diedlaughing.bfd
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since: 06-13-07, id: 1299748, Profile Updated: 12-30-08
country: USA
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hey people. Whats up? There is only one thing you need to know about me: I can't spell to save my life, so any reviews telling me how horrible my spelling is, WILL be ignored. K?

So... about me. Well, I think I've already told you everything you need to know. Maybe not. 'Name's Katie. Or Kait, or Kate, or Deg, or Degatha, or, well... the list goes on. Don't ask. My friends like to give me nicknames that don't make any sense. At all. Also, I'm really not great at writing, and the only reason anything MIGHT be posted is because corned-beef-famine is very likely going to yell at me if I don't. So no guarantees. Now for more stuff you'll wish you never knew about my life!

O yea, and one more thing I forgot to mention, you will not find any information on me that's not given here. I have paranoid friends who think people will stalk/murder me if I give out info. And who knows? Maybe it's true. ;) Doubt it, but to make my paranoid friend feel better, I'm telling them they don't have to worry about me.

So, I like fantasy, that includes HP, LotR, Eragon, pretty much anything that involves dragons and/or other fairy tale creatures (dragons gets its own mention cause I'm a dork and they are the basis for which I pick books to read), etc. Some good movies are PotC, The Illusionist, HP (books are better though), LotR (same as HP), and Peter Pan (any and all). I also like cartoons/anime, w/e you want to call it. I especially love SciFi, and one of the best quotes I've ever come across was in Stargate SG-1, but I'll tell you about that later. and later is apparently now.

Fav Quotes:

Vala: There's a 70 chance that if we dial manually we'll be able to establish a connection and a 50 chance we'll just blow up. / Cameron: That's 120. / Vala: Well, there's some crossover where we establish a wormhole and we blow up. / Cameron: Jackson, did you catch any of that? / Daniel: Yea, 100 chance we should have brought someone who knows what they're doing. (STARGATE SG-1)

corned-beef-famine: wispering I'm cooler than u! / me: shouting WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF UR BASEMENT PLAYING LEGO STARWARS ON UR XBOX!! WE ARE SO FAR BEYOND COOL!!

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark, while professionals built the Titanic.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Malfoy: You'll meet the same sticky end, boy! / Me: Ooo, did they get cinni buns too??

As for pairings, I really don't care as long as it's not disturbing, like slash (sorry to any slash fans) or... people who are just obviously wrong for eachother. Unless of course I write it. :) lol, ok, I'm done now.

And I almost forgot. There are two very important things I HATE!! Though they're very similar, they are NOT the same. The first thing is Mary Sues. They're the most pathetic, useless, vain, in-despreate-need-of-a-bitch-slap characters to ever spring from fan fiction. Any Mary Sues that cross my path, beware. I'm armed, and heck yea, I know how to use bazookas. Evil Smiles The other thing I absolutley hate are Valley Girls. For those of you that don't know, VG's are basically, as follows: OMG, he like, said THAT?? NO WAY!! - Like WAY! And Ashley (sorry to any Ashley's, it was just the first name that popped into my head) says that like, he is like, the ca-utest boy like, ever! Can you like, believe it? - Like, omg, Muffy (sorry also to any Muffy's out there, he he) has like, some serious like, issues. I can't help it if he like, likes me better than her, can I? end of VG convo so yea, if there are any other VG haters out there, which I know there are, let me just say I am one of you. After that little display, I'm sure I've added to our numbers. XD


1. Harrie Plotter and the SomethingorOther of Aganon » reviews
Weird parody of HP1. Let the oddness begin
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 6-1-08 - Complete
2. Hangman reviews
Bella is stuck studying for SATs and Edward is trying to be helpful.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-30-08 - Complete
3. Hermione's Dream reviews
Hermione has a crazy dream, and what happens when she explains it to Ginny? starts out semi serious, goes crazy at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-27-07 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete