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since: 06-14-07, id: 1300983, Profile Updated: 11-10-09
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Little Bit 'Bout Me

Name: Hmmm...NOT TELLING!

Age: 15

Hair/Eye color/Height: blonde, blue, 5' 8'' I am really tall but usually very nice.

Kind of useful information to know: 1. I love reading Twilight, Newmoon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. 2. I have no favorite but if I did it would be mutters uninteligably 3. My favorite animal is...the werewolf. I'm all for vampire/werewolf interspecies like-ing ness, but werewolves rock. And they are so warm! Plus their inner termoil of keeping their anger down is inspirational. 4. I most resemble Emmett from Twilight because I'm usually the one laughing and am not very serious unless called for. I also don't know my own strength and I am EXTREMELY perverted...or so I'm told. It's not my fault it's funny when people say stop sign and born!

A Little unuseful information to know: I am Twilight obsessed. I love Jacob and Edward. Yes, I love them both. FYI...I am not crazy, though the voices in my head are telling me to kill you all! HEHE. Except Nikki. The voices rock. I also love Inuyasha. I CAN'T HELP BUT WANT TO RUN A BRUSH THROUGH HIS LONG WHITE HAIR! Its so pretty! I'm terrified of little red headed dolls and have burned 223 in the last 3 years. I don't do many scary movies though "The Hills Have Eyes" and "Prom Night" rocked! The only reason I even went to see "Prom Night" was because Kellan Lutz/Emmett Cullen was in it and he is fine as HELL! God. If I had 1 day left on this Earth and God told me I could do whatever I wanted without any consequences, you would find me where ever he is. He's even my screensaver. Wow. Even the voices like him. I have to go see my psychiatrist now.

Favorite Anime/Manga:

Inuyasha

Wolf's Rain

Case Closed

Full Metal Alchemist

Absolute Boyfriend

I am very picky. I love all of these though, OH and Inubaka (dog crazy) I am a dog fanatic!

Favorite Authors:

Stephenie Meyer

Stephen King

Rachel Hawthorne

Favorite Books:

Twilight Saga(Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn) is written by the lovely Mrs. Stephenie Meyer

The Green Mile is written by Mr. Stephen King

The Riley series

Mercy Thompson Series

Vampire Academy Series

Their Eyes Were Watching God

Blue Blood Series

Rachel Hawthornes books 2

Wings- Aprilynne Pike

Favorite Songs:

Suffocate-J. Holiday

Angel-Amanda Perez

I Can Love You Like That-Boys II Men

Four Seasons of Loneliness-Boys II Men

I'll Make Love to You- Boys II Men

One Sweet Day- Boys II Men/ Mariah Carey

Until the End of Time-Justin Timberlake/ Beyonce

Photograph-Nickleback

Somebody for Me-Nickleback

Burn It to the Ground-Nickleback

What Hurts the Most-Rascal Flatts( and most of their other songs. this one just sticks out in my head!)

Bring Me to Life-Evanecance

Kryptonite-3 Doors Down

Grind on MePretty Ricky

InnocenceAvril Lavigne

Brown Eyes-Destiny's Child

Animal I Have Become-3 Days Grace

Over and Over-3 Days Grace

Just Like You-3 Days Grace

Smile-Uncle Kracker

Broken-Seether

Young-Hollywood Undead

Undead-Hollywood Undead

My Favorite Random Quotes:

But of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it; for in the day that thou eatest thereof, thou shalt surely die.

-Genesis 2:17

Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me.

-New Moon, Bella, 93

"Okay," I sighed. "I believe that. But I want you to know something - when it comes to all this enemies nonsense, I'm out. I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures. Jacob is family. You are...well, non exactly the love of my life, because I expect to love you for much longer than that. The love of my existence. I don't care who's a werewolf and who's a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too"

-Eclicpse, Bella, 143

"Would you like to hear my story, Bella? It doesn't have a happy ending-but which of ours does? If we had happy endings, we'd all be under gravestones now."

-Eclipse, Rosalie, 154

" Before you, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars-points of light and reason. And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly, everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed but I was blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no reason...for anything"

-New Moon, Edward, 514

These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die; like fire and powder, which as they kiss consume.

-Romeo & Juliet, Act II Scene VI

If all else perished and he remained, then I should continue to be; and if all else remained, and he were annihalated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger.

-Eclipse, Bella,611, (Catherine, Wuthering Heights)

I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!

-Eclipse, Edward, 611, (Heathcliff, Wuthering Heights)

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

-Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka

It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that's weather for you. For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is finished and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime."

-Good Omens

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

-Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack Sparrow

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

-Pirates of the Caribbean

"Do you know how to use a sword?"

"Of course. You stick the pointy end in the other man."

-Zorro

You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met!

-I, Robot

I have to speak my mind because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind.

-The Libertine

I'm startin' to long for the monkey with a hard-on.

- Beck, The Rundown

Jesus! That's like spinning Tarzan jujitsu!

- Travis, The Rundown

If you've ever pushed a door open when it said pull, or vice-verse, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever ran into a door COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a coversation copy this onto your profile

I make sense to those who have no sense but not to the ones that have some.

If you think the evil kids should stop being selfish with the Trix cereal and just give some to the stinking rabbit, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don't want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever walked into a pole, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen forewards off of a chair, copy this onto your profile

If someone has ever taken your prized collection of Twilight books and you had to be put in a straight jacket so you wouldn't kick their butts, copy this onto your profile (seriously, except I had to be held back by 5 of the strongest dudes in my school. the girl finally gave me my books back but she is now bald)

If you support the 'MECBIAV-Make Edward Change Bella Into A Vampire Club', copy this onto your profile

If you have ever asked a question with an obvious answer, copy this onto your profile

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse and Breaking Dawn over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen backwards off of a chair, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you live in a rainy place, copy this onto your profile

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in front of the judge with you saying "Man, we screwed up, but we had a hell of a time!"

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy comes home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While iI lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you believe child abuse is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit by a car... that was parked, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been attacked by a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

Emmett Cullen- Stronger than you since

1916

Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but still VERY fun to watch fall down stairs.

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door!

Emmett Dale McCarty Cullen/Kellan Lutz is MINE!!

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