat guy after a Valor jogging suit. / In fear for my life, I locked up the place, / I turned my attention to Rudolph and wished I had mace. / When all of the sudden, there arose such a clatter... / I sprang from my couch to see what was the matter. / I grabbed the chord and opened the blinds... and there was Noelle, quite out of her mind. / My heart stopped, frozen with fear / as she tapped on the glass with a vodka bottle... filled just 'bout to here. / I knew the window couldn't much take it, / and she was screaming "Unlock it, you bastard, or I swear I'll break it!" / I couldn't let her do that, it was a rented place, / so I opened the door... and she punched me in the face! / So summoning my manhood, from bottom to top... / I screamed like a little girl, "I'm calling the cops!" / I just finished dialing and she was standing right there / wearing pearls and those pradas, but otherwise bare. / She spoke not a word, but went straight to a work / reeling me in with that "you're my big daddy" smirk. / I heard her exclaim as she turned out the light... / "You know this is your fault. I love you too much to fight."
: I was raised by Ken Titus. I can see BS through eight miles of led enforced concrete through a blizzard and... hey, where are you going?
: Dave once got so high, he actually remembered being born!
: Dad is a new person. A person who has learned that forgiveness is better then revenge. Next year, we'll teach him that heart attacks are not like women. You just can't keep having them!
: Oh, great. How much is this going to cost me?
: Dad, are you speaking or are your gonads?
Ken is about to pick up a hitchhiker
: Everyone should think for themselves. I learned that in a book I bought called 'Everyone Should Think For Themselves'.
: Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. This can escalate into a war that can kill millions. Normal people settle disputes over cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.
: I gave my father a heart attack. It was a practical joke. Come on, you push a guy's face in a cake he's got to clean it off. You hit a guy with a water balloon, he's got to dry off. Guy's in the hospital, you get his testicles shaved, he scratches and bleeds for a week... it's funny... you're not supposed to have a heart attack, it kills the joke.
: My dad's all I've ever had. When I was 3 and 4, my mom used to take me to bars. I understand why now - babysitters cost beer, beer and-a-half an hour.
: Jesus was laughing when I went into the light!
: My dad's third heart attack, he'd gotten so good at them, he decided to drive himself to the hospital because 'They won't let me smoke in the ambulance!' and 'You can't make a burger run.'
: You said that I was the worst possible result of an orgasm!
: Do you remember me, Mrs. Titus?
on an island resort, Ken wins in blackjack
: For 15 years, I have chosen not to drink. Because I'm not good at it. I know it. Erin knows it. The fire department that had to put me out knows it.
: Many massacres have happened when people yell "surprise"! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party.
: flashback You're not leaving with my 8 track!
: According to the Los Angeles Times, 63 of families in America are now considered dysfunctional. That means that I'm in the majority. It's the people with the mom, dad, brother, sister, white picket fence, those people are the freaks!
: There's one in every family. When the police calls in the middle of the night and says "We've got a family members of yours under arrest" and you know directly who it is. In my family we have seven of those... And they are all my Mom!
: After all, once you've driven your drunk father to your mom's parole hearing, what else is there?
: Dad, you're safe here, you're among friends, okay? I just want you to know that I give you my - my love and my forgiveness.
: Growing up, road trips with Dad were something I hated. Sitting still for hours, singing that stupid song, "100 bottles of beer on the wall. 100 bottles of beer..." Dad, you know, keeping up with the song.
: I nailed your sister!
Bunny Man Bridge Dean/Sam/Katie
Gang Lights Dean/Katie/Sam
Never Ending Road Sam/Jane/Isobelle/Dean/Katie/Megan
Together Again Sam/Jane/Dean/Katie/Megan/Ethan
That's Love Megan/Dean/Katie/Sam
Better Life Ethan/Sam/Sarah/Olivia/Dean/Katie
I Just Got Back From Hell
The Truth Is Out There
Sequal: He Leaps Again.
Back In Time/Munsters
Promise Broken/Don't Be Stupid, You Know I Love You Dean/Chloe
Stories about the Boys & John
Two Winchester's Plus Dawn- I'll try to update it whenever I have spare time which is rare these days
Night of the Hunter
Old Friends & New Friends
Tough All Over- I'll try to update it whenever I can.
I'm Doing My Best -Don't think I will ever finish this story. My muse has left the building for it.
Two Of A Kind
My All Jason/Chloe
Life Ain't Always Beautiful Jason
The boys long lost cousin visits
Right Where I Need To Be
One Tree Hill
The Secret-Long Hiatus. Don't think I will ever finish it.
Thanks to everyone that reviews my stories!
I've been going by DeanFan to connect with everyone. I hardly use this account except to update my stories on it. I have not forgotten to update the stories on this account. I just go by how much reviews I get to be updating sooner. Right now I've been getting a lot of reviews on my DeanFan account so I work on my stories on that account more. I also review stories on my DeanFan account. Hope you all understand.
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