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since: 06-11-07, id: 1298423, Profile Updated: 10-16-09
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Star Fox, Legend of Zelda, Yu-Gi-Oh, Sonic the Hedgehog, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Mario.

I prefer to be called Birdy2, thank you.

Real Name: Why do you think we have pen-names?

Age: Some where between 0 and 5000.

Location: In your head.

Gender: Well, since I reveal it in my fanfictions any way... female.

Likes: anime/manga, food (yum), video games, up dating my profile when I remember something about my self, the number 42, bubble wrap, random slap stick, ninjas, pirates (both rule, get over it) and animals (especially dogs and penguins).

Dislikes/hates: video games based on movies, cartoons, and anime (except for anime fighting games), 4Kids, corrupted politicians, yaoi/yuri pairings that don't make sense (Yullen?? WTF?), a-holes, and bad video game adaptions (except for the Kirby anime, although that's probably because the games have such a sparse storyline).

Occupation: Student, future mangaka

Favorite-

Anime/Manga: Naruto, Inu Yasha, DBZ, Full Metal Alchemist, Hoshi no Kirby (aka Kirby: Right back at ya!), Bo-bobo Bobobo-bo, Bleach, FLCL, Zombie Powder (Ending was kinda crappy though.), Majin Tantei Nogami Nerou, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Soul Eater, D.Grey-Man, Eye Shield 21, and Azumanga Daioh.

American cartoons: Invader Zim, Family Guy, Chowder, Making Fiends, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Simpsons, Futurerama, King of the Hill, Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Wonder Pets (don't judge me), Boondocks, and Home Movies.

T.V.: Everybody Loves Raymond, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, SNL, Big Bang Theory, Two and a half Men, and The Tonight Show.

Books: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Animal Farm, Book of Lost Things, Gil's All Fright Diner, and 1984.

Movies: Night at the Museum, Spaceballs, Surfs Up (only because of the penguins), Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (not as good as the book, but it's a lot better than the other adaptions), Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Ice Age (don't care much for the sequel), Spirited Away, Napoleon Dynamite, Transformers, and Pirates of the Caribbean series.

Video games: Legend of Zelda, Okami, Super Mario Bros., Kirby, Ice Climbers, Super Smash Bros., and Tales of Symphonia.

Internet Shows: Red vs. Blue and a bunch of abridged series.

Characters: Jack Sparrow- PotC, Envy- FMA, Millenium Earl- DGM, Hiruma Yoichi- ES21, Kratos Aruian- ToS, Osaka- Azumanga Daioh (she reminds me of myself), Chrona- SE, Itachi Uchiha- Naruto, Mr. Gibbs- PotC, Rubeus Haggrid- HP, Snichel (sp?)- Chowder, Nozomu Itoshiki- SZS, Subaku no Gaara- Naruto, King Dedede- Kirby, Chowder- Chowder, Death the Kid- SE, Grimmjow- Bleach, Luigi- Mario (Greatest. Sidekick. EVER.), Caboose- RvB, Marvin the Paranoid Android- HGttG, Meru Otonashi- SZS, Escargon- Hoshi no Kirby, Mewtwo- Pokemon, Kiri Komori- SZS, Nerou Nogami- MTNN, Ulquiorra- Bleach, Boxer- AF, Renji Abarai- Bleach, Rock Lee- Naruto, Bowser- Mario, Midna- Zelda, Kanna- IY, Ganondorf- Zelda, Snowball- AF, K'nuckles- MMOF, Davy Jones- PotC, Eishi Sasazuka- MTNN, Lavi- DGM, Shinigami-sama- SE, Zim- IZ, Gir- IZ (taco taco taco), Dale Gribble- KotH, Stewie Griffin- FG, Albus Dumbledor- HP, Edward Elric- FMA, and Brian Griffin- FG.

Pairings: NaruHina, ShikaTema, NejiTen, KisaIta, PeinxKonan, EdwardxWinrey, RoyxRiza, LinkxZelda, LinkxMidna, MidnaxZant, MarioxPeach, LuigixDaisey, InuyashaxKagome, MirokuxSango, HarryxGinny, RonxHermione, NevelxLuna, Clyode, ZelosxSheena, NozomuxChie, AllenxLeenalee, IchiHime, RenjixRukia, sort of YumichikaxIkkaku (It has to be one sided from Yumichika pov.) and YorouchixSoi.

Least Favorite-

Anime/Manga: Naruto (it's a love hate thing), Pokemon anime, Yugioh (Only the spin offs. The original was okay), and Pichi Pichi Pitch/Mermaid Melody.

American cartoons: A lot.

T.V. Shows: Game shows, reality shows, American Idol, and teen dramas.

Books: None.

Movies: Bridge to Taribithia (I actually liked that film, but it was to sad for me), horror/slasher movies, War of the Worlds, and chick flicks.

Video games: Sonic, Any thing based off movies, cartoons, etc., etc.

Internet Shows: None.

Characters: Draco Malfoy- HP (Can someone please explain to me why he was so emo in the last book?), Navi- Zelda, Giygas- Earth Bound (I saw a picture of it and I have never been more haunted in my entire life.), Sasuke Uchiha- Naruto, Napoleon- Animal Farm, Tingle- Zelda, and Squealer- Animal Farm.

Parings: Anything that involves incest, NaruSasu, GaaLee (scares me shitless), HidanxKakuzu, EdwardxAnyone other than Winery, actualcharacterxOC, PeachxBowser, ZeldaxGanondorf, LinkxGanondorf, MarthxRoy, and MarthxIke.

Favorite quotes-

"Curiosity is not a sin." -Albas Dumbledor, HP: GoF

"Screw the rules! I have money!" -Seto Kaiba, Yugioh the abridged series

Kankuro: Yo, and I'm Kankuro, the puppet master!

(Metalica's Puppet Master briefly plays)

Gaara: And I'm Gaara...of the funk.

Random singer: Gaara, of the funk!

Naruto: Does that happens every time someone says his name?

Kankuro: Sadly, yes.

Naruto: Hmmm... Gaara of the funk!

Random singer: Gaara, of the funk!

Kankuro: Please don't do that. -Kankuro, Gaara, and Naruto, Naruto the abridge series

"Now you see Lone star. Evil will always win, because good is dumb." -Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

"Oh God, what is that?" -Charlie, Charlie the Unicorn

Bakura: I'll let you win this time, but remember, I will be resurrected... to kill you. Because, I am the darkness. H-ha ha ha!

Yami Marik: In that case, I'll enjoy taming the darkness. -Bakura and Yami Marik, YGO

"You lie! YOU LIEEEEE!" -Zim, IZ

"Tobi is a good boy!" -Tobi, Naruto

"Your mom goes to college." -Kip Dynamite, ND

"Heh heh, moo." -Kakashi, Naruto the abridged series

"Sasuke's and Itachi's relationship is like a TV dinner lasagna." -Me while being weird

Zim: Why was there bacon in the soap?!

Gir: I made it my self! -Zim and Gir, IZ

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt!" -Jack Sparrow, PotC: DMC

"Do you fear death?" -Davy Jones, PotC: DMC/AWE

Gamma: We've pretty much cleaned this floor.

Smith: Looks like it.

Elwood: Pick poketed for 15 months! I'm good at runing away! -Gamma, Smith,and Elwood, Zombie Powder

"Do a little dance!" -Gir, Invader Zim

"You're weak. Why are you weak? You lack it. You lack... hatred." -Itachi Uchiha, Naruto (I don't believe in that though... It's money that brings you power.)

"But I chose this worm hole especially for the occasion. What lies at the end of this worm hole is a room... with a moose!" -Zim, Invader Zim

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" -Tomo, Azumanga Daioh

"Can I eat them?" -Gluttony, FMA (Sounds like me when I see pastries or meat. -_-;)

"Its-a me, Mario!" -(sarcastically) Oh, could it be? Daisy, maybe?

"My peanut." -Jack Sparrow, PotC: AWE

"Remember children: doom is your friend." -Me

"Mine!" -Ichigo Kurosaki, some Bleach game.

"I will work harder!" -Boxer, Animal Farm

Alphonse: So you were a slave who became a Philosopher's Stone?

Hohenheim: Well yes.

Alphonse: Ah, okay.

Hohenheim: You don't believe me?

Alphonse: You leave us, I don't see you for over ten years, and your story is so out there it's ridiculous. I'd have to be crazy to believe you.

Hohenheim: I know...

Alphonse: I guess that makes me crazy. -Alphonse Elric and Hohenheim of Light, FMA

"Actually, if I had pants, I would've peed them by now." -Alphonse Elric, FMA

"Those who laugh at pie cry in pie!" -King Dedede, Hoshi no Kirby

"This mystery is on the tip of my tongue." -Nerou Nogami, MTNN

"If guns kill people, then pencils miss spel wurds, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons made me a Rosie O'Donnell fat." -my dad.

"I want my Note Book."- Shido, the English dub of Death Note (I just love the nasally and whiny voice they gave him. Same for D-Roy in Bleach)

Those 'copy and paste' things-

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Uchiha Nara, Kitt Moones, Birdy2

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him. and then Kitty.

If your profile is in a never ending state of change, copy and past this onto your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you like the FMA manga more than the anime, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you are a Nejiten fan then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Nejihina copy this into your profile.

If you like Shikatema better than Shikaino, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

I have something to say to LinkxMidna haters there are possible pairings for the other Links since the Zelda series takes place in different times so leave LinkxMidna alone it has taken over the Twilight Princess time line. And for those of you that like LinkxShiek or LinkxTetra you technically like LinkxZelda because Shiek and Tetra are really Zelda in disguise Copy and past this on your bio if you agree with the LinkXMidna thing and LinkxTetra LinkxShiek thing also

Links-

If you like my stories then you'll like my fanart (and hopefully non-fanart), too.

http://birdy2.deviantart.com/

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1. Naruto Fairy Tales » reviews
Read the title. Some romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 9-16-07 - Naruto U. & Kakashi H.
2. 15 ways to annoy King Bowser Koopa reviews
Like annoying fire breathing overlords, but don't know how to? Well this is the list for you! Learn 15 ways to annoy everyones favorite evil turtle!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-8-08 - Bowser - Complete
3. 15 ways to annoy Envy reviews
Like annoying girly looking palm tree people but don't know how to? Well this is the list for you! Learn 15 ways to annoy everyone's favorite evil shape shifter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-08 - Envy - Complete
4. 15 ways to annoy Edward Elric reviews
Like annoying short tempered midgets, but don't know how to? Well this is the list for you! Learn 15 ways to annoy eveyone's favorite state alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-11-08 - Edward E. - Complete
5. Retarded orange mask reviews
The truth about Tobi's mask! One shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-1-08 - Deidara & Tobi - Complete
6. 15 ways to annoy Ganondorf reviews
Like annoying evil warlords but don't know how to? Well this is the list for you! Learn 15 ways to annoy every one's favorite Triforce of Power wielder!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-21-07 - Ganondorf - Complete
7. 15 ways to annoy Hoshigaki Kisame reviews
Like annoying sword weilding fish but don't know how to? Well this is the list for you! Learn 15 ways to annoy every ones favorite fish man! Disclaimer: I do not own Kisame or any thing else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-24-07 - Kisame H. - Complete
8. A sandwich, a ghost, and Itachi reviews
The drabble bunny latched onto the back of my head and forced my to write this peice of crap. Happy Halloween, even though I'm two days late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-2-07 - Itachi U. & Zabuza M. - Complete
9. 15 ways to annoy Knuckles the Echidna reviews
Behold! The power of popular demand! Like annoying gulible gaurdians, but don't how to? Well this is the list for you! Learn how to annoy everyones favorite angry, red echidna!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-19-07 - Knuckles - Complete
10. 15 ways to annoy Shadow the Hedgehog reviews
Like annoying angsty, guntottin' fuzz balls, but don't know how to? Well, this is the perfect list for you! Learn 15 ways to annoy everyone's favorite angry manmade alien rodent!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-3-07 - Shadow & Sonic - Complete
11. Behold! The stupidity! reviews
read the title. no plot, just pure crack.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-19-07 - Atem - Complete
12. And the winner is reviews
To settle an arguement, Ganon, Vatti, Onox, and Veran ask Majora who is the most powerful. However, the mask's answer is quite surpriseing.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-6-07 - Ganondorf & Vaati - Complete
13. Coffee reviews
A little snipit I thought up out of bordom. One mourning, Star Wolf is visited by an unexspected guess. Oneshot.
Star Fox - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-17-07 - Complete
14. Naruto's Weird RPG Aventure reviews
While playing a tabletop RPG with his freinds, Naruto falls asleep and has a very strange dream.... oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-16-07 - Naruto U. & Lee R. - Complete
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