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Author has written 33 stories for Harry Potter, Quantum Leap, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Ironman, Bewitched, Freakazoid, and Munsters. According to my stats, an amazing number of people have been looking at this, so maybe I ought to put something profound here: - But then I realized that I don't really have that much to say that's all that profound... SO... Status of my current works: Harry Potter and the Invincible Technomage Chapter 19: About 1475 words, aiming at 10k. - Currently my primary focus. Harry Potter and the Distaff Side Chapter 16: Still sadly stuck. 2000 words aiming at about 8K Harry Potter and the Elder Sect Chapter 5, Chapter outline in process. 0 words, aiming for 10k A scene from a new story I've been playing with; Working title: Speed I have no idea how long we ran that first time we were out together, just the three of us surrendering to the speed. It is hard to explain to anyone who doesn’t hear the Speed Force singing to them with every step. To be one with the speed is a sort of heaven. From within this heaven, Barry and Wally showed me so much. Within seconds of our run, a building was suddenly in front of me. I hadn’t learned to stop yet, so I was sure I was about to run face first into the brick wall. Just before I hit that wall, Barry laid his hand on my shoulder and showed me what to do. I passed through that brick wall, and every other obstacle that came into our path for the rest of that first run as if the obstacles were not there. It was only later Barry explained what he had shown me. Every solid thing, it seems, is made of tiny things called atoms, and those atoms are mostly empty space. The Speed Force gives you the ability to control each and every atom of your body to the extent that you can consciously vibrate your atoms so that they miss the solid parts of other atoms allowing you to pass right through solid objects. Now, I know that does not make a bit of sense, but I promise you, it works. We ran for what seemed to be hours without tiring, without even starting to breathe hard. It was glorious. We ran on roads, we ran across fields, and through cities and towns and over water. We just ran. The three of us ended up on the road outside of Wally’s home, where Barry taught me how to stop. The three of us stood still on the road, and I marveled at how I could see the individual raindrops sparkle as they hit the soft glow of the auras that surrounded us, sliding off leaving us all completely dry. “What do you think?” Barry asked. “This is amazing,” I answered before I realized how long we had been gone. “Aunt Mary is going to be worried. How do we explain what happened?” Wally laughed. "Ron," he said, his eyes sparkling behind his mask, "less than two minutes has passed since the lightning bolt hit you." I guess my eyes bugged out a bit at that news. Prior to this point, I understood we were fast, but it hadn't really sunk in just how fast we were. The three of us gathered in the West family barn and Barry tried to explain what had happened to me. For me, the hardest concept was the idea that I should take on a 'secret Identity' Barry said that if I went the hero route, my friends and family would be at risk if the world knew who I was and what I could do. And if I didn't become a hero, there were people who would want to 'study' me to see if they could figure out how I could possibly be so fast. As if there was ever any question as to what I would do. We then launched into a long discussion as to what my 'Hero' name should be. Barry was The Flash, and Wally was Kid Flash. Wally suggested that I become 'Little Kid Flash', so I smacked him one. Barry on the other hand offered a long list of heroes from the past with appropriate names. I have to admit that 'Ronnie Quick' really tempted me, but I knew what I wanted. I knew the perfect name. Despite considering 'Cannonball' as a tribute to the Cannons, I knew I wanted the name that would honor both my magic and my speed. I was going to be 'The Whiz'!. Wally would never explain why that made him laugh so hard. - For anyone who cares, I've also got an original piece or two over at fictionpress.com... | |||||||
1. The Meeting » reviewsOne of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 4-27-13 - Published: 9-22-11 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete2. A Fate Worse than Death reviewsHarry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 92 - Published: 4-26-13 - Harry P. - Complete3. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot reviewsSometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 111 - Published: 3-25-13 - Complete4. Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual » reviewsRenamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 141,303 - Reviews: 2006 - Updated: 3-7-13 - Published: 2-13-085. Hiding in Plain Sight reviewsThe summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 266 - Published: 1-23-13 - Harry P. & Susan B. - Complete6. Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage » reviewsHarry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noshipCrossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,735 - Reviews: 3710 - Updated: 12-26-12 - Published: 12-7-07 - Harry P. & A. E. Stark/Tony7. Harry Potter and the Elder Sect » reviewsWhen Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,465 - Reviews: 953 - Updated: 10-13-12 - Published: 6-4-11 - Harry P.8. Harry Potter and the Sun Source » reviewsThis is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless withHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 1911 - Updated: 5-3-12 - Published: 9-11-08 - Harry P. - Complete9. Triwizard Tales » reviews- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1106 - Updated: 1-11-12 - Published: 11-29-11 - Harry P. & Susan B. - Complete10. Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting » reviewsAfter the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DGHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 483 - Updated: 8-14-11 - Published: 8-30-08 - Harry P. & Tracey D.11. Harry Potter and the Freak reviewsIt was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 8-7-11 - Harry P. - Complete12. Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack reviews- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 8-4-11 - Harry P. & Dean T. - Complete13. Harry Potter and it's a Hufflepuff Omniverse » reviewsHarry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,175 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 5-5-11 - Published: 11-24-07 - Harry P.14. Road Trip reviewsAfter the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 94 - Published: 12-13-10 - Harry P. - Complete15. Harry Potter and the Distaff Side » reviewsVoldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,217 - Reviews: 1084 - Updated: 9-22-10 - Published: 11-16-07 - Harry P. & Luna L.16. The Board reviewsFollowing the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 233 - Published: 9-15-10 - Complete17. Technomagical Ideas » reviewsA collection of shorts, homages, omakes and generally bad ideas that come from my Invincible Technomage fic. Some of these may actually appear in the main story, but most won't.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 6-11-10 - Published: 6-8-1018. The Conversation reviewsHarry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 91 - Published: 3-22-10 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete19. The Marriage Contracts Redux » reviewsA rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 239 - Published: 3-22-10 - Harry P. & Daphne G. - Complete20. Harry Potter and the Clockwork Leap » reviewsA conceptual fusion of the Harry Potter series and the Quantum Leap TV Show. Chapters 1 and 2 extracted from my Thrilling Tales anthology/Bunny HutchCrossover - Quantum Leap & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,666 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 3-10-10 - Harry P.21. The Truth » reviewsOn his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 340 - Updated: 1-21-10 - Published: 10-14-09 - Harry P. - Complete22. Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper » reviewsHarry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 859 - Updated: 1-12-10 - Published: 8-27-07 - Harry P. & Susan B. - Complete23. Harry Potter and YASMWTS » reviewsThe 'Do Over' story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It's been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,879 - Reviews: 185 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 12-11-08 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.24. Incredible » reviewsHarry and Hermione travel the world in search of a way to destroy Riddle's horcruxes, in their search they take a wrong turn and save a man from his fate, in the process they discover a new source of power with a horrible price.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,681 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 11-20-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.25. Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts » reviewsThe War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 1901 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 2-17-08 - Harry P. & Daphne G. - Complete26. Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal » reviewsThe Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron GinnyHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1550 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 9-28-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete27. Hogwarts The Musical » reviewsThe Slytherins put on a showHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-1-08 - Lucius M. & Draco M. - Complete28. Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality reviewsHermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/NooneHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 1-18-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete29. Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute » reviewsVoldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 371 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-2-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete30. Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech reviewsOne Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 9-29-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete31. Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen reviewsOne shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 110 - Published: 9-29-07 - Harry P. - Complete32. Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons reviewsOne Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 244 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 7-27-07 - Harry P. - Complete33. Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not » reviewsComplete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 504 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 7-26-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete