
Greetings, writers and fellow novelists-to-be, and welcome to a glimpse of the dark corner of my shadow-filled mind. Be warned, BlackChaos is not responsible for mental breakdowns and complete sanity lapses. Thank you.
Age: The square root, of the square root, of 50,625. If you have the patience to find that, you deserve to know my age.
Gender: I lack a pair of chromosomes named after the 24th letter of the alphabet
Location: ...Yes, I am currently home. Where is that? Somewhere in the eastern USA.
My real name is Phillip, but anyone reading this now knows me as the author BlackChaos105. I have been writing for as long as I can remember, hiding in the shadows, callous and emotionless, using my literature as a vent, but now I can write without hiding it, writing from my dark throne of a writing center (Hence the picture). I consult with insane friend and fellow writer Imaginary Chibi Monkey, who posted his first story last month, after having an account for a year! I'm so proud of him! Needless to say, his imagination is vast, and now I believe some of his insanity has rubbed off on me... Anyway, I am known in stories to mess with characters slightly, but I always try to shift the story to match them. Please, tell me what you think of my stories and tell me how to improve. Among fellow writers and readers, I take criticism very well. I update as often as possible, but sadly my summer vacation includes many reluctant trips, and school, well, you know. Please, read on and enjoy the stories to come, I promise they will be worth the wait. From time to time, I will be giving offers of OC creation, so keep your eyes out, and remember to review so I get some feedback. As I'm sure everyone has noticed, I've barely updated any of my work since almost last year. I want to apologize. School has been very daunting, but summer is here, and I intend to start updating again. However, this will be after my internet connection is fixed, so it isn't so incredibly slow. If I get lucky one day like today and the connection is nice, I'll update. But, most likely I'll be another week or two at least. Again, my sincerest apologies, and I hope you are all still there to read my work. Thank you.
Now, some extra info about BlackChaos:
Likes: Writing (Not just fanfiction, BlackChaos is a novelist-to-be, and writes for his school newspaper) singing (BlackChaos has aspirations to be a musician), playing Bass Guitar, listening to music, dogs, reviews (they satiate BlackChaos in the long hours of the night...) devouring immortal souls (He says they taste like chicken...) reading fanfiction
Dislikes: Fanfictions composed entirely around romance in yaoi (If the story actually has a plot, and isn't just lovey-doveyness, then he has no problems. BlackChaos has no problems with homosexuals and supports open love with homosexuals, just the lovey-dovey fanfiction composed entirely around the fact that it's yaoi.) Smug bastards, bullies, WRITER'S BLOCK (His arch-enemy) Lack of money (BlackChaos cannot buy games and music he wants, and cannot get a decent job) Tortillas and greasy foods (Don't ask, BlackChaos holds mental lock against food he eats right before illness incflicts itself on him, the Stomach Virus and the Flu are cruel to BlackChaos...)
Games: Kingdom Hearts I & II, Final Fantasy VII-XII, Star Ocean 3, etc. (BlackChaos is an RPG master, specifically Square-Enix games) Guitar Hero (He's been getting good at GH3) Devil May Cry 1-4 (EXTREME Devil May Cry fan now! Beat DMC4 in 2 days!) Drakengard 2, Valkrie Profile 2: Silmeria, Assassin's Creed, Dragon Quest VIII, Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis, Atelier Iris 3
Music: Jim Croce, Harry Chapin, Billy Joel, Beatles (BlackChaos was mostly old fasioned in music throughout his life, until...) Fall Out Boy (Damn, emo band actually has good inspiration music) Green Day, (Same, just, without being emo band), Panic! At the Disco, (For a Fall Out Boy wannabe, they aren't bad) Three Days Grace (Y'know, for heavy metal, their pretty much alternative rock, and BlackChaos likes that!) Papa Roach (Yeah! He says Papa Roach is AWESOME!) Linkin Park (Pretty good band in his opinion) Dragonforce (AWESOME!) My Chemical Romance, Killswitch Engage, Fort Minor, System of A Down, Serj Tankian, The Vitamin String Quartet, Avenged Sevenfold (VERY inspirational to BlackChaos, as the ended up getting together right out of High School) Daughtry, Daniel Powter, The Starting Line, Staind, Trapt, Red Hot Chili Peppers, One-winged Angel (Got it on his ipod!) 1000 Words (Same!) RENT (Damn good play!) Phantom of the Opera (Good music! He calls Andrew Lloyd Webber a genius!)
Theme Song: Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Green Day. BlackChaos is a loner, and often feels alone, with a broken mind, due to his past...) or One-X (Three Days Grace, very awesome and very BlackChaos!)
Due to some recent conversation, BlackChaos now is in contact with the almighty God, and a Leprechaun. Due to his generosity, BlackChaos will provide the phone numbers to call to hear messages from them:
Almighty God: 207-228-0146
Leprechaun: 571-527-2046
Seriously, call these numbers, BlackChaos isn't lying. The message is quick on both numbers, and you will probably laugh.
Now, onto an important matter: BLACKCHAOS105'S TOP SEVEN MOST DESPISED PAIRINGS OF KINGDOM HEARTS!
1. Cloud x Leon
Okay BlackChaos absolutely HATES this pairing! They're barely ever seen NEAR each other, and even then, they're only hanging out when KILLING HEARTLESS! BlackChaos doesn't think that can be counted as a date! Besides, has everyone forgotten Tifa, Aerith, & Yuffie?! I mean, come on! Some of the other pairings of Cloud or Leon with ANY of them were pretty funny or actually decent!
2. Riku x Mickey
Okay, BlackChaos has one thing to say:
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! HE'S A #ING MOUSE! AND RIKU'S A HUMAN! H-U-M-A-N! YOU'RE TALKING INTERBREEDING HERE!
3. Marluxia x Namine
Come on people! It's blatantly obvious that he's gay! And Namine deserves better!
4. Larxene x Namine
Okay, this is just plain psychotic. HELLO?! LARXENE IS A SADIST! NAMINE IS A 14 YEAR OLD NOBODY! LARXENE WOULD KILL HER FOR PLEASURE!
5. Sora x Roxas
Okay, you people are nuts. SORA IS ROXAS! THAT'S BASICALLY ASEXUAL BEHAVIOR!
6. Kairi x Namine
SAME AS ABOVE!
7. Kairi x Axel
BlackChaos doesn't see how this is possible. This should be higher on the list. HE TRIED TO ING KIDNAP HER PEOPLE! OTHER THAN THAT, THEY'RE NEVER SEEN TOGETHER! WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS MAKES SENSE?!
Okay, BlackChaos is done.
Anyway, some random stuff, none of which is from me, all copy and paste stuff:
How You Know You are an American:
1. You type your e-mail password into the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.
3. The reason you don't keep in touch with your friends is because they don't have a myspace or e-mail account.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the TV remote than to just get up and push the button.
6. Even your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
7. As you read this list, you just smile and nod.
8. You are thinking about sending this to your friends.
9. You where too busy to notice that there is no #5.
10. You just looked up to see if there really was no number 5.
11. Now you are laughing at your own stupidity.
12. Put this on your profile if you fell for it, and I know you did!
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, ForbiddenRumors, BlackChaos105
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crash.
Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.
But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crash, I ran as fast as I could
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...
Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you
If you almost cried while you read this, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit, Mist Lionshade, SkelexTheDarkAvenger, BlackChaos105
May their souls rest in peace...
Now then, here are two copy & pastes that I DID start.
People constantly make decisions without thinking of the repercussions that it will lead to. Light drug users, petty crooks, and so on. If you follow the belief of Avenged Sevenfold's 'Seize the Day', and belief that all actions must be thought through, all the way to events down the line, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: BlackChaos105
Ten percent luck, twenty percent skilll, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and 100 percent reason to remember the name. Mike Shinoda of Fort Minor sings this about the difficulty of songwriting, however, in life, this group of percentages can be applied to many things, including the challenges of writing. All who agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
Now, on to quotes:
"All the skill in the world to fix an error means nothing if you don't see the error." Mrs. Kilroy, Chorus teacher
"Why is there a chibified Kingdom Hearts above my moniter?" Me (I see chibis...)
"The world can go to hell in a handbasket, and I'll laugh when it does." Me
"Life sucks, deal with it." Imaginary Chibi Monkey
"I've been to hell, the Devil chased me away he was so scared." Me & Imaginary Chibi Monkey
"There are those who talk, those who act, then there's those who pay others to do stuff." Me
"If I kill him, and you all don't care, can I still get in trouble?" Imaginary Chibi Monkey (A line he wants me to have one of his OCs use)
"Wait for it, wait for it...SQUISH!" Imaginary Chibi Monkey (He is obsessed with the word 'squish')
"Homework sucks, why do we do it?" Me
"...BUTTERFLY!" Ararik (OC from MegaKiraraLover for my story)
"...Oh, what was that? I'm sorry, I was busy not caring." Me
"Give me one reason you're right, and I'll give you 1000 reasons why you're wrong." Me
"I am Super Jew! S-U-P-A J-O-O, Super Jew!" Me (I am indeed Jewish)
"No, I never thought I'd have to say this...No, you may not stab your pen through the ceiling." Mr. Schmitt, Global History 2 Teacher
"Do the White Tornado, Schmitt!" Pat, classmate
"No, no you'd all be blinded." Mr. Schmitt.
"The White Tornado?" Me
"My signature dance move." Mr. Schmitt.
"As you all may know, something terrible happened yesterday..." Mr. Schmitt
"Did you break your back doing the White Tornado?" Me
"No, no I AM The White Tornado!" Mr. Schmitt
"It's not the great who are strong, it's the strong who are great!" Albel Nox, Star Ocean 3
"So, for all intents and purposes, we have to, come out, of the closet?" Dylan, classmate (Has to do with our chorus teacher calling the auditorium a closet full of clothing)
"When you say mosh, we mosh!" Derek, classmate
"I could just imagine this happening: 'jing a ring-a-ling jing jing! Mosh!" Me (In response to Derek, by changing 'hey' in our chorus song to 'mosh'.)
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!" Adam Savage
"Quack, Damn you!" Jamie Hyneman
"Eagle!" JD, Scrubs
Sorry for the randomness, but insanity has taken hold...
??: Howdy!
??: Did you forget about us, Chaos?
Oh, jeez! Allow me to introduce my OCs:
Maragex: The Dark One (Main character of Organization Chaotica)
Maragex is a master of close range combat, and a highly intelligent nobody, with an equally unstable mental state. Due to some serious issues in his other's life, which I won't reveal here, he is extremely cautious and irritable.
Hair: Long, black
Eyes: Sinister purple shade
Weapon: Wolverine-esque claws
And now for OC 2:
Lucix: The Wild
Lucix the Wild is a rather unusual nobody with equally unusual tastes and voicings. He has a rather strange western cowboy accent...
Lucix: Howdy, evr'one!
Go away Lucix! Anyway, yeah, he's basically a cowboy to the core, even having the cowboy hat and the guns. He's always cheery, and loves to get on his little brother's nerves. Who's his little brother, you ask? Well...
Maragex: Go away, Lucix!
Lucix: Aw, don' be that way, lil bruthr! C'mere an' giv' yer big bruthr a hug!
Maragex: Just finish already Chaos! Quick!
Right! Anyway, yeah, he's Maragex's big brother, and has appeared in Organization Chaotica and Skelex and Friends. He's also a very talented string player, and stole Demyx's sitar after he joined, and played Green Day's "Holiday" right there on the spot.
That's it! No more! Stop reading! The profile's done! Look at my stories! LEAVE! BlackChaos, out.