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Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter, Quantum Leap, Ironman, Bewitched, and Freakazoid. According to my stats, an amazing number of people have been looking at this, so maybe I ought to put something profound here: - But then I realized that I don't really have that much to say that's all that profound... SO... Status of my current works: Harry Potter and the Sun Source Chapter 10: 8000 words aiming at around 12K Harry Potter and the Invincible Technomage Chapter 18: About 5k words, aiming at 10k. Harry Potter and the Distaff Side Chapter 16: Still sadly stuck. 2000 words aiming at about 8K Stuff I'm playing with: Harry Potter and the Elder Sect, my HP/Bewitched cross will be taking Sun Source's place in the rotation as soon as I'm finished. An after the fall of Voldemort retrospective with a working title of "Whatever happened to the Defense Association" 40 years after Voldie kicking it, Harry Potter is gone and presumed dead, despite frequent 'Potter Sightings' ala Elvis, from the POV of a Reporter named Harry Thomas Beckett (an OC obviously) who is looking to prevent Harry from falling into legend On the Technomage front, here's a preview of a bit of Harry's visit with Neville at the end of the summer before 3rd year. It's after their birthdays, and Neville has taken to the potions tutor his grandmother found for him... Said tutor seems somehow familiar to Harry, but he can't quite put his finger on where he's seen the man before. As a sort of tribute to our man Neville from the last HP Movie, here is Harry getting shown around Longbottom Hall... …-===ooo000ooo===-… "What is this?" Harry asked as he stood back to stare at the huge ornate bronze bell, complete with a pair of life sized apparently clockwork iron trolls standing on either side with hammers at the ready. "Hmm?" Neville asked as he turned to see what Harry was looking at. "Oh, that's the Doom Bell." "Doom Bell?" Harry repeated looking at the great bronze casting suspiciously. "As in Doctor Doom?" "Who?" Neville asked, with a confused expression. "Never heard of him. Why would a Muggle Healer need a bell?" "Different kind of Doctor, and as far as I know he doesn't need a bell," Harry laughed. "Ok, why does the Longbottom family have a bell?" "The Doom Bell rings when the Longbottoms go to war. Its a kind of warning, you know? Somehow the Doom Bell is charmed so that every Witch and Wizard in Britain can hear it and know what is coming at them." Harry turned slowly to stare at this friend. "You're messing with me." "Don't judge the family by what you know of me Harry. The Longbottoms are to Magical Britain what Franklin's family is to New York," Neville smiled, "though maybe with a bit less property damage." Harry blinked, "you're serious?" "Hell, yes. The Longbottoms are a serious clan, we've been involved in every major conflict Magical Britain has had, and a few Muggle ones as well. Someday I might end up having to put on the Cardie, and then the Bell will toll for me." "The Cardie?" "Yeah, it's over here," Neville led the way to a glass case where on a human form manikin was a black and grey cardigan. Harry took in the obvious ancient garment with a look of surprise, especially after he realized that the pattern in the woolen fabric was made up of runic arrays. "This is it, the traditional Longbottom clan War Cardigan." Neville took in Harry's expression of incredulity with a smile. "The case is charmed so that no human can open it. Only an elf, and even then, only one certain elf at a time. He brings the Cardie to the current Longbottom of Longbottom and as soon as it is worn, the Doom Bell rings. Grandad always said that was to let the Devil know that he was going to have company, and lots of it." Neville sighed. "Sometimes I really miss Grandad. Come on, we don't want to be late for potions.". - For anyone who cares, I've also got an original piece or two over at fictionpress.com... | |||||||||
1. Triwizard Tales » reviews- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 800 - Updated: 1-11-12 - Published: 11-29-11 - Harry P. & Susan B. - Complete2. Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual » reviewsRenamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,330 - Reviews: 1296 - Updated: 1-8-12 - Published: 2-13-083. The Meeting reviewsOne of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 9-22-11 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete4. Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting » reviewsAfter the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DGHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,465 - Reviews: 437 - Updated: 8-14-11 - Published: 8-30-08 - Harry P. & Tracey D.5. Harry Potter and the Freak reviewsIt was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 8-7-11 - Harry P. - Complete6. Harry Potter and the Sandy Crack Shack reviews- Seven years after the fall of Voldemort George and Angelina Weasley are on their honeymoon. On a dare George takes his new bride to a special beach, and there they meet someone from their past.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 8-4-11 - Harry P. & Dean T. - Complete7. Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage » reviewsHarry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noshipCrossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 119,022 - Reviews: 3139 - Updated: 7-18-11 - Published: 12-7-07 - Harry P. & A. E. Stark/Tony8. Harry Potter and the Elder Sect reviewsWhen Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 184 - Published: 6-4-11 - Harry P.9. Harry Potter and it's a Hufflepuff Omniverse » reviewsHarry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,628 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 5-5-11 - Published: 11-24-07 - Harry P.10. Harry Potter and the Sun Source » reviewsThis is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless withHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 106,788 - Reviews: 1509 - Updated: 2-11-11 - Published: 9-11-08 - Harry P.11. Road Trip reviewsAfter the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,704 - Reviews: 82 - Published: 12-13-10 - Harry P. - Complete12. Harry Potter and the Distaff Side » reviewsVoldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,862 - Reviews: 997 - Updated: 9-22-10 - Published: 11-16-07 - Harry P. & Luna L.13. The Board reviewsFollowing the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 199 - Published: 9-15-10 - Complete14. Technomagical Ideas » reviewsA collection of shorts, homages, omakes and generally bad ideas that come from my Invincible Technomage fic. Some of these may actually appear in the main story, but most won't.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 6-11-10 - Published: 6-8-1015. The Conversation reviewsHarry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 74 - Published: 3-22-10 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete16. The Marriage Contracts Redux » reviewsA rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 68,647 - Reviews: 174 - Published: 3-22-10 - Harry P. & Daphne G. - Complete17. Harry Potter and the Clockwork Leap » reviewsA conceptual fusion of the Harry Potter series and the Quantum Leap TV Show. Chapters 1 and 2 extracted from my Thrilling Tales anthology/Bunny HutchCrossover - Quantum Leap & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,123 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 3-10-10 - Harry P.18. The Truth » reviewsOn his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,065 - Reviews: 302 - Updated: 1-21-10 - Published: 10-14-09 - Harry P. - Complete19. Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper » reviewsHarry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,620 - Reviews: 764 - Updated: 1-12-10 - Published: 8-27-07 - Harry P. & Susan B. - Complete20. Harry Potter and YASMWTS » reviewsThe 'Do Over' story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It's been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,003 - Reviews: 172 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 12-11-08 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.21. Incredible » reviewsHarry and Hermione travel the world in search of a way to destroy Riddle's horcruxes, in their search they take a wrong turn and save a man from his fate, in the process they discover a new source of power with a horrible price.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,095 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 11-20-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.22. Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts » reviewsThe War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,466 - Reviews: 1783 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 2-17-08 - Harry P. & Daphne G. - Complete23. Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal » reviewsThe Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron GinnyHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,236 - Reviews: 1390 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 9-28-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete24. Hogwarts The Musical » reviewsThe Slytherins put on a showHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-1-08 - Lucius M. & Draco M. - Complete25. Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality reviewsHermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/NooneHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 1-18-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete26. Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute » reviewsVoldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,007 - Reviews: 332 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-2-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete27. Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech reviewsOne Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 81 - Published: 9-29-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete28. Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen reviewsOne shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 91 - Published: 9-29-07 - Harry P. - Complete29. Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons reviewsOne Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 7-27-07 - Harry P. - Complete30. Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not » reviewsComplete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 67,709 - Reviews: 419 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 7-26-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete