Hey there, The Name's Boochan82. Well.. Callsign anyway. And seeing as how i dont give out my name on teh Internets, Boochan is all you will ever call me. Got that?
Just thought I'd get that out of the way. By the way. I am NOT a medical doctor.. but i do have a PHD in brutally honest Review BITCHOLOGY. So if i read your story and leave a not so nice comment, Dont blame me. When it comes to reviews, I become a slightly obese version of Greg House. hell, when i'm on PMS, you'd swear i was him if not shorter, fatter, and female-er. I look at it this way- If you like something and write a fanfic about it, and it TOTALLY sucks, leave the writing to more TALENTED Authors... No offense to you starting Writers.. read and look, then write by example. Would your characters really do the things you make them do? I absolutely HATE seeing characters of something being Incredulously OUT OF CHARACTER, otherwise known as OOC. Though a little AU ( alternate universe) is fine by me. most of my favorite stories are AU. Yeah.. so without further practicing of my bitchology techniques..
Onward, Ho!
Now lets see: I'm 25, Live in California near Palm springs, and am about 5'3 and 214 or so lbs, Yeah, I'm a frickin Manatee. Deal with it.I have hazel eyes and neck length rust brown hair. I'm married to an awesome man who slightly resembles Hugh Laurie (same head shape, stubble, mussy hair, chin and nose.. eyes are grey-green though) And have two daughters, 5 and 4. and a 11 month old golden retriver. Her name i can tell you: Gabreille Vanhelsing. Yeah. she roxx0rz.
As to what sort of fic i like, I can start off by saying i can tolerate pg-13, but if it isnt M rating its usually below my notice. I like detail, I love more than a one shot, but still one shots are better than no shots, ni?
as to pairings, you can see my list below.
PEOPLES BOO LIKES TO SEE SCROMPING/SMEXING/FALLING IN TEH LOVES:
1. House/Cameron-Because Cameron/Chase is Just wrong.. Mister Shiny hair Wombat should die.( ...Grumble little fleck of kangaroo shit grumble...)
2. Lois/Clark-Lois/Superman-Brandon Routh/Dean Cain versions- cause thats the way i like it.(KRRRRYPT-Tonite!)
3. Captian Johnathan Archer/T'pol-Because Tripp/T'pol is just EVIL. and Scott Bakula is a hottie. (PON-FARR FTW!)
4. James Wilson/OC- Cause Cuddy is teh boobie overlord.. (I WILL RAPES TEH WILSHUN EYEBROWS. I SWEARZ IT.)
5. Temprance Brennan( Bones)/Seely Booth- Cause Booth and Bones belong, we all know that. plus, Booth is damned smexy. (-Drool-)
6. House/Cameron-I already covered this, didn't i? ( Me=House MD fangirl x gazillion... squee!)
7. Riddick/Kyra(jack)-Just cause I loves teh Riddicks.. Kyra is Alive, Know the Truth!( Damn.. how do I get eyes like that??)
8. Buffy/Angel(us)/Spike/Xander-Cause Riley can go jump off a cliff into a SHALLOW pool of Elephant excrement.( Riley=Dillhole)
9. Robert/Giselle-Cause I've been waiting for a true loves kiss, and a prince i hope acompanies this.. ( Robert: HAWT.)
10. Illidan Stormrage/Hybrid Illidan/Sylvannas Windrunner/Tyrande Whisperwind/OC- Cause I am a self proclaimed World of Warcraft ADDICT,and Illidan is HOT for a pixelated MMORPG character. (You are NOT Prepared!!)
11. Dr. Perry Cox/Elliot Reed/Carla/OC: Because the Awesomeness of dr.cox needs love too.(Jd and Cox will NEVER be an item! get used to it!!)
And on a Sidenote:
I have nothing against yaoi and slash fics. Seriously. You fangirls of Angel/Spike for example, or Spander, or even House and wilson: No problem at all. read a few, reviewed nicely, even added a nice comment to a few harry/draco fics.
But i have one litttle problem i must Bitch about. There is a limit to what character can be put together in a Slash setting.
Dr. Perry Cox and John Dorian (Jd) ARE NOT A GOOD PAIRING, i am sorry.
Now I can see Turk/Jd. i can even see Janitor/Jd, even though i think Janitor ( DAMNIT WHAT THE HELL IS HIS FIRST NAME ANYWAY!) belongs with Elliot at least for a one shot. But Oh my dear god.
I go looking for Dr. Cox fanfic and HOLY SHIT, the amount of you Sick sick fangirls out there makes me want to HURL!
I like older guys, okay? Dr.Cox and Greg House are my ideal asshole bedmates. But COME THE HECK AWWWN.
Cox and Jd would have nothing but angry sex. and Then Cox would make fun of Jd afterward. That doesnt make for a good slash.
Besides, Cox likes women too much ( aka Carla, Whordan ( lol jordan), Smelliot (giggle), that one intern) to be gay. Though the Gay chicken thing with Ben was hillarious. I AM THE KING OF GAY CHICKEN!
but i digress.
STOP WRITING COX/JD SLASH. STOP IT NOW, NEWBIE.
Now.. HIGH FIVE!
(added July 26,2008)
Anyway, thats about it. I know i dont have any stories up yet, But i will shortly. got one from a few years ago i am going to post, as well as one i am working on. Thanks for stopping by! And check out my DEVIANTART page when you get a chance!
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