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since: 06-12-07, id: 1299031, Profile edited: 07-14-08
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Friends, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Midnighters.

Hey, I'm Anne, and I'm from Missouri. I have no clue how many people will actually read this, but it's fun to type it all up, so here we go!...

My Hobbies- reading, listening to music, hanging out with my friends, running, playing softball, watching tv, being on the computer, writing, singing, playing the piano/french horn

Favorites

Movies- A Christmas Story, Amazing Grace, Anastasia, Enchanted, Ever After, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Harry Potter 1, 2, and 3 (especially the first one, I saw it recently, and I had forgotten how cute and little all the kids look!), How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Just Like Heaven, Legally Blonde, The Matrix, Miracle, Music and Lyrics, Narnia, National Treasure, Pirates of the Caribbean(all of them), Spiderman movies, The Wedding Singer

Books- Harry Potter, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, East, The Midnighters, Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, A Wrinkle in Time, A Wind in the Door, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants(the 3rd one), Dealing With Dragons, Inkspell, the Mediator books, Amber Spyglass
Favorite Harry Potter Era: Marauders, but right now I am loving the DH epilogue generation(Teddy, Victoire, Rose, Scorpius, Albus, etc.)

TV Shows- Friends, Gilmore Girls, House, Numb3rs, What I Like About You, 8 Simple Rules, Reba

Artists/Bands- Alan Jackson, Anna Nalick, The Beatles, Bob Marley, By The Tree, Carrie Underwood, Casting Crowns, The Clash, Disney stuff(Not Hannah Montana or anything-ick. Songs from movies and stuff), Dixie Chicks, The Eagles, Elvis, Godspell, Goo Goo Dolls, Johnny Cash, Maroon 5, Music and Lyrics music, The Police, Queen, Relient K, Sonicflood, Sugarland, Taylor Swift, They Might Be Giants, Tobymac, U2, West Side Story music, The Who, Wicked soundtrack

Actors/Actresses- Justin Bartha(my husband), Hugh Laurie(I. Love. Him.), all other House actors, Steve Carell, Amy Poehler, Will Feral, Courtney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Lauren Graham, Reese Witherspoon

Pairings-

Harry Potter: RonxHermione, HarryxGinny, JamesxLily, RemusxTonks, BillxFleur, TeddyxVictoire, RosexScorpius, FredxAngelina, GeorgexAlicia, GeorgexAngelina(after all, it's canon now), LeexKatie

Twilight: EdwardxBella, JasperxAlice, EmmettxRosalie, CarlislexEsme, QuilxClaire, SamxEmily, JaredxKim, JacobxOC

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: BridgetxEric, LenaxPaul or LenaxKostos, CarmenxWin, TibbyxBrian

Pirates of the Caribbean: Willabeth(Will and Elizabeth for those who don't know the little pairing names), JackxAnaMaria or JackxOC

Friends: Mondler(MonicaxChandler), Lobsters(RossxRachel), PhoebexMike, JoeyxAlex or JoeyxOC

Gilmore Girls: Java Junkies(LukexLorelai), LanexZach, Literati(RoryxJess), kind of RoryxDean(I would have liked Rory to ultimately end up with Jess, but I loved Rory and Dean in the first season)

What I Like About You: ValxVic, HollyxVince, TinaxGary

Inkheart/Inkspell- MeggiexFarid, ResaxMo, RoxannexDustfinger

Series of Unfortunate Events: VioletxQuigley, IsadoraxKlaus

Least Favorite Pairings- Any pairing different from the ones listed above. It's rather sad, really, I don't like reading any stories that mess with any of these pairings...I'm a very narrow-minded person when it comes to pairings, and usually only like cannon couples. So please forgive me for hating most of those way out there pairings that you people who are more creative than I have come up with=D

Latest Pairing obsessions: RosexScorpius...I absolutely LOVE them, and I have no idea why =D...I mean there's no evidence in the books, really, but all the stories I've read have sort of made me addicted to them...if you know any really good stories about them, tell me!

My Current Favorite Song: Way Back Into Love, Music and Lyrics

Harry Potter Quotes-

Harry- "Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"

Harry- "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

Harry- "Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?"

Harry- "Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."

Harry- “They’re evacuating the younger kids and everyone’s meeting in the Great Hall to get organized,. We’re fighting.”

Hermione- "Merlin's pants!"

Hermione- "You-complete-arse-Ronald-Weasley!"

Hermione- "Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?"

Hermione- "I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed."

Hermione- "Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?"

Hermione- "Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
Ron- "Oh, yeah. Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!"
Hermione- "Ron!"
Ron- "Well, they are, they're twitchy..."

Ron- "I love you, Hermione."
Hermione- (blushes) "Don't let Lavender hear you say that."

Ron- "And what in the name of Merlin's most baggy Y fronts was that about?"

Ron- ""Aaaah...when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."

Ron/Hermione- "Always the tone of surprise."

Ron- "From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

Ron- "I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

Ron- "IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!"

Ron- "Don't get too friendly with him, Rosie. Grampa Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pureblood."

Ron- "Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night. What do you think that means?"
Harry- "Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something."

Ron- "Bless him...and when you think I used to fantasize about cutting off his head and sticking it to the wall!"

Ginny- "The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible, if you've got enough nerve."

Ginny- "That's the silver lining I've been looking for."

Fred- "He can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo if he wants to."

Fred- "Well who wouldn't want a holiday after all the hard work he's been putting in?"

Fred- "Give her hell from us, Peeves."

Fred- “For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”

"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--"

"Hello, Harry," said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones."

George- "You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

Luna- "It's all right, I can see them too. Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am."

"I'll distract them all," she said. "Use your Cloak." And before he could say a word, she had cried, "Oooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!" and pointed out the window.

Sirius- "You should have died! Died rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!"

Lily- "You've been so brave."

James- "You are nearly there. Very close. We are...so proud of you."

Neville- "I'll join you when hell freezes over."

Mrs. Weasley- "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

Percy- "Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?"

Mrs. Figg- "Of course I know Dumbledore, who doesn't know Dumbledore?"

Other Quotes-

"Cross Country is a real sport...all the others are just games!" -poster at my school

"They don't know that we know they know we know!" -Phoebe Buffay, Friends

"I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically...grammatically." -Jack Sparrow, PotC, Curse of the Black Pearl

"Running is like mouthwash- If it burns, it's working." -Another poster at my school

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman." -Jack Sparrow, PotC, Curse of the Black Pearl

"You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas." -Joey Tribbiani, Friends

Elizabeth: "Tell him thank you."
David: "We're really grateful, Jack."
Jack: "I'm not doin' it for you."
David: "Then why are you doing it?"
Jack: "Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help movin' a body. When that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you." -Just Like Heaven

Elle: "Warner, what kind of shoes are these?"
Warner Huntington III: "Umm...black ones."
- Legally Blonde

"Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?" -Jack Sparrow, PotC, Dead Man's Chest

"I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" -Chandler Bing, Friends

Michel: "Well, you know what happens when you assume."
Lorelai: "What?"
Michel: "I don't know. Something about a donkey. It is a stupid American phrase." -Gilmore Girls

Riley Poole: "Why can't they just say, 'go to this place, and here is the treasure; spend it wisely'?" -National Treasure

Van: "C'mon, Jake! Hitting is fun!"
Jake: "Not when you're the one getting hit!"
Van: "Is that why you did so bad the other day? Because you were afraid getting hit?"
Jake: "Yeah. I also don't wanna get set on fire. I'm wierd." -Reba

Rachel: "How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?"
Dr. Long: "Three."

Ross: "Just three? I'm dilated three!" -Friends:

Emmett: "How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?"
Enrique: "Three months."
Emmett: "And your boyfriend's name is..."
Enrique: "Chuck."
Emmett: "Right."
courtroom gasps
Enrique: "Pardon me, pardon me. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend."
Chuck: "YOU BITCH"
- Legally Blonde

Riley Poole: "It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant."(hugs statue)
-National Treasure

Joey: "Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point."
Rachel: "A moo point?"
Joey: "Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."
Rachel: "Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?" -Friends

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. (I've also tipped over my entire desk during Spanish class...)

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have tripped up an escalator, too, cause I was going on the down one the wrong way...and yes, I know it was stupid...)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just let that stupid rabbit have the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs or drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile!

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a band geek and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that HarryHermione shippers are delusional(especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you love Jacob Black, but would kill Bella if she picked him over Edward, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think radio NASCAR is the most stupid thing ever to be invented, copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever posted on the TWILIGHTDOM on the forums, copy and past this on your profile. If you haven't, go there. Now. right now. stop reading. just go. NOW. http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/T_w_i_l_i_g_h_t_d_o_m/31943/

R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley.

They will never be forgotten.




1. Don't Get Too Friendly With Him, Rosie
Blurb-It really was quite ridiculous how big of a fuss Ron was making over this. After all, it is his fault that it all happened...Slight RxS oneshot, a tiny bit of RxHr too. R&R if you want to make me happy! : Hope you like it! Rated T to be really safe
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 7-12-08
2. 10 Things You Never Knew
All right, I'm copying someone else's idea, so sue me! 10 things you never knew about the Harry Potter characters...R&R please, and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 7-11-08
3. The iPod of Harry Potter » reviews
Just a bunch of sonfics featuring all my favorite pairings and maybe others.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-23-08 - Published: 2-22-08
4. The Blue Time Beyond Bixby » reviews
postBlue Noon fic, because, let's face it, the series ending sucked. This is my take on what SHOULD have happened after Blue Noon. pairings: JessxJonathon, MelissaxRex rating may change later
Midnighters - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 12-12-07
5. Goodbye, Fred » reviews
FredAngelina story post Deathly Hallows. Spoilers alert! Do not read if you haven't read the 7th book. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-1-08 - Published: 6-18-07
6. You know you're obsessed with PotC when reviews
Here's another list, I hope you like it!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-27-07 - Published: 7-27-07
7. You know you're obsessed with Friends when reviews
This is my second obsession list, and I'll be writing a couple more, too, because they're really fun to write. I hope you like it!
Friends - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 7-26-07
8. You know you're obsessed with Twilight when » reviews
I just thought this would be fun to write...please read! I hope you like it! Probably a one shot, but if I get any more bursts of creativity, I might change that. You're welcome to give me ideas too!
Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 7-7-07
9. Grow Old With You reviews
DH spoilers! Ron and Hermione have been together for almost three years. Ron hears a song and gets an idea...oneshot
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-24-07 - Published: 7-24-07
10. Finally! reviews
Hermione has liked Ron for ages. Will she finally tell him? Set at Bill and Fleur's wedding.I know it's not very original, deal with it! R&R please! oneshot
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-20-07
11. I'm Going Home reviews
Bella has finally become a vampire, but something happens on her first hunting trip. Songfic to Home, by Daughtry. I hope you like it! This should be just a one shot, I'm not planning on continuing it, sorry.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 6-18-07
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