Great-ish news I guess. I've decide to start my fanfiction account back up, one fanfic at a time.

Each story that I update that may have been on my account before will be changed in some (drastic)

way or another, I can assure you. I CAN'T promise ANYTHING about my updating

except for that it will be slow and steady. I can't guarantee that I'll put up all the things that I had

on my account last time, but I will have my Pirates of the Xiaolin Real: Curse of the Shen Gong Wu.

- Beetho 3/11/09

Well I'm back. Please visit me at one of me three proboards rps (role playing site): Sara's XS RPS: www.saracarington.proboards91.com, Beetho's Multi Fandom RPS: www.saracarington2.proboard.com , Mayberry to Marvel Markus: An Original Fiction RPS: www.mayberry2markus.proboards.com (Just ask for the main admit at any one of those.)

The list of fanfics listed in Fanfics In Progress is most likely going to be the order of priority to me.

Fanfics in Progress:

Never Land Calls

The Happiest Place on Earth

WoW: Xiaolin Showdown!

J.U.E.P

A Christmas Worth Remembering

Pirates of the Xiaolin Showdown: Curse of the Shen Gong Wu (I took this one

down for now because I seriously need to rethink it.)

Xiaolin Showdown Shorts

Kingdom Heart Shorts

Fanfics Coming Soon!:

Lather, Rinse, and Obey!

"We've Patched up our difference for now"

Pirates of the Xiaolin Showdown: Curse of the Shen Gong Wu

Sands of Time (Mayhap not.)

Beauty & Da Beast: CharaH or The Princess and the Lizard (still thinking on title)

Finished Fanfics:

Friends for Life - 10Chs

A Helyin Cook Show - oneshot

My Heart Will Go On - oneshot

How You Know When You're OBSESSED With Disney! - Two chaps. May add more.

Quicky About my Stories

--Xiaolin Showdown Shorts -- Random Xiaolin Showdown oneshots, twoshots, etc. T for lang.

--The Happiest Place on Earth -- A Disney/Xiaolin Showdown cross over. Like pretty mega, having to do with Disney characters, and DISNEYLAND :D.

--Never Land Calls -- Wendy, Micheal, John, and Jane have all had their adventure in Never Land. What about poor Danny? Danny's story. Never Land Calls. Help is needed.

--J.U.E.P -- What do a baseball player, sea-lover, tree-hugger, and Outback boy with a wicked Australian accent have in common? They're all the new generation of Xiaolin Dragons. How original . . . I know . . . Sarcasm.

--WoW: Xiaolin Showdown! -- Kimiko's dad sends her the latset version of World of Warcraft! WoW: Legend of Heroes; the new interactable version that allows you to put yourself into the game using a helmet and gloves. Omi and Clay seem into it, and they're all pumped! -- save Raimundo who'd much rather play soccer. A freak lightning storm accures and strikes the temple -- more specificaly, the WoW machine and it haywires. The tables turn and the warriors and their foes must ban together, for they end up on a battle field unlike any other.

--Friends for Life -- (Finished) This was up on my old account. Basically a Xiaolin Showdown story that takes place 1500 years ago when Chase Young was still good, and believe Wuya as well. It's a story revolving around Chase and his sister (my oc) Shannel (pronounced Chanel), the annoyance of having a younger sibling or an older one who ignores you. It's revolves around "Chase .

--Pirates of the Xiaolin Realm: Curse of the Shen Gong Wu -- This fanfic is simply like Xiaolin Showdown version of POTC. Simply for fun and for laughs. All of my OCs have been mentioned on my past account and for the record - their personalities in this story aren't their real personalities. I know, I horrible way to start off a fanfic account but their true personalities and past, etcetera, will be revealed eventually and I will give a heads up. HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN FOR RETHINKING . . . AGAIN.

--Heylin Cook Show -- (Finished) This is just a cute little oneshot about Chase Young trying to cook Dojo for the Lao Meng Lone soup.

--My Heart Will Go On -- (Finished) This is a little oneshot songfic about Chase Young and Wuya. Go Chuya! But Chara's better... do doubt, lol.

--How You Know When You're OBSESSED With Disney -- (Maybe Finished) This is not really just a fanfic. Just a list of ways for you to know when you're obsessed. It says it's complete, but there's enough ways you can be obsessed with Disney.

How U Know When Ur OBSESSED With Xaiolin Showdown:

You call a Xiaolin Showdown over the remote with your younger sibling.

You mutter "Wuya" Under your breath everytime your teacher gives you a bad grade.

Your afraid to eat Jellybeans because your afraid a evil one will hop out at you.

Everytime you see a bald guy you yell out "Hey, Omi!".

Every blue ball you see you call the Orb of Tornami.

You jump off a cliff, thinking that you will land on Dojo.

You jump off again, thinking he missed.

You do it a third time, this time holding a pair of fairy wings, and calling them the Wings of Tinabi.

You blame Chucky Choo that the Wings don't work.

You call every Yo-yo your family Yo-yo.

When you talk about Xiaolin showdown your friends and family run.

You have pictures of a character all over your wall.

You have a crush on a character.(Chase Young is SOOOOO Sxy!!)

You write fanfictions on here about them.

When Xiaolin Showdown comes on, you turn off every little light, turn the volume on high, and sit like a moron.. staring at the tv.

When you see a old bald guy you call him Master Fung.

You call Geckos Dojo.

You cuss out Avatar for Copying Xiaolin Showdown.

You draw the characters.

Everytime you see a cowboy you smile and call him Clay.

Every short Japanese girl you see you chase after, ranting about Raikim.

You grab a penny, jump off the clip AGAIN, and call out "Mantis Flip Coin!"

You again blame Chucky Choo.

Your put on a chocker you call the Gills of Himachi, and try to breath under water.

You cuss out Chucky Choo when you come back from the hospital.

You named imaginary friends after the characters.

You sit and stare at pictures of Omi and have chats with him.

You plan on naming your first boy child Chase.

You tell your best friend to name her girl Wuya, and then when they are old enough, arrange a marriage.

Call their wedding "Chuya".

You have dreams about Raimundo/Jack/Chase Young.

Everytime you bite into a cheese ball, you say "Take that, Omi!"

You call your brother's journal the Ancient Guide to Females.

Put this on your profile if you want a fourth season of Xiaolin Showdown!! (PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!)

How U Know When Ur OBSESSED With Disney:

You yell "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!" at your younger sibling because he's hogging the TV thinking he'll turn into a pumpkin.

You whisper "Cruella" when ever you pass a rude, snobby, barbie doll clone girl in school.

When eber you pass a homeless person on the street, you yell "Have a loaf'a bread, Aladdin!".

When you go lamp shopping you run to each lamp rubbing it thinking Genie will pop out and grant you 3 wishes.

When Genie fails to pop out, you cuss out Jafar, thinking he stole Genie.

You jump into the sea thinking a dolphin charoit will come up from the water.

You instead jump off your balcony thinking you'll land on Carpet.

You jump off again holding an old lamp ready to rub it and hope Genie will pop out and help u if Carpet isn't there.

You blame Jafar and say that he stole Carpet and Genie again.

You call every raccoon you see Meeko.

When you bragg to your friends and family that you're Disney's #1 fan so much where they all keep a 12ft distance away from you.

You have a wall in your room titled "My Disney Wall", that has pics of all Disney charac. that you can get your grubby hands on(I actually have one!Really!).

You have a crush on one of the characters(I use to have a crush on Mickey Mouse when I was in 3rd grade. . .Shush, tell no one).

When you're not daydreaming about Xaiolin Showdown you always daydreaming about Diney, or writing fanfics about Disney.

When eber your fav Disney movie/show is on you tape Xaiolin Showdown so you can watch that instead (I don't so that, I don viese versa).

When eber you see mice at Pet Co. you say "Hi Mickey!Hi Minnie!".

You don't like the Loony Toons because you think they're in competition with each other(I actually like Loony Toons..).

You atempt to draw random Disney characters.

When eber you see a lizard you say "HI MUSHU!!".

When eber you travel to a small ranch you call it "A Little Patch of Heaven".

You tell your friends anyone can fly, as long as you have faith and trust, and pexie dust, then throw durt in their face and run away.

When you sprinkle dust on yourself and jump off of random things and yell "FAITH!TRUST!AND PIXIE DUST!" or "I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY!".

You do that again but instead jump off Big Ben.

You look out your window at night thinking" The second star to the right...the second star to the right from WHICH star?!".

You call all the little people you see "monkeys".

You call all demented dragons Faffy and all red ones Mushu.

You fix ur bathrobe tie to the ceiling and swing from it like Tarzan.

Encourage your friends to go vine surfing in the local park.

Call all old robotic looking pieces of junk Wall-E.

Scream when ever the sun makes those weird light dots on your photos, thinking their fairies

Take those photos with light dots to a newspaper editor standing by your belief they're fairies and demand that you sell them to him for 100 hundred dollars.

Run around the house chasing your younger sibling with a cloths hanger on your right hand, harassing them like your Captain Hook.

Suddenly stop and start talking to yourself in third person: "Now 'insert name here', Captain's Hook's hook was on his left hand; slap yourself after that, switch hands, and continue to chase your younger sibling.

While a walk in the park/hike, pick up random sticks/ twigs and aim them at random people/bystanders shouting "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!".

Walk into Pet Co. and go over to the fish section, reassuring all the fish: "Fish are Friends, not Food!".

Randomly quote "P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" (I've actually done that before. . .).

Steal the Monkey Staff from the Xiaolin Showdown verse shouting "Bo-ya! I got da Mystical Monkey Powers!" and make random karate moves and noises.

When you lack a comeback in a convorsation, say ". . . You smell funny!".

Walk past the kitchen when your rents are making kissy faces towards each other singing "Caaannnn you feeeell the looooveee toniiiight. . . ." in a opera voice.

Get a stick and hang fruit from it and hit your friends and family whenever they say something stupid.

When you ask what your younger siblings are doing you accuse them of doing something rediculas and start yelling "MOM! MOM! MOM! 'insert names' ARE 'insert crazy idea'!!"

More How U Know When Ur OBSESSED With Disney; Pt. 2:

You name your stuffed donkies Penelope.

You know Beast’s real name! (Adam!)

You crack up whenever someone says to you “T-i-double gah-er”!

Whenever anyone in your class says something Disney related, everyone knows to turn and look at you. And of course you smile psychotically back. J

You listen to the Fantasmic! soundtrack over and over, quoting everything everyone says and dancing to it.

Your ‘To Do’ starts off as so:

1. Visit EVERY Disney park, go on EVERY Disney cruise, and stay at EVERY Disney resort at LEAST once

2. Take Jafar’s snake staff thingie

3. Beat Hercules in the Olympics!

4. Take driving lessons from Lightning

5. Take flying lessons from Peter

6. Make a nine o’ clock performance at the House of Mouse

7. Paint the Queen’s roses green

8. Save the world!

9. Take a nap

You drive the entire Route 66 looking for a town called ‘Radiator Springs’, only to find you can’t find it.

If a friend is about to do something ridicules and they’re convinced they can do it but you know they really can’t, you slap them, shake their shoulders, and yell “YOU. ARE. A. TOY (CAR)!!” when obviously they’re not . . . I hope not.

You break out in song every two minutes, usually singing Disney songs.

You stare constipated-like at your puppets while playing your harmonica, thinking that any minute now, they’ll come alive and start to dance and do your biddings.

When people say “Pluto’s a dwarf planet!”, you yell freakishly, hug him, and shout back “NO HE’S NOT!”

You poorly attempt to rob banks and five finger things, and when people ask what gang you’re a part of, you say the ‘Apple Dumpling Gang’.

It’s your dream to move your little colored house to Paradise Falls.

You can spell ‘supercalifragilisticexpialidocious’ off the top of your head.

You know the three good faerie’s names and who’s color is who. Flora is the red faerie, Fauna is the green faerie, and Merriweather is blue.

You know that Maleficant’s raven’s name is Diablo.

You know what type of animal Rafiki is from lion king. Not a baboon. A Mandrill!

You know Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy, according to the 1942 short Donald Gets Drafted.

You know that Belle did not always live in her little town in the movie. Not just is it in the original Beauty and the Beast story, but it’s hinted in the first song.

You know Cinderella’s stepmother’s name, LadyTremaine.

You know The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Disney movie under Touchstone Production because they thought Nightmare was “too dark and scary for kids”.

You’ve always wanted to buy and Coonskin cap and were it around in Frontierland at Disneyland

You know the names of Daisy Duck’s tree nieces, April, May, June.

When people ask you what college you want to go to, you list collages within walking distance of Disneyland and base which one you want to go to by how close it is to the parks.

You intend on going to college near Disneyland and have a part-time job there.

You know you have an unhealthy obsession when your best friends tells you you’re obsessed daily and suggests you see a therapist about it.

When you watch those videos on Youtube of the rides (with the lights on in the dark ones) and wonder how they do that.

One day far off into the future when you have a kid, you are going to make your spouse agree to create hidden Mickeys all around your child’s room. You do this every time your child changes their room. Every time the kid finds a hidden Mickey, you pay them. :)

Most if not all your DVDs are Disney.

If you do not have a Disney movie on DVD but have it on VHS, you keep it regardless whether it works or not until it comes out or you can get it as a DVD.

You still have Nintendo 64 Disney games and refuse to get rid of them even though they most likely will be worth nothing one day.

You can sing ‘Grim Grinning Ghosts’ by heart, own the Disney Sing-a-long VHS with it on it, and have it on your iPod.

You also know ‘Main Street USA’ by heart and own the VHS sing-a-long of that too.

You know that both ‘Grim Grinning Ghosts’ and ‘Main Street USA’ are on the same VHS sing-a-long.

Your family hates going to Six Flags and Knotts Berry Farm because they know you won’t shut up about how much better the rides are at the Disneyland.

You’re long past the point that you never need maps anymore when you walk into Disneyland – but you take them anyways to collect and look back on because you know they change the cover all the time.

You keep the Disney bags when you buy stuff at Disneyland.

You lead the way around the parks on family trips to Disneyland. Family and friends have to strain to keep up with you.

You laugh at the Skipper’s jokes even though they’re not that funny on the Jungle Cruise.

You love to mimic the Princesses when they wave on the floats and know the ‘princess wave’ they’re taught: ‘shoulder, shoulder, wrist, wrist; touch your pearls and blow a kiss’!

You make a Disney Magazine for a school project. xD

Whenever you go to Disneyland, you make it an effort to park on the Mickey level of the parking structure and usually do.

You went onto the Lilo and Stitch part of the Disney Channel website and copied down all the Stitch talk in the dialog box thing:

Taka – Thanks

Eegalagoo – Wow

Goobaja – Let’s go!

Achi-baba – Friends

Emba-chua – You said it!

Kata baka-dooka – May I be distructive?

Iky – Yuck!

Aka boocha – Let me out!

Marcheeba – Very nice.

Meega-o-itume – Get away from me!

Naga-tabaka – No way!

Freeboogoo – Bring it on!

Akootah – Let’s dig!

Aggaba – STOP!

Mocheecha – Mine!

Ogata – Ouch!

Naga bootifa – Not cool . . .

Aka-choota – Gotta go!

Ah-chooga moopa – Everybody OUT!

Gaba ika tasoopa – What’s the big deal?

You still have all those little Disney kiddie books from when you were a kid that taught you how to count, your ABC’s, moral and life lessons, not to lie, etc. You intend on keeping them and threatening your kids that if they don’t keep the books in the family with their kids and so forth, your spirit will come back and haunt them.

You expect your kids to make the same threat to their kids and so forth.

If anyone starts a off a Disney song, ‘A dream is a wiiiish your heeaaart makes. . .’, you always finish it: ‘Wheeennn you’re faaassst a sleeeeep . . .’

You KNOW when you are OBSESSED with Disney if you review my fanfic of this with ideas Disney related. You also know when you’re obsessed when you DO NOT ask me to continue this. I shall decide to do that on my own will. :)

If you're reading this, thank you!

I didn't think anyone would ever stop to look at my profile, lol.