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Author has written 10 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Death Note. Love's Sweet Bait: i deleted this dramione (not because of lack of interest!! huge, massive giving of cyber love to everyone who reviewed/favourited/added-to-alert-list-ed) because there were too many plot holes and over all it was kind of dying a slow and painful death. so I'm going to fix it, and then i will repost it! Hiccoughs: Yes, everybody likes this fic except me. It's not on hiatus ... I'm just lazy. eventually, there shall be a new chapter. lots of people have e-mailed me about an update and I'M SORRY! really really. i just hate writing stories where i already know what the ending is, and so. yeah. Hug a Slytherin Day: So, the amazing pisceanchic101 reviewed and reminded me where i saw the icon which prompted this story! It's the avatar for writingxonxwalls and all credit goes to her for the entire "hug a slytherin day" idea! My beta is Jedimaster, because she is epic and brilliantly crazy beyond mortal comprehension, and my brain twin is Herosexual because she taught me everything I didn't learn from books I, Eicklehart, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution. And if anybody wants to contact me, my e-mail is: eicklehart@hotmail.co.uk | |||||||
1. The Night Before The Morning After reviewsMatt had never quite appreciated Mello's leather until he wasn't wearing it anymore. Because now he can see a lot more of Mello, and things are starting to get tense ... Matt/Mello oneshot smut.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-8-09 - Matt & Mello - Complete2. How Stand I Then reviewsMatt was bored. His nintendo was flat, Mello was ignoring him and the only thing standing between Matt and total brain shutdown from lack of stimulation was Misa Amane. Matt/Misa, slight Matt/MelloDeath Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,440 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-09 - Matt & Misa A. - Complete3. How Draco Malfoy And His Banana Seduced Hermione reviewsThe way Malfoy was peeling that banana did strange things to Hermione's insides. Clutched in his hands, the half-naked banana looked slightly dirty and extremely indecent. Half smut, half sexual tension - all Dramione. Smutt, cursing and bad innuendosHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 8-18-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete4. Happenings » reviewsDraco Malfoy regularly steals funds from his company to fund his lavish and lascivious lifestyle. The ministry is infiltrating his corporation, his best friend has disappeared, and his mother is homeless. The last thing Draco needs is romance ... DRAMIONEHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 4-12-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G.5. Hug a Slytherin Day reviewsFred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 4-7-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete6. Prank Goes the Weasel » reviewsFaced with an impossible request, Draco is desperate to evade Voldemort. So he decides to hide in the one place he should never be seen: the muggle world. And who better to help him escape the most evil wizard of the age than the brightest witch? DRAMIONEHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,864 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-28-09 - Published: 11-1-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G.7. Hiccoughs » reviewsEdward and I stared at each other, surprised. “You have the hiccoughs?” His velvety voice sounded disbelieving. Bella gets the hiccups, and the Cullen’s attempt to ‘cure’ her, each in their own special i.e. absolutely insane wayTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-17-08 - Published: 6-21-088. A New Shadow reviewsHis words slipped under my cynicism like a hypodermic needle breaking through the bloody membrane of a vein, the euphoric shock shooting from the crease of my elbow to my brain in a mere fraction of a second. ONESHOT DramioneHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete9. The Malfoy Smile reviewsDraco wants revenge ... against Crookshanks. But how much is he willing to sacrifice for a cat? Apparently, a lot. ONE SHOT in honour of today being Draco Malfoy's Birthday!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-4-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete10. The making of a Fowl sandwich reviewsMulch diggums has important information ... but first, he needs a sandwich. It's up to Artemis to brave the domestic horrors of the kitchen, and save the day. Based on when Artemis attempts to make a sandwhich ONE SHOTArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-5-08 - Artemis F. & Mulch D. - Complete
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