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Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter, Quantum Leap, Ironman, Bewitched, and Freakazoid. According to my stats, an amazing number of people have been looking at this, so maybe I ought to put something profound here: - But then I realized that I don't really have that much to say that's all that profound... SO... Status of my current works: Harry Potter and the Invincible Technomage Chapter 18: About 6k words, aiming at 10k. Harry Potter and the Distaff Side Chapter 16: Still sadly stuck. 2000 words aiming at about 8K Harry Potter and the Elder Sect Chapter 3, 5k words, aiming for 10k An Elder Sect scene: --===oooOOOooo===-- A clearly upset Harry appeared in the Stevens Kitchen. “Hello sweetie,” Samantha said as she handed the last dish to Darrin who was filling the dishwasher. Then she spotted her eldest son’s face. “What’s wrong.” “Girls,” Harry said simply. “They’re crazy. All of them. Holding hands in front of people and having to have the right colors. Crazy!” With that, the boy turned and exited the kitchen. The room filled with silence for several seconds, until Sam broke it when she turned to Darrin. “Perhaps you should deal with your son?” “And do what, exactly?” Darrin asked with a grin. “Congratulate him on his clarity of thought? I mean I was twice his age before I figured that out.” Samantha frowned. “Have you been changed into anything recently?” “I’m going, I’m going,” Darrin laughed, “but you know, you’re just proving his point…” --===oooOOOooo===-- - For anyone who cares, I've also got an original piece or two over at fictionpress.com... | |||||||||
1. Harry Potter and the Sun Source » reviewsThis is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless withHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,402 - Reviews: 1703 - Updated: 5-3-12 - Published: 9-11-08 - Harry P. - Complete2. Harry Potter and the Elder Sect » reviewsWhen Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,356 - Reviews: 406 - Updated: 4-5-12 - Published: 6-4-11 - Harry P.3. Triwizard Tales » reviews- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 904 - Updated: 1-11-12 - Published: 11-29-11 - Harry P. & Susan B. - Complete4. Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual » reviewsRenamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,330 - Reviews: 1305 - Updated: 1-8-12 - Published: 2-13-085. The Meeting reviewsOne of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 9-22-11 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete6. Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting » reviewsAfter the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DGHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,465 - Reviews: 442 - Updated: 8-14-11 - Published: 8-30-08 - Harry P. & Tracey D.7. Harry Potter and the Freak reviewsIt was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 8-7-11 - Harry P. - Complete8. Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack reviews- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 8-4-11 - Harry P. & Dean T. - Complete9. Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage » reviewsHarry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noshipCrossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 119,022 - Reviews: 3216 - Updated: 7-18-11 - Published: 12-7-07 - Harry P. & A. E. Stark/Tony10. Harry Potter and it's a Hufflepuff Omniverse » reviewsHarry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,628 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 5-5-11 - Published: 11-24-07 - Harry P.11. Road Trip reviewsAfter the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,704 - Reviews: 86 - Published: 12-13-10 - Harry P. - Complete12. Harry Potter and the Distaff Side » reviewsVoldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,862 - Reviews: 1018 - Updated: 9-22-10 - Published: 11-16-07 - Harry P. & Luna L.13. The Board reviewsFollowing the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 206 - Published: 9-15-10 - Complete14. Technomagical Ideas » reviewsA collection of shorts, homages, omakes and generally bad ideas that come from my Invincible Technomage fic. Some of these may actually appear in the main story, but most won't.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 6-11-10 - Published: 6-8-1015. The Conversation reviewsHarry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 3-22-10 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete16. The Marriage Contracts Redux » reviewsA rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 68,647 - Reviews: 190 - Published: 3-22-10 - Harry P. & Daphne G. - Complete17. Harry Potter and the Clockwork Leap » reviewsA conceptual fusion of the Harry Potter series and the Quantum Leap TV Show. Chapters 1 and 2 extracted from my Thrilling Tales anthology/Bunny HutchCrossover - Quantum Leap & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,123 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 3-10-10 - Harry P.18. The Truth » reviewsOn his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,065 - Reviews: 307 - Updated: 1-21-10 - Published: 10-14-09 - Harry P. - Complete19. Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper » reviewsHarry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,620 - Reviews: 783 - Updated: 1-12-10 - Published: 8-27-07 - Harry P. & Susan B. - Complete20. Harry Potter and YASMWTS » reviewsThe 'Do Over' story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It's been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,003 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 12-11-08 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.21. Incredible » reviewsHarry and Hermione travel the world in search of a way to destroy Riddle's horcruxes, in their search they take a wrong turn and save a man from his fate, in the process they discover a new source of power with a horrible price.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,095 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 11-20-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.22. Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts » reviewsThe War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,466 - Reviews: 1803 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 2-17-08 - Harry P. & Daphne G. - Complete23. Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal » reviewsThe Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron GinnyHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,236 - Reviews: 1442 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 9-28-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete24. Hogwarts The Musical » reviewsThe Slytherins put on a showHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-1-08 - Lucius M. & Draco M. - Complete25. Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality reviewsHermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/NooneHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 1-18-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete26. Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute » reviewsVoldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,007 - Reviews: 337 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-2-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete27. Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech reviewsOne Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 85 - Published: 9-29-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete28. Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen reviewsOne shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 94 - Published: 9-29-07 - Harry P. - Complete29. Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons reviewsOne Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 207 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 7-27-07 - Harry P. - Complete30. Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not » reviewsComplete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 67,709 - Reviews: 425 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 7-26-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
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