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since: 06-12-07, id: 1299031, Profile Updated: 05-29-09
country: United States
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Friends, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Midnighters.

Hey, I'm Anne, and I'm from Missouri. I have no clue how many people will actually read this, but it's fun to type it all up, so here we go!...

My Hobbies- reading, listening to music, hanging out with my friends, running, playing softball, watching tv, being on the computer, writing, singing, playing the piano/french horn

Favorites

Movies- A Christmas Story, Amazing Grace, Anastasia, Enchanted, Ever After, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Harry Potter 1, 2, and 3 (especially the first one, I saw it recently, and I had forgotten how cute and little all the kids look!), How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Just Like Heaven, Legally Blonde, The Matrix, Miracle, Music and Lyrics, Narnia, National Treasure, Pirates of the Caribbean(all of them), Spiderman movies, The Wedding Singer, The 10th Kingdom

Books- Harry Potter, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, East, The Midnighters, Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, A Wrinkle in Time, A Wind in the Door, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants(the 3rd one), Dealing With Dragons, Inkspell, the Mediator books, Amber Spyglass
Favorite Harry Potter Era: Marauders, but right now I am loving the DH epilogue generation(Teddy, Victoire, Rose, Scorpius, Albus, etc.)

TV Shows- Friends, House, Supernatural, Gilmore Girls, Numb3rs

Artists/Bands- Anna Nalick, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Casting Crowns, Chicago, The Clash, Disney stuff(Not Hannah Montana or anything-ick. Songs from movies and stuff), Dixie Chicks, The Eagles, Elvis, Godspell, Goo Goo Dolls, Johnny Cash, Maroon 5, The Police, Queen, Relient K, Sonicflood, Sting, Taylor Swift, They Might Be Giants, Tobymac, U2, The Who

Musicals- Wicked, Legally Blonde, Spamalot, Annie, Sound of Music, West Side Story, Fiddler on the Roof, My Fair Lady, The Producers

Actors/Actresses- Justin Bartha(my husband), Hugh Laurie(I. Love. Him.), all other House actors, Tina Fey, Steve Carell, Amy Poehler, Will Feral, Lisa Kudrow, Reese Witherspoon

Pairings-

Harry Potter: RonxHermione, HarryxGinny, JamesxLily, RemusxTonks, BillxFleur, TeddyxVictoire, RosexScorpius, FredxAngelina, GeorgexAlicia, GeorgexAngelina(after all, it's canon now), LeexKatie

Twilight: EdwardxBella, JasperxAlice, EmmettxRosalie, CarlislexEsme, JacobxNessie, QuilxClaire, SamxEmily, JaredxKim

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: BridgetxEric, LenaxPaul or LenaxKostos, CarmenxWin, TibbyxBrian

Pirates of the Caribbean: Willabeth, JackxAnaMaria or JackxOC

Friends: Mondler(MonicaxChandler), Lobsters(RossxRachel), PhoebexMike, JoeyxAlex or JoeyxOC

Gilmore Girls: Java Junkies(LukexLorelai), LanexZach, Literati(RoryxJess), kind of RoryxDean(I would have liked Rory to ultimately end up with Jess, but I loved Rory and Dean in the first season)

What I Like About You: ValxVic, HollyxVince, TinaxGary

Ink Series- MeggiexDoria(Sorry, Farid lovers! I love him too, and I loved him with Meggie in the first two books...but Doria and Meggie are just right for each other...sorry! I do believe Farid will get a happy ending though...maybe he'll meet someone while he's traveling o_0), ResaxMo, RoxannexDustfinger

Series of Unfortunate Events: VioletxQuigley, IsadoraxKlaus

Least Favorite Pairings- Any pairing different from the ones listed above. It's rather sad, really, I don't like reading any stories that mess with any of these pairings...I'm a very narrow-minded person when it comes to pairings, and usually only like cannon couples. So please forgive me for hating most of those way out there pairings that you people who are more creative than I have come up with=D

Latest Pairing obsessions: RosexScorpius...I absolutely LOVE them, and I have no idea why =D...I mean there's no evidence in the books, really, but all the stories I've read have sort of made me addicted to them...if you know any really good stories about them, tell me!

Harry Potter Quotes-

Harry:
- "Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"
- "Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?"
- "Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
- “They’re evacuating the younger kids and everyone’s meeting in the Great Hall to get organized. We’re fighting.”

Hermione:
- "Merlin's pants!"
- "You-complete-arse-Ronald-Weasley!"
- "Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?"
- "I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed."
- "Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?"

Hermione- "Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
Ron- "Oh, yeah. Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!"
Hermione- "Ron!"
Ron- "Well, they are, they're twitchy..."

Ron/Hermione- "Always the tone of surprise."

Ron:
- "I love you, Hermione."
- "And what in the name of Merlin's most baggy Y fronts was that about?"
- "Aaaah...when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."
- "From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
- "I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
- "IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!"
- "Don't get too friendly with him, Rosie. Grampa Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pureblood."
- "Bless him...and when you think I used to fantasize about cutting off his head and sticking it to the wall!"

Ron- "Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night. What do you think that means?"
Harry- "Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something."

Ginny:
- "The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible, if you've got enough nerve."
- "That's the silver lining I've been looking for."

Fred:
- "He can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo if he wants to."
- "Well who wouldn't want a holiday after all the hard work he's been putting in?"
- "Give her hell from us, Peeves."
- “For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”

George:
- "You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
- "Hello, Harry. We thought we heard your dulcet tones."

Luna:
- "It's all right, I can see them too. Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am."
- "I'll distract them all. Use your Cloak...Oooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!"

Sirius:
- "You should have died! Died rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!"

Lily:
- "You've been so brave."

James:
- "You are nearly there. Very close. We are...so proud of you."

Neville:
- "I'll join you when hell freezes over."

Mrs. Weasley:
- "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

Percy:
- "Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?"

Mrs. Figg:
- "Of course I know Dumbledore, who doesn't know Dumbledore?"

Other Quotes-

"Cross Country is a real sport...all the others are just games!" -poster at my school

"They don't know that we know they know we know!" -Phoebe Buffay, Friends

"I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically...grammatically." -Jack Sparrow

"Running is like mouthwash- If it burns, it's working." -Another poster at my school

"You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas." -Joey Tribbiani

Elle: "Warner, what kind of shoes are these?"
Warner: "Umm...black ones."
- Legally Blonde

"Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?" -Jack Sparrow

"I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" -Chandler Bing

Michel: "Well, you know what happens when you assume."
Lorelai: "What?"
Michel: "I don't know. Something about a donkey. It is a stupid American phrase." -Gilmore Girls

Riley Poole: "Why can't they just say, 'go to this place, and here is the treasure; spend it wisely'?" -National Treasure

Rachel: "How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?"
Dr. Long: "Three."
Ross: "Just three? I'm dilated three!" -Friends

Emmett: "How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?"
Enrique: "Three months."
Emmett: "And your boyfriend's name is..."
Enrique: "Chuck."
Emmett: "Right."
courtroom gasps
Enrique: "Pardon me, pardon me. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend."
Chuck: "YOU BITCH"
- Legally Blonde

Riley Poole: "It's a big blue-ish green man... with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant."(hugs statue)
-National Treasure

Joey: "Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point."
Rachel: "A moo point?"
Joey: "Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."
Rachel: "Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?" -Friends

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just let that stupid rabbit have the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs or drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile!

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a band geek and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that HarryxHermione shippers are delusional(especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you love Jacob Black, but would kill Bella if she picked him over Edward, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you think radio NASCAR is the most stupid thing ever to be invented, copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever posted on the TWILIGHTDOM on the forums, copy and past this on your profile. If you haven't, go there. Now. right now. stop reading. just go. NOW. http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/T_w_i_l_i_g_h_t_d_o_m/31943/

R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley.

They will never be forgotten.

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1. The iPod of Harry Potter » reviews
Just a bunch of sonfics featuring all my favorite pairings and maybe others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 2-22-08 - Harry P. & Ginny W.
2. Don't Get Too Friendly With Him, Rosie reviews
Blurb-It really was quite ridiculous how big of a fuss Ron was making over this. After all, it is his fault that it all happened...Slight RxS oneshot, a tiny bit of RxHr too. R&R if you want to make me happy! : Hope you like it! Rated T to be really safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-08 - Scorpius M. & Ron W. - Complete
3. 10 Things You Never Knew reviews
All right, I'm copying someone else's idea, so sue me! 10 things you never knew about the Harry Potter characters...R&R please, and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P.
4. The Blue Time Beyond Bixby » reviews
postBlue Noon fic, because, let's face it, the series ending sucked. This is my take on what SHOULD have happened after Blue Noon. pairings: JessxJonathon, MelissaxRex rating may change later
Midnighters - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 12-12-07
5. Goodbye, Fred » reviews
FredAngelina story post Deathly Hallows. Spoilers alert! Do not read if you haven't read the 7th book. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-1-08 - Published: 6-18-07 - Fred W. & Angelina J.
6. You know you're obsessed with PotC when reviews
Here's another list, I hope you like it!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-07
7. You know you're obsessed with Friends when reviews
This is my second obsession list, and I'll be writing a couple more, too, because they're really fun to write. I hope you like it!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-26-07
8. You know you're obsessed with Twilight when » reviews
I just thought this would be fun to write...please read! I hope you like it! Probably a one shot, but if I get any more bursts of creativity, I might change that. You're welcome to give me ideas too!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 7-7-07
9. Grow Old With You reviews
DH spoilers! Ron and Hermione have been together for almost three years. Ron hears a song and gets an idea...oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-24-07 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
10. Finally! reviews
Hermione has liked Ron for ages. Will she finally tell him? Set at Bill and Fleur's wedding.I know it's not very original, deal with it! R&R please! oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-20-07 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
11. I'm Going Home reviews
Bella has finally become a vampire, but something happens on her first hunting trip. Songfic to Home, by Daughtry. I hope you like it! This should be just a one shot, I'm not planning on continuing it, sorry.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-07 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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