A tiny bit about moi:
Hello to all out there.
Funeral.Bell, here! (F.Y.I - I am not a depressed person.)
I'm not not greatest author (at all) but I do hope to get better. Anyway, I want to give you a warning now in case you ever want to know something about me:
I am an extremely frightning person in the mornings and when I'm hyper. Try me. That's why people don't give me candy anymore T~T I'm also scary when people bother the living hell out of me.
My personality toward others is very serious and calm since I don't know how to scream at someone for my life. It always sounds cracked xD Then again, when I'm in FF, I'm always sooo cheerful especially when I'm reviewing (depends if their story is THAT good). But, even with all my seriousness, it's like a jinx, I'm not kidding, that I always attract the most attention when I'm not doing anything, or I just make one of the strangest/perverted/hyper-est friends people anyone could ever know. I seriously would love to know why I draw people's attention. I seriously would love to know O_o
More over, I am a proud vegetarian, I support the reason for more human subject use. Help stop animal cruelty! Just because they cannot talk doesn't mean they do not know pain! Help remove anymore animal testing! Stop the cruelty.
Think of the animals, think of our friends.

The icon? I'm pretty sure this is Mukuro from KHR. Love him, fanglings, love him~ owo

How often I go on FF: Daily. Yes, even when there is no update in my e-mail. I have a social life, but I get really inspired quickly that I have a need to jot down anything that comes to mind.

Nickname: Jane/Jonathan/Jean/Jean-François/Jen/Jenny. Whichever is fine. . .I do say, my friends really come up with the most strangest names, especially with the opposite gender.

Gender: Try and guess, get it wrong and I'll just laugh.

Age: Honest to goodness ~ 14.

Sign: Aquarius! WOOOT!

AIM: OmgWtfMeep

Favorite quote: "What we play is life." - Louis Armstrong

Favorite color: Orange :3

Favorite bands/Artist: Rise Against (THIS IS #1), Mindless self indulgence, Linkin Park, Flogging Molly, Goose, Alesana, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for my valentine, Madina Lake, System of a down/Serj Tankian, Aiden, Daft punk, Mute math, Rediscover, Funeral for a friend, Mayday parade, Dashboard confessional, Gackt, Billy Talent, Skillet, Lost prophets, Apocalyptica, Good Charlotte, ATC, Disturbed, 3 days grace, Bon jovi, Voltaire, Poets of the fall, Bowling for soup, KoRn, Breathe Carolina, Nickleback, Creed, Papa Roach, Simple plan, Switchfoot, Silverstein, Good with Grenades, 30 seconds to mars, Eminem, Aly & Aj, Sentenced, Trading yesterday, Red, Bayside, Elvin Crespo, Son of Rust, Lacuna Coil, Hoobastank, All time low, Sugar Cult, Every Avenue, Creed, Switchfoot, Sarina Paris, Eminem, Trading Yesterday, Equilibrium, Maroon 5, Blood on the Dance Floor, The Fray, Within Temptation, Secondhand Serenade, Relient-K, Fuel, Powerman 500, Daft punk, t.A.T.u, Vanilla sky.

Favorite disney songs: Lol XD I'm still a fan. Part of your world ~ Little mermaid (hey, she's my favorite disney princess XD leave me alone!), Be prepared ~ Scar from the Lion king, he's a total bad ass XD, Go to the distance ~ Hercules (love it :D) This is halloween ~ The Nightmare before Christmas (not even sure if it's disney but who cares? The song is the shiz xO) Anastasia - Once upon a december (is that disney...?)

Favorite book genre: Psychological murder-mystery

Favorite music genres: Screamo, alternative rock, electronica, punk rock, classical.

Favorite authors: Anthony Horowitz, Markus Zusak, David Levithan, Jodi Picoult, Vivian Vande Velde, Laurie Faria Stolarz.

My favorite animes (no order):

Bus Game, Gakuen Alice, Air gear, Kirarin Revolution, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Law of Ueki, Final Fantasy Unlimited, Loveless, Katekyo hitman reborn!, Dragonaut - The Resonance, Death Note, Prism Ark, Kamichama Karin, Chrono Crusade, Daa! Daa! Daa!, Inuyasha, Kamikaze no Jeanne, Momette! Lollipop, Shakugan no Shana, Shugo Chara, Ouran High school host club, Karin, Kirby, Maburaho, Bobobo, Sonic, Full moon wo sagashite, Sukisho, Familiar of Zero, D.N Angel, Zombie Loan, Monochrome Factor, Junjou Romantica, Ghost Hunter, Soul eater, Disgaea, Natsume Yuujinchou, Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia Axis Power, Pandora Hearts, School rumble, HunterxHunter, Black cat, Law of Ueki, Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Ristorante Paradiso, Dazzle, Letter Bee, Yumeiro Patissiere.

Now my favorite mangas (no order...except the first!):

Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Il gatto sul G, Zenryousei Ginsei Gakuen Monogatari, La esperanza, Totally Captivated, Honey Boys Spiral, Right handed prince vs slave, saa koi ni ochitamae, Ai wo Utau yori Ore ni Oborero, Love Neko (To be honest, this was my first yaoi EVER. Beautiful artwork, too.), Junjo romantica, Witch hunter, Nabari no Ou, Nagatachou Strawberry, Katekyo hitman reborn, Beast master, Shiawase Kissa Sanchoume, Cristo, Persona, Penguin Revolution, Penguin Brothers, Special A, Loveless, Love Monster, Moe Kare, To-LOVE-ru, Vampire knight, Cherry juice, Kaichou wa maid-sama!, Rockin Heaven, Loveless, You're My girlfriend, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of memories, Kingdom Hearts 2, The recipe for Gertrude, Black Sun Silver Moon, Kuroshitsuji, Risky crime, Kichiku Megane, Renai Chuudoku, Aishiteru, Beyond my Touch, Pokemon Adventures (LOL. How could I not?), Sumanai! Masumi-kun, Corsair, Glamorous Lip, Ocho Haru no Yoi no Romance, Beelzebub, Toukaidou HISAME, My Boyfriend The Rabbit, Koi no shoshinsha mark, Bukiyou na Silent, Jigoku E Michizure, Tight rope, Motto shigekiteki na kankei, Ren'ai Shinan, Atsumare! Gakuen tengoku, Beast in the Tower, Don't stay Gold, Kaitou! Pokemon 7, 24 Jikan Renaichuu, Hikkoshite Kimashita O Tonari Ni, Little romance, Mamotte Agemasu!, Honto Yajuun, Sore demo Mata Asa ga Kute Koiwosuru, Kill me, Elektel Delusion, Royal Fiance, Ren'ai Koufukuron, Aruhi Sora kara Totsuzen ni, Eien no shichigatsu, Aitsuno Taihonmei, Ore ni koi shite dousunda, Emono no kimochi, Yachin hanbun no ibasho desu, Namida mo Tooku - Aonibi no Nemuri, Himitsu de Hanazono, Shibararetai, Tadashii shujyukankei, Iro wo mo Kaori wo mo, Kitsune no Tama Yobai, Original love, Damasaretemo Suki na Hito, Sore wa Yappari Koi no Sei, Obocchama ni wa wakarumai, Nishimachi Shinryoujo no Himitsu -The secret of FUYUKI, Uso to coffee to amai kiss, Kafe kara hajimaru love life, Venus Capriccio, Kokoro Logic, Daiikkyuu Junaizai, Blood Honey, Kibun wa Joujou, Yuuwaku Recipe, Senshuuraku made matte, Ochibure Shinshi ni Ai no Uta, Ijiwaru na Aitsu, Rush!, Turning point, Gakuran Ninpouchou, Kyuuketsuki no Shouzou, Maou no amai keiyaku, Tsumetai Taiyou, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Neko No Yomeiri, Oujisama ni narenai, Sex therapist (I love Kain ;3), Himitsu no Okusuri, Anata no tame nara doko made mo, Joushi tono Hitoban, Deep Bloody Night, Darling, I love you! Adekan, Tsuki ni Hoero, Gouin dakedo yasashikute, Boku no osananajim, Dou imo nara nai.

A total fanatic of:
Shōnen-ai
Yaoi x333

Favorite yaoi mangakas (all time best three - in order): Mishima Kazuhiko, Takatsuki Noboru, Tennouji Mio.

All-time best pokemon: (I had to put this :P)

Luxray, Rampardos, Garchomp, Lucario, Alakazam, Espeon, Typholosion, Ampharos, Suduwoodo, Houndoom, Tyranitar, Lugia, Ho-oh, Swampert, Gardevoir, Mawhile, Aggron, Manetric, Sharpedo, Wailord, Flygon (love it so much), Tropius, Absol, Nidoking, Walrein, Salamance, Metagross, Regice/rock, Rayquaza, Torterra, Empoleon, Lapras, Giratina, Darkrai (love it just as much).

Yup, I'm more into the water/lightning/dragon/flying/ground/psychic/steel pokemon 8D

Recommended movies (it got me emotional even when I'm actually pretty solid about my feelings): Marley & Me, and The Mighty (it was pretty inspirational.)

Words of wisdom/encouragement: "You are your worst critic. :3" - Rose-Dragonfire (yeah, I even put the smiley. Mmmhmm. xD)

Random fact:

I have a very STRONG phobia/fear against ventriloquist/-ism and their dummies. ._.

Just for fun: Based on the show - Penguins of Madagascar

Julien: What is all the commotion! I was having a dream where I was the last mammal on Earth.

Mort: Was I in it~?

Julien: Yes, but you were road kill.

Mort: But I was in it~!!

--Episode: Haunted Habitat

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--Episode: Plush and Cover

Julien: Oh, Maurice, what have I done? I already miss having that annoying Mort around so that I can hate him!

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I feel so...not offended. I don't know. It was really creepy when I found this...
'Sandwich choice may say something about your personality'

Tuna Sandwich: Aggressive, achievement-oriented and natural leaders who are driven to succeed in both work and interpersonal relationships. Competitive, driven, intolerant of failure, they demand the best from themselves and those that surround them. However, they become irritated with the minor vicissitudes of life and demonstrate impatience with long lines, rush hour traffic or slow Internet connections. Those who prefer tuna sandwich are most romantically compatible with those who prefer egg salad and others who like tuna.

It's true...ALL OF IT. o.e

See what you are~ -twitches-
(Clicky here!)

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Ansem Retort #270
Ansem: "Maul, Jesus. Jesus, Maul. Now then, if either of you need me, go get someone else."
Maul: "I'm Jewish, cross-boy. My people crucified you once, we can damn well do it again."
Jesus: "My child, do you not fear the repercussions of your words?"
Maul: "Nah, it's cool. Who's going to get pissed about me saying Jews killed Christ?"
One hour later...
Ansem: Guess what? We're being sued by the entire state of Israel! ISRAEL! That's the country that wins its war by suing the other army!

Ansem Retort #505
Axel: Yo Naminé, we're going to IHOP. You in?
Naminé: After what happened last time? Absolutely not.
(Flashback at IHOP)
Zexion: Doesn't this Happy Face Pancake look like it's in black-face?
Naminé: Just eat it.
Zexion: No! I am offended by the insensitivity of this breakfast! FUCK YOU RASCIST PANCAKE!

Ansem Retort #370
Baliff-?-: Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God(s)?
Zexion: No.
Phoenix: We have conclusive evidence that you were--
Sora: I plead the 19th!
Phoenix: You plead the right for women to vote?
Sora: Am I going to get the death penalty?
Naminé: Are we doing well?
Axel: Sure, we're doing fan-fucking-tastic!

Ansem Retort #116
Riku: I can't fight that guy...I'll just call Axel, let the two killers kill each other. Hey Axel, we've got a--
Axel: Riku, if you say problem and end my date, I will murder you in your sleep. I will slaughter your family to make sure that your genes are never passed on. Once you're dead, I'll poison your corpse and force feed the poison meat to orphans. And just for the hell of it, I'm gonna kill your best friend.
Riku: Sora, you may want to watch out fo--
Sora: The hell I'm your friend! I ain't dying with you, bitch!

Ansem Retort #192
Ansem: Today we're going to be filming the show's new intro.
Some guy: These are true stories of a group of people forced to live together.
Yuna: We'll have to survive whatever the network throws at us and just live with each other.
Ansem: No, no, no. You read all your lines perfectly. That was terrible. Here, let's see a clip from the old cast's intro.
Sora: These are true things...things of a thing with stuff. And then...I forgot my line!
Axel: I WILL RAPE YOUR FAMILY WITH A SHOVEL!
Zexion: If you don't get that fucking camera out of my face, I'm going to sell your lungs on Ebay.
Riku: Damn it, Larxene! This is my turn to say random crap!
Larxene: The Special Olympics needs more fire!

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IN SEARCH OF:

Alrighty then...I remembered the first M-rated AkuRoku (also the first thing I read in the KH) from a long time ago. I wanna read it and I don't know if it's finished or even updated from the last time I seen it. I don't know the title, and I already gave you two clues (...maybe it's T...)

Please, please, please tell me if you know!

Another thing I remember is:
-There was a cat(?)/fox pet Axel had whose name is Lucyfer, NOT Lucifer.
-In a few chapters later, Roxas was forced/taken away from his home. (Pfft. How many time has that been done?)
-Another few chapters later, Roxas is taken in by strangers (I believe they were Aerith, Sora, and Cloud? It's hazy.) But later gets with Axel again and they're like...driving in a car during a snow storm.
-Behind the scene was an organization that everyone needed an ID or somethin'.

Yeah...it doesn't sound clear AT ALL. But from what you might understand, do message me if you know about it!

R.I.P

ஜღDragoonღஜ

August 2, 2009

1:56 p.m

Died of a sudden seizure/elderly

In my heart forever, ya cute little bird. Keep soaring…wherever you may be, you were the sweetest little thing. Finally out of the cage and into the great wide open… Say hello to Alice for me! I bet she was waiting to finally see/fly with you. I love you, Dragoon.
I love you.

This has NOTHING to do with Fanfiction or writing, but! I got my new iguana. I wanted to give it a special place so I can always remember and hopefully it will live for a long time and I can count its final day, too. Oh, forbid that, please.

My ig ~ Judge von Frisky.
Or just Judge, based on My Sister's Keeper, for the dog of an awesome character. :D
von Frisky 'cause it's a frisky little thang. xD
6.6.09

My current story ideas:
(Take'em and I swear I will haunt you. So, in other words: no stealing :3
Had these ideas since 9.14.08)

Category: Shugo Chara!
Rating: T to M
Title: Yummy Chocolate
Genre: Romance
Summary: Two-parter. It's finally Amu's sweet 16 and it becomes even sweeter with Ikuto around. AxI

8/20: -Parallel Opposite- Aww. Summer is almost over. It ended so fast. o.o New update at long last~ R&R~!

8/28: -Delicate Love- Can it be...? ZOMFG YEAH! I updated after 11 months. :D If I waited another, that would be a year. xD I didn't even know I could make this up. -w-;; Thanks for the support, peeps! And I felt so stupid, this whole time in the docs and posted, I put Delitcate instead of Delicate. .//w//. NICE. Sigh. Next update and bye-bye Serendipity... D: I made thee well.

11/15: -Delicate Love- Finally an update after several months! Guess what? Updates might come slow/fast. Who knows? But expect--AND I SWEAR IT WILL HAPPEN--a Fayt/Albel oneshot for Christmas/last day of December. No, it won't be a short or normal one-shot...it's LONG. I got 14,000+ words on it and it still on the beginning. ;D See folks? I ain't dead.

Things you must consider watching:

1. Major LOL, seriously, click this, it's so f-ing funny XD
2. Omg, when I saw this on youtube, I was like, share it with everyone! Beware: Major Xemnas bashing (clicky here :D)
3. Seriously dudes, this song is dedicated to all XD Seriously, you'll love it :3
4. For all those Super Smash Bros. lovers, I suggest you watch this if you hate Mark and adore Ike (I do, he's as cute as kittens :3)
5. Gawd, the first and last part are major LOL. Based on Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro :D
6. Best of Will Smith BEATBOXING XD
7. And Neuro explains why there a reasons to hate the game Monopoly. . . XD
8. The most creepiest yet cutest laugh from my very favorite character. . .Neuro :D Truly epic laughter XDDD
9. This has so much crack man. . .I love Shadow with all my heart though I couldn't help but laugh XD Shadow the hedgehog bashing :P
10. The most awesomest episode from Foamy, I promise you, you will laugh and love it :)
11. Super funny, starring Tina Fey! Sarah Palin bashing :D Yay!
12. A SUPER AWESOME Kingdom hearts vid :D It's sweet ;D
13. Oh gawd, this video is beautiful. Honestly it can make you cry, R.I.P Elliot.
14. Ahh, a fantasmatic Ikarishipping video x3 I do love the song too!
15. My Fiction Press account. Pho sho~ :B