NOTE!! MY OLD USER NAME WAS RavenRobinGirl BUT I CHANGED IT TO THE ABOVE!!

My info for you

Hair color: brownish black (mostly black) soon going to have colored tips (I don't know what color yet so I'm open to suggestions)
Eye color: kind of a hazelish brown green, I might have to get contacts soon (no I don't wear glasses) so if I do I'm getting colored ones :)
Skin color: tan from way to much softball playing with a weird tan line
Name: I'm not tell'n you that you sneaky little brown nosers! But you can call me Raven, Kyra, or Azlyn
Age: OK, OK I'm within the range of 1-125 happy?! lol
Date of birth: sorry I won't say exactly but I'm a Taurus or a Virgo to give you a hint
Gender: I'm a girl, yah...
Where I'm from: I live in the USA and have for almost all my life :)
Pets: I have two dogs, both are Labrador retrievers, a yellow and a black, you aren't getting anymore out of me on that subject!

Favorites

Fav Celebs: hmmm... I really don't know...
Fav color: indigo, black, blue, purple, crimson, forest green
Fav band/singer: Evanescence, Within Temptaion, Avril Lavigne, Nightwish, I like lots of darker creepier music like metal but I also like Celtic music
Fav movie: It depends on my mood really, I love lots of horror movies and comedy, too
Fav song: Angels by Within Temptation or Last of the Wilds by Nightwish
Fav TV show: NCIS or Moonlight, but Moonlight was cancelled... :(
Fav day of the week: no day because they're all the same
Fav day of the year: its a tie between Christmas and my b-day or any day with an NCIS marathon :)
Fav boy name: Richard, Jason, Robin
Fav girl name: Raven, Rachel, Miyu, Alexandrea(yes I know it's spelled wrong but thats the way they spell it in Germany so HA!), Leah, Kyra, Azlyn, Kia, and Rea
Fav food: Chinese, pizza, garlic bread YUM, italian
Fav drink: tea, soda
Fav book: Harry Potter series, Abhorsen trilogy, City of Bones, Alex Rider series, House of Night series, and so many more
Likes: reading, playing softball, the INTERNET, etc.
Dislikes: my sister(the 1 that lives in my house at least, Cat by nickname), bugs, dumb naive popular people, etc.

Quotes/Funny Things:

(Some of these will be repeated for 1 of the reasons stated within this)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever eaten something in a posh restaurant and it was so nasty, you spat it out right in front of everyone.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fallen asleep in any lessons.
Copy and paste this into you profile if you have ever hit something very hard to cause damage, but ended up hurting yourself in the process.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, paste this to your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you are going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a slow runner (for long distances)... copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love, rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you have ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, then copy this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy this into your profile :D
Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you think those kids should give the Rabbit his damn trix, copy this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read something, copy this into your profile
If no one suspects you for anything bad happening, but it was your fault it happened, paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this on your profile
If you have ever fallen UP the stairs copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vice versa copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests copy and paste this on your profile
If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile
92 percent of the teenage population would be dead if Ambercrombie and Bitch-er i mean Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this on your profile if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their ass off.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile
98 percent of teenagers has or do smoke pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever randomly broke out in a dance and didn't care who was watching, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile
If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile
If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile
If you love any kind of ice cream at all, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever bitch-slapped a snob PROUDLY put this on your profile
If you have ever started a food fight copy and paste this on your profile
If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken-Butt-Hair-Dude' copy and paste this on your profile while laughing your head off.
92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who stayed with rock, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile
If you think those stupid kids should give that Godforesaken rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever tripped on your own feet copy and paste this on your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (i find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile
If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile
If you think girls(at leaste some of them) should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile
If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile

These are quotes from a tv show i used to watch:
Beast Boy:"Dude, it is toadly brunged,...branged?
Raven:Ohh,bad grammar, that ouhta scare him off."

Starfire: I cannot awake the Beast Boy, I have tried the tickling, all manner of bodily noises, and the word 'underpants'! I fear this time he's brain is gone forever.
Raven:"Beast Boy had a brain?"

Starfire:"Everything looks so joyous and wonderful!"
Raven:"Yeah! Any chance can we change it back?"

Beast Boy:"Hey, Raven, try one! There loaded with soybeany goodness!"
Raven:"I respect that you don't eat meat, please respect that I don't eat fake meat."

These are just quotes i like:
I never travel without my notebook; one should always have something sensational to read on the train. -- Oscar Wilde
We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents. -- Mark Twain
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. -- Martin Luther King Jr. (he is a sexist bastard... did u know that? key point ↑!)
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -- Mae West
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.-- Jane Austen
"Remember that you are absolutely unique just like everyone else."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
"Bravery is an honor. Intelligence is a weapon."
"Humor is merely Tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn." - Irvin S. Cobb
"I'm all for keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright
"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly be the hand and take him to a quiet place and kill him." - Mark Twain
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain
"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened." - Mark Twain
"If blood was anything like soda, I'd be a wonderful vampire." - Me
"The show must go on, no matter how many actors die in the process." - A friend
"Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years."
"There's more to life than sitting in an uncomfortable chair in front of a computer all day. Go out and buy yourself a nice comfortable chair."
"I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it forever."
"Thank you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.”-Stewie, Family Guy
"Truth has no chance, it is hidden away somewhere and does not reveal itself."- Christine de Pizan, A Letter to Eustache Morel (Feb. 10, 1404)
~When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons -Unknown
~I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day -Unknown
~There is a fine line between genious and insnity. I have erased this line -Albert Einstin
~I'm not random I just have many thoughts -Unnwn
~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes -Lexi
~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it -Unknown
~ -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!! -Unknown
~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine -Unknown
~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! -Unknown
~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking -Unknown
~The below statement is true
The above statement is false -Unknown
~Life keeps going around in circles.No wonder I'm so dizzy. -Me
~Shut don't go up
~LMAOPQRSTUVWXY and Z!! -nicole
~Don't start wth me. You will not win.
~Do it or I'll shoot the puppy!
~Bow chika wow wow chika wow wow
~Bring it on!
~Ohhhhhh Eeeeeeemmmmmm Gggeeeeeeeeeee
~-gasp- LANGUAGE! KEEP IT G-RATED!!
~No! Grr. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
~Monkies are purple and bunnies are pink. THEY'RE PINK GET IT RIGHT!
~Shame on you!
~Tsk. Its not my fauly...they just have problems. Psh, problem people
~Cuz you scare me thats why
~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs
~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!
~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
~God must love stupid people...he made so many
~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness
~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
~Always forgive you enemies, nothing annoys them as much
~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull shit
~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.
~I do NOT have ADD! I mean, wait...what were we talking about?
~I suck? Well you swallow!
~ What kind of parents would let a little girl travel around the world with a boot wearing monkey and a talking backpack?!
~You know, in story books the Prince Charming gets his Princess. To me, his princess, is his Prince ass.
~Go suck a railroad spike.
~I like my attitude problem
~Prevent violence. Give me your lunch money
~Skool makes you sooper smart
~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah!
~Wow. You're ugly
~Plotting revenge is fun
~Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
~I'm happy. Don't wreck it by talking.
~Stop talking before you say something dumb. Oh no too late.
~Daddy's little Grrrr.
~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
~What the fluffer nutters?
~You go girl. And don't come back.
~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
~Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.
~Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.
~Only if something interesting happens -a spaceship lands, a volcano rained candy, a talking hamster did the cha-cha, and the world achieved world piece- But nothing interesting EVER happens!
~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical
~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!
~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
~I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...
~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
~If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
~Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
~Your mom looks like Voldemort oh burn
~Oops I killed you. What a shame
~Oh yeah? Well I don't like your pants.
~You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.
~I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.
~I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life
~Was that an earthquake or did I just rock your world?
~A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
~Yeah I'm a loser but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
~I suck at life but I'm wicked cool
~You only wish you were as crazy as me
~Save the Earth (its the only planet with chocolate)
~I burst laughing out in class...I got that joke you told yesterday

"Rae, don't you like waffles?" "More than life itself." - Raven and Cyborg.
"Are you saying I'm stupid?" "Yes, I am.""..." - Me and my sister..
"I talked to your dog.""You talked to him?" "He barked, and I barked back." - Pacific Crossing
"Eh?" - Me.. Quite frequently, actually..
"I had a lot of sugar tonight..." "O.O A LOT of sugar..." - Mike and I
"Ruff!" - My dog...she wanted to make sure she got a spot on my profile.
"Who the heck would want to eat me?" "I don't know, but you taste pretty good." "...You tasted me?" - Me and my friend
"Sure Paul, keep telling yourself that.""It's true, and don't worry, I will.""Yeah, whatever.""It's true!" - Paul and I
"Roses are red, violets are blue, if Onyx eats my tootsie roll I will bite his tail." "lol" "Hey, look! I'm a regular Shakespeare!" -Mike and I
Boys come and go but friends are here to stay!
Boys make ugly girls.
When you lie to others you are lying to yourself!
Pain doesn't hurt, when it's all you've ever felt.
Dreams are the gateway to another world...another world is watching us...waiting...
If it's called common sense then why is it so rare?
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you--Agatha Christie
Start your day off with a smile, and get it over with--W.C. Fields
He who laughs last didn’t get it--Helen Giangregario
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.--Joan Klempner
We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.--Don Marquis
Even if you are on the right track, if you just stand there…You’ll be run over--Will Rogers
Life is hard…it kills you.
"When you ask yourself: "Why can't I see her panties with that short skirt?" about an anime character ... you might not have a life." -FallenAngel00X
If stupid was a disease, I'd be laughing at your funeral.
“A guy gets all the glory the more he can score, a girl can do the same yet you call her a whore.”
“I ran into my Ex the other day, hit reverse and hit him again.”
“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!”
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"I don't care if you are the Virgin Mary yourself, I still say you're a whore."
"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head."
"If I were trapped in a single room with two tigers, you, and a gun with two bullets I'd shoot you twice."
"I'm not as stupid as you look."
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.
I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself
I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over...
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls!
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!
You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person who's life gave them vodka and throw a party!
When life hands you limes, make a MARTINI!
If everything seems to being going well... you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
A good friend will bring you bale money when you're in jail. A best friend will be right beside you saying, "We fucked uuuuuup."
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
Reeses Pieces, Coco Puff, mess with me; I’ll fuck you up.
Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass.
I hate nothing. Just dislike with a passion of a thousand suns.
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
"Boredumb is a gift not a curse, so learn to love it!" - Me
"While death aproches it closes many gates but also opens many unseen gates to the human eye." - I don't know who said this, but I think it was in a book or something.
"Prepare to die!" - I don't know who said this either but I'm guessing its been said over a few billion times, but its cool.

JUDGE ME and I'll prove you wrong
TELL ME WHAT TO DO and I'll tell you off
CALL ME A BITCH and I'll show you one
FUCK ME OVER and I'll do it to you twice as bad
CALL ME CRAZY but really you have no idea

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one"(I'm not a guy so this doesn't count or any others here).
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
II'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks (sorta punk)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I've been told)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (NEVEAT!)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I like to HIT people that get in my way so I must be a COLD HEARTED BITCH
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
║╩╣║║║║║ site if you support
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ Emos...
You say Pink
I say Black
You say Paris Hilton
I say Billie Joe Armstrong
You say Zac Effron
I say Gerard Way
You say Pop
I say Rock
You say I'm Weird
I say I'm Different

Female Combacks (funny!)
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sitdown
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?

THE MOST COMMOM DIS I USE!
Person: You ugly worthless hag!
Me: Why are you talking to yourself? Gone crazy? Oops too late.XD

La creatura della notte, la fonte de vostri incubi, l'angelo scuro‘The creature of the night, the source of your nightmares, the dark angel’

Cursing:
Bitch: a dog
Shit: a crap
Ass: a butt
Bastard: fish poop!
Fucking retard: You.

TIME FOR A MATH LESSON
From a strictly mathmatecal viewpointWhat makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent
but
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percentand B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent
and look how far this one will take you,
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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