To be honest, I'm more of a reviewer than a writer. Though I do hope to get some stories up with a friend of mine (If we ever get around to actually finishing them). But don't expect any stories any time soon. I WAS going to do Literature 2 year's ago and this year, but I got stuck in some classes I've never even heard of, so that screwed my chances over.

Exams are finally over, I can read more now!

List of DOOO-I mean, Randomness:

Age: 16

Heritage: Australian, part Hungarian.

Likes: Anything that doesn't piss me off, people who actually put thought into their stories before they post, people who understand sarcasm when they see it, humorous one-shots.

Dislikes: People who think they can write anything they want and ask for opinions and then throw a hissy-fit because people flamed the story - long sentence short: Don't ask for opinions if you don't like being told that your story is a piece of crap, Mary-sues (Honestly, good stories are being buried under this crap), people who don't know sarcasm when they see it (If only people could sense sarcasm on the internet..), nail biters (You know, the people who bite their nails? Yeah, them), people who whine about no one viewing their stories - shut up and get better if that's the case, vegetables, procrastinators (Irony, I know), people who knock drinks over, people who don't understand how things work.

What does the 'D.' stand for? I dunno, I'm guessing it's just something I did while I wasn't paying attention. It most likely stands for 'Dumbtard' (A famous quote I use to playful insult my friends and family)

Good Pairings:

Final Fantasy - AuronxTidus: Come on, you know you love it.

Metal Gear Solid - SnakexOcelot: Unfortunately, there are very few fictions that involve SnakexOcelot of ANY sort (Except maybe three)

- The BossxThe Sorrow: Love it.

Resident Evil - WeskerxChris: Hey, I'm only human.

- AdaxLeon: Especially when it's humorous.

Silent Hill - HenryxWalter: Some how, it just works.

Kingdom Hearts: LeonxCloud: Super-sexy fun time! (Now if they only had whipped cream.)

Unfortunately, I haven't stumbled across any other good pairings YET, too busy to look for now.

Movies: Terminator 1, Terminator 2 (Made me cry, it deserves my respect), Gran Torino (Made me cry too), House of 1000 corpses (Bit dark, but has a funny side to it if you pay close attention), Devil's Rejects, iRobot, Artifical Intelligence, Pale Rider (Thank you Dad for showing me an amazing movie and a very amazing Clint Eastwood), Harry Potter Movies (I can't remember all of them), Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Team America World Police (Brilliant movie), Van Helsing, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (You know, the very first one that came out?..The one that came out in the 1990's?..Ah you don't know what I'm talking about..), Inglorious Bastards.

Games played so far: Condemned 2: Bloodshot, Devil May Cry 1, Devil May Cry 3, Devil May Cry 4 (And may I say, only DMC1 was the ONLY awesome game of the series, the other's could've been better), Dead Space, Dead Rising, F.E.A.R, Final Fantasy 6, Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, Final Fantasy 10, Final Fantasy 10-2, Final Fantasy: Crisis Core (Made me cry) Haunting Ground, Kingdom Hearts 2,Metal Gear Solid 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, Primal, Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil: Code Veronica, Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles, Shadow Hearts, Silent Hill 2, Silent Hill 3, Silent Hill 4.

Games I still need to get: Condemned: Criminal Origins, F.E.A.R 2: Project Origin, Halo ODST (Or whatever it's called),Resident evil Remake, Resident Evil: Darkside Chronicles (Look, I've heard it's crap, but I'm not gonna judge it until I've played it. They said RE4 and 5 sucked and I LOVED them. Just because it doesn't have zombies doesn't mean it's not a RE game.), Rule of Rose (Banned in Australia! RAGH!) Silent Hill: Homecoming, Silent Hill: Origins.

The Cake is no lie: Some people have said that "This game is shit!" etc, but they judge the game on what it is SHOWN to them, not what is hidden in the game. Like Resident Evil 4 and 5, people said it was crap because it wasn't what it's been BEFORE. Well, have some people gone to think that maybe Umbrella Corps massive world wide factories had put up Black Markets for terrorists to make more money after the Raccoon City incident? Or maybe that Umbrella Corp is a PHARMACY that deals with BIO-CHEMICALS, not just zombies. I've have actually had people say that "If it doesn't have zombies, it's not an RE game" to me and caused me to Face-Roll my keyboard. What I'm saying is that if someone says something about a game they've played and told you not to play it, let alone go near it, don't believe them. Try the game for yourself and see if YOU like it, that's all that matters.

Some people are just blind and don't pay attention to the game's storyline, clues and back-story the first time they play, which is why you have to keep playing again and again until you've fully understood everything behind the history of that game before you judge it. That's what I'm doing with a few games so far (Ones that I don't want to play again because they freak me out).