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"I know! I'll turn him into a duck! No...I don't know how to do that. And...I don't really need a duck..." (from Meet the Robinsons)

"They took the bar! The whole fucking bar! (from Animal House)

Girl: 22-year old chick from the States (currently living in South Korea, teaching English in Seoul), engaged in a deliciously sweet love-affair with chocolate, caffeine, and kinky boy-slash. Don't look at me like that. It's perfectly respectable (and entirely satisfying). I lead a fairly boring life comprised mostly of working, reading, draining my IQ in front of the tube, writing, and occasionally cleaning. I have a quirky sense of humor and have been told by most people who've met me that I'm "very strange." Like that's really an insult.

Philosophy: I fully believe that everyone should have a good obsession or ten. Nothing quite satisfies like a hot, all-consuming obsession. Honestly. Give it a try. Me? I have more obsessions than I know what to do with, a few of which include: boys in eyeliner, sexy boots, hot rocker chicks, sci-fi/fantasy, cheesy B-horror flicks, pretty boys, emo girls, Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, shopping, screen-tees, books, green eyes...I think you get the picture. I also suffer a very real attraction to Alan Rickman ("Snape") and David Hewlett ("Dr. McKay" from Stargate Atlantis). It's the strangest thing. Oh, and I want to have David Tennant's baby ("Doctor Who").

Genre: I write mainly HP boy-slash. Harry/Draco and Remus/Sirius in particular. Honestly. Can you think of two hotter pairings? Yum. I also write James/Lily and sometimes Draco/Ginny. I've been known, on rare occasions, to even turn out a random Draco/Hermione fic. But don't hold your breath. That phase in my writing has come and gone. If ever I write a Snape/Harry pairing it will be a mentor/student type story. I never could bring myself to write them as hump-buddies. Read it, sure. But never write. Don't ask. As well, I write the occasional "Buffy" fic, usually Spike/Willow or sometimes Angel(us)/Willow.

"Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we need to change planes in Denver?" (from The Santa Clause)

"It's all about the rhythm." (from Tin Man)

Fun Facts About Me:
-I say "dude" way too many times in a day
-I'm a rocker at heart but look like a 16 year-old teenie-bopper
-I shamelessly fantasize about hot chicks (can anyone say "Kate Beckinsale")
-I have a crazed-stalker obsession with Johnny Depp (but honestly, what girl doesn't?)
-I have a huge thing for redheads (Rupert Grint, "Ron," is totally yummy)
-I tend to be way too sarcastic for my own good
-I like football (American style; none of this "soccer" stuff)
-I avoid the sun like the plague
-I like the color pink but hate pastels

"I am McLovin." (from Superbad)

"Hi Curly. Killed anyone today?"
"The day ain't over yet..." (from City Slickers)

Ships That Get Me Goin':
-Remus/Sirius (hot puppy lovin')
-Harry/Draco (a girl's wet dream)
-Fred/George (for which I shall gladly burn in hell)
-Sirius/Harry (oh, sweet forbidden love)
-Snape/Harry (you just know Snape is a total kinkster)

Ships That Give Me The Wiggins:
-Sirius/Snape (honestly. WTF?)
-Harry/James (are you kidding me?)
-Voldermort/anyone (yuck!)
-Harry/Hermione (just can't see it)

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" (from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre)

"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?" (from Animal House)

Misc. Stuff: I've broken down and gotten myself an IM (two, actually). If you're interested in chatting, by all means drop me a line (AIM: bittlebee or Yahoo: xlilies_and_lipstickx). Oh, and if you've never seen them, pop on to YouTube and watch the Potter Puppet Pals videos. The Mysterious Ticking Noise is my favorite. Hilarious. Trust me, you'll love them.

Shameless Plug: Well, I've finally done it. I've gone and put up my very own C2 (The Best Pairings Out There) dedicated to my all-time favorite pairings: SBxRL, HPxDM, HPxSB, HPxSS, GWxDM, GWxBZ, LLxBZ, and JPxLE. But I'm open to other pairings. If you have or know of any GOOD stories, please let me know. LOOKING FOR STAFF. PLEASE CONTACT. I also happen to be a staff member of a little C2 called Harry and Draco's Love Shack and shamelessly insist that you check it out. Further, if you have or know of a fantastic HPxDM fic, email me (or drop a line through a review, hint hint) and I will gladly add it.

General Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plots and the occasional OC (original character). Everything else is the proud property of J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers, Scholastic or Bloomsbury, etc.

"Harry Potter can kiss my ass!" (from The Covenant)

"Oh my goodness! Shut me down. Machines building machines. How perverse." (from Starwars: Episode II)

Completed Stories/One-Shots:
-A Silly Thing Called Love (complete)
-My Somebody (one-shot)

Works in Progress:
-Silver Shades of Grey (updated: 2/7/08)
-Shadows of an Angel (updated: 2/10/08)

"Soylent Green is people!" (from Soylent Green)

"Did you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it?...It would be just like you were asleep in a box. Not that I'd like to sleep in a box, mind you. Not without any air. You'd wake up dead for a start, and then where would you be? In a box. That's the part I don't like, frankly." (from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead)

Random Sidenote: Flamers suck. Don't do it. You're bigger than that.