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Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter. According to my stats, an amazing number of people have been looking at this, so maybe I ought to put something profound here: The Ten Commandments for Technicians 1. Beware the lightning that lurketh in the un-discharged capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner. 2. Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to be opened and thusly tagged, that thy days in this earthly vale of tears be long. 3. Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiateth and upon which thou worketh are grounded and thusly tagged lest they cause thee to make like a radiator, too. 4. Tarry not amongst those fools that engageth in intentional shocks, for surely they are non-believers and are not long for this world. 5. Take care that thou useth the proper method when thou takest the measure of a high voltage circuit lest thou incinerate both thyself and thy meter. 6. Take care thou tampereth not with safety devices and interlocks, for this incureth the wrath of thy supervisor and bringeth the fury of the safety inspector upon thy head and shoulders. 7. Work thou not on energized equipment, for if thou dost, thy fellow workers will surely buy beers for thy widow and console her in other ways. 8. Service thou not equipment alone, for electrical cooking is a slothful process and thou wilst sizzle in thine own juices until thy Maker sees fit to end thy misery. 9. Trifle thou not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou commence to glow like unto a lightning bug and thy wife have no further use for thee except thy wages. 10. Thou shalt not make unauthorized modifications to equipment, but causeth thou to be recorded all field changes and authorized modifications made by thee lest thy successor tear his hair out and go slowly mad in his attempt to decide what manner of creature hath made a nest in the wiring of such equipment. | |||||||||||||
1. Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage » reviewsHarry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noshipHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,946 - Reviews: 1996 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 12-7-07 - Harry P.2. Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual » reviewsRenamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,283 - Reviews: 983 - Updated: 10-28-09 - Published: 2-13-083. The Truth reviewsOn his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,565 - Reviews: 77 - Published: 10-14-09 - Harry P.4. Harry Potter and the Distaff Side » reviewsVoldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,161 - Reviews: 636 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 11-16-07 - Harry P. & Luna L.5. Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting » reviewsAfter the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DGHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,316 - Reviews: 237 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 8-30-08 - Harry P.6. Harry Potter and the Sun Source » reviewsThis is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn’t found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless withHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,405 - Reviews: 710 - Updated: 9-2-09 - Published: 9-11-08 - Harry P.7. Harry Potter and YASMWTS » reviewsThe ‘Do Over’ story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It’s been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,003 - Reviews: 153 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 12-11-08 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.8. Incredible » reviewsHarry and Hermione travel the world in search of a way to destroy Riddle's horcruxes, in their search they take a wrong turn and save a man from his fate, in the process they discover a new source of power with a horrible price.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,095 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 11-20-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.9. Harry Potter and it's a Hufflepuff Omniverse » reviewsHarry is sent to a alternate reality by a petulant Tom Riddle, and the Hufflepuff Collective isn't happy about it at all.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 11-24-07 - Harry P.10. Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts » reviewsThe War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,466 - Reviews: 1631 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 2-17-08 - Harry P. & Daphne G. - Complete11. Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper » reviewsHarry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,320 - Reviews: 591 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 8-27-07 - Harry P.12. Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal » reviewsThe Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron GinnyHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,236 - Reviews: 1222 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 9-28-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete13. Hogwarts The Musical » reviewsThe Slytherins put on a showHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-1-08 - Lucius M. & Draco M. - Complete14. Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality reviewsHermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/NooneHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 1-18-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete15. Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute » reviewsVoldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,007 - Reviews: 265 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-2-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete16. Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech reviewsOne Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 9-29-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete17. Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen reviewsOne shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 9-29-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete18. Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons reviewsOne Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 7-27-07 - Harry P. - Complete19. Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not » reviewsComplete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 67,709 - Reviews: 348 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 7-26-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
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