If you are reading my profile at this moment in time the most common reason would be that I have flamed you and your very excruciatingly ghastly story but if that's not the case you must have heard about me from other authors whom I have recently flamed.
I changed my profile because my mailbox is being currently spammed by atrocious authors with their 'my story doesn't suck, bitch' kind of crap. Well, I'm sorry to say that your story does suck and I'm also sorry that you have to be so naive as to not notice how much of douchebag you are in posting your trash here.
I believe in the laws of interaction.
'Every action has an equal reaction.'
But if you are too much of an idiot to understand what I'm trying to say, I'll explain it to you clearly. I will praise your story if your story deserves it but if you have raped the english language with your God awful grammar and spelling I will flame you to kingdom come.
And if you're going to pull that 'You don't even have any stories so fuck off!' bullshit on me, then I will tell you this... I do have my own stories here but I post it under another pen name for I'm sure that many of you brainless oafs would want some form of retribution for me flaming your 'trash'.
Also, I'm pretty sure that you are thinking that my grammar and spelling isn't perfect too, am I correct? Well yes, that is true but if you know who I really am and check my reviews, you'll see that I'm going at 225 reviews in nine chapters and not a single flame in sight, I'm sure I'm not perfect but as long as I'm better than you, it's fine. That's also a hint if you want to know who I really am.
Suethors will be dealt with accordingly as well as douche bags who refuse to accept their mistakes.
I initially created this account because of the constant headaches I recieve from reading your ill-begotten stories here on ffn. By the way, please don't spam this site with your useless crap.
Putting a title on a piece of garbage doesn't pass it as a story.
I really didn't want to put this up but I just couldn't resist. These consist of hate mail or what seems to me like reverse psychology mail. Whatever.
Thanks! You helped me edit this story better! I thank you for your
Some kind of reverse psychology crap? I think so too but that's not the end of it. The girl actually sent me three more messages in my cbox. Talk about desperate.
thanks for advice. I deleted the story. Oh yes BRING ON THE WAR.
Talk about psychotic.
Yeah you heard me right, .
Okay, what's suppose to mean? Though I doubt that I would be afraid of someone who can't even spell 'detected', as stated in your profile, you spelled it as 'detectected'. Pure genius, really.
Actually I appologize for that last comment...But I must admit you are a . I just wanted to say that you are way to harsh. I did not deny OOcness. MY STORY IS CRAP I GET THE FREAKING POINT.
Don't apologize for the last comment, apologize because you're such an idiot that you can't even speak proper english without any help. And what if I am a bitch? At least I can spell and use proper grammar. Harsh? Do you actually think that's harsh? I was actually quite sympathetic when I flamed your 'trash'. By the way, I thank God that you finally understand that your 'story', as you call it, is crap.
Ok Itach was ambu at eight and head of it at 13 so i think its kind of
Who's Itach? A new character maybe? Ambu... Wow, I bow to your extreme spelling prowess. You're actually using periods this time around! But I would've clapped for you if you also used Proper Capitalization like 'I' for 'i' and maybe some question marks, commas and apostrophes. I'm surprised that you even know what 'bungled' means. By the way, for someone who thinks you're all that, you spelled 'douchebag' wrong. Of course, I don't expect you to stoop down to my level after all, you can't even reach it. By the way, I got this from a dictionary...
Stoup - Pronunciation:
Middle English stowp, probably of Scandinavian origin; akin to Old Norse staup cup; akin to Old English stēap flagon
1 a: a beverage container (as a glass or tankard) b: Flagon 2: a basin for holy water at the entrance of a church
I hope that helps your 'level' of language, that is if you're on one.
ok so fine u think my story is pathetic, and maybe your rite but i'm
Oooh. She bites back! How nice. It's been a while since I've gotten some hatemail. Such big words coming from someone who can't spell 'you' and 'right' properly. Even your replies lack proper punctuation grammar, I can't expect less from you.
I think I can give harsh criticism because I can, unlike you who's too lazy to even add an 'h' to 'what'. You can't even spell because? Again, do you even know the difference between your and you're cause to me you spell both as 'ur'.
Uhm... If you haven't read my profile... I clearly stated that I had a story, actually, I have twenty-one stories, all reviewed... not flamed unlike you.
Hi, good review, how sweet that you care so much about my grammer that
I really don't understand as to why many authors have 'sisters' who they share an account with, it's pathetic really. It's so easy to make one and yet you don't.
Yes, yes, by now, I've trully gotten use to people not capitalizing the first letters of their sentences... not!
You know... If that was your 'sister' then there's no doubt that you're related. Even you, do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.
By the way, why can't you bother checking my page? It's so easy or is it because you lack the IQ to even understand a word that I am saying?
Please don't call me 'hun' or any other form of endearment. It's disgusting, especially coming from someone like you. I don't really care if you change or not, just as long as you stop writing.
If you can change the mistake in your story, then why did you delete it? It's clearly obvious that you have some... issues. By the way, who's younger... you or your 'sister' cause I really can't tell since you can't even spell 'mistake'.
Oh my dear simpleton, I believe that it is you who should go back to preschool at least you'll learn how to spell independently there.
I'm a baby? If so... you should be ashamed because I can obviously spell and use proper grammar so unlike you.
Yes, yes, you all hate Sakura. Lack of professionalism. How sad. And yes, while you change her way of dressing, why don't you also try growing a brain and use commas?
listen don't you know what text talking is? only losers are going to
Actually, I know what text talking is... ugh, but I have read the TOS of this site so please... regarding text talk... You can get banned for that. Oh so you consider a normal person a loser... because as far as I know, only morons who can't spell properly use text talk on this site.
Then why the hell won't you log off, not only will it do you good but also us, that is if you never log on again.
Me? A sore loser? Why is that? I've haven't lost anything at the moment have I? I do have a life... do you? I don't waste my times because as far as I know I'm helping losers like you stop spamming this website. Then don't check my page, do you think I care?
Of course I have a personality but I'm quite aware that you don't. What do I lack? Maybe, the dead brain cells to understand your 'text talk'.
I don't take out my anger on you, yes, I do admit that I have anger issues, but I don't take them out on gramatically-challenged authors.
Again, may I request that you don't call me any form of endearment because I truly find it disgusting and yes, I am having problem... you.
Haha. Don't bother replying? Then why ask me these questions?
Um...can u repeat that, I can't quite understand it?
I really don't remember what I sent you but I think it went along the lines of...
Instead of asking me to repeat why don't you just reread it?
It will save the both of us a lot of trouble.
Um...I'm still busy, I'm texting ny best friend in how to use Itunes!
Yeah... And I care why? Read it later, I really don't care as long as you leave me alone.
You're spamming my mailbox with your stupidity.
your the one who replied to my reply to your review!
Yes, I did. It's because you were asking me a question so I had no choice but to reply, dumbass.
You don't have to answer it!
BMD says you have bad grammar
At least it's better than yours.
What do you mean I don't have to reply? It would be impolite not to do so.
I am the best friend of "Sachiko" one of the people you flamed in the
You can post this if you want, but I don't really care. I just wrote
Well, in grammar no one is perfect. OK? Oh yeah, go ahead and flame my
Actually, I know the both of you live at the same place.
Why do you people love flaming others anyway?
Oh , someone horrible is online!
:( I guess you're not my only problem today!
Oh, cool, I am now a problem. How nice.
Well, it's because losers are beginning to spam ffn with their crap, as stated above.
Three words... I don't care.
We stupid authors are just people with nothing on our minds but at
You are aware that you just insulted yourself didn't you?
Exactly, you have the power and freedom to to express it, I do too. You're not the only one with an account here, moron.
Who cares, i admit that I'm dumb and most of the time careless!
Be free to flame us anytime you want!
I just wanted to know why you people work so hard to criticize people!
Were you even reading any of my messages?
Why is this the beginning of being stupid?
I already admitted that i am stupid since the day I was born!
Good for you.
Hi ! Wow... I can't believe I still have a grudge against you... I'd
Good day to you.
Yeah, yeah. By the way, did you know that you didn't spell 'admit' right? It's spelled as 'admit' not 'amit'. You should really read first before you send anything that might embarass you.
you despise my penname? what the are you gonna do about it? nothing right?
who cares? your name is unoriginal.
okay. you know what? shut the up. alright? you don't have to comment on
i asked for critisizm. so if you don't like my story, just DON'T review god
and the youth thing? well, you know what? i did say it was OOC. heed the
and i'm not abusing caps lock.
and naruto pretending to be neji? well, you know what? i have the imagination
you're utterly moronic, you know? don't go and EDIT other people's work!
i never said neji was stupid. holy . will you just back off?!
alright. i'm gonna tell you one more time.
SHUT THE UP. AND DON'T READ MY STORY IF YOU'RE GONNA FLAME IT.
My, that was rather quick. It's been a long time since anyone has even bothered to reply to me. They'd usually delete the story right away.
Actually no, I believe i don't understand you in the least. I'm sorry but I only speak English. Not some language of a faraway country.
Actually, yes. I'm absolutely sure I can do nothing about it.
Oh my God, don't make me laugh. My name is unoriginal? How many Interactions can their be on ffn? Quite a few as well.
You can't tell me to shut up. I can express my opinion whether you like it or not. It's just up to you whether you hate me for it. And seeing as though you're acting in the rather brash manner of a two year old. I can clearly see you despise me.
Touchy, touchy. Cursing at a reviewer. How very unaccommodating.
By the way, did you know you spelled criticism wrong? You wrote it as 'criticizism'. I'm unusually lucky since I've learned how to speak idiot after answering to all those messages from stupid authors so I can understand what you're tying to say.
Well, you did ask for reviews, correct?
Nobody cares about the warning. Haven't you even thought about it? Only about five percent or less of reviewers read the author's notes/warnings/disclaimers.
Right because 'SHUT THE UP. AND DON'T READ MY STORY IF YOU'RE GONNA FLAME IT.
You know, sometimes it makes wonder how you can capslock so many letters and yet you don't even capslock the letter at the beginning of the sentence.
Be realistic you moron. Why in heaven's name would Naruto pretend to be Neji? You've got to have some brain defect for not even stating the reason. And if you're imagination dictates you to make Tenten a slut would you do it? Of course not because why would you turn her into a slut? Ugh. Need I explain more?
'you're utterly moronic' I believe you got that line from me? After all, why would anyone of your standing even know the word utterly.
And I didn't edit your work. Now that would be something. Why would I even edit it? I was just pointing out some majorly crappy parts from your story.
Ahw. Want me to back off? How sad. And here I thought you were this spitfire. Shows that people aren't always what they seem. What a disappointment.
How am I supposed to know that your story is a crappy as your attitude? Care to explain?
Your stupidity amazes me,
From Neji x Jeni,
How dare you flame xdestinyxforeverx her storie was great you snobby bastard.
I have safely come to the conclusion that you're even more stupid than your friend.
Do you know how embarrassing it is for her to have one of her friends fight for her meaning she can't fight for herself?
Though I doubt you can barely understand a scrap of what I'm saying.
Right, because a story with Tenten thinking Naruto is pretending to be Neji with no plausible reason is a good one? Ha. Maybe you should read more.
Why thank you. I've never been called a snobby bastard before. Hmm. Probably because I'm a girl. I am right! You should read more.
By the way, you spelled story wrong.
My, I guess this is the first time I've truly met someone insane.
Again with the 'utterly'? And yes, you spelled it wrong. Though I must admit that you've impressed me. Going so far into this message and made the mistake at the second sentence. I would've though you would've spelled 'How' wrong.
I presume you've been a stupid moron for the entirety of your life? It's quite obvious actually. Hating nerds with a passion and all that crap.
You know, you practically insulted your friend 'she can too count to twenty'. There is something sadly wrong with that sentence of yours.
You spelled 'flaming' wrong again as well. Perhaps you should buy a dictionary then shove it down your throat?
'nobodys' to 'nobody's'.
Yes, I know nobody's perfect but at least they could try their best and be the least bit hesitant about posting crap on this over spammed website.
By the way, have I mentioned that you have strangely bad English for a thirteen year old?
You sound constipated,
you have no right to talk.
you don't have any stories.
so, shut the up.
Oh my god. Can your IQ get any lower?
I don't suppose you've read my profile... Oh dear, how can I forget that you can't even read?
I do have stories but I don't post them on this account because revenge driven suckers like you would probably like to flame me to kingdom come... without reason, most probably because you just hate me.
I have around thirty stories in total so please, read before you say anything that might embarrass you.
By the way, you forgot to capitalize the beginning of your sentences.
Hoping you learn to read someday soon,
leave me the alone. you're a complete hole.
stop trying to put up a tough image. you can't hide the fact that you have a
you obviously have no life if you can write a message that long. so, here's
no matter what, i'm not deleting my story. i like it, so you can go
Oh my. Cursing is never a good habit.
Yes, yes. How is my 'tough' image concerned with the stick up my ass by the way? It seems I can hardly comprehend your sentences anymore. I didn't believe a person can get stupider by the day but it seems science proves me wrong.
Oh, that's where you are wrong my dearest moron. I do have a life, a very content one as well.
But do you even know how boring it is here around these parts? No, I believe you lack the brains to so anyway.
Then don't. At least I tried to stop you from filling up this website with your trash.
And do I always have to remind you that you have to capitalize the beginning of your sentences?
Thoroughly pitying you,
you're a bad person.
you think you're so high and cool. but you're not. you think because you have
you're just a someone who makes other people feel bad just to make themselves
I'm quite aware that I'm a bad person and to tell you the truth, I don't care the least bit.
Well, I'm better than you at least. I happen to be a person who remembers to capitalize the first letter of my sentence... after being remind two times.
Well, making others feel bad is fun. Why don't you try it yourself?
By the way, you just proved to me how you're lacking at... a lot of areas. Skrew? Is there even such a word?
Well, at last you managed to spell pleasure correctly.
By the way, if you want to keep on bothering me... go ahead, I never get tired of people who indulges in self-pity and blame others for their mistakes. It just makes me feel better about myself.
Laughing at your obvious stupidity,
you better than me? no. who cares if you don't capitalize the first letter of
making others feel bad isn't fun.
you don't know what skrew means? god, and you think i lack at a lot of
you're such an hole. just don't respond back if it makes you happy,
How sad... The little girl admits that she feels bad. Don't even try to deny it. It's so painfully obvious that you'd be an idiot to disagree.
And apparently, a lot of people do care if you capitalize the first letter of your sentence. I can have your story reported just because of it. Don't underestimate the powers of TOS.
I think you meant 'screw' you imbecile. And you're calling me lacking.
Since you clearly need this...
You obviously don't see how much I'm enjoying this.
If I'm such an asshole what you might you be, dearest inbred?
Hoping that you understand that skrew isn't a verb,
you're a tard.
oh my, and are you afraid that you'll get a time out if you say a swear? oh
and you know what? i don't give a flying if skrew isn't a word.
Timeout? What are you? Nine?
You can keep calling me things, I don't really mind. It's quite entertaining to see a child upset over something as silly as being humiliated.
I admit whole-heartedly that I am a bitch, a bastard or whatever you people call other who tell the truth but it just so happens that you're lower than all of that... you're an idiot.
Right. I bet you don't but just to remind you, it isn't.
Laughing at you're very shallow dilemma,
oh yeah. i'm definitly nine.
Really? You are? How strange, because I'm pretty sure in my country, nine year olds can spell the world definitely. And English isn't even our first language. How lame.
Of course it is. Though I'm not surprised you know that.
Who cares if you're hurt? I've known quite from the beginning that you were very upset.
Letting you wallow in your misery,
i was being sarcastic.
Oh? I thought it was true. Then what is your age? You can't be older than nine.
Or is it about the 'idiot' thing. Well, it's not really obvious you're being sarcastic with that one... reading your past messages and all.
By the way, you forgot to capitalize your 'i'.
Still talking to the world's biggest moron,
why would you want to know my age, anyways. if you think i'm nine, then i
Just a bout of curiosity, I assume.
I didn't think you were nine.
Your actions implied you were nine but your grammar says so otherwise. I thought you were younger than nine.
Thinking that your IQ couldn't possibly get lower but gets proved wrong,
Oh my God. Let's give the young lady a round of applause for finally figuring out to use proper capitalization.
And look. It only took you around nine private messages. How very wonderful.
Astounded that you knew something useful,
Ooh. Nine private messages. That must be a new record. Now, don't message me
How come? It's quite entertaining.
Anymore, hate mail or mail in general will be posted and replied to the moment that I read them.
I have a site in blogger wherein I post all of the heinous crimes against english so be warned before you click my homepage.
I extremely dislike wanna-be flamers... For example, Black Critique
You think you're so intelligent. Well, for someone who said to to be 'one of the most well-known authors in Gakuen Alice, how come you can't spell 'attitude'? I know for a fact that it's no typo because you keep repeating it in your profile, moron.
Get a life loser.
And another wannabe flamer makes an appearance.
Our culprit this time goes by the name of Hikashe Otome. Oh how original. Well, that's about the only thing that's good about him or rather her.
Please go back to the hole you came from and stay there to rot. I've seen your flames, they're not even that scary. I hope you understand that flaming isn't something that's filled with pleasantries because I don't mind fighting another person when it comes to English.
I see you've flamed an acquaintance of mine. Your flame goes like this:
Ah... It's been a long time since i criticize people and their unperfect piece of work, time to refresh. Let's begin, shall we?
First of all, I hate it when authors make the characters of the story line Out Of Character. It doesnt suit them, dont do it. And second... If you didnt noticed it, then i'll tell you. There were alot of shouts. What? Too much exageration, if you must say? Yes, i'm sassy, so sue me. There were grammatical errors, re-check it and then edit it.
And this part "The accidentally dropped Mikan who was now red in the face but not from embarassment but from anger." Tell me. What's the problem of this sentece? No, scratch that. I'll tell you, "the" Must be "They" and "dropped", where and how can they drop her? Hmm? "Mikan who was now red in the face." Red in the face? The doesnt sound right, does it? "But not from embarassment but from anger." Don't use so many buts in one sentence. "SPLASH" isnt much of a detail that they dropped her at the lake. it can be splash as she poured water in a bucket on them or splash as in something dropped into the water.
And this one too, "Mikan stomped to shore, she glared at Ruka with a glare that even the devil would cower in fear form." Puh-lease... those sentences werent even the half of your story.
And Natsume can't be whipped just because of the baka gun, it's particularly impossible to defeat him with just that. and 'whipped' isnt the word for that sentence, it sounds like Mikan hit Tsubasa and Natsume with a stick or even for... never mind.
Needs major improvement.
Even your first sentence has a mistake you disgusting little prat. 'Ah... It's been a long time since i criticize people and their unperfect piece of work' What the hell? You're supposed to say, 'It's been a long time since I've criticized people and their imperfect piece of work.' Go burn in hell.
Really. You're one to talk. You don't even use proper capitalization and you've got the nerve to flame someone. Even elementary students know that there's no such word as 'unperfect', you ass. It's 'imperfect'. I see you even treat yourself as a computer... refresh huh? Well, then why don't you download a virus and die?
Besides, I've read the story that you flamed. It was okay, save a few errors here and there but no need for major improvement. Maybe you should have your brain upgraded because I'm pretty sure she meant a different kind of 'whipped'.
Before you start you little 'flames' or whatever you call those hideous little things, I suggest you go shove a dictionary up your ass.
Beauty of imagination my ass. I hope you and your 'retartedness', as seen in your profile, burn in hell.
Geez, I hate people like you.
Clues as to who I am, for those who are interested of course.
I am an author at three of the archives that I constantly search through for any 'trash'.
I admit I am a hypocrite but who cares right?
A girl of fourteen years.
I flame anyone who:
1. Repeats their mistakes even after being informed of them.
2. Has an attitude that can match mine when I'm pissed.
3. Suethors. Everyone gets pissed by them.
4. I am a left-brained human being, I believe in rational thoughts, saying that a certain character in Naruto can hold a one thousand-tailed demon is so unrealistic so you can shove that up your ass.
5. Refuses to improve.
6. Pisses me off.
7. Thinks that they are the most talented authors on the face of the earth.
8. Sends me a PM full of spelling mistakes, wrong grammar and curse words. Hell, you can't even spell and yet you proceed to call me bitch.
9. Due to Angelz.Grace's pm I decided to add this as well... People who use chat/text speak. What if I am a loser... At least I can spell better than you, you freak.
10. The icing on the cake, wannabe flamers. I don't care if you don't have a story. If you're English sucks who the hell needs you?
That's all I can say...
Sorry, I can't really get it cause it's been a long time since I even
I think it sucks these days.
Gomen if my story stinks or anything.
Before i forget, Merry Christmas! (I don't know if it's Christmas on
ooh. an idiot is lower than an . ouch. that hurts.
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