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Author has written 38 stories for Supernatural, Quantum Leap, Wings, Smallville, X-Files, Everwood, Angel, Passions, British Comedy, Die Hard, Misc. Tv Shows, One Tree Hill, Munsters, and Ocean's 11. My name is Jamie. My other pen name is DeanFan. Favorite Shows: Supernatural, Titus, The Big Bang Theory, Smallville, One Tree Hill, Buffy, Angel, Friends, Quantum Leap, The Munsters, I Love Lucy, Wings, Two and a Half Men, Vampire Diaries, The new Melrose Place, Friday Night Lights, Spin City, In the Heat of the Night, That 70's Show, Bewitched, Gossip Girl, Life Unexpected Favorite Movies: Arsenic and Old Lace, Pineapple Express, Bye Bye Love, My Bloody Valentine, Ten Inch Hero, Bewitched, Monkey Business(the one with Cary Grant), Shadow of a Doubt (Joseph Cotton), Most old black and white movies, The Cowboy Way, Back to the Future, Lonestar State of MInd, Eurotrip. Yes Man Favorite Actors: Cary Grant, Jensen Ackles, Ray Liotta, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston Favorite Comedian: Christopher Titus (His comedy is about real life) Singers that I have met: Taylor Swift, Clint Black, Jack Ingram, Sammy Kershaw, Keith Anderson, Lonestar. Singers that I have seen in concert: Gary Allan, Jack Ingram, Sammy Kershaw, Keith Anderson, Lonestar, Taylor Swift, Mark Wills.. Autographs From: Taylor Swift, Clint Black, Jack Ingram, Sammy Kershaw, Montomgery Gentry Christopher Titus: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house / Not a creature was stirring, except the psycho bitch on the couch. / I looked pleadingly to my girl, her face fury red / While visions of me and the Doublemint twins danced in her head. / With bile in my throat and no help in sight, I puy on a smile and my sphincter got tight. / "This is Rudolph," I thought, and turned to argue my case, / but I must've had a "what's your problem, bitch" look, 'cause she punched me in the face. / I picked up her 300 Pradas, the left and right shoe, / and into the street, both shoes I threw. / Out the front door she went, in hot pursuit, / Yeah, this girl would chase a designer label like a fat guy after a Valor jogging suit. / In fear for my life, I locked up the place, / I turned my attention to Rudolph and wished I had mace. / When all of the sudden, there arose such a clatter... / I sprang from my couch to see what was the matter. / I grabbed the chord and opened the blinds... and there was Noelle, quite out of her mind. / My heart stopped, frozen with fear / as she tapped on the glass with a vodka bottle... filled just 'bout to here. / I knew the window couldn't much take it, / and she was screaming "Unlock it, you bastard, or I swear I'll break it!" / I couldn't let her do that, it was a rented place, / so I opened the door... and she punched me in the face! / So summoning my manhood, from bottom to top... / I screamed like a little girl, "I'm calling the cops!" / I just finished dialing and she was standing right there / wearing pearls and those pradas, but otherwise bare. / She spoke not a word, but went straight to a work / reeling me in with that "you're my big daddy" smirk. / I heard her exclaim as she turned out the light... / "You know this is your fault. I love you too much to fight." Christopher Titus: I was raised by Ken Titus. I can see BS through eight miles of led enforced concrete through a blizzard and... hey, where are you going? Share this quote Christopher Titus: Dave once got so high, he actually remembered being born! Share this quote Christopher Titus: Dad is a new person. A person who has learned that forgiveness is better then revenge. Next year, we'll teach him that heart attacks are not like women. You just can't keep having them! Share this quote Ken Titus: Oh, great. How much is this going to cost me? Share this quote Christopher Titus: Dad, are you speaking or are your gonads? Share this quote Ken is about to pick up a hitchhiker Share this quote Christopher Titus: Everyone should think for themselves. I learned that in a book I bought called 'Everyone Should Think For Themselves'. Share this quote Christopher Titus: Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. This can escalate into a war that can kill millions. Normal people settle disputes over cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat. Share this quote Christopher Titus: I gave my father a heart attack. It was a practical joke. Come on, you push a guy's face in a cake he's got to clean it off. You hit a guy with a water balloon, he's got to dry off. Guy's in the hospital, you get his testicles shaved, he scratches and bleeds for a week... it's funny... you're not supposed to have a heart attack, it kills the joke. Share this quote Christopher Titus: My dad's all I've ever had. When I was 3 and 4, my mom used to take me to bars. I understand why now - babysitters cost beer, beer and-a-half an hour. Share this quote Ken: Jesus was laughing when I went into the light! Christopher Titus: My dad's third heart attack, he'd gotten so good at them, he decided to drive himself to the hospital because 'They won't let me smoke in the ambulance!' and 'You can't make a burger run.' Share this quote Christopher Titus: You said that I was the worst possible result of an orgasm! Share this quote Tommy Shafter: Do you remember me, Mrs. Titus? Share this quote on an island resort, Ken wins in blackjack Share this quote Christopher Titus: For 15 years, I have chosen not to drink. Because I'm not good at it. I know it. Erin knows it. The fire department that had to put me out knows it. Share this quote Christopher Titus: Many massacres have happened when people yell "surprise"! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party. Share this quote Ken Titus: flashback You're not leaving with my 8 track! Share this quote Christopher Titus: According to the Los Angeles Times, 63 of families in America are now considered dysfunctional. That means that I'm in the majority. It's the people with the mom, dad, brother, sister, white picket fence, those people are the freaks! Share this quote Christopher Titus: There's one in every family. When the police calls in the middle of the night and says "We've got a family members of yours under arrest" and you know directly who it is. In my family we have seven of those... And they are all my Mom! Share this quote Christopher Titus: After all, once you've driven your drunk father to your mom's parole hearing, what else is there? Share this quote Christopher Titus: Dad, you're safe here, you're among friends, okay? I just want you to know that I give you my - my love and my forgiveness. Share this quote Christopher Titus: Growing up, road trips with Dad were something I hated. Sitting still for hours, singing that stupid song, "100 bottles of beer on the wall. 100 bottles of beer..." Dad, you know, keeping up with the song. Tommy Shafter: I nailed your sister! Share this quote Series Bunny Man Bridge Dean/Sam/Katie Gang Lights Dean/Katie/Sam Never Ending Road Sam/Jane/Isobelle/Dean/Katie/Megan Together Again Sam/Jane/Dean/Katie/Megan/Ethan That's Love Megan/Dean/Katie/Sam Better Life Ethan/Sam/Sarah/Olivia/Dean/Katie Sequal Terror I Just Got Back From Hell Crossover The Truth Is Out There Sequal: He Leaps Again. Back In Time/Munsters Promise Broken/Don't Be Stupid, You Know I Love You Dean/Chloe Stories about the Boys & John Bad Luck First Job One Shot Two Winchester's Plus Dawn- I'll try to update it whenever I have spare time which is rare these days Night of the Hunter Old Friends & New Friends Tough All Over- I'll try to update it whenever I can. I'm Doing My Best -Don't think I will ever finish this story. My muse has left the building for it. Two Of A Kind Smallville Trapped Jason/Chloe/Lex My All Jason/Chloe Life Ain't Always Beautiful Jason Wings Flashback The boys long lost cousin visits Everwood Wounded Passions Right Where I Need To Be One Tree Hill The Secret-Long Hiatus. Don't think I will ever finish it. Thanks to everyone that reviews my stories! I've been going by DeanFan to connect with everyone. I hardly use this account except to update my stories on it. I have not forgotten to update the stories on this account. I just go by how much reviews I get to be updating sooner. Right now I've been getting a lot of reviews on my DeanFan account so I work on my stories on that account more. I also review stories on my DeanFan account. Hope you all understand. | |||||||
1. Tough All Over » reviewsThe boys have a little sister. Jamie Winchester. Story is back after 3 years! Plus a little bit of drunk Castiel in it.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,767 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 12-9-10 - Published: 7-26-07 - Dean W. & Sam W.2. Two Winchester's Plus Dawn » reviewsDawn Summer's is the boys younger sister on the road. Story is back after 3 years!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,912 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 12-9-10 - Published: 6-30-07 - Dean W. & Sam W.3. The Winchester Family » reviewsDemons didn't know the name Winchester until the first day John met Mary. A look through out the family from the beginning to the end. Story is back after 3 year hiatus.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-11-10 - Published: 8-23-07 - John W. & Mary W.4. PromiseOne Shot after Salvation. Oliver Queen at Chloe's grave.Smallville - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Published: 5-14-10 - Oliver Q. - Complete5. Dark Truth » reviewsLucas and Peyton are twins who are forced to live with their estranged father Dan after Karen and Keith die in a car accident. Lucas turns to drugs to help him deal with Dan. Brucas, Naley. STORY IS BACK AFTER 3 YEARS!One Tree Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-5-10 - Published: 8-31-07 - Lucas S. & Brooke D.6. Tough All Over,The Birth reviewsThis is the birth of Samantha from my Tough All Over story.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-5-10 - Complete7. Lonely Hearts reviewsAt the end of Spirit when Jason and Chloe sees Clark and Lana dance.Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-12-10 - Jason T. & Chloe S. - Complete8. Don't Be Stupid, You Know I Love You » reviewsSequal to Promise Broken. Dean's with Chloe, Jason Teague is Dean's twin brother with the help of Sam they try to find out why young girls are vanishing from a bar.Crossover - Smallville & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-17-10 - Published: 8-13-07 - Chloe S. & Dean W.9. The Secret » reviewsA childhood friend of Lucas and Nathan's comes to live at the Scotts. Can Lucas find out what her secret is before it's too late?One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-6-07 - Published: 8-29-07 - Lucas S.10. Right Where I Need To Be » reviewsTheresa told Ethan the truth before Gwen could and Theresa showed Ethan proof about what Gwen and Rebecca did. TheresaEthanKayMiguelFancyLuisJaredJessicaPassions - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,206 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 7-20-0711. Here We Go Again! » reviewsJohn McClane has to protect a young woman who saw two detectives being murdered.Die Hard - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 8-19-0712. I'm Doing My Best » reviewsJohn sent the boys to live with his half sister after Mary's death to find answers. 2 years later John comes back and the demon strikes again leaving him to raise his sons and niece.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,422 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 7-31-07 - Dean W. & Sam W.13. Harsh Truth reviewsLeave It To Beaver.Wally befriends a new girl in school when something terrible happens to her.Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-21-07 - Complete14. Two Of A Kind reviewsOne shot. Dean does a quick side job for Danny Ocean.Crossover - Supernatural & Ocean's 11 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-21-07 - Dean W. - Complete15. Wounded » reviewsAn old family friend of the Brown's comes to live with them to help out while she's dealing with her own family problems. On hiatus.Everwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-15-07 - Published: 7-6-0716. Back In Time » reviewsThe Boys find each other in Dean's favorite television show. Crossover with the Munsters. Very Funny!Crossover - Supernatural & Munsters - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-5-07 - Complete17. Promise Broken » reviewsJason is Dean's twin brother. Crossover with Supernatural.Crossover - Smallville & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-10-07 - Published: 7-28-07 - Jason T. - Complete18. Songs Part 2 reviewsSome songs that Sam Winchester may have listened to.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-07 - Sam W. - Complete19. Songs reviewsSongs that Dean Winchester may have listened to on the road.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-8-07 - Dean W. - Complete20. Keeping Up Appearances reviewsMy take on the Christmas episode when Richard and Emmet were drunk.British Comedy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-6-07 - Complete21. Life Ain't Always Beautiful » reviewsJason Teague came to Smallville looking for his lost sister. Little did he know she's been living with the Kents the whole time.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,823 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 7-14-07 - Jason T. - Complete22. I Just Got Back From Hell » reviewsSequal to Terror. The twins are teenagers now. Warning! Characters Death!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-25-07 - Published: 7-20-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete23. Terror » reviewsWhile driving on a back country road John finds a young woman running for her life in only a long tshirt. Soon after he helps her their lives become a living hell. Warning! Characters Death!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 7-19-07 - Published: 7-8-07 - John W. & Dean W. - Complete24. Old Friends & New Friends » reviewsCrossover with Angel. Sam finds out that his first love is alive. SamFred BurkleCrossover - Angel & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-19-07 - Published: 7-18-07 - Fred B. & Sam W. - Complete25. My All » reviewsA story about a teacher and a affair with a student.ChloeJason.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 7-7-07 - Chloe S. & Jason T. - Complete26. Better Life » reviewsEthan's in highschool. Warning! Characters Death.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,404 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-11-07 - Published: 6-28-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete27. FlashBack » reviewsA look at the gang in highschool.Wings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-6-07 - Published: 6-17-07 - Complete28. Trapped » reviewsAfter marrying Lex Luthor, Chloe's life has been a living hell. The only person who can help her is the one person everyone thought was dead.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-5-07 - Published: 6-22-07 - Chloe S. & Jason T. - Complete29. First Job » reviews18 year old Dean has to get a job at a fast food place.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-1-07 - Published: 6-27-07 - Dean W. - Complete30. One Shot reviewsShort crossover with the XFiles. What if Sam and Dean really ran into them in the pilot?Crossover - X-Files & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete31. That's Love » reviewsMegan's a teenager now and Dean's not handling it well.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,199 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 6-28-07 - Published: 6-23-07 - Dean W. - Complete32. Together Again » reviewsOne year later after Isabelle's death, Sam's raising his son.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 6-23-07 - Published: 6-20-07 - Sam W. - Complete33. Never Ending Road » reviewsPrequal to Gang Lights. 7 years later their lives are different and Sam finds love. Characters Death!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 18,534 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-20-07 - Published: 6-16-07 - Sam W. - Complete34. He Leaps Again » reviewsSequal to The Truth Is Out There.Crossover - Quantum Leap & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 6-15-07 - Complete35. Gang Lights » reviewsSequal to Bunny Man Bridge: The boys encounter some trouble on the road.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 6-14-07 - Complete36. The Truth Is Out There » reviewsCrossover with Quantum Leap. Can Dr. Beckett save the Winchester family before it's too late?Crossover - Quantum Leap & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-14-07 - Complete37. Bunny Man Bridge reviewsThe boys visits an old friend while on a hunt.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-07 - Complete
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