4 Soul Eater fics and 44 Naruto fics

-I did it! I'm in the program. Happi, happi, days indeed. Now if only I could donate blood.-

Alas, poor M.Muffin is no longer icon-ed. Instead the lovely NEW icon was made by the oh-so-awesome Pickles the Great. It's so pretty and muffin-y. Pickles is AWESOME.

But not to worry, my dears, muffins will continue to rule the world. M.Muffin (my previous icon) is a concoction of me and my friend Melissa's. We decided one day (who knows how) that we would dessert-ify all our friends. I became M.Muffin, with Gaara-like powers, but instead of a gourd like his mine are blueberries tied together with licorice and instead of sand inside I've got flour. :D. Melissa is R.Mii Cookie (he he, get it ARMY? Okay. I'm stupid). The cookie has a sort of byakugan type thing. (I’m not really sure how it works) Together the two desserts will rule the world. Previously, this had only been alliance of convenience in which we'd back-stab each other the minute we gained control of the world, but now we have a treaty of peace... (Looks suspiciously at cookie...)

Okay, so as is evident, I'm a little strange, but no worries there, who wants to be normal? Where's the fun in that?

I tend to take on way too many things at once. Multi-tasker galore. That's me.

I also have trouble finishing things I start to do. I'll finish ANYTHING I start to read, but do... My desktop is filled with about... 30 projects (personal projects mind you) that I haven't gotten around to finishing (or in some cases starting). I'm in about...let's just say ten (because I don't feel like counting) clubs, and usually have about four different things going on at once. And that's on a good week.

I am in the IB program and damn proud. It’s an incredibly frustrating high school advancement program. Sort of like AP, but it’s international and focuses and creating well-rounded students. Let’s just leave it at that, because if I truly get started, I’ll never shut up;

I LOVE chocolate. White chocolate mostly. Mm... I'm an honest addict. Ooh and muffins. Yum. 'Specially blueberry ones.

I'm a jewelry freak. Not like real jewelry, but the cheap plastic junk they sell in dollar stores. I have tons of necklaces and bracelets and earrings in my room. I loooove jewelry. And shoes...They're just so...shoe-y.

I say "Dorky" alot. But it's not an insult. I like dorkiness. I love dorkiness. It's so sweet and cute. And it's like an adorable thing to me. Dorkiness shall set thee free.

How lame am I?

Erm...

I’m clumsy. Not a day goes by that I don’t hit myself. I’ve tripped over my own shoes, my own feet, I’ve walked into a wall, I’ve slammed my head against every object known to man, I’ve been hit by every ball there is, I’ve stabbed myself with writing utensils, smashed my feet with books, tripped up the stairs (yes it’s possible), and many other numerous accidents that I can’t recall. And yet, with my amazing grace, I still continue to wear skinny high heels. One could say I’m asking for trouble.

I can't ride a bike. (Everyone makes fun of me for that but, hey, I'm not weird enough to balance about on weird two wheel thingy. I have very poor coordination. Strap me in that and I could kill myself. Okay, not really, but hey)

I'm absolutely terrified of bees. Seriously. I see a bee and I shriek and run in the opposite direction like a maniac. And just to clarify things I don't shriek. Bugs are scary but I can't bring myself to kill them. Honest. I can't kill them. I have the fly swatter in my hand but I can't kill them. Instead I leave my room and wait till they leave if it's a flying bug (only flies don't scare me) or if it's a crawly one, I lure it into a jar and transport it to the living room or outside. I can't kill them. Don't ask me why.

I'm a procrastinator. Okay, okay, I'm just lazy. If the remote to the TV or notebook or really anything I'm looking for is a few inches away from me and I can't reach it without standing I'll do every possible thing I CAN just to get it without moving. I'll try to push it towards me with the nearest long utensil, I'll toe it with my foot, I'll get all twisty and bendy trying to reach it or I'll call my little brother to give it to me. I know, that's REALLY lazy. I'll do my work (eventually) but my laziness really only expands to movement.

I like purple. And blue. And silver.

I like to read.

I'm incredibly forgetful. Seriously. REALLY, really, really forgetful. My friends accuse me of having Alzheimer or sometimes they accuse me of having whatever that blue fish Dori had in finding nemo. Yes, that bad.

Okay, enough random weird facts about me. Let's talk about what I DO write.

Naruto. :D

I also did write Harry Potter for a while (haven't in a bit...), but under a different name. If you wanna check it out its ForbiddenTreasures

So, Naruto...

ShikaTema is LOVE.

SandSibs are LOVE.

My cousin Danny (as crazy and irksome as he is) influenced me into watching/reading Naruto and I'm very grateful to him for that. See! Hah! I do give you credit. :p

I don't really think I write anything funny or am funny but I've been told otherwise, which makes me think my brain's either broken or everybody else's is. I'm betting on the everyone else theory. Last time I checked I was still sane and healthy. But maybe I should check again.

Nope, still sane.

Darn.

And in case anyway cares, bit and pieces of stories I haven't finished, don't ever intend to finish, or just don't want to post HERE will go up on my blog. They're mostly going to be up on LiveJournal, but they'll probably go up Here first on WordPress. I also have prompts (my potential stories) posted up there, so...I guess if you visit it and like one of the prompts and decide to try to convince me to write that one, it may get done faster. Meh. No guarantees, really. After all, I AM me.

HAH! Don't even think about it, buddy! I'm not done! (Apologetic eyes. I'm sorry, please don't go away...)

(Wanna know what's left? :) )

My name, silly goose!

You can call me Jenni. (With an I cause it just looks sooo coool like that!) Or you know, TaintedMoonlight...Or weirdo...Or that wacko that writes those dumb fanfics...

It's all the same to me.

My favorite Naruto characters are (In order of favorite-ness):

Temari --First kick-ass girl I saw in Naruto and still the best. She made a fan her weapon. She's cocky, she's bitchy (in a good way), she's strong, she's proud, she's even sweet and nice in that weird blunt in-your-face crude way. Absolutely LOVE her. (BTW, Saving Jane's song "One Girl Revolution" fits her perfectly I think.)

Shikamaru -- He's lazy, he's smart, he thinks he knows all; what's not to love? And all the chauvinistic old style thinking just makes him so dorky and cute. Plus, he plays with shadows. I mean, shadows are supposed to be bad, you know dark the opposite light, but he's a lazy goody-goody.

Gaara --He's so AWESOME. If you haven't seen this video on YouTube, watch it. It made me fall in LOVE with Gaara. And everything I've seen and read afterwards only makes him better! (Actually that episode were you learn about Gaara's past was the FIRST one I saw, and the one responsible for making me an addict.)

Neji --My friend hates Neji. I think all he need is a little lub. -hugs Neji. Neji looks about in fear-

Kankuro --Hehehe. Puppets. How radical is that? And he's just so dorky.

Hidan--I know, he killed Asuma and that's so sad, but in a freakishly weird way, I just love his character. It's so twisted, that it's just divine. Like cheesecake -- really unhealthy, but you just can't help but take a bite.

Sasori --Again, puppets. That says it all.

My favorite Soul Eater characters are (In order of favorite-ness):

Death the Kid-- He's sooo cool, in a completely dorky kind of way. Who doesn't love a guy who can kick ass but has OCD tendencies?

Soul Eater Evans-- He's just a 'cool guy' like that. Really he's sweet, loyal, intelligent, and careful. Plus he turns into a really awesome like scythe; what more could a girl ask for?

Justin Law-- A priest that's a weapon and is constantly listening to his ipod? :D Amazing. And he doesn't even need a technician to fight!

Maka Albarn-- Incredibly kick-ass girl. Main character. Feminist. It's like seeing myself in the anime. (;p just kidding. I'm not that cool - not even a little)

Medusa-- I think this is the first bad buy that I've ever really liked. She's smart, uber intelligent, tricky, and deceitful. Hell, even when you hate her, you can't help but love her.

Franken Stein-- He likes to 'experiment', he's borderline crazy, he's intelligent, dorky, and powerful. LOVE.

Some Quotes That I Like:

"Imperfection is beauty, and madness is genius. It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

- Marilyn Monroe

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror."
- Oscar Wilde

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."

"Sometimes I go into my own little world...but that's okay, they know me there."

-J. Hodgson

"When you come to the edge of all the light you know,
and are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown,
faith is knowing one two things will happen:
There will be something solid to stand on,
or you will be taught how to fly."

- Barbara J. Winter

"Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance."

- Bruce Barton

"Some people are runners, and some people are doers. Runners wish they could do. And sometimes, doers wish they could run."

Some Random Funnies I've Found That I Strongly Believe Need Sharing:

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"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."

"God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."

"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead."

"The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day." --Ask anyone who knows me, this is like my life's complaint!

"Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!"

"Smile; tomorrow will be worse." -- I'm a diehard pessimist. Tomorrow's gonna suck worse so let's make use of this sucky day, right?

"Everytime I hear that dirty word 'exercise' I wash out my mouth with chocolate."

"Best friends,

You fight. I fight.

You hurt. I hurt.

You cry. I cry.

You jump off a bridge; I'll get a paddle boat

save your retarded ass."

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and then just sit back and smile as the whole world sits there and wonders how you did it."

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. -- Contributed to me by Sorrel-Piedra

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Darkgal69 drew a fantastic fanart for my FF "A Stupid Excuse for a Fairy Tale". Click here to look at it. You should look it up, it's absolutely marvelous! She's very talented.

The picture that inspired the fic "What it Takes to Make her Smile" is right here.

Fanfiction Status:

Currently Posted –

Eros & Thanatos = Not regularly updated. Updated whenever I get around to typing up another story for the LJ community 50 shinobi. I try to update once a month.

Aggravation = This one really is updated whenever I feel like it. No connection and no chapters are written beforehand. If you have any suggestions I’ll be glad to hear them.

What it Takes to Win the Game = Sequel to "What it Takes to Make her Smile". I'll try to update it at least once a week.

Written, but Not Typed:

The Horror of Blue & Parties = Absolute and utter nonsense. 95 percent of the plot is my cousin Danny’s. When he acted it out for me it was completely funny, so much so that I felt compelled to put it down on paper. And I did, I just haven’t’ gotten around to typing it up. About the sandsibs, a not-so dangerous Gaara, scary Ino, overprotective brothers, and movie on how Blue from Blue’s Clues died. Yes. It’s very stupid.

ONESHOTS –

Cookie Craving = Gaara wants cookies. Kankurou doesn’t know how to bake. Temari isn’t there. Only hilarity can ensue.

I Have to Try = Angsty, sort of. Temari and Shikamaru have always had a relationship, that isn’t one at all. If only Shikamaru would just let the walls fall down.

Plexiglas Eyes = There’s a reason Shino always wears his sunglasses. And there’s a reason no one outside of the Aburame clan has never seen his eyes. But sometimes when you’re training, things break.

Not Yet Written –

Paradigm Shift – Overthrow = Working really hard to get this one done because I really like, but I can’t seem to get past the first chapter. Basically about how Gaara became Kazekage and the story in Suna that occurred while Naruto was away for two years.

White Sheets = Only have about one chapter written and I have hit a sort of wall. GaaHina. Hinata gets sent to Suna as a sort of foreign ambassador. Suna is unforgiving and will force her to become tougher. She learns a lot about family, herself, and happiness.

Society’s Dame = AU. ShikaTema. Temari is a coarse beauty of the upper-class. Shikamaru is the intelligent scoundrel of the lower class. A theft backfires when Temari discovers it in the process and now she’s being held captive. --Nothing written yet, so far just an idea.--

Love, Growing Up, and All Things Troublesome = One shouldn’t have to explain puberty to a thirteen year old. One shouldn’t have to explain an uncomfortable concept with their younger brother. And one should definitely not have to explain that life for them was pretty much going to end unhappily no matter what they did.