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Name: Adri

Age: 19 going to twenty Aug 8

What I lookie like: I are woman! XD GREEN eyes, long red hair, got bangs. Usually wearing everything but wangsta/redneck type clothes, CHUNKY~! I'm every where... -shrugs-

Personality: I am a freak, weirdo, creep, crazy, whatever ya want, i don't care cause it's fun to be odd~ I have more of a guys personality most of the time, that is to say I'm not girly Exp: I don't care if my mane is fucked up, as long as it's clean i don't care, plus it looks good without trying >=P. I don't only talk about guys, unless I'm attracted but then even that I down play, or I'm making fun of them... I could and would sing in front of millions people, and if they say I suck ass, my feelings will get hurt a bit but not much XD I'm not a liar... which people don't believe because I dress like a "hoodlum" is that even spelled right? I don't like liars either. I guess I'm smart but I am lazy, not about school or anything to do with myself XD. Maybe selfish... =D

Oh yer, I'm infatuated with Mindless Self Indulgence, the band not the activity .~

Jimmy Urine would rock my socks if, he didn't have every STD in the book. XD Still love the slut~

Though, gotta say, The Fratellis are looking quiet lovely...

Picture of what 'My Virtual Lover' Bobby looks like Bob

URGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want someone, decent at writing, to take over my stories, no misspelling with spell check or anything stupid like that, ya dig?

You can take every story or one story, but I'd like it if you clarify with me first. Hopefully you'll already have a story up so I can make a fair judgment.
I know my stories aren't god-like. There's a lot of them like that on this lovely site. Though, I do know they are interesting. I meaaaan, I did forget about them, reread them, and said damn wish they'd continue. XD

Anywho, if you just want the concept and rewrite it all, allrighty! That's way more than fine with me, mate. If you just want to continue it, that's also alright. Please consider it. =]

I would write down all anime/manga I like or am done with, but i doubt you would like to see a list that big =3 (WISH I DID! D= comp. being reformatted made that list go byebye TT_TT )

I'm a comedy fan! Yaoi/Shounen-AI lurver but not a rabid fan-girl, just don't like to read about my own kind, ha.

Also, I don't like how most girls in anime and, or, manga are damsels in distress, or magical kiddies... THERE is very few women that I don't wanna strangle, few... In Naruto, the only characters, that i don't wanna murder are, Tsunade , and Anko. Don't ask me to explain why I want to commit decapitation, with the other females as targets. Id be ranting ALL day, and no one wants that. -smile-

I haven't written much but I hope you will review if you do read it. Even if they do suck grandma tit. . .

The Most Messed Up- Is up for adoption and so are the rest of the stories...

I am working on a one-shot, or more, matters if its good enough. It's for Eyeshield21 called "What if..."

God list FF

.Tofu-melon, Lord Dragon Claw LightningHunter,Tosatsu, Golden Typhoon, JackalGod, CakeKarma, Perfect Lionheart, TreeStar, OtakuLady, madd envy freak, Viperflamer, Sagi-chan, Charlie911, Zimo

Fiction-Press

Quintessence-x, DeathbyAngel, Casey.Duh, Tygati, Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope, Caiden

MAN! My computer had a heart attack, and we had to restore him to his starting point, if ya get me. SO! my stories, that were badass, in my opinion, not my naru one though, are GONE! THERE ALL GONE!!

ALSO! the stories, that I read here, or fictionpress, WERE on my damn favorites, tis how i found out where i was in 'em. and, there GONE TOO! ALL FUUUUCKING GONE! So, now, I'm gonna do what the emo kids do. . . Just yanking your chain, mate. I'm REALLY gonna eat nerds, and talk to my nerd of a boyfriend, who will talk 'bout band camp(seriously) and make me laugh! (SMILE)

This made me cry D= and think, AND if you flame, your genitals are dysfunctional, aid infested, shriveled and dusty. Just saying. =D

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. Bold any that apply to you, leave ones that don’t in normal.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm GAY, so I MUST NOT be accepted by society

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar(didn't know till I played charades, ha.)

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someones ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I WATCH ANIME, so I MUST be a loser

I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be a pervert

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

My eyes are SQUINTY, so I MUST be mean. (born glaring alright!)

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be Emo.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I FAILED a year in HIGHSCHOOL, so I MUST be a retarded drop out.

I DONT do DRUGS, so I MUST not know how to have FUN.

I love RAINBOWS, so I MUST be gay.

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.

RANT~!(AND possible spoiler of NARUTO)

I finally started reading Naruto manga again, reason why I quit was because Sasuke was pissing me off on there...

Anyway, I noticed everyone said Naruto should start being called Sasuke, since it's basically about him.

I will admit, the stories is about him, at the moment. Though I see Naruto is getting some bad ass material going on with him.

Natural energy, that's different, and could soooo make some of us happy. Do you know what the fan-fiction people could write now!?

Ahem, as I was saying, Naruto is getting Hermit mode, which looks pretty bad ass if I say so myself. The frog eyes are wowith.

Then the seal, it's not finished, or something like that, and Naruto has to finish it, I really wanna know whats going on with that... and Naruto only has the Yin of Kyuubi and the Yang in the Key, which WAS in Jiraiya. I don't know exactly whats gonna happen but my opinion is that Naruto will fuck it up, as usual, then it'll work for him, as USUAL, and probably become powerful. My guess is Sasuke is very powerful, for now.

But, Naruto will get stronger, probably have to decide if he will kill Sasuke(god that's gonna be a angst fest...) It'll be Valley at the End all over again, except, people dieing around them and the victor will be different.

Point I'm trying to make is: Naruto isn't bad at all. The story line is magnificent and different. It's not about Sasuke, you just gotta look underneath the underneath. =3

Slash

Also the craze of SasuNaru pairings. Nyah, don't mean to burst this happy bubble, I just don't like Sasuke, well in canon. Though I like some SasuNaru, or the other way, because Sasuke doesn't even act like himself. D= I just can't like him at all, especially since certain events in Shippuuden. >.>

My favorite pairings with Naruto would have to be GaaNaru, (male)KyuuNaru, and ItaNaru.

GaaNaru cause, they are so alike but complete opposites at the same time, it's a freaking oxymoron for those to even stand next to eachother. It makes it interesting, and usually really sweet. People seem to forget that Naruto gave Gaara a life, basically. He shows his emotions, he cares, Naruto is his first friend and the one to show him things don't have to be a certain way. Gaara to him is familiar, someone who knows how it feels to be treated as a monster, and the true best friend he's got, really.

KyuuNaru and ItaNaru are just interesting, verrry interesting, and I love how people on FF accidentally predicted Itachi's innocence. Found it hilariously ironic, ha. Next thing we'll know, Kyuubi's mate and kits got murdered by Madara/Madara controlling Kyuu, and he's not as demonic as he claims, pfft. I wish more MALE KyuubiNaruto pairings were out, why do people think Kyuu's a girl any who... I love this pairing simply because it's unrealistic, fiction, interesting to it's peak, and Wild~ I know when you people watch Yu Yu Hakusho ya drooled over Kurama in his Yoko form, at least I did, heh. Tell ya the truth scary guys are hot, in their own weird way, and Sasuke isn't scary, just easily manipulated. XD