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since: 07-06-00, id: 13000
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Author has written 59 stories for Harry Potter.
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Name (in case anyone I know finds this, haha yeah right...): E*** Williams. [If you know me I'm sure you can figure out what those other three letters are; otherwise it's noyb)

Location: Santa Monica, CA

Age: Er...well, as it keeps changing, let's just make things simiple and say that my birthdate is 5/16/87.

Fandoms: So far only Harry Potter...and original. (See my originals at http://www.fictionpress.com/profile.php?userid=365740

Gods this is boring...I'll tell you more later when I feel like it. Bye. 
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1. Odi et Amo » reviews
In the wake of Sirius' death, Remus is going mad with grief while Severus maintains an even cooler demeanour than he always has. Concerned about both, Albus begins a strange partnership which threatens to transcend its "professional boundaries." A story a
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-29-05 - Published: 3-21-04 - Severus S. & Remus L.
2. Where is That Bloody Voldemort When You Need Him? reviews
Dark humour! Angsty!Harry's life is getting worse and worse and he's trying to kill himself but nothing works. Why can't he just do himself in? Don't read if morbid humour offends you. Makes light of suicide. PG 13 for themes....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-8-03 - Harry P. & Albus D.
3. Never Meant for One as Beautiful As You reviews
Severus is the one to inform Harry about something which has happened to Remus. Hints at possible slash (can be interpreted platonically). Self-harm & suicide. Lots of Remus & Severus angst. One-shot, inspired by 'Vincent.' PG-13 for themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-8-03 - Remus L. & Severus S. - Complete
4. Patient 35234 reviews
"Half of St. Mungo's is mad at the start, and the deaf white walls, staring unremittingly, are enough to madden the other half..." A strange little vignette about St. Mungo's...sort of angsty but not really. Just r/r.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-1-02
5. Born to be Walked All Over reviews
Petunia and James were once in love. This is their story and the story of what happens when Vernon finds out. Quite short and quite angsty. Remember the three r's -- read, review, and rejoice! Petunia-centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-4-01
6. Father reviews
What made Severus original turn to the dark side? And what made him turn back? Plus a short appearance of James. Fairly short and concise, highly unlikely but it *is* original. Please remember the three R's -- read, review, and rejoice! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-30-01
7. When Will They Look *at* Me? reviews
Hermione wonders when people will stop only either looking up to her or down on her but just look *at* her...and receives an answer. R/R -- it's quite short, so it won't take much of your time. :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-22-01
8. Die For Your Country » reviews
When war rampages between two sides, two countries, brother may fight against brother, father against son, husband against wife...and sister against sister. Chapter 5 is now up! (It's kinda short.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-19-01 - Published: 4-12-01
9. Flavor of the Weak reviews
Hermione does not realize that to Viktor Krum she is only a flavor of the weak and will not listen to Harry and Ron when they tell her. Not really sure about the romance genre part -- more anti-romance. Songfic, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-23-01
10. It No Longer Matters reviews
Perhaps this is really PG-13...I don't really think it's too inappropriate for children under seventeen, but I think by the definitions of these ratings it might be R. Lily and James relationship is not as pleasant as we may think. R for themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 6-5-01
11. The Time-Turner » reviews
After hearing some shocking information from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, and Hermione suddenly grab a time turner on his desk and try to change what happened. However, it leads to consequences none of them expected. Chapter 3 is now uploaded! Review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 6-3-01 - Published: 1-6-01
12. Musings of a Dark-Haired Boy reviews
A certain dark-haired ten-year-old boy thinks about his situation and the way he is treated. An angsty, short fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 5-31-01
13. Ashes, Ashes, We All Fall Down reviews
The child's song was true in the Black Death and is once again true in Voldemort's Dark Death. Hermione has lost Harry...but this one has a twist. Please R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-25-01
14. Incorporeal Fate reviews
A man tries to defeat that incorporeal, intangible creature called Fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-01
15. Night's Sweet Benediction reviews
When we are led to far astray on ugly paths, Night is a sweet benediction to us. PG-13 for angst and for blood and gore and just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-27-01
16. Cephus reviews
Some of you may know what Cephus means, others may not, but it doesn't matter if you do or not, just read it. ;-) I personally don't think it's very good, but I love reviews, so please r/r anyway!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-18-01
17. Betrayal: My 50th Fic! reviews
This is my FIFTIETH fic, so please please please read and REVIEW! *sobs as she take acceptance speech for making so many fics* Anyway...oh yeah, the summary: Even Harry isn't always perfect...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-18-01
18. How Did I Become Judas? reviews
"I was named for Peter, the disciple who denied; I became like Judas, the disciple who betrayed." A piece about our favorite little rat. You don't have to know about the Bible and it's not really about the Bible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-16-01
19. A Second Chance » reviews
A new student, after being expelled from another school, is given a second chance in her second year at Hogwarts. However, her hopes for staying at Hogwarts aren't bright. Set during MWPP. Chapter 4 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-13-01 - Published: 4-2-01
20. Innocence and Experience reviews
Ginny's view on life changes after the incidents in the Chamber of Secrets. Written based on two selections from poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-13-01
21. A Desert Called Peace reviews
"They make a desert and call it peace." -Tacitus (from Agricola). One character contemplates this desert called peace and the results thereof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-12-01
22. Lullabye reviews
Lily's last moments with Harry are twinged with sadness, fear, and love. To the song Lullabye. Please R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-11-01
23. Teardrops reviews
Sometimes teardrops can tell the most about us and our life. This is what one person's teardrops told. PG for angst and a little cursing. Very short -- it won't take much time, so R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-10-01
24. And Now Everyone Laughed reviews
Hermione has a best friend, but it's not Harry or Ron. Who is it? Even Hermione's reluctant to admit it to Harry and Ron. Read to find out for yourself! Review too!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-9-01
25. Hablar por Telefono reviews
Result of boredom and a Spanish textbook. It sucks because I'm only in the middle of Spanish I so I'm very limited and not very good at the language. H/H. Reviews are loved. :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Spanish - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 4-7-01
26. Avada Kedavra reviews
Sometimes it is not that we are too scared to think but rather that we are too scared to do anything but think. Here are one character's thoughts in one such situation. PG for a tiny bit of cursing and death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-3-01
27. What is Love? reviews
Draco Malfoy wonders just that: What is love? Written as a poem at about 2:30 a.m. last night. Please read/review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-3-01
28. That We May Learn From Them reviews
An very short little digression from typical Founder Fics. What if the four founders were not as we think them to be? Probably totally incorrect, but hey, its FANfiction. Just a little thing I wrote when I was bored to death in Algebra. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-2-01
29. Arrival of a Mary Sue and the Ensuing Events reviews
Response to a challenge my younger brother gave me. Not much else to say other than that I was under the influence of Ben and Jerry's ice cream when writing this, so forgive it its weirdness. PG for weirdness. Please R/R -- if you review it, I'll review o
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-24-01
30. Mi Apologia Pro Vita Sua reviews
A draco-centric fic IN ENGLISH. (Title just came from some book I've never read that's on my parents' shelf.) Draco talks about why he acts the way he does. Please read/REVIEW -- for some reason I'm getting very few reviews lately -- I don't know if there
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-21-01
31. Just Another Day reviews
Just a little Draco-Centric poem. PG for child abuse and a few curse words. I published this before but I'd forgotten to write in the HTML. Therefore, I'm reposting it. (Also I didn't get any reviews and I want some.) Please Review!!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-18-01
32. Count Ev'ry Star: A Song Fic reviews
Cho is mourning Cedric. A song-fic to an old pop song (as in, several decades ago). I actually kind of like it. Please read and REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-18-01
33. H.P. und Die Pudelmuetze/H.P. and The Woolly Hat reviews
Auf Englisch und auf Deutsch/in English and in German. Harry Potter's Pudelmuetze ist sehr wichtig! Aber er verlort es! Was nun?/Harry Potter's wooly hat is very important, but he lost it! What now? Lesen/Read. Deutsch ist meine zweite Sprache, so es ist
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 2-4-01
34. Briar Rose (Sleeping Beauty): Part I » reviews
Hermione is dying, and her last wish to Helen, her granddaughter, is that she (Helen) will read Briar Rose and understand something. But what is it? This is the beginning of my story of Helen's quest for the story of Hermione's childhood. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,648 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-29-01 - Published: 8-1-00
35. A Hydrogen Molecule reviews
Complete Harry/Hermione fluff. It doesn't have really anything to do with actual hydrogen molecules...the title will make more sense when you read it. I don't personally think it's very good, but some might like it. Warning: PWP (Plot? What Plot?).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-29-01 - Complete
36. The Blessed reviews
Dumbledore's thoughts before he tells Hogwarts what really happened to Cedric. Inspired by Matthew 5:3-11. God, Heaven, etc. are mentioned so if this offends you, don't read and don't flame! Thanks! Please r/r and have a nice day!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-29-01
37. The Harry Potter Characters' New Year Party reviews
Doesn't the title explain it all? Just a goofy little thing I did while I was bored. No real plot, but oh well. Have a nice day and please r/r!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-00
38. Drabble: Hadn't He a Right to be Bitter? reviews
My entry for Flourish's challenge. It's about why Snape is so bitter. Warning: one person is being portrayed as gay, so if this offends you, don't read it. This is why it is PG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-28-00
39. In More Ways Than One reviews
A new girl named Bronwen comes to Hogwarts, and Harry falls in love with her. But Bronwen appears to be hiding something. Is there more to Bronwen than what meets the eye? May be offensive to some.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 11-7-00
40. Sybil Trelawney and the Veritaserum reviews
What happens when you give McGonagall Veritaserum and a note of permission from the Ministry and then put her in the same room with Sybil Trelawney? Read to find out. Probably doesn't deserve the PG, but I rated it that just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 9-1-00
41. Characters' Monologues: Alone (Neville) reviews
I've finally resumed my Characters' Monologues. This is Neville's obviously. Yes, I know that the title is lame. I don't think this is as good as the others, but oh well. Please read and review, especially review. Please please please!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-27-00
42. Two Filks of Yankee Doodle reviews
Read the title and you should know. This will be very easy to criticize, as the filks are very bad. It is also a very stupid thing because neither of the filks rhyme (except occaisionally). Flame me if you want; I have the feeling I deserve it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-26-00
43. Our Worst Suspicions are Confirmed reviews
A short bit on how Lily and James found out that Voldemort was after them. It includes who told Dumbledore. The theory's probably wrong, but I like this fic anyway. Please review and tell me if you think it's any good!!! REVIEW!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-9-00
44. Candle on the Water: A Songfic reviews
This is a very strange songfic I wrote. It's a scene with Draco and his wife. His wife just found out that he was a death eater, something he neglected to tell her. Please read and review, I'd appreciate it enormously, especially since I'm not sure myself
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-4-00
45. Sixteen Years Without You reviews
Harry has been separated and out of touch with Hermione and Ron for sixteen years. There's more to the plot than that, but I'm not giving anything else away. This is probably the worst story I've ever written on ff.n. It really stinks, but please read and
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-27-00
46. Characters' Monologues: A Hidden, Hated Conscience reviews
My Draco Malfoy character monologue. In it, Draco has a conscience. I know a lot of you people don't like these kinds of fics, but I honestly think Draco does have a conscience, somewhere hidden inside himself. Anyway, please, please, please read and REV
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-25-00
47. Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again: A Songfic » reviews
This songfic is a Neville-fic. It has a very minor spoiler about Book 4. I know someone has already used this song for a songfic, but I really wanted to. Anyway, please read and review! Especially review!!! PG for angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,526 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-24-00
48. Take off the Mask reviews
My second poem on fanfiction.net. This one is about what happens to Hermione and Harry when Ron is killed by the Dark Lord. You can read it if you haven't read GoF -- no spoilers. Please Review! I love reviews! REVIEW!!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-23-00
49. Was this Meant to Be?: A Poem reviews
The first poem I've ever written on Fanfiction.net, so please review! It contains some major spoilers, so only read if you've finished GoF. It's Harry's thoughts on *someone*'s death. If you read it, please review! I really want reviews!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-22-00
50. Characters' Monologues: Overshadowed (Ron) reviews
Ron's character monologue. It's all about how he feels overshadowed by everyone. I know you've probably heard about this a lot, but please read and review anyway!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-17-00
51. Characters' Monologues: Great Expectations (Hermione) reviews
Another part of my Characters' Monologues series thing. This one's Hermione's, and it's about all the expectations people have, and how she tries to live up to them. I particularly like this monologue, not because it's great, but because it vents my feeli
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-17-00
52. Character's Monologues: Behind the Mask (Harry) reviews
This is a monologue from the P.O.V. of Harry Potter. I'm planning on writing monologues from the P.O.V. of other characters, too. These are Harry's thoughts on saving the world when he's just a kid. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-16-00
53. Monologue on ______'s Death: Harry Potter reviews
I wrote another monologue. This one's from the P.O.V. of Harry Potter, also about *someone*'s death. I don't think it's as good as my first, but you can be the judge of that! Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-15-00
54. Monologue on _______'s Death: Cho Chang reviews
Another one of my monologue's, also on *someone*'s death. This one is from the P.O.V. of Cho Chang. Obviously, don't read this unless you've finished GoF. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-15-00
55. The Rose of Love: A songfic reviews
My first songfic. It used to be titled "My first ever Songfic." It is from the P.O.V. of Cho Chang, and has to do with ___________'s death. Has GoF spoilers. It really stinks, but please read and review anyway. I think
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-15-00
56. Mistrust reviews
A story about after Book 4. It goes back and forth between Harry's 5th year and his adulthood, so I hope it's not confusing. GoF Spoilers. I don't think it's very good. Please R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-14-00
57. Dealing with the Death reviews
This is about the parents of the person who died dealing with the person's death. Don't read this if you haven't read GoF. It contains a major spoiler (i.e., who died)! It's kind of depressing. I don't think it's that good. Anyway, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-11-00
58. Monologue on _______'s Death: The Father reviews
A monologue from the POV of the father of the person who dies in Book 4. It obviously contains a spoiler. Please tell me if you like it. This is my first attempt at a monologue, so I'm really not sure if it's any good. Anyway, if you people do like it, I'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-11-00
59. Hermione Story -- rewrite (now it is formatted) reviews
Her is a formatted version of my Hermione story, which is a somewhat depressing story about Hermione. Please R/R, and help me think of a better title
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-9-00
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